ITT: Cars that ACTUALLY get bitches wet

ITT: Cars that ACTUALLY get bitches wet

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/mSLAF_DjiDU
twitter.com/AnonBabble

>not a base model juke
jesus man get on my level

A truck. If it's a car it had better be fast as fuck. No your 300hp V6 Mustang isn't going to cut it..

>300hp V6 Mustang isn't going to cut it

My 335hp V6 Camaro does

...

If you want that chocolate pussy dis the car.

...

...

B-)

white late model convertible with a badge gold diggers recognize

Besides the obvious joke, this thing will get you laid. Girls fucking love firefighters, and I even had a female firefighter friend tell me she would have a lot of girls (and of course guys) hitting on her when they went out on call in one of those.

Unironically, the miata

or any audi or """"""""""premium"""""""""" brand

I actually saw one of these in person

Somebody saw one in the showroom and willingly decided to pay actual money for it, $40,000 for fuck's sake

sit the fuck down y'all

>red grille trim
>model badge under rear view mirrors
is kia trying to make a boxy suv version of a GTI?

this
mostly b/c
>convertible

it's the perfect way for a manlet to get poon

Teddy Kennedy knew how to get bitches wet

>female firefighter friend
is she Veeky Forums as hell, to add to the alliteration?
would you jack off onto her abs?

Escalade.
It would get the pussy wet guaranteed. The 41 at the end of my post No. confirms this.

But they're not wet for you.. No no they don't care for you either, they just care for the car. They'll just go out with you because you're wealthy and she's attached to you like the golddigging parasite she is pretending that she loves you.

i see you

haha no

>41
Most impressive

>Cars that get bitches wet
>Kia Soul gets OP wet
OP is cheap bitch.

Wait, I thought OP was a faggot. I'm confused.

this and sw20 and zzw30 and mini and beetle and rav 4

your gay ass audis and trucks only attract men.

...

You can delet this thread anytime now

>ITT: Cars that ACTUALLY get bitches wet
ITT: BITCHES=Thai Lady Boys

I mean, I own a soul, but I wouldn't claim it "gets bitches wet". It's a stick with the 1.6 for muh fuel economy. Also out of the small kia engines I found the 1.6l>1.8l in terms of problems and overall longevity. Source is me, I use to work for the dealership and now I know why people work for themselves.

...

Girls actually like v6 camaros

nice car. how long have you known you were attracted to men.

OPs car is clearly inspired by the nismo juke

...

That would be an improvement over normal girls, friendo.

OP implied biological girls, not girls (guys) user

...

...

>ywn drive a fire engine because of EU cuck laws

Easy. Just drive around with the too down in the rain. Bitches will be SOAKING WET.

>if you want chocolate pussy

Nigger spotted

>chocolate pussy
>chocolate is dark
>dark skinned women
Bruh

Nobody want black pussy besides niggers

t. fag

Enjoy your AIDS

Yeah she's this really petite but really Veeky Forums qt I knew in high school. Fights fires and doesn't afraid of anything. I would jack off onto every part of her body

Only the bitch driving it.

...

groce

...

Yes and no they're just common car designs and not just limited to that car

>stickfigure nigresess

nooooo thank you

And if you've got a bit more cash to spend, these. Cute, non-threatening convertibles are generally pretty well liked.

...

...

Lamborghini's.

The even put it in the ad for the Gallardo because it's true.
Women are attracted to men with money, power & status, Lamborghini's reflect that.

youtu.be/mSLAF_DjiDU

holy kek

Impressive and you speak the truth

...

Girls don't care about speed, they care about the badge and joe shiny it is

It looked like a lifted challenger hellcat until i clicked on it

*how

you have to be a classless motherfucker to want a lamborghini

its my dream car and i admit Im a faggot when someone makes fun of me for it

Alright mods, just go ahead and delete the thread now. Discussion over.

There is literally NOT A SINGLE car that gets as much poontang as the c63.

It looks mean as fuck, it is classy, is it sporty, it makes the driver look rich while being Chad, and it's not too showy and tacky so you can actually attract other rich women

how does the aw11 fare?

a-asking for a friend...

A c300 coupe would have effect on women, they're clueless

You really need the black wheels and the AMG has subtle changes that make a huge difference even noncar people subconsciously realize.

Jeep Wankler, any trim, any top.

Lamborghinis are only good to attract teenage boys.

>not driving a hatchfront

Too French.

underrated

Why do girls love that Kia Soul? I don't get it. It only has 160hp and is fwd

Kek