Is there any way to win?
Like the SEMEN DEMON
>Get called a benchracer
>"derp Tesla is better"
>"real racers go faster for less"
>ever buying a dodge
>"hahaha can't turn"
Hate on the SAEMON DAEMON
>"how's it feel to be fucking poor faggot?"
>muh sour grapes
>"And you drive what, a Miata?"
This car exists purely so dodge can squeeze every drop out of the "FASTEST DRAG CAR WOOOAH" meme marketing campaign to try and make it a halo car, hoping it'll bleed to the rest of the brand.
This car doesn't need to exist and anyone who buys it is a tool
Nice trips.
>>"derp Tesla is better"
Except the P100D is slower.
>>"hahaha can't turn"
It wasn't designed for turning - it's not a Z/28, and it's not trying to be one either.
>This car doesn't need to exist
It's called the bill of rights, not the bill of needs.
Bill of rights not bill or needs is kind of a stupid meme, it's not your right to have a demon, but it's definitely a want.
>be american
>oh no my worldview is being questioned
>MUH RIGHTS
I get what you're saying, of course, but 80% of that 800 horsepower is going to be completely useless when you're driving on the street, except for pulling up to highway speeds for 4 seconds.
>80% of that 800 horsepower is going to be useless 99% of the time
You don't own it for the 99%, you own it for the 1% when you can giggle like a little schoolgirl, and can scare your passenger to death with a single stab of the pedal.
>1 Seater
>Passenger
Just for the record, when motortrend laps it around a track shitposting will increase tenfold
>damge control over its inability to turn
STOP. PRETENDING. TO. BE. ME.
Did somebody call for an exorcist?
I understand doing it for the lulz for a couple of dys, but its getting out of hand now user, are you going to do it everyday from now on? Are you fucking autistic? Are you so autistic a mere shitposters triggers you this much?
Get a hobby or something kiddo
>Get a hobby or something kiddo
>as he shitposts on a czechoslovakian exhaust welding forum
>what is a trunk
i hope you dont actually let your friends ride in the front seat
I understand you are utistic, but spending 15 minutes triggering fags like you doesnt stop me from enjoying the rest of my day
>Is there any way to win?
>Like the demon
>Don't give a fuck what people think
>Don't like the demon
>Still don't give a fuck what people think
This guy knows whats up.
BTFO
Fucking shit mods delete that
Shut up faglord
>mfw shittards ITT spewing LOL CAN'T TURN about a drag car
>overheats in 4 minutes
>two ultralight end Challenger marks
>another Cherokee SRT
>still no modern Ram SRT
Come the fuck on.
Drag goes on /lgbt/
>gets caught samefagging
>continues to samefag his own posts
what a miserable life that must be
>He belives that post wasnt made by a butthurt imposter
Kek!!!
Daily reminder.
Also anyone looking for a american muscle won't give a flying fuck about some numale-teslas.
>he believes someone would actually take the time to impersonate his ass
Like you just did?
>N-Not true!
Check the post timer, you made your post less than one minute after me, you are so stupid you cant even shitpost correctly
>gets caught samefagging
>samefags even more but pretends to mess up so people will think he wasnt samefagging
sad
>This much damage control
Kek!!! Hope you learn from your mistakes, cuck
When impersonating a namefag wait more than one minute before replying
Fucking newfag
Stay btfo samefag
Stay btfo newfag
Veeky Forums only loves that which it can afford.
Stay btfo
but they hate everything
Stay btfo newfag
Stay btfo
Now you're getting it.
This place will become a ghost town the day they open up a /buspass/ board.
Veeky Forums is literally Sour Grapes: The Imageboard
Fuck you newfag piece of shit
Thanks for covering me man
>Implying I'm fooled by this jewish shit.
Any car at the "peak" of performance is going to be complete bullshit.
They don't try to get the most out of their engines. There's an agreement between engineers to not exceed a certain speed.
Gentlemen's agreement is a myth.
Stay btfo newfag
And you're a shill.
Lets play "spot the cuck from /pol/"
lmao for what?
Stop regurgitating shit you hear on Veeky Forums, most of it is wrong.
honda-tech.com
>STILL false flagging
Stay btfo samefaggot
Stay btfo newfag
I don't hate it at all. It is very cool for what it is- a production drag strip car.
Of course, one car can't be everything, so idiots will hate on it for not being a lyxury grand touring whatever that breaks burger ring records and costs $5000 new, but only a bigger idiot would take those people seriously.
shill faggot enjoy your sockpuppet shill thread no one posts in
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>p100d is slower
no, no it isn't.
>this thread
Yeah there's some serious fucking cancer going on here. I think the demon is sick tho.
also slower than the model s
ITT: Triggered boy racer fags
The model s is cool and all, but you can't drive it around for more than 2 hours. Pretty shitty concept if you ask me. I drive 50 mins to work and 50 mins back so I would barely be able to stop somewhere on the way home without getting it towed. Not to mention if something breaks you gotta bring it back to Poppa Musty
It has 330 miles of range. not everyone travels across the world on a daily basis.
>towed
you wouldn't need to if you weren't a braindead fuck. the model s keeps working 25 miles after it hits 0%. you would be able to reach a supercharger long before then. kys
Not to mention, doesn't it have a top speed of like 150? I know the Demon can do over 200.
the demon is slower than a model s. a SEDAN. LOL.
>200 > 150
0-60 in 2.2>0-60 in 2.3
lel, literally slower than a sedan.
*2.28
aka (2.2)
which is still faster than the demon, LOL
>tfw the tesla is faster but you don't care because the Demon goes vroom
>Motortrend still didn't lap a Tesla around the penis
No matter what is the result it will be fun.
Based Dodge. I don't know what I like better, the actual Demon or these off the chart levels off ass hurt and shitposting it's caused. Both have exceeded expectations. Kudos to everyone.
...
lol a sedan is faster than a dedicated drag car kek
This triggers the beta
>This car doesn't need to exist
good job, you described just about every car bigger or faster than a honda civic
except that its 1 second and almost 20mph slower in the quarter
>Over 2 metric tons
>Heavy ass pushrod engine
>Still raises tires off the ground
Truly a Frankendodge, a misunderstood monster that is too pure for this world.
>still slower to 60 than a 7 seater sedan
lel lel lel.
>0.02 second difference to 60
>Gets completely blown away immediately after
Keep clinging to your 0-60 times while you spend an hour recharging and waiting for the battery to cool down after two runs.
>slower than a sedan
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*breathes in*
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keep clinging to your pushshit that can't compete with a sedan. lol
>base model is only 27k
aww yeah, i know what i'm getting
still dwarfed by the demon
daily reminder in reality (on the street) the Tesla is going to absolutely BTFO a demon literally every single time.
>gets btfo
keeps posting
Fuck off yurotrash
If you're gonna be a faggot, white or just round down to 2. Plus, the 2.28 time was never independently verified, the only people to ever do it was motor trend
Guys guys guys
You're missing the forest for the trees here.
It's not ICE vs Electric, or Tesla vs Dodge.
It's American engineering beating Yuropoor shit again and again.
t. assblasted pushcuck
No, it's pushcucks sperging because their cars are shit.
I have a Hellcat, like the Demon for the drag monster that it is, and anyone who has a problem can suck my fucking nuts.
Do you have a keyboard macro to type pushcuck?
This thread us fucking cancer, holy shit
Wasted your money. Tesla is better.
actually no its not
actually no, if you look at the timing system, the tesla actually made it in 2.5
yep.
As a Brit, I must say I really like what's Dodge is doing with the Hellcat and now the Demon. They are drag monsters and that's fun, it's a nice little niche for them.
Hennessy will probably use any of the money from these orders to pay for other projects. I wouldn't trust the fucker with my money.
If you drive it hard the range get small as fuck.
Why the skinny tires?
to DOMINATE at the TRACK and on the STREETS
It doesn't get 330 miles even if you pussyfoot it. In order to get 350miles out of it you'd need to crawl around like a golf cart which kind of defeats the purpose of owning "THE FASTEST KAR EVEUR GUIZ" If you drive it like a grandma during winter you can barely do 350kms in the real world.
Somebody post the article where some guy drove it in the winter and it was running on reserve power after 150 miles.