You are given the ability to take 3 ultra high resolution color photos of 3 different places and times...

You are given the ability to take 3 ultra high resolution color photos of 3 different places and times. They can be at any point or event in history.

What do you take photos of?

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1. When my mom was being fucked by the bull
2. When my mom was being fucked by my dad
3. When I was shat out of her vagina

1. Daily life of indo-europeans before their expansion
2. Battle of Leipzig
3. Roman triumph

Nuclear launch codes

cannae, just after hannibal springs the trap

assassination of julius caesar, as soon as the first knife makes its mark

battle of waterloo, when ney charges the cavalry into the english squares

Exodus from Egypt
Crucifixion and/or burial of Jesus
Muhammad having his first vision

1234 5678 ABCD

1.Sultan Alparslan standing triumphant at the site of Batlle of Manzikert

2.Sultan Mehmed The II parading through the gates of Constantinople

3.The signers of Treaty of Carlowitz

Hitler shooting himself in the head

Shakespeare rehearsing with the actors

The assassination of Franz Ferdinand

>not his face as he sees brutus

>Exodus from Egypt

Certainly never happened
haaretz.com/jewish/the-jewish-thinker/were-jews-ever-really-slaves-in-egypt-or-is-passover-a-myth-1.420844

>Crucifixion and/or burial of Jesus

Good luck getting an exact date for THAT

>Muhammad having his first vision

This is probably doable but why? You wouldn't be able to see God, just some Arab having a seizure.

Dinosaurs to disprove Baby Jesus, Lee Harvey Oswald as he shoots JFK to disprove JFK troofers, and Satan as he signs the pact with Hillary, to disprove the Hill Shills.

Probably because clear photographs of those events would completely take away from the mysticism of it all.

Battle of Stalingrad

A teenage audrey hepburn masturbating
A teenage kelly lebrock masturbating (what?)
Julius Caesar's first wank

1. picture of the big bang
2. picture of the end of the universe
3. picture of the love of my life

picture not related

The moment when Moses and Joshua came down from the mountain with the tablets of stone

Inside of colosseum at the time when gladiators were still fighting each other there and it was full of people

Wewuz.jpg

Well Mohammed was just a religious fraudster like Joseph Smith or Jim Jones, nothing exception to see or to prove, even his followers admit he never worked any miracles (one of the requirements to be a Prophet, and one of the reasons the Kikes rejected him).

For Jesus it's questionable when, if at all, the events of the Nativity happened, but we DO have the record of him teaching at a synagogue during his time as an itinerant, so you could probably arrange a photo op there.

Exodus is a total myth, tho. You'd get a picture of the empty desert as a million Jews didn't cross it, for forty years.

But Muhammad did perform miracles, according to his followers.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miracles_of_Muhammad

Ma'at is an interesting waifu, a little strict for my liking but whatever floats your celestial gondola, as they say. Personally, I'd pick Shezzat, Divine Record Keeper and Goddess of BLAZEIN' IT 420. She'd be relaxed af and look at that tight bod

In the hadiths, not the Koran itself. The Koran mentions armies of angels, but they're sent by God, they're not miracles of Mohammed himself, all of those (splitting the moon with his sword, riding pegasus to Olympus, etc etc) are obvious hagiographic "embellishments"

1.Genghis Khan at the height of his career.

2. Zhu Yuanzhang after his enthronement and the overthrow of the Mongols.

3. a medieval prostitute giving fellatio

Catherine the great getting fucked by a horse from 3 different angles

>moving the goal posts
You said his followers don't even believe he did miracles, which they do (since they believe in hadiths)

And the Quran states briefly in sura 17 Mohammad's Night Journey occurred, and I'm sure if I dig further there'll be more miracles present in it.

Fine,my point was that you won't be able to get a picture of him doing a miracle, since his "miracles" are things like "composing the Koran" and "Moving to Medina" and "Dreaming I flew to Olympus"

that's Berlin, not Stalingrad.

Prove it.

The crucifixion of Christ.

The resurrection of Christ.

The ascension of Christ.

this

Can it be some future event?

I'd like to have these ones:
>me with friends
>me with a girlfriend
>me with grandchildren
Just to see if anything turns up.

It's just that I'm really needing the morale boost as it is ._.

My apologies, I hadn't meant to reply to you here :

>Not "GUEST"

I am assuming I want to take a hi res pic to clarify exactly what happened at a disputed point.

There are probably more historically important choices, but for me:

The guy throwing the spear that killed Julian the Apostate. Who the fuck was he?

Any attack by Jack the Ripper. Who the fuck was he?

Pyramid of Cheops under construction, just to settle all the "How the fuck did they do it?" questions. I suspect "vast nearly free labor," but it would be interesting to see for sure.

It's your lucky day. I have that picture for you.

>The guy throwing the spear that killed Julian the Apostate.

Some Persian guy. Why does it matter?

>Any attack by Jack the Ripper. Who the fuck was he?

Johnny Depp

>Pyramid of Cheops under construction, just to settle all the "How the fuck did they do it?" questions. I suspect "vast nearly free labor," but it would be interesting to see for sure.

The labor was quite well-paid, actually. Also ropes and internal ramps.

You wasted your selections you dumb faggot, now what?

I'd take selfies with some really well-known, famous people, like Stalin, Hitler and John Lennon. Skeptics would assume they were forgeries but they'd never be able to prove it.

> Entire observable universe
> Current
> 100000 years before
> 1000000 years before

OP said "ultra high resolution", not "perfect fidelity". Enjoy ur picture of a blurry blob.

1. Assassination of Gaius Julius Caesar
2. Mitochondrial Eve
3. Napoleon charging at the Battle of Arcole

all 3 of them?

top fucking kek

1: just a picture of a spartan hoplite, dat physique
2: Stalin taking a shit
3: the look on Hitler's face when he realizes his beloved dog is stolen on that train station.

the white recognization stripe around the turret on the tank in the street was only needed(and used) during the battle of berlin to provide quick identification to allied pilots of russian tank formations since direct communication was not possible.

What a strong and intelligent BLACK KWEEN.

>The labor was quite well-paid, actually.
Paid with tax money.

>tax peasants so much they would only be able to feed themselves for 3 out of every 4 seasons
>pay them 1 seasons worth of food and drink if they work for you
>be happy youre being well paid

- Construction of Great Pyramid
- Crucifixion of Jesus
- Fall of Atlantis

Cleopatra
Lions and tigers in the same environment
any example of Greek art in its apex

your retarded

>nobody has said an aerial shot of Tenochtitlan or the Valley of Mexico in general during the height of the aztec triple alliance yet

plebs, all of you

Anyways, 2 would be the Hanging Gardens, and 3. would be the Colossus

Jesus doing miracles n' stuff.

I feel like knowing what went down with 'ultra high resolution' detail might end a few questions of mine.

1. Battle of Cannae
2. First meeting of Europeans and Native Americans
3. Emma Watson taking a dump

1. A T-Rex
2. Mt Sinai revelation
3. the first shot at Lexington and Concord

Where are these records of Jesus teaching anywhere?

You would see nothing.
Sorry not sorry

that's amazing, I got the same combination on my luggage.

80 Ma B.C. - Anywhere
1.2 Ga B.C. - Anywhere
LGM - Somewhere with huge-ass glaciers

The absolute madman

>edge answer
1. Vlad the 'guy who liked sharp sticks' during one of his many stick shows
2. Auschwitz, to uh, prove stuff
3. At the base of the first tower that fell during 9/11

>Lee Harvey Oswald as he shoots JFK to disprove JFK troofers
Not taking a picture of the grassy knoll

You can take an angled picture that shows Oswald shooting from his window, and overlooks the grassy knoll, showing no one there.

Ive never seen a bad troll so thoroughly blown the fuck out.

I can give you number 1

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cosmic_microwave_background

>when my mom was fucked by my dad

Might wanna sit down for this one user.

1. The first man-made fire
2. Alexander entering Babylon
3. Jesus being nailed/If Jesus was, in fact, not nailed, muh ancestors eating the hearts of crusaders.

1. The rout at the battle of Towton
2. Kristian II getting shot in the mouth at battle of Brunkeberg
3. Time of death of Charles the Bold

I need more pictures.

1.confirm Mary Magdalene's betrothal to Jesus
2. daily life in the Indus Valley civilisation
3. selfie with harambe