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>Veeky Forums Guilds:
NA [HOPE]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Oothier, Grovewillow, Peachy Panic, Raid Time, or Rijakk.
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Aktium, Amarin Luxtail, Strider Of Spring, Dex Mindwrack, or Mo Zing Miko.

-Servers only matter for WvW and instancing.
-If no one is online, send a mail.
-If you are F2P, leave your name and region on the thread.

1st for fluffy

ded game

>try to be a more realistic armoured looking warrior
>people actually take note sometimes
I only have one or two "vibrant" charaters but I try to actually look nice rather than flashy... or at least I try
and one of the "flashy" ones is a tiny dragon asura and thats because its my bank character that holds my valuables

First for lockdown mesmers keeping you stunned and dazed up while they show your girlfriend their staff.

Whoever is posting all the OCpictures is my new crush

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my favorite

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>femsuras will never have noticeable breasts

thats cringey as fuk
sounds like a buttblasted rper

>complaining there isn't enough lewd armor sets
Fuck off with this meme

Platekinis are fucking retarded, and besides the whole Socialism Simulator in BDO, they were a huge reason why I stopped playing that shitty game.

>Socialism Simulator in BDO

Explain.

the market in bdo is fixed and the prices never change compared to gw2 which adjusts to supply and demand

theres way more to talk about but I won't blog about bdo here

Do you think it was okay for Carbine to reduce the breast size of Wildstar's females?

There's a point where puritan sensibilities take the pedestal just to do so. In Wildstar's case reducing the tit size didn't save it from sinking to the bottom of the MMORPG cesspool, so what was the point of pandering to tweak a harmless detail? Big tits, small tits, chiseled men of bronze, lanky elven boys, what's wrong about all of that?

A little bit of nudity doesn't hurt, user. I agree that platekinis are lame but would it hurt to show off player customization choices made on the body?

>Fixed market

Fucking communists. I am literally shaking right now.

I hope to god no other game thinks that's a smart idea.

>Platekinis are fucking retarded
>muh realism
here's some realism:
gender locked classes
race locked classes
cultural skills mattering
food rotting over a period of days
perma death
weight, race, and gender affecting speed
magic killing everything because magic is god mode
archers having to keep a limited stock of arrows in a quiver
expensive gear breaking and needing the hand of a blacksmith
diseases
hunger bars
and check this out: WHORES WHORES ARE REAL

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is the last image supposed to be circlejerking asura playing redditors?

>ywn get to play as a tengu

that's a cute pupper user

rude, I bet you aren't even in HOPE

I am, I forgot adding a little discord logo on the reddit circlejerk.

Whisper Edarkness or Effie the Protector for an invite to the official Veeky Forums guild.

Or Shiilo if none of them are online

you aren't.

I identify as a HOPE player, bigot

thought so

erp :D

Brain Problems

I really am though

arm the men >:3

>Gemstore contract item that, once purchased, allows you to invite one person to come with you into a marriage quest through Tyria
>Instanced bosses, like the ones from the Caladbolg quest, that need two people to complete
>Instanced puzzles that need two people to complete
>Wedding rewards like a matrimonial ring that acts as a permanent teleport to a friend that only works on your partner and has a reasonable cool down, the wedding attire outfit, wedding cake decoration and food recipe, duo mount for when mounts come into the game, and mini wedding gift box
>Your partner's name above yours in the form of a secondary title
>At the end of the quest there's the wedding at the chapel of Lion's Arch where you can invite a squad into the instance if you want to
I want

Hey user, there's only 2 active guilds, HOPE and FUN in the OP, please don't mislead new players with this random list of people.

I'll also post it here for reference. Let's be kind to our newfriends despite grudges.

>Veeky Forums Guilds:
NA [HOPE]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Oothier, Grovewillow, Peachy Panic, Raid Time, or Rijakk.
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Aktium, Amarin Luxtail, Strider Of Spring, Dex Mindwrack, or Mo Zing Miko.

well if no ones going to, I guess ill post cute pinup'suras
for science of course

hope shill cuck

>editing normie comics with b8 in a dead thread

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intense vae musk

eww

s'all I got

gtfo with this pedo shit

cute!

Why are mmo generals always ERP cancer?

only mmo's that allow childlike/furry races

social games

HOPE on the pvp leaderboard!

that's the hottest rat

not hard to be on the leaderboard when there are only 10 people who pvp

there's good pvpers desu

This game is so dead

no diseases
no weird smells
can do everything your imagination needs to orgasm
slut armor, attractive avatars
mmorpg's are social games

i know
but most games are shit right now desu
game devs across the board seem to be bat shit retarded

wat is an example of 'weird smells'?

a fart
unwashed taint
bad breath
the smell of friction between a penis and a vagina
asshole anal smell
foot
bad bed smell
armpit smell

>duhhhhh hygiene???
hours pass and that seeps back in after the morning shower and a full day of stressful job

>Hurr durr fuck asura
>Hurr durr fuck charr

Fuck you both t b h

wow thats a lot of smells

>fuck charr
But this is a very nice idea, user.

>This image again.

thank god there's no smells in porn

omg i bet it would be gross

desu charr must be the stinkiest of all

user gets it

just go to the zoo for that experience, especially the elephant and camel exhibits

What does Oothier smell like in your head cannon drosera?

stinky benis, smelly feets, and jock musk

Ignore this post, pic related are the real /gw2g/ guilds

wood, old books, and slightly sweaty from adventuring

You might have to update your information, most of those guilds aren't Veeky Forums or exist for that matter. Refer to my post They're the only active/existing guilds, this community's already small anyway.

>Underwater combat

Immersive and it makes sense. Good stuff.

>He doesn't have a legendary underwater weapon or an ascended breather.

Casual

i wanna sniff sniff sniff

What's the funnest race?
Necromancers?

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shut up rhisifart manatee

how does your favorite femsura smell like?

padded up fluffy cub patting her cute knees

like the bedroom of a cute teen girl

>when getting kicked from HOPE fuels butthurt for 2 straight years

Owl/jugg please.

The police are on their way user.

comfyanon you forgot your name

>jugg develops obsession in vuncia and spends years trying to sliderfu his way to a perfect Squatfu
>raziel develops obsession for vae bound to spend years trying to sliderfu his way to a perfect Vae The Specter

teen = 18. Or even younger depending on the country you live in I guess...
Would you prefer it if I liked older women, user?

woops

Whisper Edarkness or Effie the Protector for an invite to the official Veeky Forums guild.

Or Shiilo if none of them are online

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I don't play favorites but this one's smell shocked me.

Give me the rat.

I'll give you the rat.

Here you go.

Yeah.
The HOPE PvP tournament was cool but it never happened again.

>raz announced one last weekend

I don't play anymore so I couldn't see, but when is it?

Thanks user.

It's a 2v2 tourney.
There's gonna be 1 duo (who will obviously win it all) and then everyone else will be randomly paired because no one else has duo partners.

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please stop shitposting about my guild

please dont stop shitposting about his guild

why do you keep posting these. I enjoy them but you're churning them out at a pretty rapid rate

I do it in hopes of making a certain someone happy. It's not like they require any effort. I just do them while it's slow at work and post throughout the day.

i like them, i havent been this interested in /gw2g/ in a while.