/elyg/ - Elysium General

is my... how do I say it... my IumIumIumi on?

my IumIumster?
my ruru? ruIumi?

all i know is ka~ru~lu mi~

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this is your best lulu post yet.

>the faggot that got btfo by a bald wigger
l a m o

So why exactly did people not like Garrosh? He sounds pretty based

youtube.com/watch?v=tC-ol6xY5zQ

LUMIKAROOOOOO

LAMAAAAAAAA

KARAAAAAAAAAA
KYAAAAAAAAAAA

LUMILUMILUMI~~~~~~~

Who is Lumikaru and why does he samefag

be Garrosh
>hey dude I don't wanna be warchief anymore have fun cleaning up my mess lol!
>wait thrall i have military experience not political!
>lol!
>*twilight niggers manipulate tension between elves and horde*
>hey man that's not cool I won't follow a dude that kills someone during a treaty!
>I won't be blamed for shit I dindu I accept mak gora
>nigger cow influenced battle now everyone hates me even though all I did was defend my honor
>hey remember when thrall asked me to help you, yeh well fuck you Garrosh I'm confessing to an assassination plot!
>hey Garrosh look at me remember the scourge you fought all last year and shit, well I'm doing exactly what arthas did teehee
>fuck you bitch stop that
>I can't trust any of
My leaders they're either trying to kill me or violate laws of nature
>waaaaaah Garrosh is picking on everyone in the horde he's a racist
>you must answer for your crimes Garrosh
>brings the equivalent of a bazooka to a fist fight
>you deserve this Garrosh it's all your fault!!!

Rogue's safe fall passive is pretty baller. Can you even fall from a height that would normally kill you otherwise?

Obviously, but don't overdo it

>Reminder that Garrosh actually did nothing wrong

Garrosh is the reason why the Horde are in such a bad state today

is the MoH class leader on?

Yeah im sure it had nothing to do with

IuIuIuIumi is CUTE!

Yes?

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

>lain returns to the thread to become the best shit poster we've ever seen.

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this general is asinine

The hordes in a bad state because of shitty writing

3 of our leaders have been killed
for shitty plots

all the alliance lost recently was some faggot who got kidnaped by the fucking defias.

lumikawho?

that's my lumikaru~!

I shout lumikawooooooo~~

she's my lumikaboo >.<

i love her i lumikado

because there are so lumikafew lumikarus~! ^_^

>all the alliance lost recently was some faggot who got kidnaped by the fucking defias.

lel i completely forgot about that

blizzard shits all over the horde

this is actually really relaxing to listen to thank you.

you have no idea how bad it was when we were waiting for the server to open

Feel free to sing along!
Lyrics:
Iumi Iumi Kawru Kawru Iumi Kawru!

Iumi lums Iumi Iums, Iumikawru!

Iumi IumIum Iumikaboo Iumikawru!

Iumi Wumi Iumi Wumi Iumi Kawru!

Kawru Iumi Kawru Iumi, Iumi Kawru!

Iu~
Mi~
Ka~
Ru~

OH FUCK BOYS.... CAN YA... CAN YA HEAR THAT?...

>multiple people are shitposting this

jesus christ

loving those redpill memes

Why is the L not capitalized?

you should see MoH gchat kek

*breathes in*
IUMI IUMI KAWRU LAWRU IUMI KAWRU!
IUMI IUMI KAWRU LAWRU IUMI KAWRU!
KAWRU IUMI KAWRU IUMI IUMIKAWRU!
LU MI KA RU~

lets just pretend the whole "combine myself with the power of a dead old god and genocide some pandas who dindu nuffin" didnt happen

so who do you think is behind all these druid posts?
I think it's lain

puddi or someone that offered to do it for puddi so puddiposting stopped

lain/samfu/lumikaru/finalflash
one of those 4

Definitely Lain

its pouncy he told us on discord to do them

>you will never farm brd with lumikaru
>taking breaks between runs by have an intense make out session
>nothing too distracting, after all we need to keep our gold per hour up

I want him to violate my mouth with his tongue, I'd freely let the tip of his tongue reach every centimeter of my mouth pussy.

pretty much all of MoH

he's getting shitposted to death in gchat, discord, tradechat and world

>him
>his

not me im busy memeing in BRD

does going over 300 resist do anything?

STOP

I hope lumikins rolls a horde druid next server so I can drink her milky wilky

>post count didnt change
>wasnt me

lol

s-stop.. you're going to make me get heated just thinking about IumIum milikes

This thread needs a dedicated janitor.

its the entire guild, mainly the priests who have a laugh at all other healers

Because they wrote him to be an experienced and reckless leader who over the course of cataclysm got experience and leadership skills and proved himself to be an honorable person.

But unfortunately players are idiots, half the playerbase hated him because cataclysm was a terrible alliance expac, and because blizzard can only write corruption plotlines they played into everyones expectations by turning him into a villain.

inexperienced and reckless*

my druid on hellground is a tauren girl

AND REMEMBER

Lumi...

LUMIII~

BRRRAAAPPP

Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPP

mmmmmm-mmmm-mm.... it's time... all those taco bell buffets, paying off... i'm ready

LUUUUUUUMIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

PFFFFTT

SNIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF... oh postively foul... SNIIFFFF when did you eat chines--- BRRAPAAAAAAPAPPRRRRRRLLLLLLTTT

hold it in... i beg you my dear.... you must... please... hold it in till we get to my bowl.... i know that was a lot... of taco bell.. oh your tummy must hurt so.... almost there... oh yes, there it is, my bowl

BBBRRRRAAEEEEEEERRRRRRRRLRLLLLLTTTTPRPPPTRRR BRRRAAAAAAAAAAAP BRAPAPAPAPRRPRRTTT PFFFTTTTTLLLR PFFFT PFFFFT

mm, o hthe smell, sweet and tangy... glazed in dirito dust, from the locos tacos, mixed in with the feast oh so heavinly... oh, so many bits and pieces... mmm, i can't resist, it's time to eat!

GLORPGLORPGLORPGLORPGLORPGLORPGLORPGLORPGLORPGLORPGLORP mmm yes my dear GLORPGLORPGLOPRGLORPpostively scrumtious, oh i must have more

BBBRAAAAAAAAAAPAPPPHLLHHHLHLLTLTTTTTRT

LUMIMULIMULMULUMIII

GLORPGLORPGLORPGLORP-thank you my dear GLORPGLORPGLORPGLORP this is a heavenly treat GLORPGLORPGLORPGLORPGLOPRGLORPGLORPGLORPGLORP mmmm oh yes GLORPGLORP smorgasboard

SSSSSLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

All done!

LU~
MI~
KA~
RU~

The effect can stack with the duskbat cape you get with the rogue sunken temple quest as well. Its useful to use to drop down towards molten core in BRM (straight down to the lava ledge instead of the small ledge people usually go to first on the way down)

damn... bros... look at her

thats...
*farts and bends down to smell it*

that's...
*sniff*

that's our queen...

And I thought heroin addicts were the rock bottom of this general.

I'M WARNING YOU, CEASE THIS IMMEDIATELY

>tfw hella gay for karu
>/lumig/

I guess this is the closest I'll get to him, but that's okay for now

I hate this thread

>tfw when I got to defile Lumi in blackrock a few times

me too

Lol

I hate you people

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How would I go on selling my account? I need an exit from this addiction.

me three

is my IunnIunn online?

Guys give me a quick run down on Pendragon

literally who

Autistic guy living in Taiwan who cannot help but play meme specs like Dagger Fury and Ret Paladin

Why don't these people get banned for posting this shit? It was sorta funny this first time... but seriously wtf.

>warrior tank
>priest gives me shield while at 80% health
I don't get it.

Decadence is strong.

tell them not to do that.

if they keep doing that, unironically kick them and find a new healer.

I had a priest who would spam PWS on me an entire Strat UD run despite me asking him not to each time

I'm 100% sure he was doing it to make me mad, at the same time he was a Night Elf Male Priest so he could have been just bad

>It's a "somebody bails mid-run in WC and you might as well just restart the dungeon because literally nobody ever wants to join a half-done WC" dungeon

>only need the first boss of a dungeon
>my item didn't drop
>wuh oh i'm getting so much laggg guyssssszzzzz bzzt brrrp ****** [unplugs router] [logs into alt for 30 mins]

>tfw i'd love to do this but just finishing the jeb/rend run is faster than finding another group
whoever decided it's a good idea to put the only decent melee shoulders on a fucking 10man boss is a retarded shit and I'll find this fucker and stab him in the dick with a crayon.

>need painweaver
>on average 6 people in the raid need it too
>sometimes 8 people need it
Vanilla was a mistake.

No, you need to stab whoever thought it was a good idea to make dungeons that only have melee gear and dungeons that only have caster gear.

>Fury Warrior
>meme spec

Okay.

>Dagger Fury

this tbqh

>hey you're a 60 mage would you like to come to BRD so you can get me my HoJ/Ironfoe/healing mace/dreadforge retaliator
>there's a really good chest with spirit on it for you from emperor :^)

l-lumi?

Are you stupid or and never played Warrior before. You think anyone is going to give perds to a Warrior unless there's no Rogues that want it.

So with superior Crestfall releasing just in time for what will be the comfiest winter later this year, why is anyone wasting time on this doomed Chinese/Russian meme server?

Also, can someone redpill be on Paladins? I'm thinking about playing one and don't want to regret not playing a priest/druid/shaman etc. instead. What are your thoughts on these classes, comparatively?

Can Paladin hold a candle to how much /fun/ Shamans/SPriests are?

if you have fun while playing a faceroll class like shadow priest, you'll have fun playing anything

How can you compare the amount of cool spells vs paladins though? I don't see your reasoning.

>mind vision
>mind control
>swp/vampiric, +plague if you are undead
>mind flay

My background is hybrid healing though, I enjoyed playing priest/shaman as heals in pve and pvp

How is Paladin hybrid play in pvp? Everyone says you basically only have to push a single button because not much variety in heals

you say 'i have a crush on you' to that person

>want to play a druid
>remember their lack of an OOC rez

So is it really awful at endgame when you do dungeons, or is there some way to deal with it like stacking a few res-capable classes for DPS?

heal / tank properly so people dont die?