/palg/ - Paladins General

>an unmentioned buff is that Skye's Poison Bolts now fire almost instantly
5$ on it's a bug

Also, don't play any game even if the servers are up.
Cuckbear fucked up and now queue sends you in queue for random games, not for the game mode you wanted.

HAHAHAH THE NEW PVE IS BUGGED THERE ARE NO SKYE TO FIGHT

>Talk about how everyone uses wormhole on Evie
>Make it a legendary
>Don't make it the default

?

holy shit what were they thinking

>mfw this entire game was a marketing exercise for overwatch

>u want dis?
>pay for it!
surprised?

>Now they will buy more crystals, goyim!

>play match
>2 teammates never connect

>it's a 3v5

>play it through anyway
>get potg
>potg never plays just stares on my character posing for 10 seconds (not even using the pose I have equipped)

>match finally ends after the potg

>deserter penalty

>Watching Joshino's stream
>Looking at all the meltdown going on everywhere
How long until we get a Paladins Season 1 version of this?
youtube.com/watch?v=QuDqraUlUcM

>Talk about how everyone uses incitement on Cassie
>Leave it alone
>Best girl still rules

:)

Even then, chances are not everyone makes it in the game.

barik come back pls

Cassie looks like a transsexual in that picture.

How did they fuck up so badly?
The new PvE is bugged like there is no tomorrow, offline players get queued in comp, some cards don't give the correct amount of essence, and many more.

What the fuck is going on?

I don't think it's working since I still think OW is shit.

Barik come back, any kind of fool could see
There was something in everything about you
Barik come back, you can blame it all on me
I was wrong, and I just can't live without you

This never happened.

>offline players get queued in comp

lmao

they are purposely killing their game so they can move to their next project

Don't tell me they put the patch for PTS as the actual patch for live.
Because no way in hell this was meant to go on the live servers.

>Literally removed from the game

;_;7

I fucking love Paladins but man watching hi-rez shit itself never gets boring.

Don't worry, he will be a healer when they add him back.

When will they delete Skye?
She's suffering so much, please, take her out of her misery.

>mfw watching streamers play because for me game is down

>A hero removed
>New game mode (not released)
>EVERYTHING is bugged

>join queue
>enter match
>pick my hero
>waiting for people to pick
>game cancels because other people didn't pick

>DESERTER PENALTY 5:00

so, wher'd the botw leaker go.?

>his turrets still do no damage and don't mark targets anymore for him to get bonus damage

He's in a better place now, he won't like OB44 when he gets here.

That's exactly what they did

Actually, the game is down for everyone, including the streamers. It's only that because of how badly the game got fucked up, their connection lagged into a different one of Earth's simultaneous days, so they're playing on the servers that will be up in 2 days.
Get woke en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_Cube

All of my gold is gone, what the fuck??

how'd we go from a thread with 2100+ posts, to this thread with only 40. where'd everybody go?

^ look at this idiot

it's fucking down

So does any champion have one of their interesting legendaries unlocked by default?

Where is the spider girl champ, Jewbear?

>people asking to remove Skye
>people asking to remove Maeve
And they remove Barik God, take me instead ;_;

youtube.com/watch?v=NU9JoFKlaZ0 thredasong

>enter match
>loading screen
>booted to menu for no reason
>clicking play shows custom game menu with me on a team

???

yes

See Andy (Headshot +50%)
Grohk (Emergency Ghost Walk)
Grover (Healing boost)
Kinessa (Fullcharge boost)
Maeve (Nine Lives cleanse status and Dot)
Ruckus (+100 ammo)
Shalin (shoots faster)
Skye (20% damage boost on poison)
Torvold (Recharge boost)
Tyra (20% Lifesteal)
Pip (x2 Healing)

>Messing around in shooting range
>This pops up
Wonder if it will actually put me into a match at some point

After OW gets its spider robot tank

Reminder that Hi-rez hates frontliners.

>can't even play bot games

pls lo rez

>Wanting to play as a Drow that wasn't even good enough to be a Drow
Really, lad?

Almost all of these have clearly superior and more interesting locked cards.

especially all the flanks

I guess ghrok ghost walk card is alright

youtu.be/eqOsE8HRZJQ
Nope, its this one.

Barik was removed temporarily because he probably had a game breaking bug. Really, this shit needed more days of testing.

In PTS, Barik would literally crash the game.

This entire fucking patch is a game breaking bug

Reminder that Barik AND Survival worked just fine during the first PTS

...

>barik is disabled

Yeah but these are buffs compared to the previous patch you get for free. Well except skye since her 'buff' is actually the weakest of all heroes including those that got nerfed.

now we need a picture of barik in a wheelchair

I get it

a midget in a dwarf hat with a gun edited in

? She gets the exact same amount of damage that she got in the old patch

>some of the cards I bought yesterday are still locked
this shit is hilarious

From streams

>leggo duplicate: 4500 essence
>mvp pose and emote duplicate: 2000
>leggos drop pretty often in chests

In the last patch, you needed to hit all 3 poison bolts on an enemy to deal +20% damage (+5% for each bolt and another +5% for hitting all 3).
Now you just gotta hit 1 and get the full +20%.

I log into the game
I walk through Timber Mill again
I pass the point
But you're not there anymore.
It's a day since you've been there,
now you've disappeared somewhere
Like old game's pace
You've vanished without a trace.
And I miss you, like Evie misses Wormhole.

>Go check the Paladins Sub-Reddit to see what they think about it
>/r/Paladins is temporarily locked due to spam. Please see the stickied Megathread for more info.

Remember the visual bug where you lost cards?
Now it's actually a full on bug, I lost 200 cards out of nowhere.

I went through 60 chests and got about 6 of them with the boost. Seems decent if you play every character.

The more worrying thing is the Essence cost for new builds. Now that not all cards are considered equal, and we get roughly 5 chests from leveling up a hero to level 4 only, there's no way to really experiment unless you are sitting on hoards of it or you're lucky enough like me to get all your legendaries and are sitting on top of it. Actually, those card build sites should really have an essence calculator to see how p2w it can really get.

I'm just gonna blast both at once, Green Day for Barik (RIP sweet prince) and meme for the game in general.

>Can't wait to play OB44 on non laggy servers
>Come home from work
>Game is down
When will the bad news end? At least the Victor damage cards got nerfed, though I still want them and all the damage buff cards removed.

>buy items in game
>it spends credits but doesn't give them to my character
>not allowed to buy more or upgrade since I both have slots used but don't have the items

Game is utterly broken right now. Just played a bot game with no bots.

I got a ton of emotes and poses for my favorite champs for free so that's nice, but Drybear is still a retarded cuck.

I also didn't get anything for my waifu Skye, so fuck you Jewbear.

>on non-laggy servers

It's worse than ever.

This is like 10 tick rate now, it feels like playing a BYOND game.

I was able to stand and WATCH a viktor shoot me from around a corner for about a second. His bullets flying through a doorway, off a map, and I'm standing there getting hit from 90 degrees around the corner.

Everything is on fire.
Goddamn, I haven't been in the front seat of something so beautiful.

Oh finally, a reason for me to play something else for a few hours.

>queue up
>get into two matches
>get sent back to queue for no reason both times
great patch

>chests only giving 1 reward

the fuck

lol

>Patch clearly isn't ready for the live server
>Push it out anyways because you announced some events around it

xd

10 says theyll sell it as a new feature cause why fix an already broken character

>Snek's default legendary is bonus damage on ult
How about no, Hi-rez.

finally convinced a friend to give this game a go
gave him my referral link (to get the Pip skin)

today is his first experience with Paladins

Neat

Did you win?

I'm not sure if you get this Pip skin, your friend might run away while screaming.

Funny stuff

I'm sure he's having a great time

I just came back from work, and the game is down and everyone is losing their shit. What happened exactly?

Ripened gourd is his best legendary.

>now you will get your refund in the form of boosters for only $7.49!