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Triumph.gg
Legends.gg
Lolalytics.com

>7.4 Patch Notes

na.leagueoflegends.com/en/news/game-updates/patch/patch-74-notes

>7.5 PBE Update

surrenderat20.net/p/current-pbe-balance-changes.html

>Champion and Skins Sales

na.leagueoflegends.com/en/news/store/sales/champion-and-skin-sale-0221-0224-0

Join us in the /lolg/ Official Stream, find the link on Eyoson

Come in and have some fun !

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xth for breast metal waifu

MATING PRESS

i want to look EXACTLY like shvyana and be mate pressed by ALL the anons

Please?

I love Lissandra!
Post a better waifu
Protip:You probably could, its your opinion after all

TOWER DIIIIVEEEEER

>date night
>bf is sick with sinus infection
>rescheduled
>no mating press ;_;
>tfw

welp my night suddenly became free anyone up for a normal?

I wanna cuddle 3D Jinx

comfortable boyfriends~

ITT: we describe our favorite champion with a youtube video

youtu.be/C4wsA--VWEo

fuck off officer vi reeeeeeeeeee

play ranked

im down senpai add me naznic

You probably wouldn't even use protection you little slut.

What's the cutest Talon skin I wanna know which one to get for future reference?

you people are the fucking worst

the same people posting the same thing every thread

HELP ME UNDERSTAND

WHY DO YOU DO THIS

GIVE ME A QUICK RUNDOWN

WHAT DID YOU MEAN BY THIS IT'S THE SAME THING EVERY THREAD WITHOUT FAIL IT'S THE SAME FEW POSTS

I'm the normal gold/ranked silver from earlier, me on the red, how can I get out of this silver madness if I keep losing every other game like this?
By going up 5~10LP each Win/Loss and losing it all back when I lose twice in a row?

no :(

k adding

Reminder to hit that mf hide button and enable recursive hiding for a better browsing experience.

Xth for Katarina
best girl
:3c

I'l also love to play some if its fine
BanditXen

you're dealing with people that play league user
you're lucky if the person replying to you has an IQ above 70

Fuck off normie lolgen is for lewdposting, take your gay on-topic discussion over to /v/.

>talon
>cute

nah bub

Nope! after finishing with one user the next one can begin filling me up :3

I want to bully the crab!

>going up 5~10LP each Win
You are better off selling your account and buying a fresh 30 one at that point. Gains below 20 LP will keep you in elo hell forever.

Why doesn't Syndra have a boyfriend yet? How can any male resist?

Zed

the rest of my 5v5 team

>Implying she could ever be satisfied with only one cock

>call someone a nigger/jew at least once a game
>still never been reported

uhhh lolbabs?

see, the difference between imthem and the rest of you shitters is that he was actually high elo at one point

xth for Cute Vi

is that guy still alive !?

>No longer have a dick to mess you up
>The only other thing you can do is seek attention from /lolg/

:thinking:

And here's your (you). Don't spend it all in one place.

i would also be interested in this, asking for a friend haha

What does /lolg/ think about a girl who mains Orianna?

plenty of people from lolg were pretty high elo

fly away now~

how bad should I feel when I feed in a norm? sometimes I like to try out new champs/builds, but it seems like the second I die/lose tower/drag, I get flamed

I tell myself it doesn't matter, but I still feel a bit bad, and I get tilted myself when I see others fuck up

generic out of 10

show me a girl that mains top lane or tanks and ill be impressed

no im actually gonna play league and then go to sleep sad

>at one point

false

weak bait, see me after class

thats cute welding but this had to be pre games cus im sure the discucks cant stand to look at each other anymore

black screen for a good 30 seconds whenever entering a lobby ww@?

I've met ONE.
She played mostly Irelia and Jax, sometimes Fiora

Every other girl I know plays support, mid or adc

>the truth is bait

try again

>Going to sleep sad cause some guy ain't gonna be fucking you for one night

Take a good hard look at yourself.

Which one's which

Fucking feels good from both sides user

Not that guy but sleeping is pretty much the highlight of my day. It's pretty nice when you have solid dreams. It's like watching free movies for 5 hours

play a carry role and play a simple champ in that role. if you're only gaining 5-10lp per win then your mmr is pretty fucked. if you havent spent much money on that account i would advise making a new one

the two in the middle are pretty cute

Id make the one in the white shirt my girl for the night~

>People are already banning Cho in draft normals.

No shit, the point is I don't mope myself to bed every night I'm not getting pussy.

Shit taste in boypussy

How do into smug dragon of many stars? I feel like every fight I just get CC'd and become useless until my W comes back of CD. I'm enjoying him, but I feel like I could be doing a lot better.

Who here has worse internet then me? Side note is this even legal?

I haven't played in forever what's up with Nocturnes suggested build is he a top laner now?

Results goddamn it

pick kha
no

faggot.

you must summon swedish

>5~10lp per win/lost
How ?

he looks pretty skinny and looks like he has longish hair

plus his face is pretty feminine

at least he looks the girlyest out of the rest of them, if he was as short as the one to the left then hed be 10/10 but still

You see those stars
Ok, now you play around those things and the fact that you are going to get focused

Like this

youtube.com/watch?v=Dy89u2uHZVs

You win most fights level 1, bully them and get level 3 and roam to bot. Collect double kill. Commence snowball.

>pick kha
Always
>no
Actually I think I might remember some junglers starting with, maybe just Riven though

>been kicking ass and taking names with buddy as Naut and Varus respectively
>Try ranked together
>three straight losses
Am I forever trapped in elo hell?

How is this champion pool for silver?

Veeky Forums vs Veeky Forums results

> tfw look pretty feminine
> everyone thinks I'm gay
> I'm not

Pretty silver not gonna lie

Draven!
He's like, the best!
I'm sick again, this sucks!
Today went okay!
SSW, maybe dragonblade

>corki built gunblade when the enemy team has tanks
Crit corki works better when they have multiple tanks.

Seem red was try harding and still lost.

--VERY IMPORTANT VG vs VG LIST--

The Destroyer - power bottom

Trismegistis - enjoys monkey themed bedroom play

Gumi Cat - will moan Euler's name while you fuck him and completely ruin your mood

Angel Wiggums - the very archetype of a bratty sub, acts hostile and rude in an attempt to invite punishment and domination--unfortunately few people are capable of fulfilling his fantasies

Megu Wormie - shy but very receptive as long as you take the lead

Bukkage - 5 star difficulty rating to tame but once broken in will prove unmatched in quality as a cum slave

dawt - comes bundled with Bukkage

Meliorne - easily the most chatty of all the lolg sluts

Rumia - literally cannot stop thinking about sucking dicks for more than 3 seconds, very deep in the closet but wont fight you if you come on to him

Master Style - absolute slut, will sub or dom for anyone

kheltari is a fraud! a big fraud!!

>tfw no qt support cumslut gf who loves both me and my cock

Don't play support but if you do play mages like zyra syndra brand stuff you can carry with. Your mmr must be shit if you get 5-10 lp per games I get like 25-28 per game. It will take a while if your mmr is that bad but just grind them out. You can carry your self out of silver easily if you know how to play.

you kinda hate rumia don't you

Nah, bot lane was just ass.

She has a boyfriend though, that's me. :3
No Zed is too busy thinking about Jhin and Shen and being edgy.
Yes she is perfectly fine with me, she doesn't like any of those things you are implying, unlike you.

Unless you have a BBC no woman will ever love you. Picture related is a nice BBC.

are you the one im crushing on in the pic above?

if so gimme a chance to turn ya cutie~

>pop the fuck off
>lose anyways

Why does it feel so bad

at least add some new people if you're going to keep reposting it

I play tanky all in supports and I climb just fine. I stop being lazy and climbed up a league in a few games.

im not the one who keeps posting but I added the second part to rumias and styles entry

who else should I add?

> chill
> lose
> still chill
get on my level pleb

>
i've been using mf, her ult seems to affect team fights a lot more than ashes and mf has better poke point to click is a bonus

I was expecting the joke to be the British Broadcasting Center.

You disappoint my refined tastes.

Story of my life right now low plat feels like hell.

I'll answer that question in a second but before that who are you

What does that sign mean?
I remember "ich" meant "I", kinda.

now I cant say that since niggas are gonna give me hate just like rumia got for makin the list

I am a coward.

What's the best evelynn skin?

It's a BBC user. What more do you want?!??!?