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OT: muh secret club of autism:
eyosongive.us

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Lulu is for _____

:3!
cute

Did you like Taric's rework and visual upgrade?

xth for Syndra

NO LEWD ALLOWED.

>kkOma favorite champion is shyvana

>tfw hardstuck d4/d5

what do I need to do actually git gud and get to the wonderland of d2 and up

what is this goat saying

>yfw when cockblocked my riot

>Ping Volume: 0
>/mute all

this game just got a lot more enjoyable

So that makes nid a yordle?

*by riot

There are people RIGHT NOW who believe that Yi isn't viable in high elo.

got some bad news for you buddy d4 isn't high elo

t. silver player

did it take you 30 min to post that screenshot

no im fucking d4 and lmao this isnt fucking high elo

high elo starts at like d2, which, coincidentally, is the minimum you need to be to be eligible for lcs and challenger league

a silver player is probably the only type that thinks d4 is high elo lmao

>top 0.5% of the player base isn't high elo
Yea ok buddy

Best girl.
Best hips.
Best wife.

I wanna be a cute foxgirl like Ahri! I want people to pet me and stroke my fluffy tails!

I want to go swimming in Lulu.

cuddles!

I'm currently swimming WITH her!

sa el la sah ti ~

any other bronzies lurking? why are we so shit bros?

rageblade into full tank
max W first
go ham

I do that Lulu build too.

>hit Q once
>Jinx outsustains the Lucian with Soraka

OLAF IS BALANCED
ABUSERS WW@

Don't you mean hell?

Because I'm shit at pretty much everything

I've been playing casual for years, and I feel like I carry my side of the team in a lot of my normal unranked games, decided to finally suck it up and play 10 placements, went 4/6, congrats I'm Bronze 1.

fuckin yippee.

I keep trying to make Kayle top work, but the last two Garen top games I had vs Riven and Poppy I absolutely shat on the other laner so it makes me wonder if I should just surrender to Garen.

name a better apc than this guy
>protip you canĀ“t

In.

...

place bets

I wanna write suggestive material about Jinx
Guro where you at? I might want to write for you.

god

i think my fap urge is gone

thank god

Anyways i always listen to that youtube.com/watch?v=TUrzIUC8g_M

what do you guys listen to

AHRI IS A MIRACLE FROM THIS UNIVERSE!

Shooting fat loads into to make that one lulu autist rage at me!

> 8 game win streak

>tfw you got Gatekeeper Galio from crafting a few months ago

Garen has ways around Kayles empowered attacks. Poppy and especially Riven do not. Kayle is great for cheesing people who think they can win by bringing a gun to a knife fight (Quinn) though.

Low Elo players don't know how to deal with Kayle but low Elo players also don't know how to play Kayle.

i want to watch as you empty your ballsack into her then clean up any spills

Syndra is hot.

I would fetch her magic tomes from her castle library and then massage her feet while she reads.

liss always wins unless afk

Ice Chicken

Back the fuck off degenerate.

>tank update May
>Eve update July
>Urgot update September
>diver update November
>Mordekaiser update February
>Support update?

Is this a good timeline?

stop posting this ugly ass gook

Why do people think Eve is first? It's Urgot first, then Eve

what?

I'm a helpful assistant, and I'm certified in sports medicine.

You assuming my interests were sexual means you have these things on your mind already.

>shit stun that can be walked out of
>no siegebreaker ult
>passiv utterly useless in lategame
try again

No, I was playing Garen vs riven and poppy, those were easy.

Kayle struggles vs stuff like Jax, Riven and Nasus. She does struggle vs Riven because she can stun and 100-0 her easily post level 6.

If you'd stop giving them attention and replies and they probably would. Replying just validates these people. How /lolg/ hasn't realized this by now is beyond me but maybe it's all layers upon layers of irony that I don't understand because I'm not in the discord.

WHY did they remove the yellow caution ping?

somebody at riot got offended probably

>Syndra is hot
>I want to massage her feet
yeah, you are a degenerate.

>post yfw Urgot is reworked into a generic crit adc

I like Aurelion Sol
How do I get better at him. Is it all positioning or is there something more?

Every rework so far has produced a bruiser.
He's gonna become a ranged bruiser somehow.

I really wish you'd fuck off and let people enjoy syndra in peace. If people wanna fantasize about licking her feet all day then whatever, if you wanna fantasize about being chad mcthundercock the only man who tamed syndra that is also fine

But stop being a fucking retarded cuck who gets triggered anytime someone talks about his fetishbait "waifu" in a manner you dont approve of.

>top laner dies level 3
>spam pings enemy top laner
>enemy is under tower
>tp back to lane
>die to top and jungler

pls no...

Those two things ARE true though.

I would be an excellent personal assistant and organize her library and keep her floating castle clean, and I would see to her health and happiness as well.

I'm an excellent chef as well.

Face it user, she would love having me around.

He's pretty mechanically intensive. You have to learn how his abilities work together.

This is true for every character but especially Aurelion. He takes a lot of work to get good at, I'd honestly try Intermediate bot games until you're confident.

anyone playing Vi lately? Is she weak rn am I just washed up

You're building full lethality + Tforce right?

>fetishbait
that's where you are wrong. No one here is a Syndrafag because all they write is degenerate stuff, only I am a Syndrafag you fucking moron. The day I'll see someone who isn't a degenerate I won't reply, you can be sure of it. Go fap somewhere else.
I can do that too, no need to have you around.

>not liking feet

What are you? A "I only want frontal seks xDeee, other shit is stupid" guy?

faggot

Half dragons are built for intense, prolonged breeding sessions

It was probably disturbing their sleep

bet you wouldn't last 3 minutes fag

So wait is she half dragon half plant in that skin or is she half dragon half human?
Are the scales on her mammaries part of her body? Are those dragons part of her or are they just moochers?

which champions are better with BOTRK now, and which are worse?

yes

Go fuck yourself cocksucker. He's right, Syndra is nothing but fetishbait. You're mad that you're the only cuck around here who cares about "m-muh precious waifu" guess what fucker she's not real, and you getting triggered everytime someone talks about how they wanna fuck her brains out only makes it more enticing every single fucking time.

Since she's half plant she can probably revitalize me as much as she needs

3 minutes is far too generous desu, try 5 seconds

youtube.com/watch?v=Cwjiommsx4U

Things Urgot will lose in his VGU:
>his switch places ult
>his weird Mana scaling shield
>lock on missiles mechanic
>his AOE fear
>probably will not have any utility/non-damaging abilities including passive

>wahhhh they are gonna fix my shit champ

>literally every waifufag does this
>for some reason I am a massive faggot
also
>replying to me every time I post
>getting triggered when I reply
You are a massive cocksucker too my friend.

i am literally the best draven in the entire silver league

just got promoted to silver 5
watch out gold cucks im coming for ur lp

Current Urgot is totally fine to play, he only needs a visual update.

>be silver 1
>play a normal
>adc flaming everyone
>check the rank
>D5
you cant make this shit up

I don't think hes losing the lock on missles

I'm pretty fucking good at these things though. Won ametuer cook offs at my college, made women moan just from giving them nonsexual massages, already worked in a library for a few years so she would appreciate my work experience as all hiring staff do these days.

She would be impressed by my prowess and mastery over my craft, something she canonically endeavors for herself. Her area happens to be magic, not these mundane things though.

Sorry to say this user, but she would choose me.

>i am literally the best draven in the entire silver league
>just got into silver

uhh...

i want my dick in that slut

Before power creep, E-Sports, cash, and all that bullshit was all they cared about, wayyy back in the 2009 season 1 days of LoL, what were the meta champions and most powerful items?

Why the fuck am I matched with this plat shitter Vi?

im bronze V 0 LP

god straight men are disgusting

Yknow, I like the confidence I like the dick swinging, go for it my man

the higher you go the more toxic people become

>riot claims they're buffing bork for attack speed builders
>less attack speed

really made me think

This is the first time I got annoyed enough with you to reply to you pal. You and the feetfuckers arent the only ones that like syndra

>Literally every waifufag does this

Only you and Lulufags do that. Lulufags are their own degenerate kind of autism, think hard about your life choices if you see yourself on their level.

Ahrifags, leblancfags, shyvananfags, luxfags, tristfags hell not even lissandrafag gets as mad as you do when someone else posts about fucking his ice slut.

>mastery over my craft
>cooking and cleaning the house
Yeah I am a master of that too, so what?
(you)

>every other waifufags
The only other waifufags who actually gets upset about lewdposting of their waifu is imthem and that's just because I can't tell when his autistic ass is joking or not.

You're just a cunt m8

i meant silver 4
here is proof
thanks my dude, if im ever against you ill surely be running down mid with 6 tears

>normals
SEPARATE MMR

no, d5 is the tipping point