You can only post in this thread if your car's 0-60 is sub 4.5 seconds

You can only post in this thread if your car's 0-60 is sub 4.5 seconds

Dodge demon owner here. Not btfo

Does 4.5 seconds exactly count?

>tfw 4.7

I'm not in that much of a hurry.

You wish that piece of shit hits 60 in 4.5

Low effort trolling

why would you even bother replying to it

Low effort car

Road and Track tested one and got 4.5 seconds, and R&T is typically one of the slower magazines.

I fail to see how anything with a 6 speed manuél, LS3, HSV Brembos and Magneride suspension, and RWD could be a "piece of shit." It's a really nice car behind the Chebby badge.

Not btfo.

>he thinks anyone wants bread on hood for a rebadged impala

The delusion. Where does it come from?

Oh, he's a dumb phone poster.

My A45 does it in 4 dead lmao

3.4 seconds

Do bikes count?

0-60 in 3.1 seconds

>Tfw 15.5
Why even live

I put bread on hood because it's a much more expensive car than most people here can afford. Also, rebadged Commodore, not Impala. The Impala is a FWD turd that barely deserves the Impala name.

I'm at work balancing tires and have time to shitpost between spins, I desktop post at home, just to appease your autism. Not everyone can be a basement dweller mooching off their parents all day.

>Tfw tested at 3.9

Either you make poor financial decisions or you live in a flyover state if you purchased an ss and you work as a tire tech.

>Do bikes count?

Only if a DRZ or GS 500. /dbt/ knows best.

>I balance tires like a useless grease monkey
>here's me bragging about my """expensive""" car shortly before I'm replaced with a coin operated machine

Fucking lol.

PS you're gonna be slower than 4.5 if you ever actually try

Get fast enough at a busy shop and you can push 80 flag hours a week in 40.

>0-60 in a week or
>0-60 in 3.5 seconds