/vn/ : D.D edition

11th for Saber!

Doddler said soon about a week ago as he is nearly finished.

You're just asking for it lad.

thank christ

also, when can we expect maggot baits?
in 4 years?

Sorry, but I'm afraid I don't understand.

What is it I'm asking for besides some common curtsy good sir?

This is what shittiest girl deserves.

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But we are taking the piss out of it and not really endorsing it or anything.

Omae are not my okaasan!
I'll do nani I want!

Early/mid next year, probably.

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How do I decipher this chavaboo speak?

Maggot Baits - 16% translated
Got a long way to go.

When will I get to play the new muvluv? When will the rest of the series get translated?

Should I read Chrono Clock or Majikoi?

Yuuji best girl.

You watch the Jeremy Kyle show during the day and learn moon at night.

what absolute troglodyte is responsible for this "translation"

Alright, honestly, how would you guys have translated Chrono Clock?

white & based

If I were Commie, I'd turn the Britbong French.

Well do you want entertaining kusoge with a so awful it's funny translation or do you want a shitty and boring friend group simulator with plenty of shitty touched up machine translation sequels/spinoffs

Change the chavspeak to arabic so it's more culturally accurate.

Honesty I still don't get muh "indirect kiss" thing.
It's just too autistic for me.

Very tall, very slightly chubby and with cowtits is the perfect body type.

^_^

Chav speak can be toned down an awful lot without it being obnoxious and the English spoken words can just be italic or bold instead of Japanese.

That a fact?

>"Oi kafirs, what's going on here?"

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Jap culture thing with how affection is shown between people. It is kinda backwards as culturally they are really open sexually but new couples get embarrassed by things like holding hands etc.

change the chav to scottish instead

Dumb and would lose all comedic value

What did he mean by this?

>comedic value
Are you a fan of Commie subs and 4kids by any chance?

something something mommy mating press due to fajitas

Who the fuck are SP targets?
I don't think your usual normalfags would know what this dialogue means.

He came into his house to find out his mom made fajitas, he could honestly shag her sometimes.
What I'm understanding here is that this man should be locked up.

I don't know what it means.

I think the translator was taking the piss here, I bet he was rushed and so he just started churning out this crap for a laff

who translated this shit

I speak fluent Japanese and I can confirm this is what she actually says.

Are you a fan of stiff translations full of jokes that make no sense in the English language along with leaving words untranslated?

I'd actually buy it at that point.

Whatever comedic value it has is in regards to how cringy the translation is

I'll make a patch that throws some takbir and other things into her dialogue if you want

Well considering there are people right now in this thread who are struggling to understand shit right now then it would be far better than the current mess.

like talkin rubish innit?

Alternative should be done in about 2-3 months.

Make it, fagget.

The steam audience, but I am not sure even your average weeb would understand half the stuff she is saying.

>along with leaving words untranslated
And flipping eng words to jap is any better? The argument for being against honorifics is usually that people can her what is being said so it should also apply here.

>her
Meant to be hear

>download and start Chrono Clock
>that cute as fuck engrish
Oh I know I'm going to enjoy this.

Where do I find the 2007 Umineko (1-4) on a non private tracker?
Shit seems impossible to find.

>And flipping eng words to jap is any better?

That's how she speaks in the Japanese version too. Except the languages are flipped.

English is international language, so of course it's no problem to read that for japs. But it's not the reverse, at least don't mix it with japs but instead French.

people who can use google

can you not just use mofumoe

Free Friends 2 really has no business having this catchy of an OST. Kinda reminds me a bit of Persona.

That is one puffy vulva

God i want to motorboat the fuck out of it, and watch her go all bong on me.

I said the same thing about Harakano.

If you can understand honorifics, why can't you understand common Japanese words or use context to figure out what they mean?

Not to mention that Japs using Engrish in their speak is a lot more common than the reverse. Such a retarded localization choice.

All Grisaia waifus need to die.

Why should I have to? The Japanese understand the English words being used, but the reverse can't be said to be commonly true.

I HAVE RETURNED

user the jap used is above your average weeb level and context isn't a perfect either. As proof people in this and past threads are confused.

>she fully speaks japs
>still makes it like this
What the fuck SP?

Misaki is best girl.

Sluuuuut

Michiru > Chrono > D.D > Misaki > Makoto >>>>>> shit >>>>>>> Miu

Miu looks too cute to be last.

Annnything?

E-Even hold hands?

please tell me you can buttfuck her.

She is a cute doormat. And that is her big problem.

Nice art. What game is this?

I'll let you know.

Are you fucking serious

cute doormats are top tier.

Thanks for spoonfeeding a retard, I appreciate it.

ZA WARUDO

Free Friends 2

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Truck-kun has crossed the boundary separating universes. Soon he'll come for you in the real world, too.

Ughhhh

This is why I stay indoors all the time.

He can't get here soon enough.

>implying that will stop truck-kun

Watch as he burst through your front door in a delivery incident

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Is this pure nukige or is there something else to it?