This thread is for road rage, racing, and speeding stories

This thread is for road rage, racing, and speeding stories.

Just now, on my way to work, I was going pretty quick down the highway and happened to pass a BMW that was in the fast lane (4 lane highway, I was in the middle left, they were all the way left). All of a sudden they gun in to pass me. So me, being the maverick I am, started threading the needle in traffic to pop out in front of them. It doesn't matter how fast your car is when there's traffic. I left them so far behind that I couldn't see them anymore. Right as I'm getting off at my exit they pop out of nowhere and roar past me. Lmfao

Daily reminder that BMWs are for insecure fuccbois.

>see a truck in the right lane moving 10 below the limit
>go beside it and slow down to match speed, blocking off the road
>put on Gas Gas Gas by Manuel full blast and open my window
>see wagecuck on my tale throwing a tantrum
>rev the engine at him

Couple weeks ago
>Coming home from work at night
>Go to turn right some nissan comes out left from across the street
>Let him by then speed up to pass him in my Forester SF
>Get to light at the highway underpass
>He pulls next to me
>We both look at each other
>I put on back on the rocks
>Light goes green with both go
>I get a better start but he starts inching past me
>Light at the other side of the underpass is still red
>Hoping I judged it right
>Can see he's starting to slow down
>Take my foot of the gas
>Goes green
>Floor it and weave through traffic for the next quarter mile
>Look in my rearview don't see him

I don't know what happened to him but I know that I won

>be me on one-lane road
>50 km/h limit
>rear-view mirror is suddenly occupied by a big black chebby suv grille
>drop speed limiter from 60 km/h to 40
I only do this when I have a reasonable suspicion that the vehicle behind me is driven by a balding type-ii-diabetic
Make america mexico again

>getting on the highway
>notice a probation patrol car
>lol he can't pull me over
>speed past him and weave in between a few cars
>probation cuck speeds up and starts following me
>know he's calling the CHP on me so I gas it
>every lane switch I make he matches but he won't go as fast as me
>see a 4 lane exit and take it (2 lanes to turn left, 2 to turn right)
>one lane to turn right is taken and a car is about to occupy the open lane
>speed up and beat the car to the right turn and speed off into some residential streets
>cooled off and waited
> didn't see any more law enforcement so I went on home

This was the closest I've been to a high speed pursuit and it was fucking awesome. Everything went right. One of these days I'm gonna run from the cops for real.

>go out to the pub one night long story short go clubbing and meet up with some friends
>no way to get back out of the city and home at 3am, but one of my friends brought his golf
>tells me to drive, as I'm the only one that didn't drink (not true)
>6 people climb into a small VW golf, 2 in front and 4 in back all pliled on top of each other
>friend who's car this is passes out in front seat next to me
>driving way too fast
>tire chatter around every corner, but drunk friends cheering me on
>get it up to about 110mph on a straight bit
>suddenly a roundabout is about 10 metres in front of me, I must have been too drunk to look at the roadsigns
>for whatever reason I didn't panic brake as I thought I'd look like an idiot, but instead I just kept my foot on the gas
>go straight over the roundabout as my friends start screaming in the back
>lose control of car on the grass and hit a ditch which cause me friends in the back to literally hit the roof and fly forward landing on me and my buddy in the front
>car is still going skidding through a field, eventually hits an irrigation ditch and fips
>literally as it rolls and windows are broken 2 out of the three people in back are thrown through windows

cont

>km
>speed limiter
>america
Nice try

>km/h
>suburban
t. underage lying faggot from eurostan

>b-but le km/h
>what is Canadia
american education strikes again

>wrecking friend's car
>nearly killing friends

Nice guy

>I black out
>regain consciousness a minute later
>at the back of the car, looking down the tailpipe
>ounce of weed taped inside

>winodws break as car rolls and people fly out of the broken windows
>car comes to back onto it's wheels
>just sit there staring at the steering wheel for about 5 minutes just in a daze
>it's that moment that I realise my foot is still on the throttle and the car is audibly redlining, I have no idea why I didn't hear or notice that in the last 5 minutes
>interior lights are on for some reason so I look back and literally the car is almost split in two, there's a massive hole where the door is supposed to be and the roof is ripped open, one of the back seats is missing
>see outlign of only one motionless body in a heap the back footwell, others have disappeared
>next to me is my buddy still passed out but luckily he actually put his seatbelt on, along with me of course
>get out and stumble around a bit calling the other people's names but no answer
>crawl back into car through the window to get my jacket so I can phone the ambulance or something
>while I'm in the wreckage I hear sirens which makes me freak out
>unbuckle the guy who was in the front's seatbelt and drag him across to the drivers seat
>buckle him in
>start running away from the road towards the other side of the field
>turn back and see a police car stopped with its door open
>sort of know where I am so I run away as fast as I can eventually getting to my house hours later as the sun is comming up
>so fucking relieved that it's all over that I just sit on my doorstep smoking cigarettes crying and smiling to myself

the guy who's car it was got 2 years in prison, suspended license, etc (don't really care to remember) the other 4 people in the car were seriously injured to some degree maybe one had an amputation but again I didn't really look into it so I don't know

this was about 5 years ago when i was working in the UK
>sitting in passanger seat of company van
>the driver was an old guy, been driving vans longer than i have existed
>turned left at a roundabout
>some 20 something girl cuts us up coming from the left and gets past us
>he slows down and presseses the horn
>before she exits the roundabout she slams on her brakes and flips us off
>shes already 10/10 mad dispite being the one who cut us up
>she probably had a near miss a while back and is running on adrenaline and rage because god damn she was mad
>she moves off and were following
>after we are off the roundabout she slams on her brakes again
>the driver anticipated it, drops to second and overtakes her
>shes beating the horn like it owes her money
>you could see her screaming with rage
>when she catches up he drops into first and enginebrakes really fucking hard (as i said company van no shits given if it brakes)
>heres where we find out shes not wearing a seatbelt
>she slams on the brakes and i see her bounce off the steering wheel
>dispite that she keeps moving and catches us up again
>shes now pressing the horn firmly as we drive along for about half a mile
>we get to set of lights and jump through as it was yellow
>she stops at the red
>look back and i could see her hair is matted her makeup was running and she was litterlly biting the steering wheel
>sit back laugh about it and then feel bad for her boyfriend or whoever she is traveling to see.

>pinning it on your "friend"
>seriously injuring your "friends"
you sound like a swell guy

>canada
>america
Canadian education strikes again

>5 people conveniently forget who was actually driving

Bullshit, 2/10.

wouldn't the other people say that you were driving to the officers?

Got one for you
>I own both E34 and 9 M5
>decide to take the E34 for a spin
>driving down the freeway at arond 85 minding my own business
>pass a 320i
>see him punch it
>mysides.jpeg
>downshift to 4th with half throttle
>he can barely catchup
>mfw he was gunning it and i was in 4th gear at half throttle

I think it only has to do with base model 3 series drivers. New M drivers are pretty shitty owning the car on lease thinking they're hot shit kek.

they were all blind drunk, hence why I even did that in the first place

>sober enough to be scared by an oncoming roundabout
>yet too drunk to remember anything

Cool story bro

I'm an immigrant u got me

>BMW speeds up to pass
>drive like an even bigger faggot weaving through traffic so they can't get ahead of you
>the BMW driver was insecure

So if a smaller guy hits me I can't defend myself?

Can the eurocucks please leave

fuck you
you're such a stupid drunk-driving friend-injuring motherfucking piece of shit fuck you

>Canada, Mexico, and the United States are all on the continent of North America
U.S. education strikes again.

>be me in my BMW
>spacing out in the far left lane despite hating fast lane hogs tired from working a 10hr day to feed my family and pay for welfare queens
>get passed by a shitty honda with a fart can on the right
>the obnoxious 4 banger wakes me up out of my slumber and proceed to 15 over the speed limit I was doing before
>shitbox driver proceeds to dangerously weave in and out of traffic putting all 130hp to use
>we both get off at the same exit and when I pull side by side with him I give half throttle in 4th gear and roar past him without effort
>I then don't go home and tweet about the honda i destroyed in a drag race as i'm not insecure like trump

>on my way home from work
>come to T intersection where i live
>im about to make a left hand turn when a wild 2017 Toyota 86 suddenly appears
>hes pulling out from the T intersection with his blinker on to make a right hand turn
>GOTTA STEP ON THE GAS TONIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
>drift in front of his face as i make my usual left hand turn to get home
>he watches the whole thing happen in front of him
>i straighten out and pull past him very slowly
>tfw

I have lots of these.
>on freeway
>718 porsche doing 65 in a 70 in passing lane
>driving long work van in middle lane trying to get past this retard
>retard matches my speed, not allowing me to get ahead
>say fuck it; drive closest I can to markers between my lane and passing lane, never cross into the other for ~1/2 mi
>retard guns it, cuts me off, gets in slow lane
>window rolls down and some old wrinkly 60-70 year old finger flips me off
literally made my day

Same feel. I had a 318 trying it though, when it got to an uphill part it sounded like he put it all the way back into first to keep up and even then it didn't.

The real problem is people in base models that bought for "muh badge".

>Driving along minding my own business listening to music
>Hear a buzzing noise coming up fast
>It's right next to my car
>Hear some feint yelling
>Look over
>Some guy on a crotch rocket is flipping me off and making crazy hand gestures
>In my mind I'm telling myself "Don't make eye contact user, don't make eye contact it's like a pitbull or a wasp just ignore it and it will go away"
>He is still swaying around in his lane and incoherently yelling
>He revs up his weed Wacker to 10k bouncing it off the Rev limiter
>Make the mistake of looking over again
>He goes ballistic punching my mirror before taking off
>See him fly down the highway at well above the speed limit weaving in between traffic
>Wonder what the just happened as I drive home with my broken mirror flapping in the wind

just give him a little love tap and watch him fly 100ft in the air

Not really a speeding story or anything but...

>2am
>decide to go to bank to drop off money
>go to bank to drop off money
>on the way home
>hop on the freeway
>decide fuck it and drive up to LA and back
>get home and gas light turns on

It's not like I have a problem. R-Right guys?

>out riding shitbike at around 2am Saturday Morning
>Bars getting out
>Come up to a light
>qt club slut in some guys clapped out Honda next to me
>Wave at her
>She smiles and waves back
>Dude driving looks mad
>Light goes green
>He tries to launch
>Beat him off the line
>He gets btfo by a 300cc bitch bike
>Ride parallel to them for several blocks
>teasing honda cuck
>girl keeps looking at me
>take turn and head home

Honda drivers confirmed cucks.

>cruising home after work
>Legacy 2.5GT
>some cunt in an old Porsche Boxster weaving through traffic and showing off in front of econoboxes
>don't really care at this stage
>cuts me off and cuts into another lane
>coming up to a set of lights
> me - econobox - Boxster
>three lanes merging into two
>green lightt, Porsche guns it
>I gun it
>easily pull ahead because AWD Turbo
>swerve into porsche's lane
>another set of lights coming up
>green light about to turn yellow
>brake check faggot in Porsche
>Currently doing 30 in a 80 km/hr zone
>light goes from green to yellow
>gun it and make it through
>Boxster cuck stuck at lights

>driving home from club with bitches in the back
>some autistic faggot with MLP stickers on a shitbike revs at us
>we all laugh and look at him
>he speeds away at the robot
>drives next to us for a few miles
>girls get creeped out, think he's following us
>finally fucks off
>get roadhead and fall asleep fucking one of the bitches
>autistic bike faggot presumably goes home to his parents

>girl went home with the honda guy
>you went home alone
>lol he's a cuck guys! she looked at me! REKT!

ITT: butthurt hondafags

They're not wrong, though. Your story is pure autism.
>i waved at this girl and then went home
>lamo cuckolded

I brake checked a bikefag once and he skidded off the road and into a ditch trying to avoid me kek (it was in the canyons)

I drive a Honda and I'm a actual cuck

God I hate cocky bikefags.

cunt

kek

Why?

>somebody passes you on the highway
>get offended

I don't fucking understand this. I don't live in the city but I drive on a highway now and again. Sometimes I pass people, sometimes people pass me, I literally don't give a fuck and nobody else should. Why does this piss people off so much? If they're in slightly more of a hurry than you, why should you get pissed off when they pass you?

Sounds like nigger mentality to me.

It was a 300hp impala you cuck.

>drive old ass fiat
>everyone pulls in front of me,overtakes and does all kinds of dangerous shit because they assume im 80 years old and i drive slow

If I'm just cruising then Idgaf what people do. But if you get all fast on me acting offended then I'm game to outclass you.

>this

had a tarbo 300zx blow my doors off doing probably 90mph, ended up catching him and flying past because he didn't want to go over 100

Hey that guy sounds like me! I will race anyone and always speed in my z32tt but never go above 140km/h because that's the threshold for losing your licence if you get caught

Never drive without a valentine in that thing tho

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Running from the cops is nuts. What's worse though is when you're a passenger in a car and the driver decides to run from the cops

I was riding with my bud in a mustang GT and we went flying by a parked cop about 25mph over the limit and instead of slowing down that fucker just gunned it up to about 120 on back roads and kept diving into different streets. We saw the lights come on initially but never saw him again

And also that mustang can't handle for shit, made it even more scary