/utg/ - Undertale General

Yeah, I'm pretty sure we'd get along.

she kinda cute
weird

heck YEAH

Why is it "spamming"? Just because you disagree with it? Lol, get a life, kid.

Nth for resting for this goat! Nth for building muscle for this goat!

It's creepy as hell to be honest, even if I don't know who it is.

Nope.
Nobody would, soul harvested within hours

Just report them. I think it's the same /g/arbage that came here about three weeks ago

wow has it been 3 days already. soriel spamming isn't going to help

probably

Soriel's a crazy stalker too? Super.

maybe.

She's actually a very rude and disrespectful person once you get to know her.

Announcing your reports is against the rules, my dude.

Favourite is Fish.
Fish would probably hate me.

Second favourite is Pappy.
Pappy might hang out with me

Is anyone better suited to fall into the underground than Wario?

Not him, buuuuut......spamming and Trolling is against the rules, my dude.

Don't respond

Why is it "spamming"?
Why is it "trolling"?
Just because you disagree with it?
Lol, get a life, kid.

Ahh... The Samefag Method. Very nice. Very classy.

pretty sad and pathetic teeby aitch

I know you are.

The spider a cute!

CUTE!

I got to it first this time. ha

But what am I? :^)

wario is gay

Wario is a legend

who's wario

TORI AND GOREY=
CUTIE BOOTIES

[NOSE NUZZLE CHAMPS]
SANS NOT WELCOME

wario!

Post the second part that involves the phonecall

this
I never saw it but now I want to

gonna cherish bones

Instead of Frisk, a Mary Sue falls into the underground. How do they handle all the problems they encounter?

Literally perfectly while romancing everyone, not taking a single hit, getting Toriel and Asgore back together, and saving Asriel.

No!
This feels weird but justice is blind.

Probably the same thing as the pacifist ending except they somehow manage to save Asriel AND Chara

Magic Mary Sue Seduction, turning everyone into her Boy/Girlfriend
Saves and fucks Asriel, CHara, Gaster and the Amalgamates,
becomes Sanss soulmate
opens the barrier through singing and tits

But how do I know who to ask these very important spider related questions?! My world is spinning!

>tfw no Undyne x Male Reader

gonna cherish blasters

>Frisk breaks the barrier via j-pop

Goodnight anons. Have a wonderful night.

You obviously haven't found the Undyne thread yet.

>He hasn't seen the Undyne pastebin
Here you are, brother
pastebin.com/Xf3GR6TA

NIGGA YOU AIN'T DEALING WIT' HIM NO MO

BETTER TAKE THAT SHIT BACK, OR I'M BREAKING MY FOOT SO FAR UP YO ASS, YOU"LL TASTE THE MUTHAFUCKIN JUICY FRUIT I STEPPED ON

YO STUPID ASS QUESTIONS GO TO ME NOW< YOU HEAR ME, NIGGA?

Yes

They persuade the Annoying Dog to hand over the Mysterious Artifact

Good night!

good night
you didnt see that

Bless you.

I've got 4chanx silly

SHE ISN'T CUTE
I'M NOT GOING TO GO EASY ON THE NEW GUY

i can't believe todokete is real

>YO STUPID ASS QUESTIONS GO TO ME NOW
The spider wouldn't want you to be mean. That's the anticute's job.
Can you stop yelling, please?

you saw NOTHING now close your eyes and sleep tight

>Frisk and Chara singing this
youtube.com/watch?v=OKlQ9_7A-Hc

Goodnight!

NIGGA, IMMA GIVE YO ASS FIVE SECONDS TO BOUNCE.

"aight 'aight, I feel you cuz, I feel you.

So what's on yo mind nigga?

Okay, here's a question you might be able to answer

But is the Spider the freshest spider in the Underground? Can she bust some mad raps?!

I got a question. Why are you saying nigga so much? Its really cringy.

Dunno, read a bunch of Sans/Reader fics and get back to me on it

because he's Variable.

>cringy
>using reddit words

You can't be as delusional as the usual spiderposter.
You can realize the truth.
I believe in you like I believe in them.

Don't know who that is.
Sorry, don't know another word that fits better.

Yo, dude, mah girl Muffet spit the hottest fuckin bars y'all ever heard, mang. Bitch spits fuckin' fire bruh. Shady tryna get up in her grill and battle her and she gonna send his ass back to eight mile, yo. Like I ain't fuckin' wit you. Ain't nobody who can out spit Slim, but lemme tell you, she gon' burn his white ass black wit dat fire, y'all. Like, not even Busta can touch dat shit, yo.

What, you got a problem with it, nigga?

Goodnight Everyone

sweet dreams nerd

No, you can say whatever you want. Just seems like you're a white kid trying too hard to be black.

Are you jealous on how Mettaton doesn't have to eat, drink or use the bathroom? Though he still needs to recharge which kinda passes for sleeping.

Well, thanks for answering this very important spider related question!

Not really, because we're at the point where we'll only have to wait a couple more decades to become a rce of cyborg/robotic immortals.

all the skele artist gone.

so I hear you finally chased off all the writefags? good job /utg/, I know it was hard, but congratulations on a job well done!

funeral when?

Ay, I got you senpai.

bruh, look at this shit

look at it

Yo ass ain't gonna tell me it ain't kawaii as fuck, mah nigga

I know y'all tryna fuck with me and call me white

But you only half right

Fuck off, Variable.

sans

But I'm still here. I just don't shill my fic anymore now that I finally got some feedback

Not an old writefag but My stuff is too fucked up to post here.If i ever finish

It isn't "kawaii as fuck" either!

Alright, I'll drop the act for just a minute

Who the hell are you talking about? Who is "Variable"? Is he some new incarnation of Soriel or what?

Wrong

Even if you were black that dialect just makes you seem try hardish.

It came from /aco/ Undyne thread. It's someone talking about someone named "variable" using the /pol/ ((())) meme around their name and using offensive terms against jewish people

Is it okay to pee in the Snowdin forests?

Oh for fuck's sake dude
Wait, so he's not named variable, but he's always hunting after someone named variable?

>/pol/ ((())) meme
It's not from /pol/. It's also not a meme.

>offensive terms against jewish people
Redditoid detected.

Just say KIKE.

As long as you're at least 50 ft away from the path and are obscured from sight.
Also, no peeing in the river.

It didn't really seem all that fun, just looked dumb, sorry, wanted to help.

Pretty much
I've never been to reddit. I'm just calling it how I see it, if you have a problem with it, tough shit.

I never said you went to Reddit. I just called you a Redditoid. I'm just calling it how I see it, if you have a problem with it, tough shit.

>It's also not a meme.
>not a meme
Ah, how delusional they all are.