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Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.

>Game Mechanic Info
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>Watching Streams
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>Watch this everyday
youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs

>Old Thread

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First for I want a bot that will play DM for me.

>swedish "people"

>stand still shoot guy in the head with xm1014 from really close
>77 in 1 hit
really made me think
when will valve make shotguns actually good?

>enemy standing on opposite side of the truck at A on cache
>shoot him in the head
>dink noise plays and spark appears
>0 damage
Really makes you thing

>tfw youll never run your mouse all over zaaz' mousepad

By mouse you mean dick right?

Its called methamphetamine. You can play DM all day

It's all ping, It's rarely because of random spread, too many things (each slug of the shotgun is a bullet with lowish damage supposed to register at the same time) happening at once with the server, it decides to ignore 70% of what you do.

>Bunch of mussies playing CSGO in a internet cafe in dubai against Malaysians.
We live in strange times

>He doesn't crouch before every shotgun shot

I cannot, I have commitments.

Is that a thing?

DMG ranks are so trash holy shit

I love your group name!

>zowie
check out this eurotrash

let me guess, ducky shine keyboard?

FUCKING RUSSIANS AND POLES FUCKING SLAVSHIT SUBHUMANS KILL YOURSELF AND UNINSTALL YOU POTATONIGGERS SPEAK ENGLISH AND FUCKING LISTEN YOU CUNTS

Get cancer and die cheating inbred.

Dont worry baby. Vegascum are getting destroyed by the glorious Sweeds of Fnatic Academy

Still not worse than brits.

got a vac bug. was kicked from competative game and now i have to jump through a few hoops repairing steam and entering in commands on command promt and reset my machine. How often do you guys get this?

You got a virus

>nip get raped on cache by vega squadron
>fnatic academy raped vega squadron on cache
>nip
rofl

I went searching through their matches looking for the jap team they raped on cache before realising.

I'm too tired for this shit

What pro callouts are common? as in they are known almost everywhere

>Olof in Train, the space before sandwich from T garage/conns/mid


>NBK in cache, the corner outside of blue doors near quad


>Get_RighT in mirage, the corner below the bangable wooden window

What else?

delpan is the pocket halfway down mid on mirage

>NBK in cache, the corner outside of blue doors near quad

Only idiots call that NBK. Real CS players call it fence, because it's a fucking fence.

The tight angle which can see a very small gap in b short?

Okay.

Goose.

shroud on cache a site boost

jugi is a fucing retard for going deag only

hotdog

not cheating btw

Tell me this isn't a pretty darn neat skin, /csgog/

it isn't a pretty darn neat skin

>ct standing logo
Nah

what did he mean by this?

Should be allowed to vote kick the person top fragging.

Get stuck with shit teams all the time and when you call them out, they and their buddies go into full denial mode and out you go.

Shouldn't*

Anyone who uses that callout needs to be kicked

anyone who uses any csgo players name as a callout should kill themselves

Why are their girlfriends so ugly???

forest on mirage

shitty day desu
\
i miss betposting and daddyrus

you gonna take quetzl or subtle? im going quetzl since subtle just cut someone.

>you'll never see a central cheaters comittee sentencing cheaters to hanging

not touching that

what is wrong with standing ct logo? i think it looks pretty cool
although the skin itself is a bit plain

hey niggas i havent played this in months and just reinstalled. whats the consenus atm between m4 and m4s?

/csgog/ themed skin when

akihabara accept

>Soloqueue
>Guy goes AFK with the spinny autowalk thing
>Vote to kick him
>Team agrees that a bot would be more useful than someone being AFK
>Get this

What the absolute fuck gotards? Why am I being punished for using a feature the way it was intended to be used?

thanks for reminding me to buy one

>too many
>too many
Have you tried not being a toxic faggot my man

It's not like you got 7 days for one kick

>Who are tarik, Shahzam, m0E, fREAKAZOID

Back of checkers behind the box on Cache is sometimes called kioshima

>m0e
>pro
pick one and only one

what platform is this? im tryna get skinny

How many of you guys listen to music while DMing? Tried it today but struggled to concentrate

Yesterday i tried casual while playing music on my speakers.I played way more differently and had actually played like i am supposed to do.jiggle-peaking corners,sticking to walls not running out into open,etc.
It was weird in a good way.

Shazam is an idian not a paki

i can see how it would focus you more, just have to get used to it i suppose

Snax in cache, the corner between B main and checkers

h0bbits hole in cobble between steps and kfc

To be fair it WAS the game of Vega Squadron's life, and NiP went into it all smug and unprepared like "yeah, easy noob steamroll, yawn".

Oh look, NA is throwing for skins again.

clips.twitch
.tv/m0e_tv/CuteWolverineWinWaker

>this genius play
Why is this guy in Rank S again? He's so awful

le one tapping the guy on bomb train

looks like an average NA strat to me

LUL

who pinfag here?

i wish i had the money back in cologne two years ago. also there were so many people standing in line for that stuff.

the pins are still available on the valve store

my ec2-a is coming in next week hopefully i wont be disappointed

why did the 2nd and 3rd shot not hit?
oddshot.tv/s/wRS_eE

>skeleter

what did he mean by this?

what did he mean by this?

finally after all these years, godazed is streaming my dudes

look I make ace!

>Losing
>"Play for picks"

nice mouse movement, i think I've seen stewie2k do that you should go pro

im not an awper

>Dazed stream died without warning

>steel and thorin going autism on put up or shut up
nice'd

any furries play csgo??? uwu

uhm gotards?
youtube.com/watch?v=VPT0-CKODNc

Sick mims bro

46min thorin is mad af

>youtube.com/watch?v=8C9emtcid6w

>after niko, who deserves a better team around him
>Steel: Stewie2k
>Thorin: ScreaM
>Da_Bears: Elige

I can't believe Steel and Thorin didn't think of Elige.

the only better team elige could have around him is an international team, like he would be great on faze.

love this show btw. second only to stich n yoe

I'm halfway through but god damn wasn't thorin autistic, how come he's good in these types of things.

You haven't been watching analysts desks and his thoughts haven't you. In the recent seangares and tsm drama he was the only one to spit out logical content despite the show being HIS THOUGHTS.

why's thorin so serious, dabears is high af and steel doesn't give a shit

thorin is trying to win, dabears is trying to meme as he does every episode, steel is trying to trigger thorin which makes thorin get more serious.

I won all 10 of my placement matches without losing and topped the scoreboard in half of them, and I placed Silver.

Should I uninstall?

nah, thats just your first 10 matches. you ideally should place nova, but you just need to improve and understand how to improve. id?

Rate my sick ace I did on Faceit

something about your viewmodel triggered me as a lefty player. nice flick on 2nd.

anyone know what website this is???