/owg/ - Overwatch General

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Jamison Fawkes is hot!

Well aren't you a bundle of joy.

I know, user, he probably actually does. It's heartbreaking.

He's ugly

Next event when? I want to be annoyed over Widowmaker missing out on a new skin again

Is McCree even worth a nanoboost?

youtube.com/watch?v=5Wr4wmNCQxU

Yes! I bet he gives the best hugs too, since he's so warm!

I find it funny how november-user is so self-centered that he thinks that people only post and enjoy other ships to spite him

Yeah alright.

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I'm convinced he isn't shitposting and am now genuinely concerned.

Whatever happened to that user who wanted to post Kaplanrant pasta on blizzard forum? Did he deliver?

He'll get ignored and banned. Kaplan will never answer to that.

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>it's an episode where you lose games that should have been free and win against impossible odds

>Reaper will never embrace you with his strong thicc arms after murdering everyone standing between you

All non-omnic characters get omnic skins
Y/N?

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Nah, nobody will ban him
The only real difference between owg and forum is that forum has less waifuposting
Complaining is exactly the same

Only if the omnics get human skins

Overwatch could always use more straight posting to balance out all the gayfag posters.

Well, anyone can be ugly if you draw them that way, silly! You're entitled to your opinion, though!

O boi, another early thread.

could be cool. Pretty sure it'll happen eventually

I don't have that level of self-control

>haha let's give everyone shitty mecha skins!

haha and arcade rainbow skins and sentai skins :^)

go back to /lolg/

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Leaving the game in ANY pvp mode should be a 1 hour ban at least

I can see human Zenyatta being made, but Bastion and Orisa aren't gonna work.

>human bastion
>he just whistles all his lines

>still no ssbbw in a furry suit that's won miss universe multiple times because her mind is so glowing, virtuous, and progressive
>the fattest they can do is mei

glad to know these shitlords think that body diversity for women ends at an acceptably plump size 12

> human bastion turret form
MAKE IT STOP

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I'll have to call it at that for the Reaper/Mercy pics. Hopefully this artist makes some more sometime, they're good.

u-unf

>just a dude that squats down and starts peeing bullets, erect penis waving in the air
>self-heal is him wrapping bandages around himself
>ult is running hip thrusts that shoot big globs of piss

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roadhog is a woman

fat people aren't actually people so it's fine

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Must be a hard life, getting this angry over nothing.

Just make Orisa a big ass centaur lady

I understand now why I like this. I just want Reaper to be happy or at least have someone without crippling personality/personal issues to lean upon, and Mercy is exactly that

>constantly walks around without a shirt in a T rated game
>woman
What did user mean by this?

why

>ranked partner slowly losing interest in game
>other friends barely play daily
>can't get into a team despite having past tournaments experience and tons of scrim hours because I'm still just a diamond shitter in competitve
>on the other side I did hit masters, my season 4 goal
>have huge ranked anxiety when queuing solo

What should I do /owg/? Do I find new people to queue up with or try to overcome my ranked anxiety? I do have a second account who is also in diamond so I don't really care about losing points that much.

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mercy is a selfish fucking "ughhh goddd why do i have to do everythinggg for everybodyyy why am i the besttt ughhh" and "dindunoffin" cunt and so are her mains

I'm gonna need some context

That actually makes sense. The guy's had a tough break.

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What was it

follow their example and fucking quit this trash

agreed about her mains, but i've never got that vibe from mercy

what the f-
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tell me that's not real skin.......................

>play Ana
>enemy Pharah is focusing only me
>our dps is Junkrat and Reaper
>they will not change even when I ask them to
>Junkrat has the balls to scream in voice chat that our heals suck

Who knew nukes made effective toasters.

>Including the discord link

I think out of all the lore in overwatch, reaper's interests me the most

which I hate because it makes me sound like an edgy teen, but I really just want to know more about his weird necromancy condition from a fantasy perspective

this

>or at least have someone without crippling personality/personal issues to lean upon, and Mercy is exactly that
I wouldn't be so sure about it. We don't know enough about her. She could be a kind person who wants to help those in need...or she could be a psycho hell-bent on defeating death after losing her parents (although i doubt that's the case) or anything between those and we wouldn't know until we get more info on her.
But Mercy on those images is good, Reaper is with her and that's all that matters here.

fuck you janitor, it was funny and in spoilers

I want to see all of these characters lores and histories explored. Because while they might be cardboard cutouts as far as generic personalities go, the premise of the game allows for a lot of possibility.

>I really just want to know more about his weird necromancy condition from a fantasy perspective
I can explain it all, user-kun, in two easy words: pic related

tracer should be gased

>Winston/Pharah follow and blow up healers all game
>Tanks trying their best but can't 2 v 6
>DPS off doing whatever and dying frequently while screaming "Wtf where healz? I'm genji I need healz"
This is the average Platinum game desu. I miss Ana pre patch because she could solo carry shitty teams.

>Have won my first 5 placements
Here comes that fat ass losing streak.

It'd be interesting to see them give Mercy a vaguely psychotic streak that she keeps hidden. It'd surely be an improvement over how she is now, where I can't even think of I time where she's ever been or sounded angry.

Zenyatta would make the hottest twink ever

>cripple
You had to ruin it

How do you know he's crippled? Maybe he just likes to chill in a bitchin wheelchair.

>comp game
>hanzo or genji picker
>their btag is simply their name IRL

I agree. Curent mercy is incredibly bland and a non-entity. The definition of a basic bitch (and a tattletale to boot). I hope her backstory steps away from the "le perfect qt doctor who likes to cure people and loves everyone

>play Ana
>hide indoors
>kill pharah by myself most of the time

post webms

webms

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>Route 66
>Do really well our first push, cap all 3 and have over 2 minutes to spare
>Defense
>Enemy team caps all 3 points and have 1:30 to spare
>Team immediately flips on each other and plays the blame game
>Explain we still have a better chance of winning and we haven't lost yet
>[inarticulate yelling]
>They cap two points before we stop them and everyone is still arguing
>Explain we still have 2 minutes and some change if we're not retarded we can win
>Continued arguing
>We nearly lose like twice but our Mercy had rez both times because fuck you
>We somehow barely win and everyone claims they carried each other
I don't know how we fucking won that. Either the other team wasn't communicating at all or they were arguing even more than us. Diamond fucking sucks, are all the higher tiers like this? Maybe I'll throw to go back to plat if everyone is this autistic.

>won my first 7 placements
>friends I was queued with started a little earlier and won all 10
you gotta believe

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>lose the majority of my placement matches
>end up in mid-diamond anyway

>Cripple

Literally like half the cast is disabled in some form or another

Well, how else are you gonna emulate him floating in midair? It's not like he can have a hovering engine installed in his ass

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>Allied bombing run over German targets

> melee is a kick

Lena without goggles looks so adorable.
[Spoiler] even more cute when she's enjoying the lewdness [/spoiler]

>he doesn't have robotic legs installed in his wheelchair to kick people out of his way

third robotic leg?
y u m m y