Sad truth is 99% of you will never be able to afford a $95,000 BMW 750

A self employed orthodontist who spends his Saturday nights on Veeky Forums? Kek

Anywho,
>buying a 7 series over the S class

>can afford a 100k car

>buy a BMW landboat

?

A slightly used ghost, even an early 00's phantom is in that price range.

Why would I chose a 7 series over that?

I don't work on Friday or the weekends, so I have time to shitpost once my family is asleep.

I guess I'm in the 1% then. Cool?

Please, my uncle makes millions and lives in a 3.6k sqft house and drives a Buick Lacrosse. Granted he gets a new model every 2-3 years.

The way technology is these days, that BMW is going to age faster than the silicone filled gold digger leaning up against it.

Lol, heatlights make it look cross eyed.

> Duhhh imma whost! whoom whoom!

My uncle left me $20million because he molested me.

>could get a Porsche 911
>buy a bimmer

haha xd

Does it get me to work faster than a corolla?

>Instead I'll buy an awful death pit with the same comfort level as sitting in a grill. Best 130k ever!

kek, dentist here as well. Wife is asleep and so the shit posting and Hitler obsession comes out.

You're literally rich enough to do this with your SW20 and ZZW30 and cuck OP.

youtube.com/watch?v=FghHghOaypM

youtube.com/watch?v=FoWY42_Bbz8&t=131s

The resale on these things are laughable. Then again buying a used bimmer is the automotive equivalent of russian roulette.

Why would I want that when my chebby SS cost half as much and is a much better car?

>will hold value because last commodore ever
>manual transmission
>maintenance is the same as any other v8 chevy, not expensive
>won't be an unreliable turd after 3 years/36000 miles
>glorious active exhaust and magnaride suspension
>isn't fucking ugly like every bmw ever with that awful pignose grille they insist on using

full daylight but chooses to use a low f stop

full retard

Also looks like a Malibu and is a chevy

the sad truth is that garbage people have an affinity for garbage cars. Literally had a BMW break down and block the entrance to my college's parking structure once.

Dual winning faggot

It's ok, in 20 minutes it'll be worth half that and become attainable

>implying i cant afford it in 10 years when its 3 thousand US DORRA

This

How? Where do you go to find a car that expensive to be half priced slightly used?

This, love all German cars but why would you ever get a bimmer over a porsche

In 20 years those things can be had for like 5 grand while the S class still maintains its price. Why 7 series lose value so fast?

>implying people who drop 100k in a boat even drive it

>Also, 760 iL or bust. Gotta have dat V12
yeah this

>Why 7 series lose value so fast?
electronics

>S class still maintains its price
I guess boats doesn't depreciate that much.

I'd rather get a second hand porsche than THE cuckmobile

I love watching these delusional poorfags make these threads clamoring in disbelief that richfags don't want to buy into the same meme luxury car hype that they already have. Just leave us the fuck alone and let us drive our classic Jap shitboxes

If I had that money to spend on a car I'd get a clean Toyota Century and Mazda RX7 Spirit-R

I don't want one you entitled douchebag

I hope you can afford a chauffeur for it too.

>Sad truth is 99% of you will never be able to afford a $95,000 BMW 750
who the fuck wants a bmw

>implying I want germanshit

The sad truth is I'll probably never be able to afford anything over 10k.

Just go on CarGurus

>buys a new car every 2 years
That's the right thing to do if you can afford it. I'd rather pay 40k every couple years for a top trim Buick or Lexus than 100k on a BMW or Mercedes that's going to age drastically in just 5 years.

People will still want the Viper 5 years from now.

A 7 Series will become nig-tier bullshit in 5 years, and lose 80% of its value.

Fuck off faggot

Seriously?

Because 99% aren't stupid enough to buy it new for 95k when it will be sold for 50k in less than 2 years.

And the S class exists too, also 50k.

>He bought a decade old Rolls Royce

you can afford a chauffeur right.

>99%

You're seriously underestimating how poor these people are.

>100% of you that can afford it would buy something else instead

Even if I could I'd not buy it because the S-Class exists.

why would I want to spend that much money on a car

>buying a bmw
>ever

BMW has some of the worst depreciation of all time id rather burn 95k

/thread

BMW 3 series is aight

BMW 5 series is best

BMW 7 series is lacking

All the BMW sedans look the fucking same

If I threw a BMW 750 M3 e256 or what ever the badge is on some rinky dink BMW, 99% of the chicks wouldn't be able to tell the difference nor care

But i CAN afford a 1989 735i
(Slightly rusted and the sunroof is broken)
What u gon do desu?

For 3000$

At least I can comfort myself with the fact that I'd never want one. I have no interest in gigantic tech-packed luxobarges. If I had that kind of money I'd be buying classic sports cars.

I could afford it but why wouldn't I just buy a Cayman GT4 instead like I truly want?

Also a 750i? Really? What fucking board are we on right now.

LOL! XD

If I'm gonna buy a car for $100k, I'll buy something that actually has merit to it and people will actually recognize.

Snek

I don't buy luxury vehicles on principle. Even if I had the money, I wouldn't do it

is that how she managed to afford one?

DDAAAAMN

>I have nigger taste

I'd much rather have a W222 if I were to spend that much money on a vehicle.

>A 7 Series will become nig-tier bullshit in 5 years, and lose 80% of its value.
It's already one now.

Yeahhh, you don't drive that thing. You get DRIVEN around in the rear passenger side seat with the executive seat package.

Correct
carsforsale.com/vehicle/details/26612351

2013 750i with 60K miles for 36k.
Thats equal to the price of a new 3Series.

That's why you lease cars like these. Buying them has unnecessary exposure.

Have you never driven on a long, boring trip? Big, quiet, powerful cars are way more fun than muh racekur when you have to sit in them for 7 hours on the highway.

Buying them is a maintenance nightmare.
After the lease is up, all the electronics will go to shit and will brick the car unless you pay 5K+ in repairs.

>look cross eyed
You mean wall eyed, dummy

i could pay cash for it tomorrow but instead i'll just hold on to me 2007 toyota until it breaks in 5 years
consumerism is a hell of a drug

>paying 95k for a car that's worth 25k less by next year

At least you can drive it without sweating and hating every moment inside it. Fucking meme cars

>cars
>long trip

give me captain's chairs or give me death

>95k to last 5 nice years and then start being a unreliable car worth 20k

In 5 years, your BMW will be worth $12,500.

My FD will remain at around $15,000 or (more likely) will have appreciated. Stay BTFO, you messerschmitt-loving cuck. How do you get that much money without being able to read markets, anyway? Trust fund?

>my 1943 civic will appreciate
wew

Yeah, and it won't be shot down by American-produced beer cans, either.

>my car is better than a KIA
more wew

>anal pained nazi-fanbois are this desperate for replies

Many such cases!

>implying I would buy a crappy non comfortable shitty BMW

(You)

Sure I could, but I'd never want one after owning an e60 m5.

Because it's cheap as fuck lol!!