I need to be rich

do something and BE LUCKY

Do what all the people who are currently worth millions did to obtain their millions.

Start a company providing a necessary and in demand resource and slowly expand and invest in yourself and the market, and over several years you will become rich.

most people that made millions own businesses.

most of those businesses are in trades.

the fraction that aren't in trades are lawyers, engineers, geologists, doctors.

buy bitcoins

Good advice

So start a business.

dubs confirms it

bitcoin 10k in a year

Suck a million dicks for a dollar each.

by thinking for your self and not being a lazy faggot asking a lazy simple minded faggot question on biz because your too much of a man child to have your own ideas

They are. look at the escorts and instagram thots

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Assuming a modest rate of 1 dick sucked every 5 minutes for 8 hours a day, and the FUCKING WHORE worked everyday out of a year, it would take just over two centuries to get a million dollars at that price point. And this is not factoring inflation, costs from oral cancer care, etc.

terrible album.

Some women don't have the drive.

Streamline, glory hole on Craigslist. $30 a blowjob. Swap hoes when they need to sleep. Ford style nigga, have them line around the corner.

Authorities get free for protection

Or OP could do it himself like the go-getter he is. Just adderall and sucking, and talk in a feminine voice.

Go back in time and buy bitcoin then short bitcoin, then buy more bitcoin.

Suck 100 million Cocks for $.01 each or own 1000 bitcoins

If we all know, we'd be millionaire and wouldn't be on this board.

What about real estate?\

I read that the only way to realistically be rich is

[1] Sales of any Kind
[2] Wall Street
[3] Entrepreneurship

your thoughts bro?

All good, but sales seems a bit sketchy unless you get the profits. Wall Street is the best if you have a LOT of dosh, to the tune of ~2.5 million in capital or more. That will allow you to get upwards of a million dollars a year, provided you can keep it at 8-10% in dividends.

So we have
suck a million dicks
go back in time and buy bitcoins
stocks which unless your a "legend" at trading you will just go broke again
start a businesses but you need an idea and skill to execute the idea which you probably dont have and cant do
put all your money on red/black on the roulette table
become a lawyer, engineer, geologist or doctor which you probably cant do either(lets be realistic here)
wall street but you need to pretty much be a millionaire in the first place

only option you got is sucking a million dicks
sorry OP

Kek'd

Doesn't exist.

this should be the sticky

i made myself sad with this post
the only way im going to get rich is by sucking a million dicks too

martin shkreli visits this board, he is a multimillionaire

>geologist
Wait what? Why?

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i just compiled what was already in the thread in a humorous way,will adding my own spin

geologist according to google only make 90k a year

No, he doesn't.
He visited once and couldn't even navigate the site. Why lie, faggot?

Also, Notch has visited Veeky Forums though, and he's a billionaire.

Dumb advice, most bank robbers ended up in jail, to be successful with that is a 0,01% chance.

Starts at age 18:
100/h, 4h/d= 400/d (need to allocate cleanup/travel/fitness time)
600x261=104k/y

I assume it's because most women are retarded and can't keep it up as a fulltime job/manage their finances/are under control of a pimp.

Notch is literally just your average manchild who got lucky. He ripped off another game, made billions, and now sits alone in his giant mansion playing vidya.