/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

same but not british

youtube.com/watch?v=yeRQGHKcb_o

is proci's static dead yet? my war quit the game and i hear brahms is good

It's times like this where I'm really glad I'm a completely normal dude who plays this game for fun.

This man erped, cammed for and is actively trying to make himself feel better by shitposting about other people.

Just think that you'll never reach that low. Ever.

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>he's having a meltdown in discord and trying to figure out who's being mean to him
lmao

just be yourself, you may even surpass the full time losers

> Man

Dont give the boy that much credit, yeesh

>no c@girl to beat me up and then sit on my chest triumphantly

that's not even a pic of abe, look at the bald one that was just posted.

cringe

i hate neo ebins

why does he look like he's transitioning to a MtF?

hehe yeah, ill never reach that low hehe

why is abe such a neo ebin?

his teeth bother me a lot

post your personal edge boy power rankings!!

why is his mouth so fuckin small man

Does it feel good to bully people out of the general? Because you've successfully done that with another person, bravo.

They remind me of when Bilbo's face warps when he tries to take the ring from Frodo.

>drink a bunch of energy drinks until i feel sick to study for a degree i'm not sure i even want, while burning time shitposting on an image board for a game i'm not even subbed to anymore

at least the shitposting is fun

literally this

is there a reason why elemental rank IV materias are going for around 20k while other shit rank IV materias going for less than 1k?

Abe has bullied several other people out of this general. Good riddance.

so wait which one is colin? or is that other pic just ippiki?

it's almost like elemental materia is completely worthless

nobody buy = price doesn't go down

the other one with the shaved head is ippiki

Memes aside, do you honesty like feet?

I'm back from heck, and I brought you a nice video!
youtube.com/watch?v=fw41bvwC_r8

Elezens dancing next to nude cats.

but the thing is that people are BUYING THEM LIKE HOTCAKES for that price

what the hell am i actually reading
theyre used for crystal sands

Where in the world do you keep finding all these cute elezen?

No, that's Abe.
Or it's definitely not Pickles.

soundcloud.com/kido_yoji/city-of-refuge-1

different nose and eyebrows than abe

ippiki is the bald one

so very bald

Ippiki is OURGUY don't talk bad about him

i dare you to post that again

nope

You can use them for a relic step.

wtf i cried because i thought you were gone for good

>tfw will never be bullied out of this general
>tfw will probably just let my sub run out till sb anyway

someone motivate me to level mining and ARM with only 10 leve allowances and no gil

You can turn'e in for umbrite towards relic.

i dare you to fuck off

Yeah I lied, sorry. I just can't seem to stay away from the best community on earth!

that makes sense! thanks

>you'll never be bullied out either
>people think you were bullied out but the reality is you just don't feel like coming to this cesspool because you have shit to do
lol

!!!!

yeah but you might as well let them think they 'won' by shitposting loudly enough

LF c@s/lizards/highlanders to add to my ingame (which makes this post game related and not deserving of a 14 day ban ) harem. PST Rosa Oblita or leave your applications on ths bench here.

DYNAMIC LIZARD

sad catgirl LF tender yuri cuddling with petting and deep emotional bonding
pst

I just do
Though this one I own.

Post your ideas for a job story for one of the new jobs.

>SAM
>Investigating a lead on yae Galvus or whatever
>get ambushed by yae Galvus himself and thrown in a pit, stripped of all your gear
>all that's in the pit is a katana and a diary next to a corpse wearing the AF gear
>you read the diary over the course of a few days in a cutscene while swinging the sword around and it teaches you the basics of SAM combat up to level 50
>you have to escape the dungeon, kill the Garleans and you almost get killed by yae Galvus, but you commune with a blade spirit that got stuck in the job crystal that decides to help you
>the 50-60 is you finding a master to teach you more about what you read
>60-70 is going after the Garleans to take down yae Galvus, you find out the dead Samurai in the pit was his old master or some shit, at 70 you fight yae Galvus and it comes out to a draw and you meet again in the MSQ, whenever that is

>nope
Why? Feet are a gentleman's fetish.

It's kinda depressing when you look at how many dungeons and trials are in the 2.0 section and then compare them to the 3.0 section.....even discounting leveling dungeons.

Fuck off lily

lol emily couldn't even fit in on balmung. why didnt he buy multiple accounts and samefag himself in game too?

from what i understand xv cannibalized a lot of the devs resources, plus iirc heavensward took a lot more work than they thought so they diverted more stuff to stormblood, or something like that

it's shitty but at least the updates come out regularly enough

No way. People love me. See? I already got a bite.

Heavensward was fucking shit.

stop posting vore

is MrHappy the greatest player in XIV history?

>good looking and very cute
>encyclopedic knowledge of the game and its mechanics that allow him to clear anything with ease so much so the devs have trouble even throwing content at him and have him in mind when making anything new
>has over 150m which is more gil than any if not all the posters here will ever have without succumbing to rmt
>can out dps you
>beloved by the community for being a generally positive and appreciative guy

he's got you beat, Veeky Forums

ippiki is the only one here without malformed bone structure

>SAM
just give me a ripoff off kill bill

that'd be tough to explain for when we get to the point that we kill him, sort of like the DRG questline

Did you get Shana in your harem yet?

Shana was the first one in it.

>join a Dun Scaith in progress
>only 6 people in it, and going to time out without killing scathach
>initiate vote abandon to get this cancer out of the queue
>PLEASE STOP WE NEED THE LOOT
>JUST LEAVE AND FUCK OFF
>WE HAVEN'T OPENED ANY COFFERS WE'RE SAVING THEM FOR THE END

>WE HAVEN'T OPENED ANY COFFERS WE'RE SAVING THEM FOR THE END
please tell me this doesnt mean what i think it means

>tfw I had a dream about having sex with this c@
This general is following me in my sleep now.

I'll join soon then!

>Mr Happy
>not JOE

MrHappy doesn't even come close to competing with Joe,
>has cleared all of savage
>didn't need to be carried by EM shitters
>Pvps on a regular basis
>real sponsors like AMD
>Carries the PVP community on his back
>has so much influence in pvp, basically discusses balance changes with yoshi p while smoking cigarettes

Face it, Joe has MrHappy beat.

do you think he'd pet me in limsa...

I might not be cuter than him but I beat him in all other aspects that you just mentioned

>WE HAVEN'T OPENED ANY COFFERS WE'RE SAVING THEM FOR THE END

>abe suddenly vanished after getting called out

ticks the tocks

i really like this guy

>that hairline
>those teeth
kinda neat how the media's portrayal of an ideal "attractive" to us completely forgets to account for personality, joe's a funny guy

>not cuter
god you must be a troglodyte
im sure you're a good person tho, at least i'd hope so

bad post

prove it

Poor Abe...

>not random dudes who've been on top of the fflogs charts since forever with an average of less than 100 views per video and with anime shit all over their vids

truly the masters

>macho hour ended too
If only we could magically summon them back here by posting more or something!

>tfw b'nhaka joins my harem
pure my ass lmao

abe sucks a mean cock though

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post proof or she's still pure senpai

wow naka epic post

post the stuff he said in shout that time

Looking forward to it!