There is a mountain made of the hardest diamond. It's one hour deep into the earth, one hour up toward the sky, one hour long and one hour wide. To this mountain comes a little bird, once every hundred years, to sharpen its beak. And when this bird has worn away the whole mountain, the first second of eternity has passed.
Nolan Smith
Hours are not a measure of length!
Nathan Lewis
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Brandon Rodriguez
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Nicholas Moore
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Jacob Hernandez
okay you need to stop you have no friends
Angel Morales
NOWAAUUGGGHHHHHHH
Brody Torres
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David Turner
Oh. Of course I'd see your cancer posts when I'm on mobile. Off yourself.
Jeremiah Green
I want to headpat Blanc until she blushes!
Noah Davis
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Nathaniel Taylor
I love Uzume!.
Good morning, /nepgen/.
Henry Reyes
Vigilo Confido.
Jackson Campbell
I check the thread every two hours or so while I'm at work just to see if the ban evader needs to be reported. Thank fuck the janitors and mods are doing their work.
Christian Jones
I want to do things to her that will make her emberassed! Lewd things included
Cooper King
A rare red cheerleader Uzume appears!
Good afternoon, Uzumefriend.
Ryder Richardson
And I do, too.
>that butt muh dick
Luke Young
A shiny Blue Uzume suddenly appears!.
James Rodriguez
When no unit is given, assume everything in speed of light.
Dylan Hernandez
CONSTANT VIGILIANCE
David Campbell
I... I don't think a diamond mountain so big could exist without compressing itself into a star.
Ayden Rogers
I want Orange Heart to be my girlfriend.
Jayden Thomas
bluzume
Nathaniel Hall
Nepgear in her swimsuit is really nice and cute and lewd.
I love Nepgear!
Justin Phillips
Light travels about one billion kilometers per hour. The largest planet known is about 200,000 km in diameter. The largest star known has a diameter in the ballpark of one million kilometers.
Being 1000 to 2000 times bigger than that star (cube that for volume instead of length), this diamond mountain is a very weird thing.
Kevin Green
We say one hour, and we talk about a bird. It's obvious it means the bird takes one hour to climb the mountain and one hour to come down.
Isaac Long
I'd like to dress Gearnon up in a nice cute bikini and let him roam free at the beach!
I love Gearnon!
Andrew Davis
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Gavin Lewis
How big is that compared to the solar system?
Angel Morales
Neptune's orbit has an orbit of roughly 9 billion kilometers, so our diamond mountai9n could fit inside just fine. It could also fit inside Jupiter's orbit. It would roughly replace everything in the center of the solar system up to the edge of the asteroid belt.
But the only way for the bird to take just as long to fly upwards as it takes to fly downwards is for it to be unaffected by gravity. So we should still assume that the bird is in space and the bird is so large when compared to the diamond mountain that it doesn't feel any remarkable gravvitation pull toward it. Must have wings that can fly on aether though. More knowledge about the bird might be found in Yuggoth.
James Brown
What if said "mountain" is actually not present only in three-dimensional space and it's not made of normal carbon but "carbon" composed of exotic quarks and baryons instead?
Sebastian Adams
Would a swallow be fine?
Asher Harris
An European swallow isn't strong enough.
Sebastian Carter
What about a parrot?
Andrew Smith
Or a duck?
Sparrow.
Carson Bailey
But would the duck float? How heavy is a duck?
Nathan Harris
As heavy as an Arfoire, I guess.
Landon Gomez
Yes
Aiden Roberts
That's no good.
Mason Wright
Who plans on nepping this nep?
Luis Bell
Entire nations
Cooper Clark
That's my wife.
Henry Scott
CUZ I'M READY TO GO
Ian Peterson
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Eli Turner
Reminder that tangerines kick ass and praise Lastation!
Charles Lewis
Oh shut up Nepgear, you know you love it
Nicholas Powell
I love Neptune Also good morning /nepgen/
Noah Sanchez
Praise Neptune!
William Richardson
My goddessses Rom and Ram are so cute
John Perry
I love Nepgear so much.
Logan Perez
I want to lick gearnon's sweet boipucci carefully to loosen it up then insert my shares rod in him and fill his insides with my shares.
Isaiah Wilson
What the fuck?
Carter Thompson
I wanna cum in Orange Hearts ass
Tyler Campbell
He's one of Gearnon's stalkers. Though if he not careful, he's going to be on the business end of Nepgear's Beam Saber.
Jordan Bell
>one of Gearnon's stalkers There are more? What the hell?
Anthony Sullivan
Who's life I threaten for Neptune x Noire ship to make it into the next official installment?
Brody White
Well, there's Uni, then Noire, then Tiara, Nepgear can't be his stalker, also that guy, then the other guy.
James Ortiz
Nope, Uni is not one of them.
One of them merely uses Uni's image as an avatar.
Which come to think about it, is technically against the rules.
Noah Bell
Post Nitrobutts
Ryder Brooks
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Carson Thompson
Rena for Nep 8 w-when?
Leo Rivera
NEVER EVER, you ban evading piece of shit
Bentley Powell
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Lincoln Murphy
But what about Noire and Tiara?
Oliver Reyes
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Jose Rivera
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Dominic Collins
The yurishitter spamming this headcanon bullcrap needs to leave.
Nepgen is a waifu thread, not a yuri thread. You have an entire containment board for your bullshit. Go there.
>>t/u/mblr
Isaiah Ross
I do not know if that's a thing, but if it is then go there
Carson Rivera
You're expecting too much from a retard still believeing that a fanpicture is canon.
Juan Jones
>They unironically have Neptunia in the topic for a "yuri game" thread holy fuck this delusion.
Jaxson Diaz
NepuBuran
Kevin Roberts
Oh wait, it is. Now fuck off.
And they have their own Nept/u/nia General.
Luke Moore
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Dominic Powell
I love my wife Chika!!!!
Ian Sanders
I'm going to cum inside your wife and there's nothing you can do about it.
Cameron Turner
Make way for the only true waifu.
Jeremiah Hernandez
Isn't that kind of ironic when this general is full of stuff like "Neptune can't be your wife because she's my wife and I'm cumming inside her right now"?
Eli Lopez
>I don't know what irony is : The Post
Kayden Smith
I can impale you with Gáe Bulg
Christian Richardson
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Joseph Cooper
Did I touch a nerve?
Anthony Miller
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Anthony Robinson
>when this general is full of stuff like "Neptune can't be your wife because she's my wife and I'm cumming inside her right now"? Hey, it's almost like this is a thread for waifus and not yuri!
Glad you finally figure it out.
Now gb2/t/u/mblr
Jordan Phillips
>that OP picture The hilarity is that the artist literally named that picture "Childhood friends" on his pixiv but with yuri goggles, every friendship becomes lesbianism I forgot
Samuel Butler
Don't be mean, man.
Chase King
Y-yeah! You touched my w-w-weewee you perv!
Anthony Johnson
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Jonathan Martinez
Oh god that's hilarious.
Jace Bailey
Well, if yurifags are delusional for posting in a yuri thread, so are waifufags for posting in a waifu thread, right?
Nathaniel Hall
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Nolan Bell
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Bentley Robinson
No because at nepgen you can post your ship and barely anyone complains unless you get really obnoxious. Posting about wanting to dick Noire or waifu her on the /u/ thread gets you banned in minutes, so it's not the same.