/owg/ - Overwatch General

I need healing!

On a scale from 1 to 10, how bad does it hurt?

that won't be a problem, you can handle it bonita

*hacks your waifu*
Gib more qt Sombras or your waifu gets blackmailed.

If anyone cares about the lore they should read this.

invenglobal.com/overwatch/articles/1239

>that won't be a problem
>I had Taco bell earlier
disgusting

>leave a game 1 second early
>suspended for 30 minutes

How do you plan on blackmailing Orisa?

>widowshipper starting waifu wars
classic

Is there are more pure and great friendship then Winston and Tracer?

I think not.

Why is Sombra's butt so fat?

>I think there are two types of writers, the architects and the gardeners. The architects plan everything ahead of time, like an architect building a house. They know how many rooms are going to be in the house, what kind of roof they're going to have, where the wires are going to run, what kind of plumbing there's going to be. They have the whole thing designed and blueprinted out before they even nail the first board up. The gardeners dig a hole, drop in a seed and water it. They kind of know what seed it is, they know if planted a fantasy seed or mystery seed or whatever. But as the plant comes up and they water it, they don't know how many branches it's going to have, they find out as it grows. And I'm much more a gardener than an architect

Well that's a nice way of saying you don't have much of a plan

Jamison Fawkes!

So much disorder...

Maybe, but I think that's fine! Things would be boring without a little disorder, though maybe I just have a soft spot for chaos!

>Junkrat is 6'6"

easy to forget with what a hunched over little gremlin he is

>win two matches
>go up 80sr

How did /owg/ do today?

How would Sombra blackmail Widow?

I lost an unwinnable game because my teammmates were retards and it wiped off both my previous wins I had to work for

All Junkers are absolute _fun

repost the comic where Junkrat loses his leg and arm please

Please no, user, he's got so much fear and pain and it makes me so sad.

God damn I hate Symmetra. She's an annoyance more than she is an effective character, plus she's a stuck up BITCH.

>win 2 games by being sweaty as fuck with soldier
>lose 2 games because I go support and blizzard matchmaking expects me to play soldier and 'carry' so it pairs me with shitters.
>repeat ad infinitum

I cannot remember the last time I was 'carried'.

>Hanamura point B
>defending the objective just fine
>Genji runs out to attack all the fuck way to point A pretty much
>dies
>repeats

It still is defining for me as bonding experience between Junkrat and Roadhog. He would have died from an infection otherwise. Come on I keep asking for the comic the 2nd time already. Cannot find it.

every genjii player in a nutshell
genji main = scout main = infinit cancer

>bonding
It's supposed to be a shipping comic, if that's what you meant.

I know there's an user who posts it here sometimes, but I'm not sure where they're at or if they have a pattern or anything.

>main supports
>lose
>pick soldier for 1 game
>win easily with 4 gold medals

I thought this whole "you must carry with dps" thing was a meme

>go on a winstreak
>i lose all the points with 1 loss

its all the same every time

I want to lick her blueberry pie.

>it's meant to be a [bad word] comic
Oh god no please still want to re-read,
in the worst case I ingore the text

>hating the autistic woman of organized beams
Why do you struggle?

I'm sorry, user, but I don't have it. In all fairness, it's not something people usually know unless they know the background. The comic is a scene from a Roadrat fanfic according to the OP, thats why the last couple of panels are supposed to be so intimate.

>mfw i've been doing this my entire life

How do I git gud with Lucio? Should I hold or toggle spacebar to crossfade?

And another thing, I absolutely despise her god damn voice.

Tracer's official occupation is "adventurer" that's not a real job.

The apartment she lives in is said to be Emily's apartment.

Tracer is a poor NEET.

It cannot be helped, but have this art for your efforts :)

That gave me a nice laugh. Thanks, user!

What does she do to pay Emily back?

Fuck you, I am an adventurer, too.

>ana puts me to sleep
>hear symmetra's footsteps getting closer
>BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

>overtime
>enemy mei throws down blizzard
>get frozen
>symmetra's footsteps getting closer
>BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
>"The enemy has a teleporter!"

>POTG: symmetra
>it's me walking into the microwave with our dva in tow
>both die
>she comes to clean up
>successfully chases our tracer into a corner
>BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

I wish I could actually play support well, that's why I pick it. Too bad I fucking suck and just am not good enough to play it in competitive ;-;

McCree is the most fun hero in the game by far.

And the most manly.

miyku.tumblr.com/post/153468180087

How the fuck does a Tracer get cornered by Symmetra?

What rank would darksydephil place in comp?

youtu.be/qlU4sbJoHFs

>haha hey guys let's talk about ECELEBS!

Thanks familiar

How can you suck at support?

>the 4 stack you queue into vs their 4 man you queue into

this is like 90% of the reason I hate QP

Say you're solo-queue Support/Off-tank. What do you do if your team is getting fucked by a Widow with GM aim? How do you keep your team alive without resorting to just murdering the Widow yourself?

I kind of wish that Widow's headshot modifier was reduced so a shield generator could protect against a single headshot. They'd still die due to the follow-up love tap, but at least I could do something for them.

>This general is only for talking about things I want to talk about
>Even if I am absolutely not required to partake in the discussion which still falls under the general topic
How's middle school going for you bud?

>E-celeb shitter accuses others of being underage

t. herald of Galactus
Outbeamed.
>lost to someone who only has a beam and slow projectile

>Guy posting epic twitch memes and trying to moderate discussion accuses others of being underage
Pottery in motion

I haven't seen him play shooters before, but judging by his utter lack of combat awareness he'd be lucky to break 1000.

When will they have an Australia map? Could be pretty neat.

I keep forgetting not to play this game on the weekends.

I think it'll have to wait until the state of the Outback comes up in the story - which I'm almost absolutely sure it will, because who writes an irradiated hellscape full of Mad Max motor gangs and doesn't actually do anything with it? It might be a while, though, considering the subplots we've seen so far.

Are there people that literally own both console AND PC versions of Overwatch?

Why!?

nope

Idiots like my friend who bought console first and realized their mistake

When has story had a part in the maps appearing? We got Eichenwalde, Eco point Antarctica and Oasis without any story attached.

>It's a KotH map and one of the points is basically the Thunderdome

take all my money

The guys in charge of maps said they wanted to do it but it would have to be better than any map they've done before to do it justice.

I'm just thinking it'll have more of an impact if it's brought in while Australia is the hot topic, like Eichenwalde after the Last Bastion. I guess that is the only precedent for a story-related map, though, so you have me there.

>widow instapicker gets their dick sucked by a 14 year old retard on the team
>refuses to ever switch off
>lose game because a kill every 20 seconds is not good enough to win a game

How do you convince people like this they're not doing enough

Eichenwalde was attacked by omnics in a battle where Reinhardt's master died, ecopoint is probably where Mei was stationed and idk much about oasis, doesn't Ana say something about it? Or was it Reaper?

>mfw people who use the word 'tryhard' to justify their own underperformance

>Go to Youtube videos of "best Overwatch console plays"
>Comments are all "why do PC players treat console players so badly? they're just mad they couldn't get these plays on PC!"
Console was a mistake.

Reaper mentions wanting to meet an "old friend" there, so it might be featured in a comic or short later.

What?
What kind of play wouldn't you be able to make with keyboard and mouse, but with a controller?

Dumb brownposter. Pharah might be acceptable if she wasn't the spawn of a cyclops. And had a personality.

>"Soldier shoot the Pharah"
>Pharah is out of range with a mercy pocketing her
I want out of this hell

>widowshipper continuing to start another waifu war

Hey now. I'm not the same widowposter as before. The Pharahposter started this one.

I won my first game in GM. P cool

Okay, because I like all OW girls

>swap to Widow to ground that Egyptian fly and her Swiss gf
>kill them easily
>team still tilts

If you're good at soldier just play ana dude. She can carry hard, she's one of the easiest to carry with because she can finish targets easily and burst heal the shit out of people people.

Good stuff

Is that line even live? I know it was datamined but I have never heard it trigger. If it's not live then it means that they don't want us to hear it.

That is the correct way. All Overwatch girls are pretty great widow is just the one I post about

Mei is the only girl who isn't great.

More like
>team tilts even harder because you switched to Widow even though you're picking them off successfully

>Mei is the only girl who isn't great.
...widowfan inciting another shitty waifu drama

I'm out of here

absolute shit taste my friend

But it's true!

I like all overwatch girls and I like Widow the most but I despise mei.

>can't kill Mei fast enough before she icicles you
>shit hero baww
pretty much what I read out of this

What ever happened to the valentine's lines? I remember there was heaps of shit about genji/mercy but I've never heard the line in game.