I want to become good friends with Sombra and chill with her during our days off.
Asher Allen
Sombra's perfectly built body.
Leo Morales
Guys rate an idea Ana still got her nerfs for grenade(Impact damage reduced from 60 to 30, Impact healing reduced from 100 to 50), but she get passive "Old Soldiers are hard to kill" (Receive 50% more health from healing sources constantly)
This will shut up Ana mains, they can't say she has no survivability now
Luis Ortiz
Cant go to sleep without masturbating.
Justin Long
Because Im not a filthy NA
Nathaniel Howard
Because I don't live in an irrelevant timezone
Elijah Bell
>people finally warming up to the fact that sombra is best girl after pharah
About time.
I hated her design at first too
Gabriel Murphy
Facts about Doomfist -combination of Reinhardt charge / tracer blink -lower health more damage passive -the doomfist and the person wielding it have seperate personalities (the doomfist is an omnic) -doomfist will be available on the overwatch anniversary (may 2017) -terry crews is the VA
Wyatt Bennett
This poster is correct. Because I'm an europoor.
Logan Torres
Symmetra is so fucking obnxious.
Grayson Thomas
Sombra is busy taking cowboy dick on her days off user.
Julian Jones
>I'm not a psychopath; I'm a high-functioning psychopath.
Luke Adams
Tell me why no one is posting!
Christian Gomez
Where you guys from? I live in USA, specifically Washington state. If I play from 12AM-6AM local time, I get a bunch of South Koreans that pretty much only say NAISUUU on my team.
Adam Richardson
>every desire to get good >can't get good
How do you guys do it? Since the string of open betas from Nioh and For Honor, I've been doing especially worse currently and it's disheartening. What do you usually do in a slump?
Lincoln Miller
>I'm Roadhog running around being cute >enemy Symmetra attaches her cancer beam to me and proceeds to bunny hop like a crack whore >I wait for her to jump back into my face, hook her, and destroy her B-BACK OFF!
I hate whenever I see a teammate try to RUN from her attack. You can't dude. You gotta kill her before she kills you.
Jason Foster
>i hated Sombra's personality at first >now i think she's pretty chill and would make a good friend Silly user, she does that everynight, not during the days off. She keeps her days off for me so that we can watch movies and eat nachos.
John Parker
Spain here.
Ethan White
crying makes u tired
general was mostly silver/gold dps mains and the ana changes being reverted sent them over the edge
some may have committed suicide
Justin Moore
Goodman is retarded. Yesterday I thought Blizzard is finally got the balancing right But nope.Geoff's waifu is untouchable
Cameron Clark
Poland Haven't found a good time to play yet.
Nathan Rodriguez
Get out before the Californians take over
Christian Perry
Fucking why did they revert the nerf on Ana's grenade? That shit was the main problem, not even the rifle damage
John King
When will he or Blizzard realise he should never post anything on the official forum again
Luke Hall
I don't understand Blizzard's reasoning at all. If they want to nerf Ana's damage they should just remove the completely unnecessary damaging part of Biotic Grenade.
1 - This would make her actually have to hit the flanker/dps 3 fucking times to kill them.
2 - This would severely reduce the absurd impact the grenade has when it strikes the front line and affects 2-3 allies and 2-3 enemies at the same time.
After they do that and she remains a must pick, they can then continue slowly removing the rest of the nonsense, make the grenade heal overtime instead of acting as a "I'm almost dead, no I'm not" button. Make the anti-heal only reduce heals by 50% instead of countering a fucking ult and being the deciding factor in too many team fights
Leave the damn rifle alone, the only character you're helping with this fucking change is Pharah.
Ryder Cruz
>intelligent weapon muh dick
Joshua Evans
Yeah, but Blizzard is filled with Pharahfags
Thomas Wood
HNNNNG
Elijah Kelly
>remove chat from 1v1 mystery duel
there, its less shit now
John Phillips
>pharah >not shit
If you think pharah is viable in comp you probably come from silver, it's only good that she has some survivability now.
Juan Long
best booty belongs to tracer
Ayden Walker
But how can I say "hey" at the beginning of the much then?
Jason King
F A T P I G
F A T P I G
F A T P I G
F A T P I G
Thomas Martinez
Is this correct?
Dylan Rogers
>Blizzard is filled with Pharahfags >0 buffs since launch
Nicholas Hall
Her jetpack was significantly buffed
Dylan Green
I just finished Your Lie in April and can't get over it.
Brayden Scott
>reaper doesn't shave
Lies, reaper keeps his impeccable legs in a top condition.
Cooper Perez
no need to bring Roadhog up user
Jayden Hughes
Why is it that people in high plat/low diamond don't know how to deal with Pharah, like holy shit git gud.
Gabriel Gomez
One simple tip that'll help you find your way to Gitgudville is reflecting on your ability usage. For example, I see many Anas in Diamond and below consistently waste their nade to heal someone that's clearly safe and in cover, or waste their sleep dart on a longshot.
So, for any hero, if you ever find yourself thinking "Man, I wish I had [ability] off cooldown right now!" then perhaps you wasted it earlier.
Another tip which sounds deceptively obvious is to try and always be aware of your teammates' positioning. You'll often hear your teammates complain "WHERE'S MY TEAM," which is almost always not actually the team's fault. The simple solution is, if you're about to put yourself in a position that requires your team to also be in a certain area, check where they are BEFORE you go in. Ideally, you should also be communicating this with them.
These are two relatively simple tips that will help you climb, no matter which heroes you play!
Alexander Thompson
That was just a cloak for the splash damage nerf.
Cooper Reyes
Symmetra obviously shaves, and is extremely annoyed by any hair growing outside of her head.
Henry Bennett
Splash damage is retarded If Pharah had Quake-tier splash damage, nobody would use any other DPS
Austin James
There's this illusion that having a soldier on the team automatically means you don't have to worry about Pharah anymore.
Luis Perez
>Torbjorn's hatred of omnics evaporates instantly because ??? retarded comics
That was so fucking dumb. If they do the same thing with Zarya I'll be pissed. They want all their characters to be different but if one of them takes the obviously bad/racist side in the black-and-white "moral issue" then they must necessarily be cured by the power of friendship. We can't have a flawed character, now, can we?
Even the "no score too small" killers got softened a bit in their comic.
Angel Smith
>have shit accuracy >it says you are grandmaster
Why is Zen so easy guise?
Lucas Jenkins
It's not about how viable Pharah is right now, it's simply that this is a stupid change that won't reduce Ana's cancerous damage nearly as much as it should, and practically the only Hero that gains a lot from this is Pharah, because she has much less to worry about since Ana is picked 95% of the games.
Thomas Anderson
Best Kong I see a lot of hacker koreans in QP, about to quit because of them.
Asher Turner
Thank you blizzard for rating me 1200 points above my mates even though I played 80% of my placement matches with them you fucking braindead imbeciles
David Davis
>Pharah switch they have a 76
Daniel Hughes
Netherlands. I usually play during prime time (18:00 - 22:00 local). Haven't done my placement matches yet though.
John Thompson
koreans never shave lmao
Asher Sanchez
I think you mean people would use dps other than soldier and tracer.
Michael Stewart
Agreed. Symmetra is a clean freak so she gets rid of it all. Mercy on the other hand, usually grows a bush because it's healthier in her medical opinion.
Aaron Smith
Revert Ana changes
Chase James
>exclusively hit Reinhardt shields >get grandmaster on Damage and Weapon Accuracy
I try to avoid stat viewers like that. I don't have anything against them, but sometimes it feels misleading. I guess that's why you have goldies who think they deserve to be at least at diamond with their rank.
Liam Long
>implying body hair is """unclean"""
Xavier Morgan
when does season 4 end?
Owen Bailey
>removing self damage from Junkrat's nades
thats it
Im done with this shit game and its shit decisions
Jason Sanders
>the call that destroyed Overwatch
Joseph Russell
How devoted are you to your waifu/husbando? If your waifu/husbando comes into real life and meet you for the first time, what will you do to get her/him to love you?
Bentley Young
I don't personally think body hair is unclean, dumdum. But Ms. perfection autism symmetry woman might.
Evan James
>self-destruct --> allahu akbar tactic won't work anymore fuck this game
Brandon Young
>pandering so much to bebbit
Do competitive game devs have no backbone, or is this normal?
Landon Lewis
I'm from Galicia, on the northwestern corner of Spain. I often get paired with or against french people, and we often insult each other. Fun times.
Wyatt Reed
>Carry a bunch of games in silver >have amazing stats because you're a low plat level player stomping 11 to 13 year olds. >site screams "Grandmaster!, Grandmaster!"
Its fully retarded, stats can't be used like that.
Ethan Green
livin' the european life my friend
David Garcia
>when a bunch of forum whiners are more important than the health of the game bravo Blizzard
Josiah Wright
>I often get paired with or against french people, and we often insult each other. Fun times.
sounds pretty fun desu i'm actually jealous that you euros get to experience all those different cultures
west coast usa only gets english-speakers and, if you play in the dead of night, koreans
we don't even get spanish-speaking beaners in our games
Christian Rogers
Even Reddit fucking praised Ana nerf. I think Geoff wasn't on work yesterday, and it gave the opportunity to implement the changes But today he found out, and well, you see the result
Luis Kelly
I spent valentines browsing her pictures and started learning spanish for her. I have no idea how would i get her to love me though. Probably throw memes at her and hope she enjoys black humor.
Kevin Morales
WHY IS IT OK TO REMOVE SELF DAMAGE FROM JUNKRAT'S FUCKING GRENADES?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT DID THEY EVEN LOOK AT WHAT TEAM FORTRESS 2 DID WITH FUCKING DEMOMAN?
HERES HOW TO FIX IT AND KEEP NIGGERS FROM WHINING:
>Junkrat now takes 70% less damage from his own grenades
DONE
ITS THAT EASY LADS
HIRE ME HOLY SHIT
Noah Hall
So is Junkrat now just a better Reaper?
Aaron Bailey
GUISE I KNOW HOW TO FIX REAPER
You must muffle his footsteps and make the teleportation faster and silent. This way he can actually sneak up to people.
John Price
Blizzard aren't approaching this as a competitive game, its much more like hearthstone or LoL. The appealing to casuals, the dev-supported "esports huGe tourNAMENTZ!", and the "See, We Listen To The Community!” shitpatches all work to maximise profit from those games, and I'm pretty sure its working okay for OW.
I think it would have been smarter to treat it more competitively though. If, after Orisa, the metagame goes again to both teams having the same lineup regardless of attackers, I'm pretty much done.
Joshua Fisher
How is Junkrat taking self-damage even a big deal? It takes a fuck ton of grenades to kill yourself and how often are junkrats even hitting themselves anyway?
Gavin Russell
>WHY IS IT OK TO REMOVE SELF DAMAGE FROM JUNKRAT'S FUCKING GRENADES? They want to encourage Junkrat to be in the mix doing damage up close, which is more fun than sitting 20 miles away spamming into the air.
Angel Bailey
>everything they've ever done to Roadhog
Isaiah Powell
>sam the ultimate trans guy >uploads it to his tumblr
am i the only one laughing at this?
Tyler Reed
May
Alexander Watson
>im shit i cant properly engage up close with a grenade launcher without killing myself
Its like no one here ever played demoman in TF2 and learnt to not be shit at the game
Jason Smith
this general is so fun to read since yesterday
Adam Ramirez
Every other hero(apart from Pharah who can fucking fly), can fight up close Demo got stickies and melee weapons
Thomas Rodriguez
>one of our most beloved heroes i fucking hate symmetra
Mason Collins
This old cunt's DPS is still nerfed, good enough for me
Grayson Cox
Heroes like tracer mei rein and winston are pretty much fucked now because lol 120 danage to the face.
Brody Murphy
you got a no self damaging mine to use and a bear trap to put people in when they get too close
also maybe you should try to make distance because only retarded niggers hug their enemies non-stop thinking it will help
Logan Edwards
Lower projectile hitbox next?
Leo Miller
Does anyone buy these things? I think it might be neat to get for your favorite hero but I can't see them actually being a collectable.
Nolan Walker
>properly engage up close That's the thing, they don't want to constrict the definition of a proper engagement with self-inflicted splash damage.
Junkrat's playrate and winrate both scale inversely with rank. A common complaint against live Junkrat from skilled players is that there's no good reason to play him when Pharah exists. Removing self-inflicted damage helps give Junkrat more strengths, buffing him in close-quarters combat (about Reaper range) and letting him survive if he ults someone nearby.
Alexander Price
How do we fix Winston? Holy fuck is he fragile.
David Stewart
What the point of playing Junkrat then? I don't need to try to make distance with any other hero.Also making the distance means that, for example, I can't stay on the point Junkrat is already weak, and this buff is not that much anyway.It only makes him more fun to play
Logan Bennett
Is there anything more fun then subtly throwing comp games so screeching aspie control freak faggots don't gain SR?
Kayden Ortiz
>>Torbjorn's hatred of omnics evaporates instantly because ???
Torbjorn was the guy that invented the Bastions which ended up being the omnics greatest weapon during the crisis. That's something he blames himself for and sees it that he has the blood of countless people on his hands for building a weapon like that.
And then here's one of those weapons, the one he built and indirectly killed so many people with, and it's completely harmless and unwilling to fight. That's why it's something that matters to him, it's like this is possibly the first good thing to come out of making the Bastions and maybe a shot at redeeming his past deeds.
And besides it's not like he's suddenly buddy buddy with Zenyatta or anything, Bastion is pretty much just an enormous torb turret to him.
Ryan White
I guess so, but I don't think like 10 damage really stopped that before.
Blake Cooper
People either love em or hate em. I'm in the the latter group, although the ones with helmets/masks like Rein and Reaper are somewhat tolerable. I just wish they'd make affordable figurines with non-retarded proportions for once.