/pdg/ - Payday: The Heist, Payday 2 General

Consider which is DLC and which isn't and you will quickly get your answer as to why.

You can get 5 or less detection with DMR CAR though

>not having the cheapest DLC
How's weather in Africa?

Goys are so predictable.

14th for mistakes were made

Vastined pls

Looks like the autist is back

>paying $1 for virtual goods is being a goy

Next you're gonna tell me capitalism is bad and we should go back to communism and socialism?

I have conditioned you well

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skcah

WANKER

Sit on my dick pls

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How do I play kawaii heister

You put sode.

Only in your dreams user you oculd play with a legit kawaii heister

this was 5 mins of pure "my paycheck 2 fanfiction, even though I haven't played the game for more than 2 min"

I wish trash woukd fi d a better way tk give codes

r u ok?

OOOO I'M MELTING I REQUIRE A BODYBAG

Posts mains and let people judge you for what you main.

Previous thread for reference

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what do you want in payday 3?

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Now that i think of it, there's no meme behaviour from scarface players such as animal masks and jacket player

scarface is still a fairly new character, only a few months

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Who genuine Payday experience here?
youtube.com/watch?v=98GFFkC05VQ

Reminder:
>Payday 2 tier list
>A tier
Jacket, Jimmy, Dallas, Dragan
>B tier
Scarface, Bohdi, Wolf, Bonnie
>C tier
Johnny test, Houston, Sokol
>D tier
Clover, Jiro
>/r/paydaytheheist tier
Chains, Sydney

>characters tier list
xD

>Bohdi
>B tier
You could not possibly be more wrong

agreed, body is trash tier.

genuinely surprised people still play this

>Jummy
>Bohdi
>anything but bottom teir
move bonnie , houston, sokol up one, move chains up four, and move jacket down forever

>he doesn't like to be one with the ground
>he doesn't like to outstretch his arms
>he doesn't like cocaine
>he likes "Le nigger pickle no like tricky"

yummy in jummy's tummy

I'd want to be in the ground too if my taste was as bad as yours

>steam forum tier:
jimmy, bodhi, wick

Always blame wick players when you fail your mission

What if I use Wick and I carry

You.

I like you.

BLANKS

>chicano 88

why ?

That's... Fucking low, Greta.

Memes never die

Ayyy bump

>Wick in unlisted S tier

Stop using faks to bump threads

what is fak

For the lobby's benefit it's best you don't know

Ignorance is bliss

post best couple

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Remember when everyone thought Clover was ugly lmao

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She is still ugly as fuck, literally a old hag
>inb4
Fan art

She is though, her in game face model looks like man's
The hair is terrible too but that's can be forgiven

Is Sokol best girl?

;)

yes, but so is Jacket

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>anime picture
>dogshit taste

let me show you a real tier list

S TIER: everyone who was in the game at launch and hoxton
TRASH TIER: everyone else

Post Jimmy

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;)

RUDE BITCH

>youtube.com/watch?v=7hsi5-338Fg
>mfw the devs actually added a wilhem scream in the trailer

Why the fuck does Scrap Metal exist?

>getting random missed achievements
>A Long Night of Horrors
>no friends still playing payday 2
>public lobbies end by card 3 90% of the time
>fuck it, time to solo
>easy as fuck farming cards
>get to train
>LET'S BREAK THE RULES begins
>two dozers spawn immediately
>getting anally ravaged by trash cops while missing every javelin
>every time a dozer spawns the game spawns another
>finally get c4 to drop
>go down, gray
>AI starts and stops revive over and over again
>it's 50 minutes down the drain bonnie you fuck
>get up and drop medic bag
>saigadozer walks past the corner of the screen while using
>fucks off somewhere else thankfully
>run across tracks
>tazed
>double quick shot-noscoped by snipers
>muscle+partners in crime narrowly saves the day
>finish as lyrics come to an end

this game is literal perfection despite being objective fucking garbage

so you can stealth while your friends are afk like every other non-solo stealth heist and set off the alarm at the very end

WE

>youtube.com/watch?v=Ew1O4kSo_zI

Has modding finally gone too far ?

SEVEN BUCKS?! THERE'S HARDLY ANY CONTENT!

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where does hoxton go?

Which stealth heists should I try with my friends after we managed to beat shadow raid? We are pretty new to the game

Try the ERP heist
with me

Murky Station.

>stealth
>not solo

You may pick only one if you wish to maintain your sanity.

directed by the same guy that directed hardcore henry

ded

Yacht

>Chains
>Bottom
Anime was a mistake

Rest of the Paycheck masks when ?

I pirated this game just to test it, but despite how dumb some mechanics are and how unoptimized it is, it grew on me.
I use the demo as a "front" of sorts to "emulate" the game on the Steam interface.
780 hs, Infamy XI (it's been like that for a while and i probably wont go further than that since it's not worth it really) and im starting to play One Down in a regular basis with friends.
Should I forget about my pirated progress and buy this game? Or is it too late to jump on the paycheck bandwagon?
i wouldn't have problems buying the game and using the DLC unlocker, in fact it would be a good thing since it means i wont have to manually update this shit every once in a while but for some reason i dont want to lose my progress
wat do

Пoшeл нaхyй, хoхoл.

>shitter """teammates""" won't help you up even though you're downed right next to them

AAAAAGH

Bought a DLC, but of course I have to trust random chance to get the fucking hat. No, it's not the reason I bought it, but I still want it.

What's the best way to go about that?