/elyg/ - Elysicuck General Shenna Meltdown Edition

Should i just make my own server or something?
I just want a vanilla server without shady shit that isnt a buggy unstable mess that shits the bed. Is that too much asked?

People don't call it the "Facebook Frog" for nothing.

>fell for the Vanilla meme
>leveled two characters to 60
>the game is unplayable garbage unless you are a Mage or a Rogue
I WANT MY TIME BACK!!! WHERE IS MY REFUND?!?

hey that's me. if you have a problem we can take it outside. kid. you're fucking done. out. go. flee.

>URGENT: THIS IS A CALL TO ACTION!
>URGENT: THIS IS A CALL TO ACTION!
>URGENT: THIS IS A CALL TO ACTION!
>URGENT: THIS IS A CALL TO ACTION!
(Sticky this post ASAP!!!)

TODAY, ALEXSENSUAL WAS WRONGFULLY BANNED FOR EXPOSING AND FIGHTING CORRUPTION OF ELYSIUM STAFF MEMBERS AND OUR BROTHER WAS SILENCED BECAUSE OF IT.

IN RESPONSE, THE ANONS OF Veeky Forums.ORG/VG/ SUB THREAD /ELYG/ ARE NOW BOYCOTTING THE SERVER! YOU MUST NO LONGER PLAY ON ELYSIUM!!! JOIN OTHER PIRATE SERVERS INSTEAD, LIKE KRONOS FOR EXAMPLE.
THIS IS WAR!!! THEY FUCKED WITH US NOW THEY'RE GOING TO GET FUCKED!!! LETS HIT THEM WHERE IT HURTS!

IN THE MEANTIME, PLEASE SIGN OUR PETITION TO GET ALEX UNBANNED!! THE ELYSIUM STAFF WILL NOT DEFEAT US!

THE REVOLUTION IS HERE BROTHERS, FIGHT THE POWER!!!! >:)

LF private server. Speaks Russian and Mandarin but not English. Will not sell gold for money and will not get my mentally ill friend to rant in my defense and completely embarrass the project that everyone worked so hard to build. Will also not allow a small-scale Youtube channel to completely blow us out of the water.

PST

Just stop

Is it normal that half the quests in Thorium Point arent available?

I hope you spend the next few hours doing this to prove a point while most everyone else tunes you out. Veeky Forums isn't the center of this outrage and you're only embarrassing yourself.

Elysium is fucked because the people running it are not mentally stable people, full stop. Nothing you or anyone does will change how these people are.

XD

Check back in 2 years, they aren't in yet like 90% of the items.

I'm listening to the Discord and these people seem very nice. I wish I had friends like that.

Alex Army when??

yes, this patch is shit
they become available in the next one

>Refuses to bow to pressure from corrupt Slavs and allow VPNs on Crestfall because "everyone deserves to enjoy Vanilla WoW :^)"
>Sticks to his principles and leaves Elysium in the dust after realising the extent of their corruption

Is Asura, dare I say it, our guy?

>joining Elysium in the first place
No, Crestfall is shit.

>stopped playing this shit a month ago
>hear about the news today

lmao

This. I was going to way for Crestfall, but I think I might just be done with this altogether.

Does transmute arcanite share cooldown with essence transmutes?

www101.zippyshare.com/v/FhbADHoE/file.html
again for those who care.

It's a 2:15:00 retarded audiobook featuring Crogge, Shenna, Alexensual, Ely GMs, Mr. Legacy AKA RisenUI, NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER, Kermit the Frog, and all of you guys.

Reminder that Crestfall still has known botters and hackers working for them.
Your account on Crestfall will never be safe.

Us channers amirite xd

Does Crestfall have a release date yet?

how do i report bots?
is there an in game function or?

>Check Realm Stats
>Population hasn't dropped

WHOA, umm like did no one get the memo??? They're corrupt so stop playing on Elysium! Have you no stantards? I don't know what I expected from this place, its good too see where you loyalty lies...

>population hasn't dropped at all
Ummmmmm Alex????

sheep will be sheep

anyone?

FUCKING STOP IT GUYS!! STOP IT!!! RETAILBULLS ARE LAUGHING THEIR ASSES OFF!!!!

Crogge sounds like your typical cuck from Baden-Württemberg. I bet he voted Greens all his life

>elysiumbulls won again

then why are you still here, sheep?

>Nostalrius was right

really makes you think

to love every laugh

No account is ever safe

Also it's extremely common to hire people that are able to break your security, because they can help you harden your shit against it. Most companies offer rewards for managing to hack them.

25% Q1
50% Q2
75% Q3
100% Q4

Bide your time and focus on something else.

>His video opens with a shot of sheep.
>"Hey guys ugh, ehm, stop being sheep, ugh" - t. Alexsensual

Wake up sheeple! Subscribe to my channel to arm yourself against corruption of the Elysium Elite!
Alex has become a parody of himself. Best timeline.

was there really ever any doubt?

>ugh guys guys ugh pls stop playing ugh elysium
>guys ugh guys pls pls ugh stop playing
>ugh sheep ugh stop pls
>ugh pls

same gay

>Also it's extremely common to hire people that are able to break your security, because they can help you harden your shit against it. Most companies offer rewards for managing to hack them.
Please stop repeating this stupid myth.

>be lvlwhen attacked in PVP my best method of defense is to stand perfectly still and hope they stop
>it's actually more effective than fighting back
sure is fun

He has such a dumb looking face. What's his education? He looks slightly mentally retarded, in a non-meme way.

How can I marry lumikaru?

He has aspirations of law school

>What's his education?
College dropout making YouTube videos for a living.

>Myth

hackerone.com/pornhub
forbes.com/sites/andygreenberg/2013/01/28/google-offers-3-14159-million-in-total-rewards-for-chrome-os-hacking-contest/#5ace09de3abd

Many such cases.

I'm sure going to miss the 30 odd people who "boycott" Elysium over this ecleb drama.

lmao, back in reality It's reset day, I got raids to do.

All transmutes share a cd.
If you transmute Arcanite - you cant transmute anything for 48h.
If you transmute Heart of Flame - you cant transmute anything for 12h or whatever its cd was.

Don't worry, it will stay like that until you get some gear from Naxx. So don't even bother trying to play for another two or so years if you are on one of the fresh servers.

I can't stand this Tyche faggot. He takes his """"job""""" way too serious

Why haven't you converted yet?

how many transmutes are in vanilla?

Here's some truth that might be inconvenient for you, /elyg/:

The entire Wechat thing is an extremely out of context thing, that's been made up by Auya_Elysium/Mr. Legacy/other reddit aliases.

Everyone latched onto that, even though the first screenshot was an obvious joke, and the second pastebin/etc. was more or less a complete fabrication.

The only screenshot compilations you should trust are the ones that appeared on Veeky Forums.

Obviously, Valkyrie/Elysium owners still had a character selling business on Valkyrie, they're still using the same Paypal for Elysium donations, the Crestfall people are still botters/gold sellers/etc, the whole hacksforharambe being on the team bullshit is still bullshit, and there's still no transparency regarding donations, but the whole Wechat thing... you got duped.

Note that I'm not claiming that there's nothing fishy with the Chinks, but the narrative spun by Auya_Elysium and his alt accounts is just a narrative.

>implying any Elysium server will ever see AQ

>He hasn't been in the private AQ tests.

lel, what are you from some pleb guild or something?

I'd literally throw my computer out the window than starting up anything related to new Blizzard.

I'm banned until August

So you mean to tell me that Wechat thing was just Chinese donating for server hosting as they can't donate directly through paypal?

> He thinks Elysium will see AQ with a 75% server uptime and massive controversies

tfw my cum tissues have green mold growing on them

so you would rather play on a laggy RMT chink infested private server with a poorly coded server code instead

>alexensual made a "thank you" video about him hitting 20.000 subs 2 months ago
>he's at 20.500 subs today

He was at 20.9 at one point kek

It is entirely possible, yes. I don't know if you've noticed, the wall of text posts about that issue mostly focus on "exposing" Valkyrie before it became Elysium, and it could be the case that they decided to go "straight" with the new project.

>have a nice present for Sylaria
>servers are down

How good is Impale for leveling a warrior? Worth respeccing over at level 26?

I'm late on this whole drama thing. Can someone give me a TL;DR?

Nostalrius was right.

"trust me or fuck off reeeeeee"

I wish I knew friendo, I wish I knew.

who could be behind that picture?

#FreePablo

So is the server actually dying or is it just epik memers again

>crestfall next

It's just friendless neckbeards who have nothing left in their life but WoW shitposting. The normal population of the server who have wives and jobs are just fine. Don't worry about the self-loathing in these threads.

Stopped playing on this server the day Nostalrius backed out because I had no faith in the staff, glad I made the right choice.

>JOIN OTHER PIRATE SERVERS
>...LIKE KRONOS

No thanks, my account got banned after their database was compromised.

main concern is AQ when I think

Hey guy, spamming your own images all over Veeky Forums got you popularity once, and was a really smart play. But now that everyone thinks you're a fucking idiot I would suggest trying something else to grow your channel.

who?

amazing

>The only screenshot compilations you should trust are the ones that appeared on Veeky Forums.

can someone link?

Some druid named Sylaria was exchanging feet pics for gold on Zeth I'm personally not sure how much of a meme it was but people were taking it pretty seriously

If you don't switch to Legion after this Elysium drama, I'll beat you up after school kid.

Anathema is alive.
Not for long without AQ though.

DELETE THIS

I read you should make an ingame Gm Ticket. I tried that to when i saw a Bot but the Ticket was up for 2 Days and i took it back, dunno if they didn't cared or if it didn't work.

What he means to say is only casuals aren't affected by this

there are no devs and no original staff remaining
AQ never, new content never, serb stability probably going down the shitter
who can really say about the population in the future but that's one factor of many

Lul, saw a Message on Zeth like "Trade Nudes for Gold"

now that elysium is dying, what server do we move to?

lmao