So I asked my boss for a raise and he challenged me to a drag race next Monday. He says if I beat him he'll give me the raise, but if I lose he will fire me. He said I don't deserve a raise because I'm not smart with money. As evidence of this, he pointed out that I drive a Honda Fit, a 'slow fag mobile' as he put it. He drives some sort of Audi coupe. Is there any strategy I can use to win this race? My coworkers are saying they won't talk to me if I don't beat him.
So I asked my boss for a raise and he challenged me to a drag race next Monday...
Daniel Thompson
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Matthew Ramirez
lurking in a pasta thread
Tyler Fisher
Haven't you seen the new Fast and Furious movie?
Just take as much weight as you possibly can off the car, then put as big a tank of nitrous as you can fit.
And don't puss out.
Christian Collins
Adam Mitchell
Pay that trap to touch his penis
Lucas Morales
Get a gun. Shoot him on go. Proceed to the finish line. Take over his company and fuck his wife.
Isaiah Lopez
As he goes into a corner push him off the track.
Kayden Butler
Show up in heel and a skirt. Wasn't this the kind of 'drag' he had i mind?
Jordan Allen
>posts pic of trap
>boss challenged me to a drag race
>Is there any strategy I can use to win this race?
show up in a dress and the tallest heals you can walk in
David Bell
CURASHU
John Walker
Do this op
Zachary Price
top-fucking-kek
Connor Wright
gayest roleplay thread I have ever read
sage
Ryan Watson
this
and then quickly upshift from 1st gear to 24
Dylan King
Who is this trap?
Anthony Brooks
She is a girl (girl) pic related is the trap
Nicholas Smith
>as big a tank of nitrous as you can fit
Wouldn't that cause a danger to the manifold?
Andrew White
proofs?
Dylan White
If you get a raise, you can afford a new car.
Adrian Price
>ruining nice pictures with women
why
Dylan Edwards
Proof and a name/more pictures?
Josiah Gonzalez
pic source?
also sweet spoilerless integra
Jackson Cooper
Car bomb
Carter Evans
You better be double clutching.
Daniel Taylor
Post more of his/her because my dick demands more
Chase Hall
rent a p100D lmfao
Logan Hill
Swap in a Gallo 24
>inb4 m-muh Gallo 12
Gallo 12 fags get rekt
Lucas Thompson
Buy a cheap sportbike and blow his doors off.
Sebastian Jackson
Keek, this
Lincoln Sanchez
>drag race
>slow fag mobile
who the hell made this guy boss
Tyler Roberts
god he looks so young here; miss this rebel vin ;___;
Liam Cox
shitboxme.me a CUTE!
Zachary Smith
yuki. la/o/16105724
anyone have the rest?
there are some cool-looking 404's in that archive