2017

>2017
>people still think cars are the best way to get from A to B!

Can't you brainlets see that the real transportation master race is using a bicycle.
I am lmaoing @ all of you!
Also fuck gas. and heil the enviroment.

Try to prove me wrong
>Protip: You can't.

Little known fact about gas: It's a part of the environment.

hi /n/
we didn't miss you

Let me just ride 30 miles into town on my bike

Oh right that would be fucking retarded

>retarded to improve your health
Have fun with heart attacks, moron.

This! We NEED to get all that nasty pollutin' oil out of the earf! It will spoil our ground water!

>bicycle
real men walk.

I hope some tiny dick redneck spews coal from his truck's exhaust all over you for saying that stupid ass shit to me, you faceless entity bitch ass nigga.

Fuck off, /n/igger.

Why are you all so Veeky Forumsblivious? Can't you see that you are the real reason why the earth is dying.

>not using a bicycle for journeys you can do faster a bicycle and using a car for the rest

>Cycling
>Reducing the amount of effort it takes to move from point a to point b
Lol Fat fuck
>Reducing the time it takes
Nice ADD faggot
>Using resources to make a bicycle
You realize that shit will run out one day right?

Walking master race. No shoes though, you may as well ride a bike at that point.

>not a velomobile
Why use an inferior design?

Do I even need to explain why this is bait?

I mean, I have a pushbike, but I also have 3 motorbikes and a car.

>not flying with qi power

>car is more fuel inefficient at low speed
>World's slowest cyclist filters, runs red
>ignores the cycle path running parallel to dual carriageway
>get stuck behind since no chance to overtake since a lot of speeding traffic
>slows down one lane of the busiest roads in town and then slows down one of the busiest bits of single carriageway in town

Some cyclists literally make me burn more dinosaurs instead of being considerate

I daily a 2smoke
I burn as much oil as I want
You can't even ban it, its my property, can't make it illegal.
M50 smells great tho. Fuck nature.

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(YOU)
Yes, biking is great for your health.

I can't go 115 on a bike