/ceg/ - Conan Exiles General

>load game
>join server
>crashes
>repeat

Is this what I get for having a 660ti?

Where's my goddamn pizza at.

...

I bet those things taste like chicken

why don't you get a video card from this decade?

And lo, even amidst the most degenerated and criminal of that lost, savage epoc there were found paragons and warrior heros without peer in this softer age. Even from among the weaker sex there arise tales of savage battle maidens, their hardened, glistening bodies caught betwix the fires dedicated to dark gods, and beastile half-men.

Unshod feet danced swiftly across the stone parapet of profane fires while bare knuckles bloodied themselves upon the stinking beasthide. Raking claws grasped at supple, yet unstained flesh upon which to satiate their boundless hungers, yet the leaping silhouette eluded their grasp.

The only evidence of her ever being more than the deception of dancing firelight remained the mounting bruises and cracking bone. Finally spend, the beastcreature slumped before the flames, it's will a sacrifice to the flames, and the one who danced therin.

>Unshod feet
mmmmmm

wHY IS THERE A PILE OF NAKED BODIES

y not

>setfag

Figures

>monotheism

>still waiting for patch
Fuck Reddit for arguing against daily patches. Those fags ruin everything.

page 10 edition

let us speak of interesting game stuff

u build a cliffmeme and attempt to level to 50 so you can summon a god on people that have spent hundreds of hours creating a base those people gave up halfway through base building however because they felt that being hit by a god was inevitable and so they believe the game is not worth playing until gods become balanced in the meantime there is still about a dozen exploits and the jar glitch continues to exist via bugs everyone just wants to destroy everything everyone builds there's really no point to this game besides tiddies and even then the women have ugly faces and abs look ugly on women like a tight toned tummy would have been superior and small tits are ugly as shit and there wasn't no hairy vags and armpits in age of conan why did they feel the need to add hair i believe it's because they couldn't adequately design a vagina that is just my opinion though to be honest i think i may be done with this game even though i've put nearly 400 hours into it it's just not exciting

I still want javelins to be able to stack.

>abs look ugly on women

smooth tummies a best

take your degenerate futa she-beasts and go

>still no sexy leather bdsm gear
>still no reason to play
sasuga.

Well, at least there's sx mods

loverslab thread said it's rather easy to import armors, just need to make modifications for conan bodies.

just no modders give a fuck about this game.

lol, why is there a fucking general.

>the fucking fools who bought two dead Veeky Forums servers

>the one Veeky Forums server that promised comfy but is pvp now

probably some last ditch effort to get a population, because morons requested a pve server in a game with super bare bones pve content

Wait, so you can make your own character in this and you can make a brown Amazonian warrior?

ye

It's supposedly for "tavern brawling" RP shit. he said if people grief he'll ban them.

2x/2x admin you better advertise the fuck out of the serv if you want it to grow

i'm so thankful the loading before menu takes so much less time now. before i sometimes even went into the cinematic while loading

>just no modders give a fuck about this game.
>I'm a modder
>I'm looking for something new to play/mod
>I'm in this thread for this game
Sell it to me, user.

The comfy is still there

hot.
amazon.
waifus.
multiplayer bdsm mods.

The nudity is already in.

>hot. amazon. waifus.
Yeah I saw the OP webm, that's why I'm here in the first place.
>multiplayer bdsm mods.
Ya that's neat I guess. What's the premise? Open world sandbox survival game #7464843 hardcore game naked brown tiddies edition? I'm gleaning people host servers since you say people can mod stuff. I'm assuming there are 0 mod tools if it's early access so converting outfits would be what, cracking open blender? Cuz I fuckin' hate blender... I guess that's room to practice were I so inclined.

Can you pirate it? I generally prefer to not pay to do work on something I don't already know I like.

they just released the fucking SDK

ded

all because of redhairfag

damn, there's a hide helm mod but you literally have to unload the mod, unequip helm, load mod, and then equip for it to work properly.

hopefully not like the guy on discord

shilling like an insufferable faggot made me stay away from that server

>Great general ruined by one guy and shittier server admins

Its like pottery

honestly if you guys wanted to destroy a clan you'd just infiltrate them, setup a secure/destroyable cache of items taken from them when they trusted you, then when no one's on just run around and start dismantling everything high value.

>pick and axe have same idle posture as 1h swords
lazy devs

breast physics mod on comfy when?

>just no modders give a fuck about this game.

The game is a month old.

skyrim modders built at least 50 times as many mods with no toolkit

in a cave

with a box of scraps

do I absolutely need the special modding kit for this game or can I just load it up using UE4?

Soon as you link the mod. I'm in the middle of packing up my house for a move to the east coast, so I won't be in game as often.

steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=871766402

Soft feet best feet.

dear diarrhea,

today i played for 3 hours and only saw 2 people running somewhere far away

today was a good day

Alright, I'll have these mods loaded momentarily:

steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=869831291

steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=871766402

steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=861928199

In that order. I feel like I'm turning this into a Skyrim server.

equipable penises for females soon

Alright. Comfy has glistening, bouncy tits.

>Your modlist doesn't match the server modlist
>Check mod list
>Refresh
>Try joining again
>Authentication failed

Just gonna remind people, rape mods and sex mods.

TBA Q2 2017

Has to be something sorted out on your end, there are two people online as we speak.

I subscribed the mod, selected them, restarted the game and even steam, still get those errors.

What am I doing wrong?

Make sure they are in the order listed here:

That might be where your problem is? We're sitting at four people now.

>Mods have to be selected in specific order to connect to server
>Needs restart every time you add mod or change selected order
I know this is EA but god fucking damn

I'm completely with you on that one. Restarts I can understand, but the fact that the order can have an impact is kind of garbage. Also, overall stability is shit.

>install slut mods
>people actually log on
degenerates

people want to reproduce badly

Nice work. Not even a month in and this already happened, oh wow

Degeneracy will keep this game alive.

I have a feeling the devs haven't played late 90s or early 00s multiplayer games where every server had their own set of mods and your client just loaded in the mod it needed for that specific server. Connecting to those servers without the mods installed would automatically download them for you too.

even with buffed stats the lack of poise on zamorian armor pretty much relegates it to RP outfit

>comfy server
>Shaved and Oiled

This isn't comfy at all.

>Shaved and Oiled

your samefag is obvious, you don't even play on this serber. heck off faggot.

Nah we do mate, if there was ingame discussion we dont play in the same timezone.

Game model looks like hot shit being oiled.

your samefag detector is broken

Anyone looking for a group on the 2x server? Nearly at T3

>we
so you're coordinating your shitposting? got it

i totally believe you

Speaking for me and my friend, doubt he is lurking atm.

...

not that guy, but I bet you're the same low test fag who doesnt even like abs on girls

are they ever gonna fix the manfaces?
and maybe make flat chests an actual option

not even any of these guys but i bet you want futa cocks in your boipucci

>he doesnt

futa mods when

maybe modders will come along and let you have your femboy some day

Muh immersion won't ever let me enjoy these mods.
Also girls with penises are men

me uhhh

and uhhh

all my...friends uhhh

we all like...play on comfy uhhhh

and uhh...we don't like that mod...all of us...

i'm speaking for him...them...he's not here right now....time zones...but i'm here....time zones...my...friends...all live...in another...time zone...but uhhh...

we ALL totally dicussed...

and uhhh....

we don't like...ur mods...not comfy...

...

and uhhh...ur like...shitposting...if you don't uhh...agree...with us...

...

I'd be fine with animals destroying shit if they didnt spawn in ridiculous areas.

Lost it

me uhh...me and...my friends...

heh...

we uhh, we lost it...to my...i mean ur...ur uhh

epic post...heh...

it's almost your bedtime, kiddo

no uhh heh...that's uhh...that was my friend...he's in...another.,..time zone...but he tells me everything...heh...shaved and oiled bad....

Stop typing like a faggot.