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Keystone: Darkheart Thicket
Mythic Level 10
>Bolstering
>Skittish
>Fortified

Full team of 900+

Literally didn't make it to first boss. Wiped on the two bears before him 4 times, because the tank was unable to keep the aggro.
Group disbanded, key depleted.

How was your day, /wowg/?

How hard it is to keep aggro?

Being tank is easiest thing ever, even easier than DPS, now healing is where it's at

>rerolled into a healer since dps and tank eventually bored me
>friends' guild desperately needs a healer and everyone is rushing me to 110 and gearing as soon as humanly possible
>they've been wiping at heroic gul'dan for weeks due to healer issues and everyone is gonna be counting on me to fix them
>never even healed lfr before
I'm fucking scared.

>hit 110 on demon hunter alt on Sunday
>instant AK lv 20
>buy like 3 boes and queue for LFR
>clear it and clear it again today
>already 857 ilvl
>29 points in weapon
>guild's allowing me to take her to the NH normal run on Friday
>6 bonus rolls saved up

haha, and to think of all the losers struggling to get gear

>skittish

If you aren't attacking the mob that the tank is, you're gonna pull aggro if you're a dps worth your salt.

i've marked the left bear with skull so tank only has to focus it.

still we got fucked, all 900+, this sure is a new experience for me.

I healed in LFR first time yesterday.

"wow ids fuggin nodthing :DD" is the best way to describe it, so yeah, go and practice.

YOU'RE TRACKING MUD EVERYWHERE

>Doing new LFR zone

>A good item drops on elisande
>Inspect the guy and he clearly doesn't need it

>Ask him if he can trade it to me

>He simply leaves the group without saying anything

What does a girl have to do to get items in this game

i'm too autistic to reveal my power level and ask him for a screenshot for posting on an anonymous korean turtle shipyard, and his armory feed doesn't go far back enough for the legendary
i'm sorry, i'll just accept the title of lying faggot

>try streaming nh
>10 minutes later I dc from wow
>can't log back in
>ts and everything else works just fine

what gives? Did someone block my route to blizzard's servers?

ilvl can be deceiving

>do CoS +13 with 2 guildies
>never did M+ with them but they pull decent numbers in raid so what the hell
>end of the dungeon
>barely 1 chested
>they pulled extra mobs like twice
>Total damage done was me at 798k dps (ww monk)
>hunter at 550k
>boomy at 350k
>we're all 900+

I'm going to be "busy" the next time they ask me to come to M+ with them

Don't worry, it's really easy. Just watch out for your mana.

LFR isn't the best place to practice.

WELL STRUCK SIR, RIGHT IN MY PAIN CLUSTER

whisper him again, if he says yes then invite to party

still not too late

CAN YOU PLEASE DIE WITHOUT MAKING SUCH A MESS

I did it and he simply laughed at me

I did but he didn't say anything

hey you're not me!!!

pug died at elisande but i did well for my first time in NH

MASTER, IS THAT YOU? I BARELY RECOGNIZED YOU WITH YOUR HEAD ATTACHED

HAVE A BITE MASTA
I KNOW ITS YOUR FAVORITE

tranny

NOOOOOOOOOOOO
I TOOOO AVE PROOOVED MY WRTH, ODYYYN

>shadow priest
>dot everything
>focus tank target
>still aggro _everything_
nice game wowbabs

back the hell up, impostor

Bully

>normal

>people who enjoyed threat as a mechanic

>WELCOME HOME MASTER. MAY I TAKE YOUR... HEAD?

...

I'M READY TO PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

this is a pretty sad post

Nothing wrong with being me.

>play melee
>queue up with a non-shitty demon hunter
>win 10 skirmishes in a row

BAD... TOYS....

Seems like it would be good for M+ at least

Certainly worse leggos

What did gul'dan do wrong?

YOU GAVE MUSHLUMP OWIE

Post Wife material only

...

Can't wait for 7.2 so she can marry my UD rogue

WHAT.. PRECIOUS.NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

youtu.be/pkAe6pg0UJo

>le super special roguepriestwarlockmagewarriornecromancer snowflake
>good waifu material
>good anything
delete this post this instant

YOU ARE NOT MY SOHN. HE IS IN THE HAWLS OF VALER. TAKEN BY OODEEEN BEFOR HIS THYME

literally worse than any other character in the game since vanilla

Looks fat.

>World of Warcraft: Legion Cinematic Trailer starring Varian the fag and Sylvanas the bitch
>9,230,642 views

>World of Warcraft: Warlords of Draenor Cinematic starring based Hellscraems and Mag "YOU BRING THESE MONGRELS HERE" theridon
>21,077,374 views

Makes you think doesn't it?

A woman that gives bad kisses can never be good wife material

Riko knows

Could someone from each class tl;dr the class hall campaign quests for me? Curious to know if any are good and which are total shit.

Not really

my neurons are barely firing at all over that

>2/3
>3/10

>3/10 NH pug
>use all bonus rolls
>get one upgrade
>shitty wrists

all meaningless/shit except from rogue/mage and maybe DK

Priest
>we need help
>duude holy dreadlord lmao
Paladin
>how dis make you feel priest boi? we takin all yo women ooga booga
Shaman
>elements fighting
>stop them
Monk
>search for the perfect beer
>stop the demons
Only ones I've done to completion

I really like the WoD cinematic

??? Mage one is beyond shit. I'm a mage and I can barely remember anything besides the ending. Oh and DONT WORRY MY FRIEND. WE WILL FIGURE THIS OUT

någon mer med bahnhof som inte kan logga in nu?

just realized golden king set has been removed from the game

I now have no idea how to dress up my character

warlord armor is like a downgrade

kill me

WoD would have been a good expansion if Blizzard actually finished it

the WoD we got was 1/3 of an expansion

>>duude holy dreadlord lmao
Isn't this Paladins?

>using your bonus rolls on normal
i love how any single post with a frog attached is guaranteed to be a new attempt at breaking a record in retardation

Legion cinematic is pretty boring tbqh

THE TOUCH OF CREATION AND DESTRUCTION

>magtheridon

its mannoroth you fucking retard

more like 1/4th

the final boss was supposed to be an ogre titan or some shit iirc

It's both. Muh army of light shows up at the very end of the priest campaign and saves them (a common theme throughout)

>Warlocks
>get wilfred fizzelbang's wife to help you enslave the eredar twins from the sunwell

i've only been playing legion for two weeks idiot

i don't see how this has anything to do with what i just wrote

>druids do druid thing, fight some demon in Hyjal
>rogue is legit great, run around stormwind while stealthed with garona, hostile to guards even if you're alliance, fight pirates, learn that broken shore invasion was a bait from leaked intel, do cool shit in general
>warriors do boring shit with Valhallah and Ulduar, get a shitty jump from class hall that kills you half the time

>he doesn't get ilvl 900+ items from LFR
LOL?

>he needs to do LFR
LMAO???

>880 /w socketed shivermaw's jawbone on DH Tank alt

my only regret is I slacked off of doing a 15 that week but this shit is broken as fuck lmao

DK
>re-create a 4 horsemen, but this time use nazgrim, thoras trollbane, sally whitemane and tyrion
>Light: Sorry DK, but I'm afraid I cannot let you do that.
>k, we use mograine then

rogue
>there is a dead SI7 agent but why?
>Matthias Shaw ordered someone to kill her, but why?
>ara-ara, he is a dreadlord, doushio?
>GO KILL HIM
>gg wp, we prevented an all-out alliance-horde war

monk
>demons attacked the peak of serenity and other parts of pandaria
>kidnapped monks
>we save the kidnapped, make some brew and kick some demon butt

DH
>we need to contact illidan about his plans on destroying the legion. turns out only akama knows it, we get him in one way or another
>also there are two faggot DHs who joined the legion
>fun.allowed = false;
>we set the class hall into spaceship mode, go to niskara and kill them in the name of Illidan

explain?

shivermaw's jawbone gives a shit ton of vers if it hits 5 things

he got it 880 when you can't normally do mythic+ violet hold

What skin color should I use for my fem belf DK? Should I go with the DK special skins? And if so, which one? The dark one or frozen-white one?

Or should I just go with normal skin color?

frozen white one because you're DEAD

I personally like the look of frozen white
>tfw i didnt find out about those dk skins till after i made mine
suffering

mine is left with the long barber-shop white curls.

right is also good though

>making a dk with anything but a deathly skin tone

>Play BM Hunter
>See some equine like beasts
>Oh cool an unicorn!
>Can't tame it

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!!!

have you bought your sick ass real life DK armor yet, wowg?

blood elves

dps charts please

>tfw just wiped 5 times on LFR Tichondrius because 5 dps were below 200k and he got to enrage every single time

>when the druid healer does 200k more dps than everyone else in your dungeon party

Most of WoW's early history is made up of people telling lesser beings to do their job for them and then things going wrong because of it

classes with below 200k dps?

So how is destro nowadays

anu belore dela'na