I have exactly 3,000.00 USD to use investing. I have no idea how to do this...

That's rough fella, but in all honesty that 3,000 grand would be much better spent on some career or professional training, to get you a skill and elevate you out of wage slavery.

Look into trade schools, like getting an HVAC apprenticeship and training, electrician, wood working, diesel mechanic, welding, anything to get you out of the manual labor cuckery at Walmart.

Once you have a decent income, you can actually start saving and investing.

So I would advise you invest the money in yourself, $3,000 is too little for any significant returns on the regular market investments, and I don't want you to gamble it away on something retarded like Bitcoin, trading binary options or Forex.

Godspeed user, you can make it.

everytime i try to apply for benefits they tell me that im already working and that families are to the front. ive been on a waiting list for over a year. honestly fuck that i dont wanna use money like that.

>not an immigrant, im white trash, am ugly as shit. people honk at me while i walk on the sidewalk to scare me. I just want to own a car. I don;t know how to drive but I think it seems simple.

Forget the car unless it's essential for work. It's just extra costs, insurance, parts and labour.

Only get a car if it helps you earn more.

nigger, just enlist in the military. they pretty much guide you through life so even if you're borderline retarded you'll still make it.

if he is as stupid as he says, i.e. 12 on the ACT, that means that he's incapable of doing even basic arithmetic and algebra properly. that would disqualify him from most proper trades.

that seems very feasible except i dont have a fucking diploma, am prbably too stupid

Dont get a car without drivers license. It will be taken from you very fast.

I would recommend what the other user said. Join the army. And through there try to get a better job.

Godspeed my man. I really wish i could help you by any means, but unfortunately i myself am a student in big debt.

i can speak a very good litvish yiddish and translate it though, when i get kicked out of my yeshiva i went to public school and had very bad trouble assimilating

start going to synagogues asking for help. i imagine at least one rabbi will take pity on you.

This.

Cars are depreciating assets, just the cost to maintain them people don't realize (Oil changes, brake changes, fluids, gasoline, et cetra).

I use to rollerblade/bicycle to get to work (5 kilometers in distance or so). You should try that, it keeps you fit. But if you're keen on getting a set of wheels go for a small motorcycle. I eventually grinded up and saved to buy a super sport motorcycle. It costs 1/3rd of that than a car and is cheaper on insurance and gas and maintenance.

I also use to own a car, trust me on this.

i can also speak a decent ivrit, no more skills, ok am trying to consider these suggestions in long term

Dude, finish high school.

You know how to do arithmetic and basic algebra right?

ok fuck the car , no more wanting car for me, thanks for this

Buy the comptia a+ book and or the CCNA book. Study your fucking ass off for 3 months then go pay for the tests and pass. Buy a braindump the night before to get the actual test so you don't risk failing. Use your new credentials to get a helpdesk or desktop support job that can support you financially just fine. maybe wait on the CCNA until you get that job unless you're a good study. you can get 30-50k right off the bat man. I did that now I make 140k managing a team of Network engineers. only took me 9 years where I started at 32k doing helpdesk. fake it till you make it. excuse the grammar just in a rush.

What city are you in?

was bullied in school for anttisemtism and hateful towards me, but yes have since progressed after my las test, nothing to do during that time period but study der math, everything else too hard can do collee level maths, am too stupid with english and science too,

there are not any satmar rabbi in this city, the city im in costs way much lesser than brooklyn, there are no hasidish or even chabad or pretty much even jewish in the christian church filled city

this is good advice i will print it and put in notebook thanks

then just go to protestant churches asking for help. they are loaded and they worship jews.

just explain your situation and ask if they are able to direct you to any help with living arrangements or getting your GED.

this is good advice but i think i will steal some money and get 5,000

kek good luck.

i will never ever walk into a christian church at least i have self respect stupid sheygetz

ok this is my conclusion, im going to come up with 5,000.00 than come back here to ask advice , these stupid cuck answers all of you must be poorer than me worthless

is there any person with a jewish mother on here who can help me with serious answers???????????

Even hobo doesnt think Veeky Forums is worth listening. Fucking kek

>was bullied in school for anttisemtism

You've got to be kidding.

Outside of Veeky Forums, that doesn't exist.

just look at his last three replies. it's either a troll or he's legitimately retarded.

We've been had. He's an unemployed Jew goblin somewhere in Middle America. Seems legit..

Here's my advice

EDUCATE YOURSELF!

Here are two of my personal favorites
winnersworld.com/motivational/R_H_Jarrett.pdf

what-is-coaching.com/support-files/lazymansway2riches.pdf

I think this is good advice.

It's all gonna get better man. You sound like you've got a positive mindset. Keep at it and work hard and doors will start to open.

Join the military. It's the best option. You get paid just to walk around in a uniform all day and when you get out, you will receive a lot of benefits

1 dont get a car if you dont need it, get a bicycle/scooter
2 you will lose your 3000 investing, youre basically gambling if you dont have years of experience, also your amount is too small to exepct much of a return.
3 join the army or spend the money on education. youre not too dumb youre just lazy.

College is not for everyone. You're not stupid OP, college is not for you. You can't judge a fish by it's ability to climb a tree. You will get rich with other methods, college is a fuck ton of money anyway.

All I can say to you is DO NOT waste ANY of that money. Don't buy a tv, don't buy take-out, don't buy a fancy car. If you invest it you're on the right track. That is the only advice I have for you, don't waste a single cent of that money on something that doesn't have an ROI.

You are too good to ask for help?

This is the main problem with Trump winning the election, now every back woods hick want to be a politician billionaire, sorry to brake it to you but you don't sound smart enough to even know what investments actually are, and if you can't flip 3k in to something more with it resorting to selling drugs you'll never make it in the real world, do what most of the annons already told you, invest on a training so you can make some Doug worth a damn or sell your soul to uncle Sam, you sound like you'll be in jail in less then a year from now.

or you end up dead, missing limbs, a mad psycho from seeing too much gore

buy monero

This is so hilarious I almost want to believe it. Some bitter, stupid, ugly jew living out of a tent in some bumfuck town.

Based on your intelligence level, I would suggest investing in lottery tickets. It's easy and there is the possibility of very high returns

Coke or knee pads
Both if you want to be wealthy instead of rich

What the fuck are knee pads?

I see that mentioned here a lot.
I'm new on biz and it's probably another stupid Veeky Forums meme. Do you care to explain, dear user?

>couldn't score above a 12 on my ACT

user, I won't argue with you, I'm sure you're plenty stupid - I am, too - but your post seems too grammatical for you to have scored so low. Did you fall asleep during the test, or show up drunk, or something?

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