Come ride my Continental user

>come ride my Continental user

What do you do?

wtf i love lincoln now

I'll drive and you two get in passenger seat together.

>No thanks. If I'm feeling suicidal, I'll ride with you.

women can't drive for shit, you know this.

>3dpd sluts

no thanks I will hang with the Prius girls

say nah bitch and drift by them doing awd donuts with my anime pillow girlfriend in the passenger seat

I'll drive my bus into their garage

no thanks ladies I'm taken

peace

*puts on oakleys and does sick burnout in 99 accord*

*lays down a patch so thick it takes them 2 weeks to clean it*

y-y-you too

"I'd be glad to, I've never ride in a Lincoln, they don't sell them here"

Kek'd

>no thanks I will hang with the other neckbeards and their pillow girlfriends
fixed it for you

>fuck it I'll deal with the stds
"I bet all three of us can fit in the back seat"

Say "I'm not into trannies"

>i'm not *yet* into trannies
ftfy

>lincshit
>ever

No thanks ladies. I got a superior car

>hopes into MR2
>blast eurobeat and floor it
>leave skid marks on the pavement and pants
>snap oversteers of a cliff yelling HEKTIK SKIDZ
>pic related

>hopes
hops

Tried it once, it stunk.

Literally. No amount of douching can eliminate that weird crayon smelling anal mucus. Or that moment where they drop into their man voice by accident.

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What puts me off is when you're giving head and you can only really see their hips. Without the face/hair/lingerie etc to trick yourself with you realise you're just blowing a dude with problems and not a girl.

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>What do you do?

Wake up in a bathtub full of ice with a missing kidney.

are the 90s back in style now?

>powerslides

>anal mucus
>giving head to a girl
>Lincoln

Never change, Veeky Forums.

You noticed just now?

This is how you promote stuff cadillac and gm...

still better than hanging around ugly sluts

In January Lincoln was using some androginous individual to model the conti in Cigar Aficionado, I'm glad to see they've got it together now. Also,

>this is better adverstising than shilling gm

Me too

Can you post a link or something

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