/utg/ - Undertale general

>that sans/Flowey
>tfw your fave will never unsuccessfully attempt to samesize vore you

>tfw you will never help your gf to destroy the universe
lucky gook kid

>playing Undertale on a CRT TV

Yeah I thought it was cool. I hope they do Asgore at some point

They did a Sans but it was kind of weird
pbs.twimg.com/media/C6Pnn9JWAAAyEXb.jpg:orig

>playing Undertale on a Speak and Spell

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Stop that

What Undertales would drive to the following places?
>The Liquor Store
>Planet Fitness
>Taco Bell
>Whole Foods
>Hot Topic
>Auto Zone
>Nowhere, just turn on their car and sit in it while it's running, with all the garage doors closed

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This pic reminds me of my stick+bandage genocide
Undyne fight was pure fun

Cute!

Sans
Undyne
Sans
Undyne
Monster Kid
Mettaton
Sans

Nice

Skelebros are the absolute best.

>Monster Kid going to hot topic
>monster kid dressing like an emo and wearing meme shirts
>Monster kid getting into shitty screamo bands and always insisting you play BVB while you drive him around

Monster Kid seems like the sort of kid who'd end up watching Invader Zim.
Him and Flowey.

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Mkid would watch Teen Titans Go! Flowey would watch Superjail, Metalocalypse, and ATHF. After everyone went to sleep of course.

>ATHF

If we have any more drawfags here, we need a Flowey version of this

Did Asgore let Undyne watch cartoons and bring her to the park and make her dessert or was it all training all the time because he needed a weapon and the thought of actually raising a child was impossible to him after what happened to the ones he lost

imgur.com/nU5zLva

time to keel over ,my eyes hurt.

Remixes?

youtube.com/watch?v=-19Z_psHe7w

Oh my god that sprite is beautiful

Gerson and Asgore were Undyne's gay adoptive parents. They were both good nurturers but also capable fighters and their tales of the war inspired her to be like them, so they gradually trained more and more so she could realize her potential.

Given her feelings towards him, I think it was evenly balanced. I don't think he flat out raised her, but when she was young, I imagine him kind of being a father figure to her.

I think she really started training in earnest around her mid-late teen years

The former. He also taught her piano

there never was a big bang
universe was created by big cummy

I don't know what I was expecting

DeadDoveDoNotEat.jpg

Hot

Someone draw Asgore F O R C I N G the fish to brush her disgusting teeth

Monsters don't brush their teeth, dummy

They totally do, you manikin.

Explain Sans pearly whites

He has such bad hygiene that his teeth fall out regularly but, being a monster, he makes new ones when they all fall out.

I justify it in my head that she's wearing gold over her teeth.

The alternative would make me nauseous when looking at her otherwise.

Then why don't Undyne's fall out?

*teleports behind u*
Get fucked.
Don't respond.

FKUCIN KIDDOOOOO..........!!!

Nuh-uh
He's a skeleton
She be a fish. Sharks regrow their teeth all the time
*Fucking snaps your head*
Get shrek'd

All the other monsters laugh at your favourite behind her back for having nasty butterteeth!

I never said the fish was my favorite!
You're just mad that I kicked your ass.

Hey there /utg/!
How's it going?

I have a quick question - do you guys remember that one fishposter that joined us like two months ago?
Haven't seen him in a while - is he still around?

Also:
Don't forget that i love (you) all.

youtube.com/watch?v=S3A-vXNc7Yo

U N H Y G I E N I C
F I S H
D O R K

They're probably still around. Who knows.

edgy mom

whoa, secret protopap post

There's a couple of us, and I joined up two months ago, but I asked you a while back if I was him and you said no

Lizard and Lazy skeleton don't shower
Pretty much all monsters don't bathe
or clean themselves.
Get dunked on

Monsters don't have bathrooms
Ergo, they must have public baths

Nah. They don't bathe

Undyne has cavities and everyone else is clean!

Papyrus bathes.
But that's because he's weird.

Oh god - i totally forgot about that.
And now i look like an asshole...
Sorry.

Nah, everyone is gross
sure

S'alright. Like I said there's quit e a few fishfags round these parts.

But I am the guy who wrote the foot-centric stuff a while back, if that means I am him

UNDYNE is the ONLY one in the entire game with YELLOW teeth.
Gross!

Oh look, forced memes.

Does that mean I can bring back melted Mettaton?

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I'm sure Undyne bathes regularly and washes her teeth but how did Asgore manage to housebreak her after she spent most of her life in the wilderness

I'm gonna pour hydrofluoric acid on the robot! Gonna watch him melt into a puddle of magic and metal slag!

awh ye
fashn

Missed the last few threads because of stupid stuff.
Have some of the stuff I made Today.

Oh yeah - i remember that fic.
It was really good user. It really got my blood flowing.

I'm just asking about one fishlover from spain (if I'm correct) because i'm starting to worry a bit. I saw him last time on steam like a month ago and i can't see him here since... god knows how long.
I know i may look clingy right now, but i just hope he's all right.

bidnis

I don't have a dollar though

c'mon

I'll fucking take a snootleboop for free and no one will stop me

The spider a cute! CUTE!!!

But if the spider is the avatar of cuteness....and anticute was half responsible for making the universe, who is the avatar of anticute??

Probably going to get a 3.35 GPA
Not bad, but worse than I wanted.

How is everyone?

>tfw gonna ace this semester

How much for uh...more than that?

Misusing the baby spider's finances so that the baby spider is is about to go bankrupt!
Having a great idea!
Taking pictures of Tsunderplane in the bathroom!
Giving them to the baby spider and telling her to sell them online!
The baby spider not going bankrupt and Tsunderplane not wanting to show her face ever again!

I failed to get into the University I wanted so I'm considering taking a Foundation year to get more work to show off when I reapply next year.
Kinda disappointed but at least I have a backup plan.

mspg never fails to think ass

I wish the frying pan portion of the Photoshop Flowey fight was its own song.

That bassline is 2 grovy

like, handholding?

No, I think he wants to grab him by the ears as he plunges his Determination filled cock into Asriel's throat and cums straight into his stomach.
But that's just a theory...
A GGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAYYYYY THEEEEEEEEEEORRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

Anti-cute is so destructive that no single being can hold its power as its avatar. Instead, the anti-cute decided it should be split into two to better find suitable hosts: Annoyingness and Muscles. Their current avatars are Jerry and Aaron respectively. Neither of them are powerful enough to defeat the spider, so we're all safe!
Hacking all online sites where the pictures were sold and deleting the pictures forever before comforting Tsunderplane!
Everyone completely forgetting about the pictures!
Helping the spider bake super delicious pastries for the sale and them selling immensely well!
Taking access to the spider's finances away from the bully and teaching her how to use the money appropriately!
The spider being very happy with her newfound success, as well as Tsunderplane getting all her friends back!

I was originally talking about hand-holding, yeah. However, I will take that If it's on the menu

Late nth for gonna lift hard for this goat! Gonna kissu this goat!

>FKUCIN KIDDOOOOO..........!!!

exactly

Holy shit Frisk is absorbing monster souls through prostitution
Shit's hardcore

>Anti-cute is so destructive that no single being can hold its power as its avatar. Instead, the anti-cute decided it should be split into two to better find suitable hosts: Annoyingness and Muscles. Their current avatars are Jerry and Aaron respectively. Neither of them are powerful enough to defeat the spider, so we're all safe!
Fascinating. But what would happen if they became one being that theoretically hold such power?

There's no bone in penises.
Blue ghost dicks are a non-canon workaround so bishis can shlick to their skeleman.

You will never sex or be sexed by this skelton as it is impossible

sounds gay, faggot

now I can relate to her

>There's no bone in penises.
Not in humanoids, but there is a reason why erections are sometimes called boners. In some animals, like walruses, they do actually have a bone inside their penis
Weird

oppai loli chara when?

Giving Undyne dentures made from the teeth of the fallen humans!

Yeah, that bone is inside a lot of mammals, it's called a Baculum. This bone is absent inside humans. The female equivalent is called a baubellum.

Never.