/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

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>Crews for GTA:O
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socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/pc_gtag (PC only)
socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_vg_-_ps4 (PS4 only)
socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/meat_for_the_grinder (Xbone ft. 100% crew black)
Other crews: pastebin.com/GtsCr3VL (embed) (embed)
>Steam Group - No heterosexuals allowed
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>PS4 Community - GTAG VG Community (No heterosexuals allowed here either)
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>Older threads
boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtag/type/op/

>Helpful information for new players
pastebin.com/wmwvpEmr

>Regularly updated vehicle stat spreadsheet
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1g2Qy84YUrYu_YCcdjMhzDGuNMzwNtjVjIJzdRmrHu6Y/edit#gid=1868604557

>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
gamersnexus.net/game-bench/1909-gta-v-graphics-optimization-guide
geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide

>Patch notes for 1.37
support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/236222747

>Latest added content
rockstargames.com/newswire/article/60071/GTA-Online-Import-Export-Now-Available
rockstargames.com/newswire/article/60147/GTA-Online-Stunt-Race-Event-New-Races-Double-Cash-Unlockable-Stunt-Suit

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youtube.com/watch?v=5G30oy5OsYE
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twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

First for curbhopping.

youtube.com/watch?v=5G30oy5OsYE

Accidentally posted it in old thread, but I'd like to join the crew

Have to ask in discord

Invite sent.

Does GTAG leaving due to the other crew having a shitload of Skiddies count?

Nth for the DLC comes out on March 14th

Request an invite
I'll help you if I see someone doing this
Aside from Haulage when there are a lot of shitters

I'm in the crew now, thanks.

Anyone wanna help a new player?

>360

No. Why the fuck would it?

>mfw dogz get caught using menus and you find one of their "best" player's YT channel and it's kill comps but they are all so bad nothing amazing and none of them are back to back, he actually had to edit together shitty clips

Confirmed ESP and damage mods numerous times, triggers me like fuck, desu.

...

xth for update never ever and this game will remain collecting dust on my hard drive.

>when you 30-2 a DOGZ fag

Although I can't really be mad at them, they do the same Beehive thing we do

They're more like a swarm of wasps, flying around and being dicks to people for no good reason.
GTAG is a proper beehive, buzzing about harmlessly and pollinating flowers until a threat to the hive calls them together.

GTAG also has a few wasps
me, for example

>doing the vehicle warehouse's car sales
>pick mid range car and choose the most expensive export option
>some shitter attacks me and causes 2k damage
>"doesn't matter, it's not like the princes changes to much"
>pick top range car and choose the most expensive export option next
>accidentally bump him against some sign
>the price barely goes down from 100k
>get mad as shit
Am I the only one who has this problem? Watching the price drop from the six digits really triggers my autism.

Not as bad as the game telling you you're getting 100k for a multi million dollar sale.

bullets hitting the car are insanely expensive I've watched the repair cost jump by ~$200 per bullet

>get chased by heli & car while being shot
10k damage
>slam into the back of car, crash into walls
2.5k damage
fucking infuriating

That's obviously your assistant fucking you over by taking advantage that he/she knows about finances while you are an uneducated brute to get rich.

I'm angrier at the fucking signs.
The repair cost isn't that high but who the fuck charged you 300 bucks for slightly bumping against a fragile as fuck sign?

*charges

The same thing happens in freeroam, I hate driving all the way to LSC only to find I need to pay $200 for damage I cant even see because I scraped the underside of a my bumper going over a curb.

is there a sesh on pc right now?

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>lowered the suspension on re7b to see what happens
>the bottom of the car clips entirely through the ground
Loving every laugh

banshee is still best

>that one guy who keeps posting his banshee over and over and over again
>at least its not "rate my autistic-looking character guyz plzz" post
oh well,have a cookiethat looks like a potato

>stunt races don't pay very good.
>infact get old pretty fast.
>played rock star verified stunt races.

eh bretty good.

>company,that made good racing game suddenly forgot how podium works in races,making 2d and 3d place a loss

Rockstar North and Rockstar San Diego aren't the same.

Since they're part of Rockstar Games anyway, can't they just share assets?

>neon
Just end your life.

>banshee is still best shoe

>banshee
>shoe
i guess you're either blind or autistic

those are some big words for someone who can't make a good looking banshee.

Not my fault that it looks like a big red slipper

>can't make a good looking banshee
what, just because (you) said so? fuck off

why do you insist on posting your shitty car every thread?

again, if you think it looks like a big red slipper, you're either blind or autistic
or both
or, even worse, cecylb :^]
because i wanna show people that banshee is best

Chrome on that shitty chinese plastic?
When did Hot Wheels hire you?

but the banshee's just a somewhat good car at best, it's nothing special

>you think it looks like a big red slipper
i think you need to stop driving shoes

I think you need to stop playing with toy cars

(you)
but i'm not driving shoes, i'm driving only good cars

>golden painted kuruma
you can't judge me sLat

gold>aluminium foil

So how's the goth phase going?

>i'm driving only good cars
can't remember the last time when i saw you on your proto, so stop lying

>using filters to hide uglyness
basic bitch cecylb

>can't remember the last time when i saw you on your proto, so stop lying
i'm not lying, that's just because i only drive GOOD cars :^]

IT'S NOT A PHASE MOM

Give me your SC name so I can shred it in free roam.

>using water to hide uglyness
basic me :^]

the only thing you're going to shread is your own asshole, fag

Ladies Ladies you're both ugly. Balls back in the purse please.

>i have to destroy others' vehicles because i'm a twat
when will this mindset of ruining everything around you leave?

>you're both ugly
prove it

i'm just hiding uglyness my dude :^]

luckily for me, gold doesn't rust
it will always stay a golden kuruma unlike your foil-wrapped toy)))

this video has grown on me kek

Phoenix is better than either of your faggot cars and if I saw any of them in freeroam I'd drop a sticky on it and wait for you to get in

wtf -.- ......

>its a sunglasses wearing autist with babby's first beard just like 98% of the rest of GTAO obsesses over a car he'll never personally own (which is customized in an extremely tasteless manner) and reacts with hostility to criticism

Kill em all 1989
I am a trash man
Pic related my whip
Meet me on Chiliad in 30m so I can run you through with a Desert Raid and chainsmoke until I pass into the forever dream fucking kyrpä

Gold doesn't rust. But your cheap golden paint does

Cuntbulb and Larsen are the samefag. Just so that everyone is sure.

>not the trophy truck
Kill you'reseif my man

phoenix is nice, but it surely doesn't compete with the BEST car around
>which he customized in an extremely tasteless manner
prove it
>and reacts with hostility to criticism
but i don't see any criticism anywhere, just shit like "I SAID SO!!!!!!!!!!"

post comfy sleepers

>trophy truck
Desert Raid IS a trophy truck :3)

okay then, explain this

show me the respect or i will take it from you

youtube.com/watch?v=Kxj17nb-M6c

>it's another tasteless autist baits for replies using a car looking worse than most Import/Export generated cars episode

>tasteless
>a car looking worse than most Import/Export generated cars episode
instead of saying empty words, how about you prove your point?

ok
>its not a muscle or sports classic

ez now pipe down kid the big dogs are playing

>2 premium races
>2 hackers zoom to first place episodes

Post comfy sleepers u go on adventures with

yes, it's not a muscle or sports classic, it's the best car
i don't think you get my point

>huge offroad wheels on american t-top
>sleeper
what is performance

it's performance is phenomenal!

Comfy drift tampa

>It's a banshee and x80 turn the thread into scrollover country episode

jesus christ, this ^^^^

wish we could go camping together and stuff

yes,my friend!That sounds great
grab your spawn beacon and meet me at the roof

kek

Can you seriously only use bought special vehicles in VIP missions?

the game gives you versions which are more durable than the one you bought

Seriously, I wish you could bet on 2nd and 3rd.

Do you still get the launcher error where you have to download a 4GB patch over and over again?

NEXT TO THE PLAYSTATION CONTROLLA
IS A FULL CLIP AND MY PISTOLLA

>never want to buy extended mags for my guns because
>clip

>tfw kinda burnt out from the game

whenever i play in sessions with ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------cat------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
then i make sure that i follow him, and masturbate whenever i'm near him
i've even been inside of his garage once and i blew my load

>mfw they censored "playstation" out of swimming pools
intellectual property laws are both a blessing and a curse

Just like it says in the book.

you can call out your special vehicles or retrieve them from the basement of your vehicle warehouse and even customize some as if they were regular vehicles but the vip mission variants are buffed and usually near-indestructible

Anyone have a solution for "the rockstar update service is unavailable (code 217)"? It keeps getting disconnected and then after download a few MBs gives me this. Been like this since I tried last time around 2015

what fukken book