Saw the hottest chick driving a 2017 corvette today

She was a beautiful brunette. It was a nice V8 engine. She was pulling out of the parking spot, and I smiled at her and her car. She revved the engine so high and peeled rubber, the engine made a huge crackle too.

She was smoking hard on a cigarette too this whole time, literally the hottest thing I've ever seen in my whole life. Why can I not find these chicks anywhere?

perfection does exist

>Why can I not find these chicks anywhere?

Probably because you're not looking for women that charge $1000/hr.

saw a hot chick at a cars and coffee last year with long, blonde hair pulled off to one side with the other side shaved, and she was driving a ferrari. so yeah, it does.

>corvette

Was she 60+ ?

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no like 18

I wonder when women will realize that a sports car makes them an absolute dick magnet

>Why can I not find these chicks anywhere?

Because you live in a shithole. Move somewhere with money where people take care of themselves. I see pretty much perfect 10's all day every day. Shit most 45+ year olds running down the pathways have better bodies than 99% of celebrities you all fap to. And these are normal women without $1500 makeup jobs that you actually have a chance to talk to.

>She was smoking hard on a cigarette too this whole time

literally the quickest way to go from a 10/10 to a 2/10

ya I do live in a shithole lol.

where the fuck do you live though. Mr. perfect

>Saw the hottest chick driving a 2017 corvette today
Poor woman =( hopefully she wasn't too inconvenienced by her car's overheated engine and broken air conditioner

she went from 9/10 to 11/10 due to that

This. Degeneracy is not hot.

Somewhere with oil in the frozen wasteland of North America.

Go be British somewhere else.

>hot chick driving a corvette
Well duh, the 380f Temps coming through the firewall would have been killer

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Fuggggg, I bet her cock was bigger than 5 inches.
Just the right size for a tug as she gets her biopucci pounded.
Give her the ol cum bowtie

NWT pls go.

>smoking hot

After a lap?

The one time I saw a chick driving a Vette she lost control of it and hit the truck I was riding in.

True story. We were on the SF Bay Bridge, she was coming on from the Treasure Island on ramp, she gunned it, lost the back end, slid and hit the side of the F-150 we were in. Fucked up the Vette, barely nicked the Ford.

So yeah, women in sports cars...

>smoking
>driving a Corvette

sounds like a disgusting trash whore

Yeah but what about the female OP is talking about?

>virgins actually have a problem with women smoking
Lmao, your mothers must have been some fucking disgusting fat ass chain smoking coach potatoes

Sry didn't mean to quote

well smoking automatically makes you disgusting
Corvettes make you trash
most women are whores

just sayin

This. GM fangirls btfo

I'm so glad I sold my corvette, now I don't have to be triggered by that goddamn gtr meme. It was starting to really piss me off because the race was so fucking cherry picked.

>Tfw both a gtr and corvette fangirl
>get triggered by both the thesis and the antithesis

>mfw I started all of this on Veeky Forums

>I started to get tiggered by all of this*

ftfy, lets not forget how hard you were assraging in the championship sticky, lol it had like 3000 replies, three fucking thousands, all because of a nurburgring crash

Luckly your autism has gone down since

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>still being this assmad over losing the toc and the corvette ultimate raping the gtr

i know. nice to see you sperg like this as a constant reminder :^)

Some days its just to easy isn't it?

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Woops, poor Prez/o/ is still showing some sequels

Cant blame him, we literally destroyed his self-steem in those championship threads, but I am starting to get worried

Maybe we could gather up some cash and help him afford a shrink, you know, since americans go bankrupt because of healthcare lol

Real talk.

How does the current GTR fair against the z07?

this caused a massive trigger

see

>projecting this hard
>he still thinks I'm american

played like a fiddle

The current GTR is 10 years old, and as you can see, GM has trouble keeping up

>Projecting this hard

Wait a second, dont tell me you are that 51th statetian leafcuck that had an s10 or some shitty GM truck?!?

Lol!!

>He believes his alternate reality
Nothing won the toc,
The toc never finished, just like the corvette trying to lap the nurburgring

>"n-nothing w-won the toc !!1 ;_;"

erry time

>prezo is having another meltdown again

>Cant win LeMans
>Cant win motortrends face 2 face
>b-but we won an irrelevant championship

Lol, this is what corvette cuckholds tell to themselves to be able to sleep everynight!

This is sad! Honestly cant belive a "man" could humiliate himself this much

Trips confirm

Prez/o/ confirmed for caged sissycuck

Lol!!

As usual, not like GM fangirls know anything but autistic screeching

There was never a final round... Butt mad gm fangirls cried to the mods to delete it
Keep believing in your alternate reality tho Lmao
Maybe the cuntvette can complete a single lap of the ring in your dream world as well Roflmao

DUBS CONFIRM!!

PREZ/O/ BTFO!!

MY SIDES!!

Newfag here - what does prez/o/ mean?

lel prezo ragequit.

oh because men in sports cars are any better... lmao

Dont worry, he will be back in two hours after the tears stop and post something like "Lol they all mad" and go back to crying

>She was smoking hard on a cigarette too this whole time

Ruined it for me.

Cigarette smoke ruins cars. Why the fuck would you do that to a $60k car?!

Also, let me ruin it further for you: It was probably her BF's car. There. Now fuck off.

t. bitter poorfag

>Burning rubber at a parking lot

She doesn't care about the car and she is risking everyone as well, she is not mentally balanced and has daddy issues.

>Smoking inside a car
Daddy issues, her dad wasn't there to teach her to not smoke inside a car.

>Engine crackle
Needs oil, car is dying.

Overall a 0/10, just another woman with mental disorders and a cuck rich boyfriend.

I always wondered how that car somehow yanks times ahead of lighter car with more horsepower...

It's just really suspicious.

This the bitch?

>brunette
>Corvette
>Cigerette
Seek help you degenerate fuck

On my way to work I occasionally see a blond woman that has a 964 and 996 turbo.

>Blonde
>Porsche
Shave your beard, barbarian.

Every now and then when I'm out on business I'll see a black haired beauty in a high end Nissan.

"handling"

notice the gap increases with each corner

>8/10 on facebook group is REALLY into hemi's
>first grill who isn't a wog and isn't 30+, its someone my age
>i got a hemi too
>try to friend her
>get rejected
iktf bro, cuckolded yet again

>girl
>car

No, OP, just no.
Do not delusionate yourself, us 4channers are NOT able to have a girl, let alone one that "genuinely" likes cars. That's fake.

Guy into "manly" chicks need to just come out of the closet already

Says the fag into faggy chicks

daddys money

u like chicks with shit tastes in cars?

sage

>us 4channers are all lonely virgins ecks dee
Fuck off