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>Old Thread
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/magog/ how do I finish my csgo achievements?

What performance enhancing drugs do you take to keep on top of your game?

I always take 75mg of caffeine via tea before every session to keep my mind active and focused

Red Bull will do.

Energy drinks give me the shakes and uncontrollable sweating.

>Have to institute a 4 round banter ban in order to keep team from getting distracted
Aussie CSGO is too much fun, spend more time talking shit than actually playing properly

That's tricky, try chocolate drink?

my cuppa tea does it for me. That or a good coffee

Go back in time when you could rescue 5 hostages in 1 round

I only have 2 hostages rescued ;_;

I take nitroflex

Should I apply this sticker, /csgog/?

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>spending money on pixels

go for it

any of you fags wanna q and run some comp?

>anime on my team
>drooling retard, worse than a bot
>anime on the enemy team
>same but cheating

Every time.

What's your steam?

What region?

>stickers on skineless weapons
I'm not sure if these people are idiots or geniuses. Saving money while getting some form of personalization suppose

US and steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198211501427/ been deranking cause im moving all my stuff of this account to my new main promise i wont throw on you guys.

What effects loading time in this? My ping is average (70-80) CSGO is on my slow HDD and yet I'm always first in the match. How do people take upwards of 1-2 minutes to get in?

>horo
Good taste my man.

Market hold finally finishes tomorrow, will be able to buy some decent skins once this AWP corticera is gone

>bet $20 on xantares

lads?

He's on the gear, sure win for you

still trying to find out how to go from double to single scope thanks

>Drop down next to enemy
>Neither of us realise for a solid 5s
I didnt even feel bad for dying there. I was laughing my ass off when we both noticed each other

ask reddit (serioius)

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Waiting for them to come up on offers again. Gonna get 4 of those qts on my ak

Is there any other anime skins besides the akihabara aug?

Should put this cutie on your gun. It'll make you 200% better at the game.

Only on my M4A1s

M4A1 vs M4A1-S
What do you use? idgaf about which is better or any arguments

I use the M4A1 since I like to be loud and proud

>reddit and proud

>Everything I dont like is reddit
It kinda loses effect after the 50th time. Try a more original insult

Shut up redditor.

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the a4 is factually a better gun with more dps, more bullets and not sticking out from corners
the a1 is good if you're gla1ve and toggle through smokes since no one can see where you're shooting from. it's also slightly more accurate due to slower firing rate.

>More DPS

M4A1 ties for DPS at 50 meters and exceeds the M4A4 at 70 meters

Doesnt the higher rate of fire offset this though? 666 vs 600

>those distances
Just buy an AUG lol

Just use a M4 and flash them to get in close. ez life

this is actually a reddit gun.

Whats a nice basic AK skine that wont bankrupt me to buy? Would like a black lam but dont want to pay the same amount for a skin as I paid for the game

No that is a Nate gun

Exactly

All AK skins are terrible to be honest
Old school wood grain is best

Wow rude

Good point. All the cheapo ones are just tacticool camo and the rest are just too gaudy.

Might just invest in a nametag and call the gun "skines are for scrubs"

This is what I roll with

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I was considering the same, best sticker for best gun

Where do shadow daggers come in?

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>mfw you could have got a better photoshop job for free on reddit

give me the expanded one with the ape and higher enlightenment and i'll show you

>s1mple is literally dying because he doesnt lift
let that be a lesson to you

Do all graffiti have 50 charges only or that's only for the free ones you get?

Can I spectate matches on PUG servers with just the base game and not their clients or w/e they use?

yes

>thorin has a thing for kawaii japanese schoolgirls who throw up peace signs
our guy

Have you ever got a kill with a flashbang/decoy? Saw one for the first time in MM today and was shocked

bowie knife is the ugliest fucking shit I've ever seen

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it mainly happens when somebody with 1 hp gets hit with a flash throw a smoke, it's rare, but it happens pretty consistently.

A mate got one with a smoke reciently
Funny stuff

>played only 210 hours so far
>got called a smurf
>got called out on aimlocking
>got told to kill myself because of typing DESU after getting MVP in chat with Suseiseki as profile pic
whew,is this the sign i am gitting gud?

ive killed a few with smoke grenades. impressive to say the least

You're gonna make it son. Soon you will move on to the furry avatar and *snuggles* in chat

Embrace the way of the weeb tilter
You doing good son

Nah i won't.I am not into furries at all and absolutely not into ERP shit either.

Wish there was a way to ascii art in the game to tilt even more.Pressing the same button 5 times isn't that great.

what rank?

I prefer the A4 but have the 1S equipped because I have a nicer skine

gold nova master with 18 won game
got placed into gn2

could probably make a keybind thats like
say "laksdjflkajsdfljk"; say "alskdjflaksdjfk"
ect

What rank should I realistically be on after ~200 competitive wins?
Podering about killing myself

You can chain say commands like that?

See

>people unironically playing the 5v5 minigame for autistic children
hello reddo

i assume so

If you play anything but office with stationary bots you need to reconsider your life

Is there a table of acceptable for an adult male hours/mm rank ratios

1-10 hours | Global
Nothing else is acceptable

Why can't I stop playing this shitty game? I literally just had to had to take a 7 day CD so I could force myself to stop playing. I'm not even good.

>tfw over 500 hundred hours and still only Gn1

Whats the value of your inventory?

I know a guy with over 1400 hours he's only gn2~3
Don't give up

>7 day CD
why did you cross dress for a week? trying to get good because gf(male)?

>tfw LEM at 130 from silver 4

$20 maybe. Even though I've put probably $60-80 into it. Honestly never been this addicted to a game before. Not even WoW in my highschool days.

Thats alright then. Continue playing just dont be dumb and waste money on something you hate

don't fall for "ge is ez" meme, it's ok user

Kill yourself silver trash.

>8am
>Need to sleep
>Just want to see the end of the space roaches match
>OT with possibility of 3rd game
So close, I can feel the pull of sleep

t. gazillion hours in 1.6

>tfw need to sleep but having asthma attack and can't breathe

Thats fucked man.

You should go have a smoke to calm down

More like t. functional human being.

Smoke a dick bitchfaggot.