/pdg/ - Payday: The Heist and Payday 2 General

I brushed my teeth before finishing my orange juice edition

Previous lōd >Workshop Manual
overkillsoftware.com/workshopmanual/

>Upcoming Payday 2 Tournaments:
overkillsoftware.com/payday2-tournament/

>Extremely Autistic Guide on the Mechanics of PAYDAY 2:
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=267214370

>Skill/Weapon Stat Calculator:
pd2weapons.com/

>Breakpoint calculator
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ucnX2Hm4QlkyKiQkSJzdC_PS9Pc8dBJt3cxYyI3Pkgk/

>Old Skilltree Guide:
i.imgur.com/nUXjB3J.png

>Perk Deck Guide (slightly out of date):
i.imgur.com/hFYr1Io.jpg

>Stat Ranking and Breakpoints (extremely fucking out of date we only keep this here for console plebs):
i.imgur.com/TY14uav.png

>Weapon/Armor/Damage/Pickup Spreadsheets (not up to date):
pastebin.com/dSyuTzdt

>Weapon Skin Checklist (totally up to date):
pastebin.com/jivyLi3A

>Big Oil Engine Calculators:
// NOTE: Nobody cares what the pressure gauges say if they're using the calculator
payday2skills.ru/bigoil.html
albertkung.com/bigoil/

>PAYDAY Wiki:
payday.wikia.com/wiki/PAYDAY_2

>Latest Updates Here:
steamcommunity.com/app/218620

>Steam Group full of shitters:
steamcommunity.com/groups/itfeelslikesomethingsintheair

>Mods and Lua:
pastebin.com/HR91ZxX2

>Weapon skin previews
pd2stash.com/

>Daily Dose
fuldans.se/?v=bawawkvbhb
youtube.com/watch?v=Huq02sL7v34
youtube.com/watch?v=YkO9ianKiNM
youtu.be/68ugkg9RePc

Other urls found in this thread:

pd2tools.com/l/0b92f26e6b61abd47a0ca51bd47e7a8c
twitter.com/AlaynaMCole/status/833651942459002880
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

1st for ded gaem

second for Ashleys throbbing cock

THIRD FOR CONTRACTOR SNIPER IS FUN

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AAAAAHHHH I NEED A MEDIC BAG !

>he doesn't have Criminal Intent set as his main menu song

Do you know what the definition of insanity is?

Hey dickhead!

Dum acdon

...l-lewd!

donbded

does anyone here have scrap metal

What dlc post-Golden grin casino is worth getting?

Haven't played since then.

Who the fuck thought giving an obscure pistol a DMR kit was a good idea?

>can only unlock it by playing with 4 people wearing specific masks

Is this a good general build?

pd2tools.com/l/0b92f26e6b61abd47a0ca51bd47e7a8c

Im this guy so i dont know the meta anymore.

All the heists (except goat sim) are good, Gage Spec Ops Pack and Chivalry pack and maybe the Scarface character pack because Kingpin is OP as fuck

What about John wick weapon pack? The Jackal seems really good.

Most of the other packs still have good stuff so you can go for that, but I just pointed out the ones that I would recommend the most.

SMGs are useless

Haven't played the game in over a year.

What's the new meta?

Kingpin is fair. It is a "get out off jail free card", which is fair compared to extra armour + invincibility, extra health + regen, a shitload of dodge, or even armour grinder

>Kingpin is fair
HAHAHAHA
>which is fair compared to extra armour + invincibility, extra health + regen, a shitload of dodge, or even armour grinder
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I haven't played the game in 5 hours

What's the new meta?

Reddit-tier arguments.

fast post your face when you bag gold!!!

What's the meta assault rifle?

Is it still meme-4?

say hello to my little friend

What is that thing and why does it only have a 40 ammo pool?

How about this; Kingpin lets you heal yourself while making your entire team invincible for 6 seconds with a 24 second cooldown that you can speed up by killing enemies.

It's literally a full team Swan Song, only without the infinite ammo.

It's a grenade launcher that just so happens to also have an AR attached to it.

Genuinely annoyed

It's garbage, don't even bother with it

The grenade launcher deals like 300 damage max, I couldn't even get it to kill some adds on OD

I'm clearly in favour of Kingpin... not a bright one, are you?

>I'm clearly in favour of Kingpin
Did you even read the post you replied to then? Kingpin is overpowered as fuck as it's a superior version to an already overpowered "must-have" ability

Is there a mod that only lets the host cook meth? I've been encountering trolls lately.

Google up "How do I get friends".

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- Into The Dark (any_25_spooc_kills)
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And this week's new Weekly Side Job is:
- Sewer Rats (charliesierra_1)
Complete it for your chance at an Infamous quality The Grin mask!

Keep those helmets flying! ;)

Can anyone give me an Axiom skin for the Falcon?

I would just buy it but steam requires you to top up by atleast 5 dollars instead of just letting you use your card.

Look below.


This guy said that Kingpin is a decent deck

This guy said that it's not

I said his arguments were bad here

You tried to sway me towards Kingpin despite the fact I'm clearly in favour of Kingpin

I said you're not bright here

You continue to remain confused here

>This guy said that it's not
No he did not, he was laughing at you for thinking that Kingpin is a "fair" (Read as balanced) perk deck, when it's very clearly overpowered and not balanced at all.

I gave proper arguments as to why it's not balanced after you called him out for having bad arguments.

Where's your money from selling your free safes?

I only just repicked the game up today since before the first introduced safes.

I have cards to sell but for whatever reason steam is saying i have to wait 7 days because i haven't used steam authentication for so long.

I wasn't the guy he responded to you fucking imbecile, I simply joined in and said "Reddit-tier arguments", which clearly says I'm in favour of Kingpin, then you or that guy tries to sway me towards it for some reason

>Almir retweeted this twitter.com/AlaynaMCole/status/833651942459002880

Ashley isn't posting codes because she is going to become a heister.

You get one free safe every 7 days. Just sell that for skins.

It's usually not worth opening the safes.

It's 75% common drop rate, 20% uncommon, so you'd only make a profit like 5% of the time.

Remove Combat Medic ace and Quick Fix basic. Ace Painkillers instead

Remove Die Hard aced it doesn't affect ICTV

Remove aced Transporter it's not good. Keep basic.

Don't use Nine Lives on anything other than One Down

Absolute bullshit, I usually get 2+ safes daily. Stop talking out of your ass.

Here you go again with saying i'm trying to "sway" anyone, i'm just reciting the facts that the perk deck is broken after you replied to someone who was clearly laughing at the fact anyone thinks the perk deck is in any way balanced or considered fair compared to the other perk decks.
That doesn't say you are in favour of Kingpin, instead you are saying that you agree with the other person that thinks the perk deck is balanced and fair.

>join a normal dificulty heist, just to relax
>have my shotgun loaded with HE
>guys freak out about me being a hacker.
>get kicked at the end (FWB)

it's the secind time this month

What are your favorite heists?

biker heist

Could be that he got griefed by some kid spamming HE rounds at him and thinks it's purely a cheat weapon.

i-is this a JoJo reference?

>tfw infamy 4 now
I'm already getting tired of having to level up before I can get my builds going again

Do some achievements, fuck around, have fun.

You're going to burn out if all you care about is the grind before you do anything else.

Is ICTV best to use with Maniac?

>Do some achievements, fuck around, have fun.
That's what i'm doing though, but once I reach 100 I just do infamy to get it over with faster and then realize I don't want to level up again.

Correct, I do believe it's balanced. The way the retard, whoever it is, worded it after I said his arguments were garbage made it sound like he agreed with me. He simply stated what it does, which does not imply he's trying to sway me towards it being overpowered, considering I already think it's balanced.

Oh, and, anyone who genuinely thinks it's overpowered either has never used Kingpin, never used Anarchist, or both.

There's nothing except cosmetics after V-100 so you can stop at V-100.

Just do some 7-bag Rats runs.

> Get DLC Unlocker
> Upgrade to whatever level you want -100
> Remove DLC Unlocker if you want
> ???
> Profit

>DLC unlocker = trainer

I have a feeling that retards like you are the reason scrubs demonize DLC unlockers

Please slit your fucking wrists.

Anything by the elephant or dentist
Golden grin
beneath the mountain

>Beneath the mountain
Maybe if they removed the turret

Hotline Miami and Broccoly 101

any codes that are not for shitty masks soon?

sent ;)

YOU AND I

BABY WE'RE NOTHING BUT MAMMALS

Yeah join the steam chat Ashley is giving out codes right now.

>Someone picks Sydney

nah, I hate the group chat, there all overkill workers

>(SYDNEY PLAYER) have been kicked

>Oh, and, anyone who genuinely thinks it's overpowered either has never used Kingpin, never used Anarchist, or both.
Sounds more like you don't even own the scarface dlc to begin with.

YA BLOODY DRONGO xD

>t. never used either

SIT ON MY DICK >:3

PAYDAY 2: John Wick Weapon Pack DLC: Cfour8F6-266EK-JsevenBFM
PAYDAY 2: John Wick Weapon Pack DLC: XVsixRW-V8JQgermanfornosound-BXEZW

Samefag

It's actually not overpowered, kill yourself. It requires more effort to use than any other deck, and even then its bonuses aren't always worth it compared to Anarchist.

>t. never used either

WAHOWAH MOST IMPRESSIVE

>activated the first dlc
>i use the dlc unlocker already
i honestly didn't expect it to work so i'm genuinely very sorry for anyone who really needed it

:(

Kingping is decent but it's by far not the best deck. I mean it's the best if you don't know how to use other decks.

it's pretty simple, press button when lot of cops. Other decks require you to play in a specific way to get the most out of them, even armorer.

Really love Dmr's kms my dude

>press button to godmode
>more effort

yeah.................thanks.

You've clearly never used Kingpin if you think all that's required is pressing a button for godmode.

Terrible bait, kill yourself.

Uh you are technically impossible to kill with kingping triggered. At 25% hp, you gain 100% damage resistance.

Yeah i'm sorry, it's actually a team-wide godmode.

JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE ESCAPE VAN

>People still play this garbage.
What's your excuse?

It's fun

It's fun

it's fun

he also had a OD mask and a private profile

It is enjoyable.

If you use Carry Stacker and Silent Assassin why even play the dam game

It's fun

One post and that's it?
You're such a fucking tease, leaving me alone with this stiff cock

What was the second code supposed to be anyway

PAYDAY 2: John Wick Weapon Pack DLC: XVsixRW-V8JQgermanfornosound-BXEZW

6 and 9 were the missing things.

German sound for no, Nine.