/owg/ - Overwatch General

>main has more than double the time of 2nd most favourite hero
You are missing out on fun classes

¿Qué onda? I really like Hanamura

Reminder that Dva is broken and literally unplayable right now.
youtube.com/watch?v=6RJDK6C2IMM

apparently not playing for the last couple weeks of comp makes you lose 500 in rank despite doing better in placements than previous season

nice fucking game

Is attack bastion actually good now?

>the new overwatch doujin is out

>futa

>anal

>widowmaker

good good goo-

>no zarya

RIP

Anyone on NA wanna throw games on a smurf? I need to get it down again
Aniki#11921

> so gorgeous
saved

Omnics are ruining the game

We must kill them all, they cannot be trusted

Which one would most likely be up for trying anal in a relationship?

Kings Row
Pharah

Quick /owg/! what do you think sex with jeff kaplan is like?

The current state of the game confirms that there is no good left in the world

REMOVE OMNIC

King's Row
Wodowmaker

>futa
Literally presented as a dildo.

Maybe, but I enjoy playing a couple main charachters instead of all the different ones. Plus I find it easier and more consistent to climb with.

Lijiang Tower
Pharah

Any Reaper mains here?

How you doing now that Bastion made us completely useless

Ejaculating feeldoe = futanari in my book.

Nepal
Roadhog

I'd rather watch Ana get nerfed so hard that she vanishes from all servers, but that won't happen before Season 5.

D.va had her months where she could shine. I pity those who just joined the game and never experienced her with 400 armour. I don't main her, but pic related

Temple of Anubis
Roadhog

Hes been useless since soldiers buff brah. He needs a spread decrease or a health increase as wel as faster teleporting and or cooldowns for abilities

The one on the right of course

I love Mei!

WHY IS KOTH BEST 3 OUT OF 5 IN COMP AND NOT BEST 2 OUT OF 3 LIKE IN EVERY OTHER MODE?!?! WHY?!?!?!?!

Peoples who play 90% of their cometitive games as lucio should not have SR >1500
discuss

"The humans who live here are fools to trust the omnics."

How long until Blizz announces the 4 legged female omnic hero that Efi whatshername built?

It's easy to snowball on those maps and the match time would be so short compare to other modes

>oh boy, server browser, now I can play Total Mayhem whenever I want!
>encounter Zarya once

We gotta wait for her to build it first. She needs 4 more parts so wait 4 more weeks!

>tfw fanfictions and hentai parodies have more developed characters then the actual canon

It get's better from here right?

RIGHT!?

He had his place when the D.Va nerf came along. But now there's no point in using him, since Bastion does his job better, and he can survive Death Blossom

How to improve competitive play:
>Sorry, without a microphone and headset, you are unable to queue for competitive play

No. Enjoy more lore of Genji and Mercy fucking

>She needs 4 more parts
Ohhh, that is why the doomfist was stolen on Numbani?

Thanks for telling me this. Even though I doubt she could steal it. Or the doomfist is not part of the robot and just related to the conspiracy. Blizzard args are hamfisted.

Remember when they bitched that no one plays PTR despite the data proving otherwise?

So we have this game breaking D.Va bug that went live, the Sombra teleport delay bug, and when Winston crouches his head hitbox still goes to his shoulder

Daily reminder that the two people in charge of overwatch were hired to Blizzard because they ran a fucking Everquest guild and then wrote quest stories and gave "input" to raid design (Jeff) and a man that has a degree in creative writing and wrote the shitty Warcraft middle school fanfiction level lore

>Blizz teases multiple times for a week
>Next week: Radio silence

What the fuck is their plan?

>Blizzard "polish"

Even if they nerf him to hell or remove him completely from the game, I will still love him.

A qt.

>Doomfist turns out to be an omnic with it on
>Not an actual person
How mad would people be

Nah. The next bit of story will be about the new hero and then another several months of silence.

They just could populate the PTR by making it drop loot on your real account. Like 3 boxes a week for lets say 2 hours of PTR without quitting.
Making it win based would be a false sign.

No one that knows Blizzard should be surprised about this. They NEVER listen to player feedback. They flat out admitted that they design the game for themselves and everyone else can like it or fuck off

Pharah is dirty! DIRTY!

>9999999999 XP PER MATCH
>NUDE MERCY
>500% EVERYTHING
>500% MADNESS
>OVERWATCH ROLEPLAY (NO KILLING)
>500% ALL HEROES
>999999999XP PER HOUR
>50 LOOT BOXES PER HOUR
>500% CRAZY GAME

>Valve will never buy Blizzshit and turn Overwatch into a good game.
Why live

>D.Va got dumpstered a few patches ago
>Blizz tries to buff her and somehow manages to make her even worse
Wew lad

GUYS THE META IS FINE

clips.twitch tv/ConfidentSuspiciousMilkAMPTropPunch

YOU JUST NEED TO play bastion

I would be fine with it

The game needs more omnics

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Poor Pharah she is retarded

>nude mercy

Can someone explain to me why they thought ironclad was fine? PTR was literally screaming at them every single day that it was broken and they ignore us

>big glasses like goggles on tracer
I like this

...

This has literally been the worst patch. I know it's a meme to say that you are carrying but I am literally carrying every game and I only got placed 3300

I still don't understand WHY they thought Bastion needed ironclad. His other changes were enough to make him a bit better without making him retardedly powerful.

at least ur not plat

Why the fuck did Blizzard think this would be a good idea?

I love how disgusted Widow is and how Mercy is doing her best to ignore.

Did this comic make Tracer gay before she was gay?

Blizzard are ALWAYS too heavy handed with buffs.

>The serverbrowser and capture the flag were what people needed the most

Do people really enjoy that gamemode? I like the overhauled maps though. Just 90% of my time the team is too dumb to cap, whilst I defend against hordes as Symmetra.

>four hits from an ana boosted genji ult don't even bring him to half in sentry mode

I thought you faggots were exaggerating, he wasn't even being assisted by his teammates. Zarya just watched and waited to use her barrier but it was never needed

sometimes i wonder why blizzard makes a ptr yet they never change anything in it till it's on the live server.

I thought they've actually been pretty good up until now. This is just retarded.

Nepal
Mei

>NUDE MERCY
what?

>Ironclad only works against bullet attacks
>Soldier primary roadhog/reaper ult are reduced
>Zarya beam, genji ult, ana grenade aren't

Holy we fixed it. But seriously why don't they ever change shit on the PTR even though it's broken or worthless

BUT REMEMBER GUYS WE HAVE TO HOLD OFF ON BUFFING SOMBRA WE DON'T WANT ANOTHER ANA SITUATION

clickbait title

They buffed Ana too much
They buffed Dva too much too, remember the weird extra health nobody asked for that broke her? They do it all the time.

They could learn something from the dota balancing guy, he does such gradual shit like 5% off here, -1s off a cooldown there, you need a light touch and gradual tuning with this shit, not a massive fucking stack all at once

I guess she always had that vibe, being cliched Britfag and such, also the thing they had going on in the Kings Row trailer.

I've seen several custom games with "NUDE MERCY" in the title or other variations of that.

I think it's just a trick to get preteens to join.

It's literally a marketing thing. They know he's retarded. Companies over buff shit all the time to mix things up and increase the life span of a game.

I just switched to hog.
Our time will come brother.

Things Bastion can survive (not factoring in Nanoboost):

Reaper’s entire ultimate.
Reaper’s entire 8 shot clip (if Bastion makes sure to heal slightly before he shoots, to keep his health in armor).
Pharah’s entire rocket clip.
Torbjorn’s Level 2 Turret can NEVER kill Bastion in Sentry mode. (He can literally tank it forever and never die by healing periodically. Tanked it for an entire minute and was at full 300 HP at the end.)
Torbjorn’s Molten Core Turret (until healing runs out, at which point Bastion can turn and kill it).
Symmetra’s laser does literally zero damage until healing runs out.
6 Symmetra turrets.
Genji’s entire ultimate from start to finish if Genji only attacks Bastion (he only loses about a third HP).
Soldier’s entire clip + rockets.
Tracer’s bullets can literally be tanked forever until healing runs out.
Tracer’s ultimate.
McCree’s ultimate, if he fires it right as the circle disappears (leaves Bastion with 60HP).
Zarya at 100 charge firing her entire laser clip.
Junkrat’s entire clip.
Hanzo's entire ultimate passing through him

I'll still play him. Been getting a good amount of kills and taking down tanks if the Bastion is distracted. Or if Sombra hacks him.

How to get exp from custom matches?

Blizzard promised exp for custom matches in their video with the new server browser. Were they lying? Is Kaplan untrustworthy?

Worst part about Bastion's broken ass buff is no one is talking about the other problems in the game. For example they completely fucked PotG, algorithm is beyond broken.

clips.twitch tv/SingleBloodyClintDAESuppy

Guy wipes the team as Hanzo and this gets PotG

twitch tv/directory/game/Overwatch/clips

No idea what the fuck they did but PotG seems to be completely random

>tfw Winston and Sombra will never be great
Cut the oxygen already, Mercy..

Reminder that Mei is Bae

What the fuck is the point of the escort if the fucking payload has been stolen off of it?

I don't think they realize offense heroes without damaging abilities are shit

See sombra reaper tracer and pharah. Just having 1 source of damage doesn't work and their utility of hacking, knock back, teleporting isn't enough to justify it

Damn I fucked it up

clips twitch tv/BraveAntediluvianSpindleCorgiDerp

>that short smirk
hnnng, to die for widow.webm time?

Best Ship

That's why you get TWO people to shoot him

Something's definitely fucky with POTGs. I got 3 quint rezzes today and none were POTG, they were all just double kills or something.