/palg/ - Paladins General

lol

>Ezho
How are those premade pubstomps going buddy?

pretty good :)

Competetive games keep randomly ending when my team is about to win
Is there some way for the losing team to end them game?

How many of these did you have to open to get 8 of the 10 pieces?

Competitive is bugged, but I guess there's the surrender command?

>Burrito Sha Lin
Perhaps Fernando will consider him good enough to eat?

The entire fucking game is bugged

>Victorian snek
Will they put a hat and a suit on the snek?

He had to open 8, each chest gives 1 item and no duplicates so they're all different

Everything is on fire, hopefully Drycunt will fix the game breaking bugs with OB45.
I really hope Inara won't be a black strong womyn who needs no shield and support in her life. Let her be a qt.

Holy shit, another dc...

I hope so.
I want Damba himself to have either a dress or a really ridiculous suit, regular ones are boring.

>tiny little qt
>frontliner
No dude, no. Maybe if she's straight up made of metal.

>Sunday
>double everything event
>all champions unlocked
Servers are probably fried right now.

Hot tip for my /palg/ lads. Hide and seek mode is free wins/gold/mast levels/chests if you go skye. Her smoke screen makes the enemies visible and frozen in place.

The best strat is to go left out of spawn and throw your first screen at the end of the left path into the point. You'll easily kill 3-4 of them then throw the next smokes into the center. Free wins.

>Fernando - Mecha

Hype!

Wait. WHAT?! You LIE! You LIE! You LIE!

he is shitting not

also Drogoz is free win, go left, fire spit far back left side of OBJ, keep shooting, stay back keep shooting OBJ, stay back, keep shooting, stay back, keep shooting..... stop me if you catch my drift.

>Implying tiny qt girls can't be frontliners

>still nothing for Andro
Despair.

>Ying with the double heal legendary, although she'll get nerfed
>Grohk

is competitive done for today?
10min waiting and then disconnect after first capture

>paladins
>a competitive game
good jokes m8

>die at midfight
>wonder where everyone is
>spectate the drogoz
>he just got out of spawn
>he dismounted and randomly walks around
>endgame screen
>his only kill is from his ult

how can people be this bad

This game fucking sucks when it comes to pathing.

I throw a projectile and it hits some unseen invisible wall in front of my face and destroys it. Fuck that.

I'd like to imagine it's probably someone whose kid was trying to play, and he didn't know that there was a point to the game.

Yeah hes right actually, nice

>Heavy losses from both teams during the opening clash
>Only me up against a Skye and Sha Lin
>Take a quick glance and see my team is almost back to the point
>Get these 2 down as low as possible hoping my team finishes what should be the easiest clean up of all time
>Get Sha down to one blip of health, Skye down to a single. Fucking. Digit.
>They get the kill on me right when my team joins the fray
>All these brain dead lumps of flesh need to do is get in 1 hit with anything
You can guess what happened next.

When will Hi-rez make an elf king Boltanas skin for Ruckus?
I want to see Ruckus riding Boltanas's shoulders.

>smurfing because im tired of losing to pros all the fucking time
>enemy team is viktor, kinessa, skye, tyra, cassie
>go fusillade lizard
>melt down the enemy team, get a triple kill after triple kill
>victory screen shows me having more damage and eliminations than all of them combined

god damn this is so much fun

Game crashed.

Wait till Easter. Boltanas will be resurrected for that occasion.

My team got wiped.

>Boltanas will be resurrected
Melee champ Boltanas using his sword as a weapon W H E N?

>tfw no more smurfing after OB44 because essence

I found that he's close to a free win. Half the time all the skyes will gather on the point for a circlejerk, so you can kill them all pretty easily from above. The other half the time I get tagged and die, and my team can't do anything.

>tfw last player alive is a kinessa the bots are ignoring, as the fog rolls in and kills them

>Skye's ignoring Kinessa
Hey, it's just like my casual games!

Just make a different smurf for each champion you want to play!

That's... not a bad idea.

Okay, I've been playing for three hours to give it a try like my friend suggested.

This game is a rancid pile of unbalanced shit. I don't know how anyone at Hi-Rez's QA seriously played this and went "Yeah, that's fine". I'm guessing the company is ran by blind retards.

embrace it

What level are you?

You are 100% correct

It's fun when you're on the winning team though

i hate "i can't win so this game sucks" shitters like you

go back to COD

Yeah hi-rez sucks at balance

lol

>not a single % drop in playercount
season 1 crybabies btfo, /palg/ confirmed wrong side of history

Obligatory sad Evie.

I've won every game, actually. The reasons why are entirely my teammates and doing things I think are underhanded shit.
I was in a game just now where someone glitched through a wall as the sniper chick and just shot people mercilessly.

Wait till OB45. Hopefully shit will be more balanced.

where is all the skye porn

Right. So the game's unbalanced because you were playing against bots & literal beginners in a F2P FPS and because of a hacker. Gotcha.
The balance is somewhat off right now, yes, but not for the reasons you might think.

Yeah but you were probably playing against bots

You can't see it unless you stack Illumination.

i stole it all
you'll never get it back until blizzard admits that sombra is a skye ripoff

. . . . . . Good one.

>Bots

I'm above level 5

...

competitive seems fine now, last 3 games no lag spikes no disconnects/server crashes

>stealth-based
>purple
>kind of a bitch
>rapid firing but inaccurate weapon

I just got told by a Buck to fuck myself because i was using the rooting leggo with Grover
I fucking love the gud old tree

I've been having so much fun with that legendary. Who thought a support would end up shitting on Maeve players?

the game is probably one of the most balanced hero shooters out there that isn't pre-fucked tf2. Right now is just a bad time for balance because legendaries were just released and they need to nerf a bunch.

>tfw you're better at Paladins than Smite

so if the point of drogoz is to take down tanks, what the fuck is the point of him when sha lin can do it better AND effectively engage enemy DPS?

there is NO REASON not to make drogoz a flanker

absolutely abhorrent post, friend.

>so if the point of drogoz is to take down tanks

Drogoz point is to win games by himself

NA qualifiers, please show me hot Bomb King plays.

this is another build that makes people rage, buy deft hands first.

you play it with the carbine as the main damage dealer, i don't know what the hell is up but i think that if a mine damages them you start doing bonus damage with the carbine which is VERY decent. (have beaten ruckus 1 v 1 with the carbine alone)

basically just spam mines and use mines to win 1 v 1s

within 2 minutes you'll be having the entire flank chase you and try to kill you but you should be sticking close to your team so you can mine them and watch them get shredded by your carbine and teammates.

Drogoz point is to hope that enemy doesn't have a good Andro or Cassie.

More like Sha Lin, Cassie, Viktor, or Kinessa. He gets shit on by every other damage.

you get a carbine damage bonus on anyone afflicted by your mines, yeah
it says it on your ability list

Explain how the builds and the cards work, because I don't get that at all.

>chest are still broken

lol hirez

There's a tutorial in the OP. Here's the video: youtube.com/watch?v=r76FUzirLx8
The thing that mechanically changed from there is now there's 3 legendary cards for each champ that enhance a certain ability and you choose one before your loadout at the start of the match.

Need me some quality Runic Grandpa from NA.

>game crashes mid-match
>game crashes again trying to start it back up
>manage to successfully launch game, and get back into the match I crashed out of
>everything got broken, no one takes damage/healing, there is no cart, round doesn't end when the timer counts down
Goddammit drybear fix your shit

competitive

"pick Ying for me or for yourself please"
>picks Maeve
>picks Buck

other team now has Ying and 2 tanks
we have 2 flanks

what am i supposed to pick here?

I'm trying to use Pip but every fucking time I throw my salve it collides with the geometry unless I'm aiming in an upward arc. So no standing on platforms and trying to heal people below.

Anyone else?

Thank you for your feedback, keep in mind that this is a beta and that we're trying to experiment and put in as much content as possible, we will polish the game as it comes closer to release.

Remember to grab a booster while they're still on sale!

another flank
if you can't beat them, join them

Make a skin for Androxus you cunt.

are you trying to throw the healing potion twice? second button detonates the potion mid air

pick a gun and shoot yourself

It's season 1, nigger, it's released.

For the people who hate winning 3 points but losing 3 defenses, know that you at least have the 300 credit per point advantage for the last round

Oh.

Mute everyone and play self-heals Pip.

Season 1, also named OB44, is still considered part of the beta.
I'm sorry for the misunderstanding, may I offer you a 50% off booster voucher?

I know you're just taking the piss, but goddamn if that isn't something he'd do.