>tfw I've started shitposting and I don't know how to stop
I've started shitposting a little and now I'm tempted to start shitposting at any given opportunity because of how easy it is. Why is it the lowest effort for the highest reward.
How do I stop. I don't want to become the cancer.
Join the darkside, we need intelligent dudes like you to run our cultural marxist propagnda
Why do you think we invented the GTR? to emasculte the western white males of course
Just embrace it. You're gonna start with easy shit like obvious bait threads, threads where you pretend to act retarded, etc. Then it's gonna escalate from there. You'll actually start planning out elaborate shitposts and working towards an endgame for each thread. You might even start using a trip just for keks, finding a gimmick like posting chickens or Evos, or not even trying and copy+pasting old threads just to get replies.
It's a slippery slope, user. Take it from a guy who has "shitpost" right in his name.
>It's a slippery slope
That's exactly what this feels like.
join us, wise one.
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>implying Veeky Forums doesn't consist solely of precisely balanced shitposts which are sometimes vaguely related to cars
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>tfw master of the lowest effort highest reward shitpost
Consider necking yourself or visiting a psychiatrist.
>using the phrase "neck(ing) yourself"
Neck yourself.
>using either of these terms
You should an hero.
Shitpost on other boards, Veeky Forums is the worst board on the site
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>using the phrase "an hero"
And a real hero.
Firsthand experience tells me otherwise.
The classic that started it all
welcome to the four chins, kid
Go to Reddit if you hate funposting
>kid
Underage detected.
>He's bad at 4channing
Spend some time on Zeitgeist boards like /sp/, /int/, /tv/ or /pol/
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