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>Trading
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BP check: backpack.tf
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Scrapbanking: scrap.tf scrapbank.me
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>Competitive
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ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
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AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/

>IRC
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first for cats

That's the beta model one, it has the team-colored armband

Cute. CUTE!

right click = jump
space = crouch
rocket jump comfortably forever

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cute

Post your 3x3.

Also rate my 3x3.

hehe yes well thank you young lady, the ladies do tend to like a chipper fellow such as myself, if I say so myself that's right I do for sure

scout is prolly the easist cosplay to do
>red/blu top
>cap & headphones
>long socks
>backpack
>white thing/bandages in the hands/forearm

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Dude accept

Your heavy, spy, sniper and demoman are 100 emoji

Spys pretty easy too
>get a blue tuxedo and blue tie
>get a blue ski mask
>get a knife
>you're done

right click = crouch
space = jump

who dat

What class do you fucks main? I'm a filthy spy main, but I also like playing scout, medic and heavy.

what's some good config for medium/old spec?

I main Heavy, but I also enjoy playing Scout, Demo and Engi

I do really have main but I'm pretty good muhdicc/sby/pyro
I'm alright with snipa and scunt
I very rarely play engi to troll but I almost never play other classes

Soldier and Spy. Sometimes Scout and Demo

Don't know how non-updated this is but I never change my loadouts anyway.

Engineer, will probably try to get a scout spot for some 6s team sometime soon.

How do we solve the spawncamping problem on Harvest?

demo/medic
i enjoy playing any class except heavy or engineer

sniper, soldier and demoman

You don't place an easily reachable highground next to the spawns.

Dont fucking play harvest god damn dude. Its just a cancer map

play 5cp instead
build uber in spawn
play the better koth maps (koth_bagel, koth_product)

Where can I play relaxed tf2 without f2ps on my team?

is anyone even online in the mornings?

what do you mean relaxed
use a time machine and go to 2009

a good game without pressure on me to give my 100% best and without braindead teammates

every server before the F2P update then
you can prolly find good servers like that if you look hard enough
newbies dont use the serveer browser much anyway now

thats the hat my engineer has haha, why is he getting pocketed?

it was a soldier hat originally but it got updated to be all class

What's a good colour for the stash?

Soldier, Pyro, and Demo are the ones I have the most hours in.

Heavy's dull, Scout's too fragile (and I get that's kind of his thing- live fast, die fast- but getting one-shot by everything is frustrating,) Sniper's boring, and I'm just not really interested in Spy.

When I play Engineer I tend to go combat Engie rather than camper Engie- using the Gunslinger and throwing down minisentries to distract and harass rather than building a house and camping in it forever.

I'm gradually getting into playing Medic too. It's more fun than I'd have expected.

scout but i usually play soldier or demno in pubs because killing everybody without any resistance isn't very fun

demo because pipes are fun and landing them is very satisfying
also find myself playing a fair amount of medic if I feel low effort and barely anybody plays it, sniper to annoy pockets and widowmaker engie for fucking about and just building weird teleporter spots

What did he mean by this?

what he did by this :joy: :ok_hand:

I want to master all classes or at least not suck with all of them, i main sniper but i love playing demoman and pyro to.

here's an idea

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soldier and scout

I suck at everything else

What's your ideeeeaaaa~~~

So it's good or bad?

Mostly i play soldier and heavy because someone have to carry 4 snipers 3 spies team. But i pretty decent at every other class besides sniper and demo.

Nice heavy

my idea is:

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Medic/Pyro

>join game
>you failed
>get w+m1'd by full crits pyro

VALVE YOUR SHITTY MM RUINED MY PERFECT K/D
HOW WILL I EVER SHOW OFF NOW
I WILL SUE

your soldier is disgusting

All of his loadouts are pretty bad.

Not really. Even since i want to shittalk about him, the only one disgusting loadout is soldier

The only conclusion I can draw from that is that your taste is just as bad as his, then. Almost all of them are just random shit slapped together with shiny particle effects.

>M-MUH THEMED LOADOUTS! LOOK AT MY HEAVY! HE'S AN BOXER!!
oh

The only "random shit" one i see is pyro.
And thats only because the skull mask doesn't really go with a flatcap.

the pyros pretty good at least

Medic is also random shit. Optometrist's mirror with a plague doctor mask and a random bird. Scout and spy and sniper are just plain bad, and engineer looks pretty awful too.

shit thrown together

So you are just retard then?
Viva may be the biggest attention whore on Veeky Forums, but those loadouts aren't "random shit".
And the engineer loadout is one hat, which fits engineers character.
The pyro one ive already agreed is a bit "random shit", but the rest are fine.

A retard then*

What the fuck is wrong with you retards

>Spy, Medic, and Soldier aren't random shit
>Sniper isn't random shit
Yeah, okay bubbo. Also, someone get this newfig outta here.

Post your random shit thrown together loadout

I am old virgin and playing 10 yo videogames

Oh. Okay.

>two winter items and a beard are random shit
>french shit with more French shit is random shit
>two different medical tools, and a dove that medic carries with him into surgeries are random shit
The soldier is total shit though, yes.
I forgot to affirm the already known.
My bad.

funny thing is, since everyone is posting without replying to him he's not getting any red notifications, thus not checking the thread
we found his weakness, gr8 job

How do I get rid of this weird black box anyway?

>Implying that isn't him samefagging and defending his random shit loadout with his trip off right now

I can't post much since I'm working. I'm reading along and chuckling, though

I never post without my trip, though

Nothing wrong with being gay and bagboy, though

Viva never posts without his trip.
Your dumb biased logic is enough for me to argue against.
I doubt you are trying to stay independent and unbiased, but i try to.
And calling loadouts that are fine "random shit" is factually incorrect.
You not liking the loadouts doesnt make them "random shit" either.
They fit thematically even if you don't like viva.

Except for soldier and pyro.
Those are shit and i keep forgetting to include them for some reason.

Which one?

Neither.
Get a pilots hat and use it with the left one.

left :3

c

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Epic.

Since I've got the best taste in the thread, I'll allow you to use my loadout

>Demo one shotting people with loch n load was horrendously unbalanced
>Soldier one shotting people with the direct hit is fine
>Demo one shotting mini sentries is mandatory
>Soldier two shotting them is fine
Its so weird how these work out
but i wouldn't have them any other way

>not crafting third one by using these two
you had one job

Direct hit actually requires skill. Soldier can also oneshot minis, they only have 100 hp.

nice crafts

>Direct hit requires skill
>Walk out of spawn
>See colour blob in the sky
>Shoot on instinct
>-159, gib rain
sure it does

>best taste
>not me

Uh..?

>destroying tf2g raffle earnings

both a pretty bad

I almost feel bad for killing medics whos teammates basically just let them die

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If you need unusuals to make your loadout look good, it doesn't look good in the first place.

absolutely correct

daily reminder:
Dotsy.

But some shitty hats/loadouts can be salvaged by the right effects

Or if you've got money to spend, you can make your already great looking loadout into something flashier and sexier

By that logic, wouldn't you just buy whatever hats you consider to look great? Instead of spending it on a shifty hat with a decent effect.

teach me to be Veeky Forums pls