League of Legends General /lolg/

Bully Syndra for having a small bf

old:eyosongive.us

I want to get Lux teen-pregnant!

vg vs vg bets, slightly late edition

>all these retards picking Nunu
>not realizing that Olaf is ten miles ahead than Nunu with this

Disgusting as fuck snowflakes. I'll be taking my free ticket elo while you can keep memeing.

>mfw lolg bronzies will miss the freelo because
>le nunu is le bad i don't le read le patch notes XD

Considering Lux's new voice do you think Riot will update other champion's voice overs?
I'm really hoping Fortune gets a voice update, her in game self does not do her lore self justice. Miss Fortune in game is just t&a when when in lore she's actually a very well written character. My obvious bias included I would also like Jinx voice updates since her lore has so much gaps in it. Her links with Ekko or Warwick would be wonderful to learn about. In short I just want lore.

xth for Nunu will never be relevant again now Ivern exists

xth for s2 is never coming back lol

Best girl.
Best smile.
Best wife.

why's ben play healbots so much

Half breeds are for ______

tarzaned is abusing nunu right now while you guys are 3 patches behind

when he could be playing Ivern instead

>get into game
>dude calls jg in lobby
>other dude starts bitching he wants jg
>other dude does the same, but he wantsto go teemo jg
>guy who called jg ends in top lane
>dude who wanted teemo jg ends as my adc, teemo adc
>guy who bitched gets jg, goes voidslut
>lane starts, teemo is useless as fuck as expected
>gets a double thanks to a gank, then proceeds to shit the bed to THEIR teemo jg (is this a new meme or something?)
>annie is getting buttfucked by LB
>none of all this matters because the dude who called JG at first went Graves
>proceeds to shit on their yi, and as laning phase ends I stick to him as his personal cocksleeve healslut while he rapes EVERYONE on the map
>we win
>enemy team rages in post game lobby
>yi nearly has an aneurism

Why is graves allowed to exist in his current state again?

Tarzaned was also given permission to fug Doms daughter no one can match this mad man.

If you play with a champion you like and do well each game, but lose the games anyway, should you feel bad that you can't carry, or happy that you are competent in your ability with that champion?

BREEDING

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ivern doesn't have free 1k hp on his Q

How much breeding are we talking about here?

But Olaf does.
>hit Q
>heal for 1k+

i want to look EXACTLY like janna and have a jungle main bf that looks like ezreal

you're retarted mate

Context?

I tried it just recently in ARAM and my feel for it is meh. The burst of speed is nice but it would work better if you were planning to build crit Jhin imo.

Teamfight breaks out. Nasus is farming minions the whole time.

Sonas titanic tits

Discuss

>donation to Dom asking something about if he would let tarzaned smash his daughter
>Dom said yeah

can a female(female) breed a female(male) and get her pregnant if she mating pressed her enough times? asking for a friend....

I kinda want to try seju
she may not be garbage this patch

are they filled with men hopes and dreams?

>tfw you spend the entire game as Morde getting kited but then you pop the fuck off and kill Graves and then you kill Lux in literally 2 hits

Side note how the fuck is Graves so FUCKING tanky when his only defensive item was FroMal?

>a friend

I googled what tarzaned looks like, at least they keep the spic bloodline pure

>bitching about graves
>when he just won you a game

What the fuck is wrong with you

yes! just keep trying if it doesnt work

I really missed Arcane Blade.

>get into game
>dude calls jg in lobby
>other dude starts bitching he wants jg
>other dude does the same, but he wantsto go teemo jg
>guy who called jg ends in top lane
>dude who wanted teemo jg ends as my adc, teemo adc
>guy who bitched gets jg, goes voidslut
>lane starts, teemo is useless as fuck as expected
>gets a double thanks to a gank, then proceeds to shit the bed to THEIR teemo jg (is this a new meme or something?)
>annie is getting buttfucked by LB
>none of all this matters because the dude who called JG at first went Graves
>proceeds to shit on their yi, and as laning phase ends I stick to him as his personal cocksleeve healslut while he rapes EVERYONE on the map
>we win
>enemy team rages in post game lobby
>yi nearly has an aneurism
>i played nami while my teammates were actually useful :P

>5 man Amumu ult

Why this niggah never get played no more?

It's his champion identity

>getting 5 more damage per auto attack per 100 AP
Spell and Blade weaving need to be condensed into one mastery and remade

>ADC doesn't hover his pick
>gets mad at me when I ban Jhin

Breasts: Full of hopes and dreams

Ass: Full of mens lust and desire to breed

Fair game, hover your shit or get it banned
t.adc main

can we have a thread with no lewd for once?
I fapped like 6 times yesterday

Best girl!
Best hair!
Best wife!

Seriously, keeping hair of that lenth in good shape is basically a full time job

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As if that was in question?

Anyone notice a decline in performance if you queue up right after you fap?

I've been waiting till after my jack nap to queue up again. But that's a lot of wasted time that could be spent climbing.

What champion do you play if you want to RP or channel your inner psychopath? 100% psycho.

What is this new warwick.

There's no fucking escape from this faggot.

He just runs me down and gives me the fucking knot.

darius

>whichever team gets the autofilled support loses because the enemy team can prey on the weakest link for free gold

Jinx, duh

I love Siren btw. It's underrated because of poor presentation but honestly one of the best survival horror games I can think of.

kled

Post hot and cute Dianas

Top ADCs to climb with this patch? I climbed with Jhin and MF to D5.. wondering if I should stick to those or try others

Even when I'm playing Jinx I quote him sometimes, in another universe I was probably a Draven main.

twitch,jhin,ez,lucian,kalista

Build BC/BoTRK/Executioner's into him. Don't play ADC. He definitely knots deep in all of the ADCs.

The Lunari is for breeding.

Lucian is broken this patch.

Jhin is still really good even with the DFT nerf, Ezreal is great with the Botrk change benefiting him more than most other AD's, Lucian is better now too.

Only if you're at 6 - 20ms ping and have master-tier mechanics.

Jinx isn't psycho, at least that's not what her portrayal is close to.

If you want "le xd edgy pSYcho" go and play shaco or aatrox.

>that feel when mundo penta

hehe xd

elise > sona, reminder that you need to post a sona cosplayer with bigger tits than pic related if you want to prove me wrong

i swear BM diana makes her tits big

You do love Sejuani.....right user?

no but he does have a kit that isn't dogshit useless

It's a man

I don't save Sona cosplays because they never come close to sonas perfection, but literally any because those are foam tits on a man

implying thats a con

He loves playing Lulu/Janna for me.

Maybe after the rework.

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Friendly reminder that ranked is rigged to keep you on the treadmill for as many patches as possible so you keep spending way too much on shitty skins for whatever champs they overbuff next.

He's honestly pretty enough for me even with big fake foam tits and a dick.

>ywn be a cute asian trap

literally why live

Lulu is the sweetest! THE SWEETEST!

>this hour long challenger cuck game
FINISH IT ALREADY

Diana has big tits. Look at her default

Tempo Storm with that EPIC throw.

Does having boobs bigger than her head hurt her back?

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late xth for best waifu

>just want to win a normal
>every keeps factory feeding for no reason
Also, fuck anyone trying to support Jinx with MF

I want to go swimming in Lulu.

wtf they dont look that big in game, does sweetheart sona buff her buffs or smth

>load into champ select
>someone on your team has a variation of unforgiven or yasuo in his name

Took me fucking forever.
I used to main Rumble jungle but I could never get that last S
Switched to top and I got it in my second game.
I havent played him jungle since s6, and I have literally never played him top.
Where do you guys like to play rumble? Ive even been seeing some rumble support recently.

YOU LOVE HER THROUGH THE HARD TIMES AND THE GOOD TIMES.
But for real though i am kinda looking forward to this rework, just not the bans and bandwagoners though

POST GURO SMUT PLS

I want to be murdered by Diana!

vg vs vg results

based as fuck user

I play him top now because he shits on everyone again

Don't bully I got an S-

All of sonas models are big

where did you think the meme came from

No she doesnt

Here's a superior version

I love Lissandra!
AMA!
Also, reminder that if you don't play your waifu or husbando, you are a cuck
Unless you're an Ahrifag
nope lmao

Too bad, i'm swimming WITH her!

So in this fight I proc'd warlords 4 times and basically had increased ms the whole time.
Pretty nice considering I always thought Jinx was just too slow a lot of the time. This helps with kiting and picking up kills and stuff so I like it.

Also
>that feel when you get a fight like this when behind