/ss13g/ - Spessmen on a Spess Station

First for Surfer Girl?

I got your stats right here pal
*unzips graph*
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How do you fuck up by 9 posts

do birbs like new threads? does hachi like new threads?

I think this would be a good idea

I guess I need to make our tanks and lockers look like shit on it so people don't know what they're missing

Ork WAAAAAAAAAGH when?

When you code it.

gray waifus>skelewaifus=plasmawaifus>vox waifus>>>>>human waifus>silicon waifus

>not wanting to fuck a robot

A robot can't love you

Where did I ever say love?

there are ways

It's ok for two borgs to be more than just friends sometimes.

>borg, law 2, love me
#wow #woah

Morena is on a fucking warpath and nobody is safe
ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=3568&start=10

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>On a fucking warpath
Gee, I wonder who wrote this post. Eh, Bill?

A tactical counter, how will Bill survive?

I want all these xenoarchaeologists off my fucking rock. If I see any of you faggots prancing about in the dirt out there, I'm drilling straight through you without even a second thought. All of your artifacts are mine, and all your gay little plants and rocks I'm gonna crush under my magboots. Asteroid is gonna be MINERS' turf from here on out, got it? You fags better be ready to make me a MILLION diamond drills when I bring materials over to research, and if there's no one there or if research isn't ready, then we'll just fucking see what happens next.

(S)he's not wrong you know

Is it greytiding to tear down walls in order to get to the hidden items like skub and the basketball?

We need more hidden caches of dumb roleplay equipment

30th for "indefinite probation"

Whatever Morena
Didn't daddy give you enough attention?
Fuck off

>to aflame

It's not.

I wrote that on my phone, blame autocorrect.
t. foster

Why on earth would we keep the asteroid around if all the useful stuff is gone?

We'll make sure you've got those drills just so we can use it to locate your gibs.

XENOARCH PRIDE, ASTEROID WIDE. Toss the miners into space whenever you can!

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Bobda, be real, you gib miners for destroying artifacts and you are getting banned real quick, not to mention destroying the miner gig.

Get real, you are a autist for digging rocks with artifacts in them, ask for us not to destroy and we might leave you one or two.

>this is what yellow rock autists actually believe

>Emag borgs to give them neat tools and shit
>Tell them to still act like normal borgs, following the orders of people and shit and not to harm anyone
>They murder everyone on the shuttle

God damn it, guys.

>admin spawns clown ops
>full loadout
>clown hardsuits, banannons, plant bags full of bananas, gilded horns, the works
>objective: secure Botany and obtain more bananas
>arrive at station, enter the Arrivals hallway
>entire squad gets ZAS'd, begins slipping on our own peels, and gets massacred by a borg with a knife

Maximum overhonk

fuck humans

>non antag emags the borgs

>they start killing people on the shuttle

wew boy

>implying I wouldn't take the hit for the team

A H E L P
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Whoever my pAI ALICE, thank you for being my moral compass for that shift even though i lanced one guy by accident and broke his hand...

i did and nothing

>One of the raiders stuck forever in pain unconsciousness in the middle of space with nothing around for miles
>Ahelps if he can ghost and I okay it
>Round doesn't end so I assume there are other raiders alive
>When shuttle is halfway to CentComm, give his catatonic body enough damage to kill it
>Round ends abruptly
But it gets worse!
>Ahelps so round needs to be delayed
>Poor communication in msay so it doesn't get delayed
I'm sorry thread

>being sec that round
>every other officer and command personnel somehow died
>cargo ordering 10*10^1000 guns
>literally hundreds of cheapksy and beepsky's
>screen spammed with 50 arrest messages per tick
>hundreds of stunprods litter the hallways
>crawl onto shuttle
>die
>emagged borgs but no syndies

wew that was a fun one

How the fuck do you empty the bartender's shaker

Drink it.

Admins were investigating it and there was a mistake that led a trialmin to say the round was delayed when it wasn't. So the round suddenly ended mid investigation.

QUALITY CODE
>Make 60 Cheepskys as the bartender
>Dont know about the bug where the drop stun batons
>60 free stun batons running around the station
>Sec Constantly Spammed

10/10 Coding on VG Station

Bobda, I don't want you banned over your own personal autism, please don't go full retard, its only 4 SMCs and a few guns.

Dump it in a sink

what's a cheapsky

Name a cuter object in Sol

You can't, europa a cutie!!!

IT WAS YOU

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING C*DERS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

How are spaceman babies made if bears materialize near lewd activities in the Veeky Forums universe?

Looks like coffee ice cream..

The real show of autism is doing it but not getting banned.

I don't know

there is a sink in the bar, right click or a shortcut i can't remember (alt+click ot ctrl+click)

my waifu

batch cloning, don't you find it odd you can't go to space station 12?

The oversight has been fixed.

I would personally go full banvalids if you did bobda. Don't you dare.

A few got spaced/killed by the Vox, the HoS went to the telesat for some reason and got rekt by the laser turrets, I died from a armor-piercing discarding-sabonnana to the chest near aux tool storage. Dunno about the others.

I know it was just me and arie, then comms went down and I was alone

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I read this part first and thought you high nooned an impossible amount of people

>and then I pull out my spur/infinite laser gun equivalent to the captain's laser gun and pristine katana with 50 force and blow you away then shard you and put you in a construct to serve me

>start shooting people so hard they explode

I think you can understand my confusion and disappointment

Still good though

is xenoarch really that strong? ive yet to be able to try it since its always taken and the only time ive seen an xenoarch is when one saved me on my first shift of miner after i nearly died to a goliath

I'm trying to join the server for the first time, and whenever I get to the new player options window, regardless of how long I wait, I can never select any of the options.

Has anyone had a similar issue?

Oh, man it really is. The shit you can find as a xenoarch is amazing if you go for the smaller artifacts rather than just dig through it all with a handpick in search of a large one. Temple and war digsites are my favorite at the moment.

As far as I know the bunker is up so you've likely been redirected to a different server. Try updating or downgrading Byond

Can end the universe? Check.
Destroy the station with 200 range EMP/invivibleharm? Check
Become antag? Check
Get insane weapons? Check

But good luck trying to do any of the above, shit's pure RNG.

Post YFW you are not a degenerate that takes waifus seriously

>you hate waifus but also contribute to the waifuposting

hmm how do i butter up the xenoarchs so they give me cool stuff?

>implying xenocucks will get anything but artefacts which ZAS then emp them to death alone on an outpost

>become antag
What?

>Emag'd by a guy
>He tells me to be myself
>I proceed to act like I was never emagged at all

How do I get invisible spray? Also, is it possible for Mechanics/Science to make emags?

One of the possible large artifacts is a machine that just makes you a traitor

literally waifufags

xenoarchs can unearth a mask, vial, or syndicate link but it's rare

vamp, changeling, traitor

>Emag'd by a guy
>Tells me to kill as I please
>Don't please to kill

is this supposed to be negative?

If I have any spare weapons or such I'm willing to share.

but i need to butter you up because im literally actually autistic and i need to roleplay

what non-xenoarchs need to realize is that xenoarch is balanced because despite being able to find all sorts of godly shit, it's the most boring job on the station aside from maybe botany

>when people get very angry about space mans

But you don't need to act awkward and say weird things to get me to give you stuff, you can role play without all the butter.

>it's the most boring job on the station aside from maybe botany
dealing with deadly shit on daily basis and trying to put them to good use is fun

FUCK OFF, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID

>be me
>be admin
>ban player I dislike that hasn't broken any rules
>wait for their appeal
>call them insane and lie about evidence
>refuse to show proof
>laugh as they stay banned