/utg/ - Undertale General

Soft_member
Soft_member

Lethal Weapon Edition

Previous Timeline: veekyforums.com/thread/170808768/video-games
Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.

-The Game
store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
undertale.com/

-The Demo
undertale.com/demo.htm

-Artbook
pastebin.com/1MRmU0Gk

-Booru
under.booru.org/

-Recommendbin
pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6

-Writebin
pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc

-Fangamebin
pastebin.com/ZHASpj9h

-Steam Group
steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen

-Flockdraw
flockmod.com/undertale

-Zeemap
zeemaps.com/map?group=1873782

-Shimejibin
pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=bZwG2pjzUAo
youtu.be/8zPdEbpJWP0
youtube.com/watch?v=Bokkp2Cuuk4
youtube.com/watch?v=YQOUXbGzLPE
soundcloud.com/nine-zero-music/truer-than-fiction
youtu.be/ti_LM1UlYZo?t=31s
i.imgur.com/jbMbMrC.jpg
pastebin.com/4kDqTgSe
pastebin.com/Xf3GR6TA
picosong.com/p3dM/
queenofsintale.tumblr.com/post/152137855320/nsfw-requests-commissions-open-3-updated
picosong.com/pnPm/
youtube.com/watch?v=MDBykpSXsSE
youtube.com/watch?v=JCOSvLu8ZLY
youtube.com/watch?v=sJiI_J_7umg
pbs.twimg.com/media/CiY1PiVUUAEFnLW.jpg:orig
share.gifyoutube.com/yoOZdZ.gif
imgur.com/a/og0Xn
strawpoll.me/12525941
youtube.com/watch?v=-19Z_psHe7w
youtube.com/watch?v=t25REMXBnqY
youtube.com/watch?v=nIo3lpXrc5A
youtu.be/kFT083GhycM#t=19
68.media.tumblr.com/fcc71e61853479701fd2fd2250aecc51/tumblr_omlymnrQYO1vlf645o1_1280.png
veekyforums.com/thread/171007809/video-games

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

oh yeas

whereismyname
whereismyname

help I'm just trying to kill everyone and the mean skeleton man keeps beating me up

Soft_member
Soft_member

Has he been infected?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Undertale with guns
best AU

Bidwell
Bidwell

xth for scholarly goat woman

Methnerd
Methnerd

Gundertale

eGremlin
eGremlin

Love these guys

Who do you like, /utg/?

TreeEater
TreeEater

More like this please?

MPmaster
MPmaster

Basically everyone except Jerry.
Oh and I prefer Asriel to be Flowey instead of a goat.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Yes.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

I use to like Flowey more but lately I've decided that if he's going to be in the story post TP I prefer him as the cute goat kid. I can't see Flowey wanting to hang around the people he fucked over and already knows everything about

cum2soon
cum2soon

Undyne's shining, slightly moist spear!!!

Methshot
Methshot

I love only all of them he I like him a little more

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

More like what specifically?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

i love this one
when he's not turned into the fandom's shitty portrayals or aus
my favorite guy

Personally I'm the opposite because if he's cute goat kid, people usually try to pretend like the Flowey stuff never happened, like he wouldn't still know

I've always thought that if he were to get a goat form back, he'd essentially be an adult by this point and just as cynical as he normally is as Flowey, just a bit more nicer

But that's just my opinion, eh

Lunatick
Lunatick


this

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

As opposed to the mentally traumatized and eternally guilt-ridden gotekid?

I think he'd still be mostly a kid, just one very much in need of a long recovery and therapy. Though admittedly, it's fun to think of him trying to pass on valuable life-lessons to Frisk, only for the kid to constantly cut him off to remark that Asriel looks younger than they do.

Emberfire
Emberfire

My top two. Unfortunate for me, there is a very low amount of duo fan art of them

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

It's always a good time for Gundertale.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

people usually try to pretend like the Flowey stuff never happened
Fucking this, it doesn't matter what form he's in, he's still gonna remember the time he put a vine through Papyrus' skull and then laughed about it.

Asriel looks younger than they do
Unless Asriel chooses his edgegoat form which would be closer to his mental age given the memories over thousands of resets.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

that one, tiny revolver.
Step up your game, darling.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Thank

viagrandad
viagrandad

People pretend the Flowey murder stuff never happened
They do this regardless though. At least it kind of makes sense if he's Asriel again because Asriel has a reason to stick around since he can actually care about people and has connections with his parents
Yes, that is way more interesting then Flowey being a sad tsundere boyfriend for Frisk.
Good taste

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Imagine if the Undertale girls drank human drinks for the first time and noticed that it makes them have to pee? My favorite choice would be either Undyne either Muffet.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

That's a real nice repost.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

whoops, didn't see that. Kind of surprised Veeky Forums didn't recognize it was a dup

TechHater
TechHater

Yes, that is way more interesting then Flowey being a sad tsundere boyfriend for Frisk.

I don't mind that either, so long as there's some development along the way. Wacky hijinks I'm okay with and morose sadness as well, just mix it up well.

They do this regardless though.
It's fine if that not always the focus, otherwise you end up with completely formulaic stuff. Every Asgore stuff is him lamenting about the murdered children, every Sans stuff is him angsting about timelines, every Papyrus stuff is him dying so someone else can angst. Sure, never forget, but it's fine if that's not constantly the focus.

viagrandad
viagrandad

see, that's usually what I'm thinking, if he got a goat form again he'd choose his edgegoat form, not happy shota goat, that ship has long since sailed

I could maaaaybe work with mentally older Azzy? But I'd still prefer physically and mentally older Asriel, if any Asriel

Frisk/Azzy kinda creeps me out because I know what they're angling for, I just kind of want him to be a big brother to them instead

Methnerd
Methnerd

Imagine if the Undertale girls died from a broken heart? Can monsters die of sadness?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Can monsters die of sadness?
I'm pretty sure it's outright stated that they can.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Except not because they completely ignore the whole murder thing and the fact that Flowey has no soul and can't really give a shit about people. Theres a difference between a having a character I care about other stuff and ignoring a key part of said character. If you're into Frisk x Flowey whatever thats cool and I get why you would enjoy that stuff but ive yet to see a serious post TP Flowey thing that didn't ruin his character.

Anyways I don't want to rant about this for the next half hour so I'll stop here. If you like that then it's fine but I hope you can understand why some people wouldn't

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Believe me, I've got more tricks up my sleeve.

King_Martha
King_Martha

I'm not so sure he'd choose to "grow up" as it were. After all once he's back to his senses he returns to his child form. He may have a lot of life memories, but he's never grown up.

You're right that ALL guilt or ALL nightmares or ALL crybaby can get boring. Gotta have a good balance.

massdebater
massdebater

it's said that monster souls are believed to be made of love, hope, and compassion
one can reason that a monster severely lacking these things may die, but i don't believe it's ever stated in-game that they can
at the very least, a monster will probably commit suicide before reaching that point, as alphys demonstrates in most neutral endings

farquit
farquit

He appears as a child in the end though.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Well...
shit.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Emotions can either increase or decrease the production of important hormones such as adrenaline. Adrenaline has the effect of narrowing the main arteries, putting a person in a situation where they may die of heart failure. Humans can die of sadness and a broken heart. I just wanted to know about the monsters can die of sadness and a broken heart.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

I think he'd probably act sort of like a child since he never did grow up emotionally, but have a sociopathic streak and a lot of regret from his time as flowey, he'd probably just avoid being around everyone as much as possible out of guilt, except maybe Frisk since they're the only one that's completely aware of what he was.
On the plus side he'd probably be able to forget or get past it if he's having fun or able to act like a kid again, even if just for a little while.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

I dont think people understand that this is a tumblr copypasta
Yeah that's way more interesting to me. Floweys kind of a dead end in terms of character development since his whole arc wrapped up really well imo in the actual game.

hairygrape
hairygrape

I can get where you're coming from, but here's my take on it: that was less 'I choose to be this' and more 'this is the form I had when I died, therefore the easiest to materialize in when my power is sapped'.

He still at the start before he enters edgegoat form refers to the player as Chara, he might still be trying to make them recognize him, and then at the end he's just so beaten with the whole thing that he basically just reverts

If he was given a moment to think about it, I don't think he'd choose the option with people - people he knows front-to-back via resets - treating him like he's younger than he mentally is, because god knows Flowey would hate to be patronized

Again, that's my opinion - doesn't have to be exactly right or you have to agree, but I do agree that a balance is best - not forgotten, but coping with Flowey memories and having to experience emotion with them now

takes2long
takes2long

I think he'd want to be alone, but Frisk won't let him.

I dunno about a sociopathic streak, but it's likely that Flowey's instincts are still a part of him, and when stressed he can be surprisingly mean (if not lash out physically) where pre-game Asriel never would, and that's something else he has to grapple with. It's all possible to deal with if you're willing to work through it however.

Kid needs therapy anyway.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Driving with the goat dad

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Can we post our jams?
youtube.com/watch?v=bZwG2pjzUAo

Supergrass
Supergrass

I get what you're saying, I just think that it reduces Flowey to nothing but something that must be stuck to the underground and die. There are humans who live with similar destroyed empathy and still function somewhat. Sure, if everything Flowey is ends immediately after the game, that's one way of looking at it, but I'd prefer to rebuild the pieces as much as possible, through therapy, no more resets and giving him some sort of purpose.

But I see it from your viewpoint too, it's a fine, if rather depressing ending for him. Still, you're entitled to your opinion and since we know nothing beyond, it's just as valid as anything else. I'm no more correct, and that's totally fine by me.

massdebater
massdebater

Goatdad needing a custom SUV because he can't fit into normal ones!

Booteefool
Booteefool

Papyrus offers to use the contact that got him his sports car a vehicle worthy of the king
Gets a Mini

Illusionz
Illusionz

Frisk is dirty

DeathDog
DeathDog

Sure
youtu.be/8zPdEbpJWP0
I will say that I don't think Floweypots impossible to do well just that I haven't seen it yet. I had this conversation with a Floweyfag about a year ago and he agreed with me on a lot of stuff and had started a fic from Floweys POV that was actually pretty damn good and about him actually dealing with his lack of soul. He got too busy to get very far in it though.
My dad has to drive trucks because he's too tall to drive smaller cars easily. Being tall can suck

hairygrape
hairygrape

May I please have one more?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

just listening to some remixes. some of them are pretty good
youtube.com/watch?v=Bokkp2Cuuk4

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

DID SOMEBODY SAY MUSICAL?!

King_Martha
King_Martha

Waiting for new aged up Charisk and Frisk/Asriel stories is suffering.

5mileys
5mileys

please no

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

kissu gote

likme
likme

You can always enjoy non-romantic fics in the meantime.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

I guess we can.

youtube.com/watch?v=YQOUXbGzLPE

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

That's what I was more thinking, like if he gets pushed around or really bored that part comes out and afterwords his emotions come back again and he gets huge bouts of guilt, even if he didn't end up actually hurting anyone.

cuddle gote.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Would you let a goat lick you?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Ew no, bacteria is nasty.

Inmate
Inmate

i want asgore to lick me everywhere

likme
likme

That's very naughty of you!

happy_sad
happy_sad

I would let goat lick me until the concept "too much licking" was born.
Like, way too much.

FastChef
FastChef

poor gaster

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

I want to be the test subject for Gaster's experimental drugs!

Lunatick
Lunatick

At least Gaster got the best fan made track though.
soundcloud.com/nine-zero-music/truer-than-fiction

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

What if Gaster disappeared because His experimental medication for controlling cholesterol was ineffective and he had a heart attack?

Lunatick
Lunatick

Alphys threw Gaster into the Core so she could become the new Royal Scientist, she also resurrected Chara and Asriel specifically to torture Sans across timelines.
She also exploits the amalgamates for free manual labour.

viagrandad
viagrandad

But he already has Alphys for those

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

So I was replaying the game with a true reset. I was in the underground, and left the room with the 3 froggits talking to you. I can back in and, out of the side of the left screen, saw something move very quickly and vanish. I get over there and I see the left froggit in the room is gone. What happened?

Lunatick
Lunatick

flowey vored him

TechHater
TechHater

youtu.be/ti_LM1UlYZo?t=31s
You can catch Flowey following you at certain points in the game.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

I always thought this was a glitch like Aeris ghost was but I guess not.

Skullbone
Skullbone

Post lewd Asriels you fags

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Alright then.

Illusionz
Illusionz

No. Post cute Asriels instead

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

ok

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

i.imgur.com/jbMbMrC.jpg

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

So after the ending, do you think Flowy really went back to his old ways? Something inside me says he's changed, even if ever so slightly.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

This is nice, thanks friend.

JunkTop
JunkTop

I mean he canonically gets saved by Frisk after the Gaster boss fight so it's a moot point.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

post lifting asriel

Bidwell
Bidwell

His dialogue implies that he does change, but based on the game's lore he shouldn't be able to without a soul, but really each ending has it's share of "fuck it this happens just because it does."

canon.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Something has to have changed, otherwise it's only a matter of time before he reverts back to his normal self. I have hope.

MPmaster
MPmaster

I think he goes back to his old ways and the only thing that could even remotely keep him in check would be if Frisk held him under watch via friendship.

Bidwell
Bidwell

new vorefic when

Flameblow
Flameblow

Stop lewding the tiny gote!

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Only if it's violent hard vore

SniperWish
SniperWish

mspg leave with thine shite taste

Techpill
Techpill

Vore in general is shit taste user

Emberburn
Emberburn

I bet doggo would have a very comfy tummy to digest in.

viagrandad
viagrandad

you will never flop around in the mouth of your fave, licking their huge tongue while encased in your mouth prison

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Sitting down to work on update now.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Holy shit you are still around
Nice

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Awesome! Glad to see you around!

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Yup. Just been busy with school.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

How was your trip in the void.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

In which houses would you sort the Undertale characters?

I would go with
Gryffindor: Papyrus, Undyne
Hufflepuff: Toriel
Ravenclaw: Alphys
Slitherin: Sans, Flowey

Not quite sure about the others

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

I think the picture fits perfectly

eGremlin
eGremlin

tfw people always get Tori's eye colour wrong

Methnerd
Methnerd

Sans
Slytherin
What

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Asgore into hufflepuff. Asriel in griff and Mettaton in Slytherin

happy_sad
happy_sad

That's blue, Ravenclaw.

SniperGod
SniperGod

Happy to still be around, user.

Very tiring. Did you know that the time changes even when you're in the void? It's crazy.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Shit nevermind, thought you meant the picture.

Toriel would be in Gryffindor

Snarelure
Snarelure

Toriel isn't brave and lacks common sense. Ravenclaw is the best fit for her

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Toriel isn't brave and lacks common sense.

I disagree

Firespawn
Firespawn

Hides in a cave doing nothing of value for anyone while letting children walk to their deaths alone and doesn't take the simple step that would have saved every single kids life and cost her nothing aka blown up the door
Either that or she's retarded and borderline evil. You choose

DeathDog
DeathDog

Gryffindor - Frisk, Undyne and Papyrus
Slytherin - Flowey, Mettaton and Chara
Hufflepuff - Asriel, Asgore and Napstablook
Ravenclaw - Toriel, Alphys and Sans

Science - Gaster.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Does this goat have a fetish for raspberries?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Sans would def go to Slytherin house cuz he's a cool rebel genius who gets what he wants unlike those Gryffindorks

Supergrass
Supergrass

blow on my belly, user!
Who knows but I think I now do.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Hey guys, can I ask for some help? Does anyone here have any idea what crossover this is? Reading through it doesn't help and neither does Google.

pastebin.com/4kDqTgSe

Playboyize
Playboyize

I'd agure that Asriel is Gryffindor because he was brave enough to go against Chara at the end and to give up and the souls even though he knew what would happen to him. Kind of a pussy in general but brave enough to do the right thing in the end. Sort of like Neville was.

Otherwise I agree with everything you said

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

I don't think that's a crossover, to be honest. I think it might just be Original Characters doing stuff.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Hm. I could've sworn I remembered something about it being a crossover when I saved the link. Oh well. Thanks for your help!

Lunatick
Lunatick

You're welcome!

Bidwell
Bidwell

Original writer here. Not a crossover, just some OCs to explain the Justice Soul fusing with Asriel

eGremlin
eGremlin

Okay great. Thank you!

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

I put Asriel into Hufflepuff because his kindness is his strongest trait and also because it means each house gets 3 charactes.
Papyrus has the Neville role because of how he stands up to you in Genocide.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Alright, he straight up looks like the Babadook here

Lunatick
Lunatick

Would the things you do everyday disappoint your fave if they knew.

Flameblow
Flameblow

probably not since he lazes about all the time too

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Nah, monsters seem pretty okay with stuff.

Inmate
Inmate

I can agree with Sans being a Slytherin, mostly because Slytherins are cunning, yet mostly self-serving in nature...which fits the fact that Sans only really gets up and acts when he absolutely has to, yet is perceptive enough to catch little things here and there. He's not beneficial enough to everyone else to be a Ravenclaw, he's not brave enough for Gryffindor, and he's not kind enough for Hufflepuff, so Slytherin he is.

Pap seems more like a Hufflepuff to me, though. Friendship and all that.

JunkTop
JunkTop

Papyrus - Gryffindor or Hufflepuff
Sans and Alphys - Ravenclaw
Toriel - Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff
Undyne - Gryffindor
Mettaton, Chara and Flowey - Slytherin
Asgore, Asriel and Frisk - Hufflepuff

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

do food QA lab tests
watch cartoons

I'm good.

takes2long
takes2long

Update post 1 of 2

What I've added:

“New Year's special: dating Undyne” – (Reader/Undyne, second person pov, NSFW, fluff, vanilla sex, makeouts)
“Muffet Mom” – (Muffet, Frisk, Muffet spends some time with Frisk)
“A Boost” – (Monster Kid gives Frisk a helping hand. Leg. A helping leg)
“snowdrake ice cream thing” – (Snowdrake likes Frisk’s soul. I’m honestly unsure of what to tag this as. Gore? Soul-eating? Is it even NSFW? I don’t know.)
“Firevore” – (Grillby likes Frisk’s soul too. Second verse, same as the first. Soul-eating, possibly gore? Possibly NSFW? The gray area of this kind of thing is frustrating)
Link has been fixed for “Contractual Obligation” – (Chara bullying Frisk. Milka user fic, don’t know how this one got lost, sorry Milka)
“Underdoom” Chapters 1-9 – (A DOOM/Undertale crossover)
“With a Little Help From Your Friends” – (As Asriel waits for the end, Frisk arrives, determined to save him. So determined they brought a friend. More than one friend, really. Asriel, Frisk, Sans, Clean, Post-TP, Fixfic, Earthbound Crossover/Allusion)
“Sans Gets a Beat Down” – ((Frisk)Reader/Sans, Frisk gets off on Sans’ suffering, non con, abuse, second person pov)
“Doggo and Frisk and Icewolf Go for Walksies” – (MSPaint Guy fic, threesome, Doggo/Frisk/Icewolf)

WebTool
WebTool

She'd get on my case for not exercising anymore

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

I want to fuck Asriel until he's sore.
I want to guzzle Asriel's salty cum.
I want to make Asriel wear painful tight boy-thongs for me.
I want to take nude pictures of Asriel for Deviantart.
I want to get Asriel hooked on coke.
I want to make Asriel fuck for money.
I want to give Asriel a disease.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Update post 2 of 2

“Double DT” – (Frisk/Frisk, NSFW, selfcest)
“Goat of Tomorrow” and “Goat of Tomorrow 2” – (Superman/Undertale crossover, what if Superman fell down Mt. Ebott instead of Frisk?)
“Undyne and Alphys go to the track” – (Undyne/Alphys, Two girlfriends having fun at the race track, nsfw, wall of text)
“Undyne seduces a swimmer girl” – (Undyne/OC, cunnilingus, fingering, wall of text)
“Justice” – (Asriel, OC, How Asriel fused with the Justice Soul)
“Overtale” Chapter 9 – (Look in the writebin for more on this fic and for previous parts)
“Southtale Draft #1” – (Southpark/Undertale crossover, what the Southpark boys fell down instead of Frisk?)
“Vines Everywhere” – (Male Frisk/Flowey, teen Frisk, vine sex)
Link fixed for “Frisk is a Worry-Wort”
“Undyne invents the vibrating spear” – (Undyne/Her vibrating spear, wall of text)
“Valentine's Day Special w/ teen Undyne” – (Undyne/Reader, Undyne/OC, second person pov, sex and all that)
“No One Else in the World” – (Doogle fic, Asgore/Toriel, drabble)

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Thanks Goopman

takes2long
takes2long

I've already disappointed everyone i know, so...
yeah...

Emberburn
Emberburn

Thanks man!

idontknow
idontknow

Thanks for Updating, you are doing god's work

SniperWish
SniperWish

Thank you doctor gaster

Bidwell
Bidwell

You're welcome, you guys.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

>“Sans Gets a Beat Down”
>“Vines Everywhere”
>“snowdrake ice cream”

farquit
farquit

Go to work, go home, either work out and have a shake later or cook dinner depending on which day it is, internet and vidya until bed.
Probably not.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Hi pastebin user, the Undyne stories you're adding are by the writeanon from the Undyne thread, and they have their own catalog here:
pastebin.com/Xf3GR6TA
It might be easier to just add the link to that somewhere instead of linking to the individual stories, but any way you want to do it is cool.

cum2soon
cum2soon

Thank you for all your hard work, Doctor Pastebin!

Illusionz
Illusionz

Thank you very much. I had originally intended to add the catalog once I realized I didn't have it, but I had lost track of the link. Thank you again!

You're very welcome.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

No problem, glad I could help!

w8t4u
w8t4u

ya done good, goop

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

picosong.com/p3dM/
Papyrus' cool song

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Toriel is more scholarly minded and has a very text-book and logic oriented approach to problems.(This can be a serious detriment, she can't keep her sanity when in the grays) Given that, I'd put her in Ravenclaw
That's a very reductionist way of putting it, and I believe the latent charges being levied are kind of unfair. I certainly wouldn't do the same for any of the other character.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

What the fuck user

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

She'd possibly find it sad that I hate myself and don't try any more.

cum2soon
cum2soon

Sorry but I don't give her actions and her lack of actions a free pass because she made pie for Frisk once. She was in a unique position to protect the fallen humans but actively choose not to because she valued her own perceived moral superiority over the lives of children she swore to protect.

WebTool
WebTool

You mean you're like Asgore? Yeah I think she might have a problem with that. Then again she does find Sans funny so you may have a chance.

girlDog
girlDog

I can be a serial procrastinator, I don't make great snack choices, and I have an erratic sleeping schedule. I don't really pin Toriel as a lark, but it's hard to like it when people are passed out in the afternoon

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Well, "him" is here.

Spamalot
Spamalot

have you ever planned to put green text in there at some point?

likme
likme

All I see is legitimate criticism towards a character

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Not really like Asgore, if I had to compare myself to the two I'm definitely more like Sans.

TreeEater
TreeEater

well, i don't think so and will not respond.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

beepity boop bop zoo wop

Lunatick
Lunatick

I'm sorry but I must point out that if you didn't care you wouldn't have responded at all and if i was the shit poster in question, which im not, you would still have been giving me attention. Don't do that

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Would you ?
queenofsintale.tumblr.com/post/152137855320/nsfw-requests-commissions-open-3-updated

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

The out-of-tune singer ruins it.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

You mean green text posts? Plenty of them are in there already. Most of them are tagged as such. If you mean me taking the green text posts posted here and putting them into a pastebin myself, I don't really want to do that.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

TONE DEAF SINGER
MY EARS

girlDog
girlDog

Haha! Why would I when there's a proper writefag in the undyne thread willing to write better smut for perfectly free? How desperate do you have to be to pay like 7.50 $ for a few paragraphs? I could understand art somehow but I somehow doubt this person is so INCREDIBLY skilled at writing smut that they can do it better than my own imagination could or anyones for that matter.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

I didn't say she was guiltless or that her reasonability should be carried for her, but that this line of argument is crude and grossly skips over details. It has the fixed assumption that the door should have been destroyed, implying that was an actual reasonable option. And then you bring up the moral high ground argument. The argument that has a frankly nonsensical view on the situation, and doesn't apply much of anywhere in most fiction. It's dog shit, ill-conceived, overbearing and I abhor it, and you can stick it up your ass.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Won't do
MPreg
but will do Skelepreg
Uhh aren't the skeles male?
also a lot of contradiction in the do's and don'ts

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

I requested Asgore x Reinhardt

WebTool
WebTool

That post is whatever, but god, the reblogs, why

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

What details did I skip over? Those are the canon events of the game and nothing more or less.

How is my argument nonsensical? It's what Toriel planned herself and even if she didn't blow up the door she could have went with them or just stopped them from leaving in general. The core of the criticism is still very valid.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Found a nice Muffet at least.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

you know what to do

Nojokur
Nojokur

I found a nice Asgore but I can't link it because mods

5mileys
5mileys

What?

TechHater
TechHater

I remember someone talking about a half-life au for undertale or something, but got no art, so here.

FastChef
FastChef

the thing to know user women love to self insert as skeles. so more than likely one of them will have a ecto pussy and get pregnant

Techpill
Techpill

cute af

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

I dont remember anyone talking about that and i don't know how it would work but suddenly I want it

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Underrated post

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

That face in lower left panel
kek

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Ahh jeez, I'm running late.

I'm not the only one who's running late...
SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

This is a BAD EXPERIMENT! We are BAD PEOPLE! Why did we usher forth the GREEN APOCALYPSE?!

the episode where Gaster acts like a pirate.
It would sound something like that, I imagine.

takes2long
takes2long

Quick! Say something nice about user you like!

StonedTime
StonedTime

you think /utg/ would be more alive if people posted lewds? that undyne thread is going good

likme
likme

I like almost everyone. They're pretty neato.
Fuck that noise.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

We post lewds pretty rarely for a /trash/ thread, though.
It would get boring posting the same couple dozen good ones over and over again.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

they also like the video game undertale
i would rather not come if it was lewd spam 100% of the time. if we were moved to trash i would not come here anymore. maybe you would be more active though im not sure but i think the degeneracy would kill cute posting.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

I think the current pacing of these threads is pretty comfy.

JunkTop
JunkTop

Well, for clarity sake's I don't believe on a level of facts we would have much to disagree about. She did fail to save any of those children, she did stay in self-exile, and as for opinions: I agree that she should have traveled with the children. My contention is with claims of intent and the moral high ground argument. I think characterizing her as letting the children go and her only concern with them being harvested is that she'll lose the moral high ground is beyond uncharitable. Most of what I'm saying here about details skipped over is really not events in the story, but that the criticism kind of lacks a sense of depth in interpretation. She obviously felt conflicted about keeping you at the ruins and letting you go(trapping you or letting you go free) And blowing up the door was like a thought born of desperation than something she reasoned. I mean, some of her lapses in judgement can be reasonably argued to be affected by some emotional burdens from her kids' passing and an emotional weakness that holds her back from making good choices in high negative emotion et cetera. The way you initially put it just seemed that she made her decisions very out of the blue with no real human element to it. That there is no heart to it but one that seems to be in the domain of schemes.

I'm not a dindu here, I just think context is always important. I mean, how many fictional characters can we make sound like total assholes if we listed off a very reductionist view of them without subtext?

Anyways, I'm phone right now and have been typing between taking some calls. So, sorry if this comes out garbled and full of errors. And I apologise for going off on you at the end of the last comment; I was over the line

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

the degeneracy would kill cute posting.

yeah, pretty much this.

I mean, I know we're on a Cantonese bamboo sheet, but we can't be thinking with our dicks all the fucking time

Inmate
Inmate

Chara burpfic?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

I should finish Freeman's mind
I would most likely stop coming here because of all the straight porn spam. Not because people shouldn't be able to post about it but I don't like boobs and think vaginas look gross so coming here would be annoying. I assume that the straight Anons would feel the same way about dick and man ass spam

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

ehh no. Like the others have said it would most likely kill it. some lewd here and there are nothing compared to 100% spam. I kind of like the posters here. I can't image the same if it were in /tash/ sorry fish posters

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

constant ask for burpfic
that much determination
You would make her very proud user.maybe she will give you mercy

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

I love the post office
Not really.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Who Undertale Character Are This?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

I love you all

RumChicken
RumChicken

Uh oh...
I hope the contents are ok

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

He's the sweetest cinnamon roll i've ever met.
He never texts me first though...

Not him , but...
I'm fine with posting lewd stuff in a separate thread.
When we got /trashed/ few days ago the thread actually did pick up the pace, but it reminded me of old /utg/ and not in a good way.
I think we're better off having slow but comfy threads here and lewd ones on /trash/.
Mixing those two doesn't end well.

Freeman's mind
I HAVE
TO MAKE
A MOVIE!
I wonder how Ross is doing in slavland...

What am i looking at?

Lunatick
Lunatick

I know that feeling. my shit always gets damaged
ness

farquit
farquit

what is this

takes2long
takes2long

ness

Techpill
Techpill

A poster.
and it's fucked.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Papyross Jr.

WebTool
WebTool

That sucks.
What kind of poster?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Our guy

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Oh man...
You know - you can give it to me if you don't want it now.

TechHater
TechHater

Like I said, I just don't give her a pass because she made you pie or because of headcanons about her emotinal state, although I will mention that decades had passed by that point so she had ample time to reconsider her actions and that for a character that is suppose to be smart and clever she never shows any of that, plus at the end of the day regardless of why she did it she still choose to let seven children walk to their deaths rather then compromise her morals and saving them by forcing them to stay which is disgusting no matter how you try and frame it. I don't like Toriel and everything I've said is my honest opinion and how I view her character. Is it harsh? Maybe but it is what it is.

Anyways all this is spawned from the fact that I disagreed with her bring in a fictional house associated with bravery and instead said that she should be in one associated with being smart and filled with people who enjoy the pursuit of knowledge. It's fine if you like her character or if you're willing to ignore or downplay the worst parts of her character because she resonated with you. We all do it towards people we like

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

I'm gonna smack the donut out of Alphys's hand and then push her over so she falls to the floor and hurts herself

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Hey.

Did anybody want scans of these? I don't want to waste my time scanning and editing things nobody wants. They're all SFW and untranslated.

Today is a Wonderful Day! has fantastic art and a great variety of characters. The 4koma one has a mixed bag of art but a similar level of variety.

Bone Again has a variety of characters, but Sans is the main focus.

I'm kinda assuming I'm the only one who wanted the Temmie one.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Cute Flowey fangs

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

I'd be up for both Today is a Wonderful Day and the Temmie one very much big time

happy_sad
happy_sad

I'm gonna buy the lizad more donuts and listen to her talk about her chinese cartoons until she falls asleep then I'm gonna tuck her in gently.

Emberburn
Emberburn

Interested in the wonderful day, what other characters does bone again have?

TechHater
TechHater

I kind of want it all but you don't need to spend all day scanning just for me

Nojokur
Nojokur

sad that he is hardly drawn with fangs

Supergrass
Supergrass

I'm going to feed the lizard donuts until she gets FAT

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

I'd love to see the one focusing on Sans if you would

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Also interested in the one with a variety of characters

eGremlin
eGremlin

sure It's nice to have some sfw doujins ever once in awhile. only if you want to scan them of course.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Good afternoon utg! I hope your Monday has been ok!

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

the one with papyrus

farquit
farquit

I want them all, pls.

Soft_member
Soft_member

And I will have snuck into her closet and will make a ruckus so she gets scared and wets the bed and has nightmares for weeks

iluvmen
iluvmen

I want Muffet to swallow me whole and make several teasing comments to me before spitting me out

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

This

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

my personal vote for bone again and 4koma please, but i'd love to see all of them.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Weekly Caretaker update!

Today we learn Chara is a pure buttercup and should be handled with love and headpats. Do not break your Chara's kneecaps.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

They're bringing it back!

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

the only good au chara is underswap chara.
because they're a blank slate like frisk.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Ill rek u

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

every time I see this comic I always think chara is a woman

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Isn't Chara suppose to be like 8? Why does she look like and why is she acting like a 20 year old

WebTool
WebTool

Not as badly as Alphys will be wrecked when I toss all her comic books and cartoons and toys into a lava pit

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

she

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Oh it's going to be a long day.
How about you, goatmom?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

That Chara is a boy in Caretaker.

5mileys
5mileys

she
it's a he.
and it's because badly written au.

JunkTop
JunkTop

I understand where you're coming from, but I think there is a fundamental rift in how we think about characters and morality, at least in this circumstance. I just want to say that time isn't always an aid to reason, I know that first hand. When you're in a rut of thought, all you'll see is the packed dirt and the walls you built yourself. It has little to do with intelligence, but it is a very 'human' weakness. Though, that is partly how I interpret her and it comes from the parallels from her to myself. I think a compelling part of Undertale is how it takes us through characters that are troubled in one way or another and how we as the player have an effect on them. In this case, Frisk made her realize that she can no longer be a passive person in this conflict, that she must now act, as she would later do in TP. It, as you said, resonated with me the most because of the person I am.

Anyways, I'll leave it as that. However, I think the use of "head canon" is overused in these circles. It's called an interpretation in writing, something that isn't outwardly stated, but is based on the events and context of a respective work. Head canon probably fits more in line with speculation.

Illusionz
Illusionz

It's been awhile since I responded to this but I do want to say that I also was overly harsh and could have phrased everything I said in a much nicer manner and probably should have kept my opinion to myself which I normally do. I like you guys and it's a good thing that you like and forgive Toriel. I envy the people who like every single character regardless of their flaws.
I don't want you to feel bad or guilty for liking your favorite just because I disagree.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Okay, I guess I'll start with Today is a Wonderful Day!, thanks guys. It may take a little while due to work and such, so please be patient.

Papyrus, Grillby, the Snowdin dogs, Toriel, and Undyne get a little attention. Alphys, Gerson, and a few other NPCs show up for a panel or two. This is what the artwork looks like.

The only problem with it is the ending of the last story, it could be interpreted as Soriel (I can't read it, from what I can tell they just share some jokes and food).

FastChef
FastChef

'Today is a Wonderful Day!' makes me want to learn japanese because holy shit it's a lot of dialogue

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Oh well just see this

TreeEater
TreeEater

big chara penis!

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

because they're a blank slate like frisk
Haha

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

No

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

im cautiously optimistic
how about you goatmamfag

iluvmen
iluvmen

doesn't look that different to the way they talk at the end of geno but to each their own.

I kinda prefer this to everyone talking the same way

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

I'd prefer Wonderful Day, and the 4koma if you have time.
Thank you for the offer!

w8t4u
w8t4u

Oh, I'm sorry to hear that user! I hope the rest of your day isn't too bad!
I'm good! Cautiously optimistic you say? Sounds like something good may be on the horizon for you then?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

good au
anything swap-related

you're a funny guy user

Inmate
Inmate

oh jeez this is disturbing

Emberburn
Emberburn

thank you and don't worry about it user. can't wait to see them.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

I can't believe Asgore murdered Undyne by impaling her head and neck with his horns and I can't believe that Papyrus is anorexic and Asriel has a brain tumor

What a dark AU

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

I like the art, it looks cute

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

I know, right? There are so many kanji symbols!
Thank goodness the artwork is superb, otherwise I'd be kicking myself for buying it.

WebTool
WebTool

you will never cuddle and feed an anorexic skeleton nursing him back to health

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

why is he acting like a 20 year old
That's how Chara speaks in-game: a large vocabulary and next to no commas.

why does he look like an old girl
This part is a flashback to a younger Chara, so I'm guessing the eyebags are a design choice to looking like their older counterpart and it's a cheap way to keep them looking sinister. As for why they have eyelashes? The lulz. Chara and Asriel are both boys with eyelashes, and Frisk is a girl without them.

w8t4u
w8t4u

I can't believe that Papyrus is anorexic
He's a skeleton, you can't get any more anorexic than that!

Emberfire
Emberfire

I HAVE A PICTURE

OF THE GOTE ON A BOTE

farquit
farquit

but where is his cote?

DeathDog
DeathDog

a bote that flotes

Firespawn
Firespawn

Give him more milk

Flameblow
Flameblow

it's really obvious chara is a guy due to the shoulders and chin

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

His chin looks feminine as hell

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Yeah, the art really makes up for it! I think the Flowey/Papyrus portion is my favorite, though I'm puzzled by who the fuck that baby is. I don't regret buying it, I just wish I could get the bookstopper amount of words.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Could your favorite defeat the one man cheeseburger apocalypse

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Only if he was made out of chocolate.

likme
likme

No but I could with theove and support of my favorite as well as the promise of a kiss

TreeEater
TreeEater

implying anyone could beat coach

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Still recovering from a cold, but other than that I'm fine. How are you?

Firespawn
Firespawn

A bit underwhelmed by this interlude tbqh. It doesn't really tell us anything except that Chara is a dick. And we already got that from the part where they keep killing Frisk in cold blood, and from canon.

Still. Can't wait for the regular update schedule to resume. I really want to see how Frisk deals with this one, even though it doesn't look too hopeful for them.

Bidwell
Bidwell

picosong.com/pnPm/
Drift with your favorite skele

TreeEater
TreeEater

The spider a cute! CUTE!!!

askme
askme

I'm good! Just relaxing after work! I hope your cold gets better!

whereismyname
whereismyname

No!

w8t4u
w8t4u

Asriel is buffering.

FastChef
FastChef

But can the spider make her spiders even cuter?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Toddler spider from Pixiv.
I hear there's a lot of bullies at her school.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Made me think of thomas the tank engine

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

"I hate flowers."
"I hate frogs."
"I hate dummies."
"I hate cinnamon."
"I hate fart jokes."
"I hate puzzles."
"You know what I don't hate? I don't hate spaghetti."

hairygrape
hairygrape

10/10 would spend all my hard earned golds at her bakesale hoping to catch her attention.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

I really want to see how Frisk deals with this one
It depends on if Sans and Papyrus live in Snowdin.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Well, at least we learned they overdose on buttercups. I'm more curious how Asriel got that scar.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

That's my favorite too. From some really wonky Google translation, my best guess is that Papyrus found a crying baby in a stroller at the park. Near the end, Muffet helps find its mother using her network of spiders.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Sans and Papyrus live in Snowdin
They immediately join in on the murder shenanigans because they're just as wrapped around Chara's little finger as Asriel is.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Telling the baby spider of a very fun new activity to promote the bakery!
Giving the baby spider the spray paint can and pointing her at a wall!
Joining in with the baby spider in spraypainting the wall!
The wall having been the wall to the Innkeeper Bunny's inn!
The Innkeeper Bunny not having enough money to get the wall washed!
Nobody wanting to come to an inn with someone's tag on the wall!
The Innkeeper Bunny losing her business and having to send her child to live with her sister!

Methshot
Methshot

That's adorable, thanks for the context! I assumed something similar, but with the Muffet bit, it's even better.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Repeat after me: "I will love the spider. The spider is adorable." Come on, say it!
It would be difficult but it's entirely possible! Exponentially more cuteness is required as something becomes cuter. Due to their incredibly high cuteness, only the spider would be able to improve upon them!
Cute! Would hug and ruffle her hair. Thanks a bunch!
Those bullies better not approach her if they know what's good for them.
Thank you for your patronage!
The spider promising not to spray paint walls again and confessing to the Innkeeper Bunny!
Donating money to the Innkeeper Bunny to get the wall washed!
Lots of people having already seen the promotion and coming to the bakery!
Using the bakery's newfound success to help the inn out!
The Innkeeper Bunny getting her business and child back!
The bakery and inn flourishing under their new partnership!
The spider being so happy with her success!
Cute.

Illusionz
Illusionz

looked like she had massive tits in the thumbnail

iluvmen
iluvmen

Papyrus is going to be the hero.
He would defy the gods if it meant he could make a new friends.
Chara has no chance.

massdebater
massdebater

/utg/ wasn't in trash a couple days ago.
One day we will get hard mode.
Pirates of the Caribbean 5 will be a flawless movie.

I can say these things but it wont make them true!

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Are they making a new Pirates of the Caribbean

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Maybe.

But if Chara has been selling them propaganda thar humans are all murderous pests, Sans and Undyne might take issue with him trying to help one.

Papyrus may be pure, but he's also naive and easily lead.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Hope everyone's nice and relaxed. It's hard not to be when visiting this thread.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

It's been in production for a few years now.
Or at least it was announced years ago.
It's coming out this year.

StonedTime
StonedTime

I found out I am a statistic today!

iluvmen
iluvmen

that is one sexy spider....

5mileys
5mileys

did you die with a million other people?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

did you die with a million other people?

Nojokur
Nojokur

Jinx!

girlDog
girlDog

24 million, specifically.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

stressful and feeling like garbage

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Maybe not, but what you can do is say something that is already true! I already gave you an example of such thing!

cum2soon
cum2soon

The next part of the comic's almost done, so it will be posted at 8:30 pm.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Sans will take issue, but he'll relent because it's Papyrus.
Once those two are convinced, it's smooth sailing.
Undyne would be stupid to go against Sans and Papyrus, and Alphys and Mettaton shouldn't have their old plan so they'll be quick to help Frisk.

But this all depends on Sans and Papyrus living in Snowdin.
Which (probably) all depends on there being an accident where a certain Royal Scientist disappeared.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Okay

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

maybe
I don't know
___________________________

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

YOURE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

I'm happier than I've been in a long time.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

youtube.com/watch?v=MDBykpSXsSE

farquit
farquit

I would like to inform you that I do not consider you to be an individual who is my workplace superior from this moment henceforth.
I would like to inform you that I do not consider you to be an individual who is my workplace superior from this moment henceforth.
I would like to inform you that I do not consider you to be an individual who is my workplace superior from this moment henceforth.
And you are not as large as many commonly believe you are.

DeathDog
DeathDog

youtube.com/watch?v=JCOSvLu8ZLY

LIFTAN TIME

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

youtube.com/watch?v=sJiI_J_7umg

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Ayy - there's my metal goat.
Haven't seen you in a while.

idontknow
idontknow

dont look

King_Martha
King_Martha

I've been around-ish. I've posted now and again music, but it has been more The Contortionist and Haken lately. Some good Opeth will never fall out of style, though

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

I hate myself a little more every day

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

goddamnit Toby, he'll get sand in his pelvis

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Does Flowey actually eat the froggits?
I thought the only way they disappeared was by killing monsters.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Oh boy, I'm all alone I can say whatever I want!
BEPIS
BOOBY
VAGRUBBA
TIDDY
Hand Holding!

Bidwell
Bidwell

I really hate Chara

MPmaster
MPmaster

Hi Sans!

SniperGod
SniperGod

holding hands with asriel

whereismyname
whereismyname

You're not alone. There are at least a dozen eyes silently watching and judging.

Skullbone
Skullbone

gluing asriel's hands to his ears

King_Martha
King_Martha

I feel you.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

tfw my second favorite group of posters are characterfags for a character I really hate

5mileys
5mileys

THEN WHERE ARE THEY?
Nothing can stop me from holding my favorite's hand

w8t4u
w8t4u

I had to suffer through hundreds of ecto-everythings to bring you this spider.
I was looking for fish, but I'll take what I can get.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Excellent work!

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Did...did they draw it like that on purpose?

Flameblow
Flameblow

It's a parody of a show, I can't remember the name of it at the moment.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Also have this one
pbs.twimg.com/media/CiY1PiVUUAEFnLW.jpg:orig

SniperGod
SniperGod

Oh.....Oh no....

MPmaster
MPmaster

hi guys

TreeEater
TreeEater

hOI!!!

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

How's tricks?

girlDog
girlDog

Salutations!

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Hello!

w8t4u
w8t4u

Greetings.

Methshot
Methshot

hi!

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

heya.

cum2soon
cum2soon

Much obliged.
Hello there!

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

but can the spider bring back the 10$ I accidentally threw away?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Hello there darling.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

wuddup

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Spiders are always welcome!

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Good night /utg/.
I love you.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Gonna cuck the user!

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

hi
sleep tight sweet user

Flameblow
Flameblow

Jokes on you!
I don't have anyone in my life!
Haha..... ;_;

RumChicken
RumChicken

Sleep well, user! See you tomorrow!

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

It's been another cocaine day I reckon

DeathDog
DeathDog

PUMPIN IRON FOR YOUR FAVORITE. GOOD FORM FOR YOUR FAVORITE

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Maybe she can't bring you 10$, but she can bring you happiness, and we all know that's priceless! Anything is possible if you believe in the spider! You just have to remain optimistic!
Good night. Sleep well.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

FITNESS
share.gifyoutube.com/yoOZdZ.gif

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Do you think Flowey would like the new Samurai Jack? Do you think he would like Scaramouche?

whereismyname
whereismyname

See you tomorrow /utg/!

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

I like that version of Frisk.

farquit
farquit

Bye!

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

no

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Hell yeah.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

stay determined. even during the tough times, you must stay determined.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

why is it so dead

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

time zones differ

we got anons from Europe, America, Asia, errywhere

RumChicken
RumChicken

I'm doing stuff, sorry

StonedTime
StonedTime

I am being bombarded with snow

Techpill
Techpill

I literally just got home

RavySnake
RavySnake

playing game, post later

Supergrass
Supergrass

I feel inexplicably angry and ready to go off. Help me calm down.

Firespawn
Firespawn

I'm fixing fans

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Toriel wants your

whereismyname
whereismyname

body to be used in blood sacrifice

happy_sad
happy_sad

Toriel is not UAC staff

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

My affection and highly specialized extensive quality lore knowledge, right?

King_Martha
King_Martha

no just your dick actually

iluvmen
iluvmen

Oh.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Actually, she wants both. AT THE SAME TIME.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

user recites the origins of dragons while busting a nut
i can see it

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Self to go fuck off and seduce her ex?

Booteefool
Booteefool

Roleplaying as Shakespearean characters while making love

Sounds adventurous enough

Evilember
Evilember

Oh, man

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Chocolate

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Thoughts?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Asgore using the "s" word
Bad. BAD.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

whats up with his ears

Skullbone
Skullbone

why do you keep posting that picture

Flameblow
Flameblow

Because i like it, my dear user. If i feel it's beginning to be overused, i quit using it a long time.

SniperGod
SniperGod

I'm not straight, I just suck clit

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

that chin on the far right

we Jay Leno now

Firespawn
Firespawn

dont look

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Posting the next part on imgur since it's 3 pages long.

imgur.com/a/og0Xn

What do?

Methshot
Methshot

Heart Pupils

FastChef
FastChef

Do a hand stand and tell them that their days of being trapped are over, and that we are the god king of earth, and Papyrus has been chosen as our disciple.

But then a portal appears

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

strawpoll.me/12525941

SniperGod
SniperGod

Toriel is a shit character and just as bad as Asgore. Inexplicably letting a bunch of kids walk into a land of monsters that will fucking kill them because they beat her in a slap fight, then just forgetting they exist entirely? What kind of mom does that? A total fucking bitch is who.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

I love this goat

takes2long
takes2long

dont look

RumChicken
RumChicken

Then we can float on the moat and be freakay

Freakay!

eGremlin
eGremlin

femanons

girlDog
girlDog

would drink

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Flower
With penis

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

The world needs more

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

so uh
i heard there was an undyne thread somewhere
where is it/is it still alive?
i need to know for reasons

w8t4u
w8t4u

I looked. I appreciate this spider.

idontknow
idontknow

ecto-dick

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

implying robotrannydick is any better

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

implying I said anything about that

Firespawn
Firespawn

posting my shitty shit

JunkTop
JunkTop

Who let HIM out

Playboyize
Playboyize

Him?
You're talking about HIM?
That HIM?
The HIM?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Goat dick best dick

Booteefool
Booteefool

I did it

WebTool
WebTool

Tell my friends they've been good to me and that it has been an honor to know them

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

No. I'll tell them you're a nerd and you smelled

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

It's SNOWIN

Supergrass
Supergrass

*Snowdin
Play the game, secondary

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

HIM

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

don't assume my gender

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

me?

Methnerd
Methnerd

But what about flower dick?

RumChicken
RumChicken

Rip toebeans

Tell people that today my rifle skill improved.

massdebater
massdebater

Frisk looks like one of those over exaggerated 1950s cartoon characters. You know, the offensive ones.

SniperWish
SniperWish

to infinity and beyond

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Also good

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

my feet hurt so bad i bet toebeans are more comfortable

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Stop taunting me!

FastChef
FastChef

it's great

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

DRINK UP

King_Martha
King_Martha

If Chara is "One in a million", and there over 7.484 billion people (rough estimate), does that mean there are over 7,484 Chara's?

WebTool
WebTool

good night thread, I hope it's a cozy one

askme
askme

good night friend

Bidwell
Bidwell

It's not a lot of people when you consider they are all separate.

FastChef
FastChef

holy shit, were people on tumblr so tired of you harassing them with this you found your way to utg? please go elsewhere for your broken heart fetish.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Where do I find a Chara?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Just in case you haven't found it already
/trash/thread/8061600#p8061600

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Africa

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

lizard

Lunatick
Lunatick

Which undertale is the best charmer?

Bidwell
Bidwell

i want her to give me a bad time if u see what im saying

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Don't read

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

haha nice, i get you bro

Emberburn
Emberburn

lizard belly

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

: <

The truth hurts that i love a murderer

Flameblow
Flameblow

Papyton picture
NOT ON MY WATCH

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

It's canon

Evilember
Evilember

NO IT'S NOT. It's a tumblr ship.

Firespawn
Firespawn

cannon

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

HE'S TOO AUTISTIC TO KNOW WHAT SEXY MEANS.
The game points this out. He doesn't even know some simple things. He doesn't even know what sex is.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Looks like Mettaton has a lot to teach him then ;)

TechHater
TechHater

he is just mimicking the tv.
he doesn't know that microwaves need power
he doesn't know what people do in beds when they are on dates
he doesn't know that junior jumble is really easy

farquit
farquit

papyton is the second worst skeleton ship after fontcest teebee aytch

cum2soon
cum2soon

Better than pedophile Frans ship
Better than Science Friends crackship
Better than Fishbones crackship

whereismyname
whereismyname

That's the truth, Truth.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

When people make the skeletons blush blue or orange it annoys the hell out of me

Illusionz
Illusionz

I think it's cute desu

Emberfire
Emberfire

this is tumblr general don't you know?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Real cancer hours.

massdebater
massdebater

That's not cute though

Firespawn
Firespawn

i thought it was the twitter and pixiv general

Methshot
Methshot

this is a quality image

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

post more quality images

likme
likme

thought this was the discord

Methshot
Methshot

god is dead and we have killed him

MPmaster
MPmaster

BORF

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Is it weird that I feel pity for the inanimate skeleton doll?

King_Martha
King_Martha

STOP

Methshot
Methshot

I'm revoking your posting privileges

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Goat?

Bidwell
Bidwell

please

Emberfire
Emberfire

You have no power here, Woshua the Gay

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

mspg stop

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

I will draw you, Sansman, as poison is drawn from a wound.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

why this happen

RavySnake
RavySnake

dont look

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

see ya later

lostmypassword
lostmypassword


"im not putting that in my mouth"
you feel smooth vines begin to wrap around your body
"dont be silly" flowey says as the vines tighten, and push your head into him "you havent eaten a thing since you got down here"
"you wouldnt want my favourite new toy to die of malnutrition would you?"
he chuckles slightly
your lips are now pressed against his member, you are clenching your mouth shut with as much force as you can
suddenly, thorns sprout from floweys vines and dig into your skin
reflexively you try to let out a scream, however the moment you open your mouth flowey has forced his cock down your throat
"im not letting you reset again until ive had all the fun i can force out of you"
an evil grin spreads across his face

Techpill
Techpill

Me on the right!

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

lemme get a lollipop

Methshot
Methshot

what aus are these

w8t4u
w8t4u

Sans Has Eye Cancertale

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

cringe posting
Oh good. My favorite.

TechHater
TechHater

Fucked if I know

JunkTop
JunkTop

How do you go from this....

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

to this

Bidwell
Bidwell

Goodnight utg! I hope you all have a good Tuesday! Sleep well and dream of your favorite!

Firespawn
Firespawn

this thread went from a 7 to a 10

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

goodnight goat

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

good night. hope your monday was good

happy_sad
happy_sad

happy white day my guys

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

merry white day to you too

Firespawn
Firespawn

Thanks!

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

when is vore coming back

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

hopefully never

SniperGod
SniperGod

never that shits bannable. one warning was all i needed.

WebTool
WebTool

When I think up something related.
May or may not be soon. Probably not.
Nah.

whereismyname
whereismyname

when is dad coming back

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

im really not good at writing fics but i had fun anyway
i should head to bed now though
maybe ill have another flowey dream with this fresh in my mind

goodnight

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

goodnight floweyposter

TechHater
TechHater

Goodnight! Sleep well!

Lunatick
Lunatick

when you finally become a good boy

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Never. It trashed a thread. Never forget.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

when

cum2soon
cum2soon

I love you

StonedTime
StonedTime

are you gonna spank me like a bad boy then? teach me a lesson

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

yesterday

Snarelure
Snarelure

Cringeshitters are our misfortune

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Monster designs don't have to make sense.

FastChef
FastChef

Still happened because pedo and other lewd shit

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

I really like his art.

massdebater
massdebater

Papyrus eats tiny anons
Doesn't realize he should probably let them out at some point
later someone inspects papyrus under his suit
discovers tons of anons trapped in yellow ecto
they have survived on spaghetti and dinosaur eggs papyrus doesn't actually digest

Techpill
Techpill

that one fiction where sans is forced against his will to eat other versions of himself.and they dissolve into nothingness.

I still don't know what to think about it.

Illusionz
Illusionz

haha post something cute

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

just for you

DeathDog
DeathDog

The witching hour is at hand.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Sounds stupid. And I have fapped to stupid things.
I suppose we should.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

k

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Real quiet hours

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

thats not how you do it, watch
D E A D

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Most of my fellow Americans are sleeping.

Most Eurobros are at work

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Would you still love your fave if the edgy jokes they made turned out to be unironic and you realized they would probably hate you on principle

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Whatever you say. 3 months.

SniperGod
SniperGod

CUTE NERDS

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

If Undyne's so cute then how come Asgore didn't come to her piano recital

happy_sad
happy_sad

Well hey, am I wrong?
YES

Booteefool
Booteefool

No but neither am I.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

I mean, I guess.

You're off by a month though. Are you mistaking me for someone else?

viagrandad
viagrandad

that's more about asgore than undyne

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

I have no idea who you are. That's just my guess for this general's longevity.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Oh, I thought you were talking about my tenure. Maybe recognized me by filenames (which would require some weirdly photographic memory).

But yeah, no dude. This General's got a long time yet. Like I said, Just look at KSG or MEG pre-andromeda

cum2soon
cum2soon

3 months.
They were saying that eight months ago.
Face it, we're here for the long haul.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Don't know about them but /utg/ relies on a few key posters who hold the rest here. If they left at least 75% would too.
And they said 4 months 4 months ago and 9 months 12 months ago. Just my guess.

StonedTime
StonedTime

3 months.
do you realize they were saying that exact same number half a year ago?
6 months ago
"Oh yeah, we'll be dead in three months"
Christmas: "We'll be dead in January

likme
likme

im still up but i have nothing to say.
im scared lately that saying anything could cause some kind of big argument so i watch what i post carefully.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Well, your guess in really wrong, my dude.
Unless you try to kill us off by coming to our houses.
But I don't think you're capable of that

Techpill
Techpill

What they said is really irrelevant as this is a case by case opinion based on changing statistics but I get why you bring it up.

massdebater
massdebater

The more it gets pushed forward, the less seriously people take it

And yeah, at work

Playboyize
Playboyize

it doesn't matter. we'll be here for months to come.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

im permabanned poster monsterstomper58. i first started reading utg when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of "human purity" and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like "monster balls" and "i love shitting inside monster assholes" in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing things in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what the kind of "ironic" style of fyad humor was all about; i think it's the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who "get" utg to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a mental illness. peace.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Has it really been three months already? Or are you a mystic who can see the future? Anyway this is an unrelated data watch for me, who is your favorite Undertale? Mine is Asgore.
Sounds like a them problem desu.

JunkTop
JunkTop

he can't recognize that generals can be around for years, even without updates
pure denial on your part, user.
what

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

all generals are the same
If you say so, you didn't answer my question though.

Emberburn
Emberburn

Ah. I see who it is. Never mind.

Where would you live if you were a monster?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

With the underground Empty, I'd make it my own personal playgroud.

Yeah we're free and all, But now I have this place all to myself.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

i would live in snowdin, my dude.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Who what is? I'd probably live in Waterfall.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

The scary thing is this is exactly what schizophrenic would post.
I've seen them post before. The way they seem to really know what they're talking about and assume everyone else does as well is oddly specific.

Flameblow
Flameblow

you never know, it could just be soundsgote

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

waterfall or the city
everywhere else sucks

Emberburn
Emberburn

hotland to be honest. i would visit snowdin often but i cant really handle the cold.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

But now I have this place all to myself
Flowey's still there, user.
Being alone in the underground with Flowey there would be fucking terrifying.

Skullbone
Skullbone

Oh yeah, there's that.

nvm going back to the gunshine state

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Provided you can keep him entertained, you'd be fine. Though that in and of itself is a horrifying thought, Flowey alone in the Underground forcefully becomes your best friend, like pic related.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Why not just kill Flowey too?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

user, he's talking about post-TP, not post-Genocide.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Flowey basically presented himself and pleaded at the end of Geno, leading to an easy kill. He could easily keep his distance and fuck you up otherwise.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

It doesn't really matter who it is just that it looks like the actual thing just as much it looks like copypasta.
I didn't mean just here either, it's just something I've seen from time to time over the years on imageboards. 1% of people are affected so it's just bound to happen.
Just something I unfortunately relate to. Undertale.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

It's a text post.

iluvmen
iluvmen

And this...
Is a text post.

girlDog
girlDog

March 2017
Still no band cover of any of Undyne's themes with a proper brass section
What the fuck is even the point

cum2soon
cum2soon

This, however, is a text post.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

I wonder how much EXP you'd get from killing Flowey...

viagrandad
viagrandad

Surprisingly, its a text post.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Is it a text post?

Spamalot
Spamalot

He doesn't count as a monsters, so it's debatable you'd get any, unless humans yield EXP too.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Text post...

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

ceci n'est pas une text post

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Is it really a text post?

idontknow
idontknow

no

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

I think they would. Just like it gets easier to kill monsters the more you do, killing humans would distance you the same way.
Just, it only affects how powerful you are against monsters because with them the willpower to hurt is what matters there. Humans are physical instead having their body attuned to their soul.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Behold!
A text post.

cum2soon
cum2soon

He doesn't count as a monster
Sure he does

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Man Undyne hides her dick well

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

She keeps it under the mattress

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Hell knows, he doesn't get damage numbers, no souls of any kind, takes multiple hits at LV 20, doesn't turn to dust, he's probably considered as physical as humans.

Flameblow
Flameblow

We need a new goat in utg

idontknow
idontknow

What's wrong with the 3 (+2) we have?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Equippable weapon

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

He's an actual flower not a monster.
select all images with flowers

takes2long
takes2long

Frick was real but he gone

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

looks like he's about to snap sans' neck

RavySnake
RavySnake

he doesn't get damage numbers
what
no souls of any kind
True
takes multiple hits at LV 20
huh
doesn't turn to dust
True
he's probably considered as physical as humans
Fair
He's an actual flower not a monster.
Practically. Only difference in my eyes is he can use magic. Sure, other humans could use magic in the past, but it seems that they forgot how. One would think that magical ability is tied to either the soul or one's Determination, but if the latter were true then Frisk would be able to employ magic to some degree, but they never show such ability.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

what
Whether you hit him at the end of Neutral, or Geno, no damage numbers will appear, unlike say Asgore with the 99999999.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

I tend to think there's magic in a lot of humans, but they need the proximity of monsters and their magic to activate for the first time. Afterwards it can be cultivated, but they need some contact with real magic, before it unlocks.

Maybe that's why the monsters ended up being imprisoned, rather than destroyed, as a failsafe for when magic fades from human bloodlines.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Ah. Sure, as regular Flowey, but he behaves like any other monster as Omega Flowey, and I don't think the distinction between whether or not Flowey can be considered a monster can be made on whether or not he absorbs human souls. A monster is a monster.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

He also wrecks the game world and can alter shit at will, so I really don't think Omega counts, especially since as he proves at the end of the fight, the damage you inflicted actually meant nothing.

He doesn't display most other characteristics of monsters. One the of the True Lab entries also say that Alphys considered something "neither human nor monster".

Firespawn
Firespawn

nothing about him is 'monster'
What about the monster essence he was imprinted with?

Lunatick
Lunatick

especially since as he proves at the end of the fight, the damage you inflicted actually meant nothing.
Not because you didn't damage him, but because he reverted the damage through some mini-reset shenanigans... Somehow. That fight showed that he had stats.
One the of the True Lab entries also say that Alphys considered something "neither human nor monster".
He may not be 100% monster but he's certainly more Monster than neutral.
nothing about him is 'monster'
Except that he's more than just a flower + determination, since Asriel's dust fell on the flower that became Flowey. At the very least he has Asriel's memories. Going out on a limb, he could also have some remnant of monster essence depending on what a monster's dust contains.

cum2soon
cum2soon

fuck im tired and forgot.

TreeEater
TreeEater

I'm not at all debating the essence and he's definitely more monster than anything else. Possibly just stuck in a kind of in-between limbo. He probably has the essence in him, since he is essentially Asriel, except heavily damaged. I'd argue just not enough to really classify him as a monster, since the rest of the characteristics aren't present.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

it's one of those nights

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

What if you and your fave had to pilot the giant robot on a suicide mission against the space monster fleet

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

RIP

SniperWish
SniperWish

How so?

Lunatick
Lunatick

Goodnight /utg/, I love you!

massdebater
massdebater

cold and lonely and quiet and undertale

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Eurohours really are the quietest

Firespawn
Firespawn

nighty night

happy_sad
happy_sad

sleep tight, thread. i don't visit you much anymore, but know that i miss you. *smooches ur forehead*

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Luv u 2 bby sleep well

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

See you tomorrow!

Booteefool
Booteefool

Soundboard remixes?

youtube.com/watch?v=-19Z_psHe7w

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

good night

Methshot
Methshot

Assemble your team

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

squad assembled

happy_sad
happy_sad

A solid team composition

Spamalot
Spamalot

indeed

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

WAKE UP

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

im awake, what do you want?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

a friend

DeathDog
DeathDog

oof no can do, cant you just want someone to talk to for like three posts?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

I'm gonna shove your fave into a mud puddle at school so they have to be muddy the entire day

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

youtube.com/watch?v=t25REMXBnqY

Booteefool
Booteefool

I should really finish the "Asriel goes to therapy" story I started after watching a documentary on child soldiers.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Asgore planned out that Chara would be self-sacrificing
instilled the idea of buttercups by replacing the butter with plants so the kids would mix it up and endures the poison
all to turn his son into a fine soldier

what a great dad

takes2long
takes2long

good morning!

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

This is what Tumblr believes
Wouldn't even surprise me if someone unironically thought that

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

good morning baby, time to get this money all day grind haHA FUCKIN UNDERTALE WOO

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Fucking good morning

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Hi! How are you?

King_Martha
King_Martha

Good morning!

Morning, fucker

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

C R A C K
T H A T
W H I P

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Nope! We're partially snowed in here, so I get to stay home. Gonna spend the day scanning things.

Howdy!

I'm feeling just dandy, how about you?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Am I going to have to 'get out dis car' and choke a robot?

Booteefool
Booteefool

letting snow stop the grind
sounds like you aint a real one

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

I'm great today,thank you.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Are you the user scanning 'Today is a Wonderful Day' etc?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

kek

Methshot
Methshot

But the building is closed!

Cool, glad to hear it.

Yes. Currently fighting my scanner to make it scan a full page instead of cutting everything up into panels. I'mma shut up now and hop to it.

happy_sad
happy_sad

the building is closed!
all im hearin is excuses to slack off desu

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Neat, good luck on it and thank you for the effort!

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

You know it.

You could, but he'll probably enjoy it.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Opetoriel
youtube.com/watch?v=nIo3lpXrc5A

StonedTime
StonedTime

I hear the chara theories are finally getting a japanese translation and all I can say is: good. it's a good thing that the japanese will finally see they've been misunderstanding and misinterpreting the game without the western fandom's assistance and perhaps now they'll reconsider all that hateful lolmurder chara art they've done over the months.

it'll take a while, but if they finally realize chara is actually one of the kinder, more helpful characters of the game (especially helping with monster checks and acts) and they'll stop with the awful mockeries.

Skullbone
Skullbone

You don't have to falseflag as a charafag. People still hate them

SniperWish
SniperWish

Shota goat is a slut!

Soft_member
Soft_member

I can't believe he shot up the school with his cummies like that

Flameblow
Flameblow

What if an Undertale animated series comes along and they decided to give Undyne a male's voice for comedic effect? (kinda like Dr Girlfriend)

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

If it actually is Dr Girlfriend's voice I'm fine with it

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Has the guy who ordered Asgore x Frisk doujin?

MPmaster
MPmaster

No, he hasn't eaten it yet, he's chewing through the cover first, but it's a little hard and paper-y

Techpill
Techpill

For a while I thought Normal!Metatton's face was a facsimilie of Frisk's. Took me a while to twig that it was an M.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Not yet. I hear it takes awhile to get exports. although someone did scan that one asgoreXasriel doujin

Techpill
Techpill

Did somebody say something about whips?

Also:
Good morning /utg/!

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Hot bots with whips are always appreciated also source?

w8t4u
w8t4u

Sorry - that signature at the bottom is the only thing we have

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

youtu.be/kFT083GhycM#t=19

Lunatick
Lunatick

56 posts to go with 5 images to play with. Use them wisely!

Inmate
Inmate

human mettaton
Smokin hot

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

fuck oyu

RavySnake
RavySnake

But of course!

SniperGod
SniperGod

I was going to shitpost but at the last minute I matured and realized how dumb it would be, so I saved one for the image limit.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

way to go user, heres your medal

5mileys
5mileys

If your favorite joined Star Fleet, what kind of career line would they follow?

happy_sad
happy_sad

Redshirt, clearly

SniperWish
SniperWish

He'd probably feel pressured to go into Command but he'd probably join the science staff as a Xenobotanist.

Playboyize
Playboyize

Meanwhile Im going to waste the image limit by posting the two best characters (Papyrus is also one of the best but im out of pictures with all 3 )

Flameblow
Flameblow

thanks my mane

Techpill
Techpill

One whip wielding robot and i'm off.
See you in few hours!

SniperGod
SniperGod

welp, there it goes

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

I can already imagine smol gote as ship's captain.

In fact I want an image of this

Booteefool
Booteefool

Oh shit! I forgot about the image limit.
Sorry about that...

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

it doesnt matter we get 250 again next thread

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

She'd be medical staff or Xeno-Materials Group (archeology or paleontology, haven't decided)

King_Martha
King_Martha

and we're almost there

askme
askme

Put Undyne into tactical.
Just do it.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

You will never be sensually whipped by a kinky hot robot
feelsbad

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

you damn right baby only 34 to go

eGremlin
eGremlin

I want hot chocolate

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

go home chara
dark chocolate is better

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

I want Spaghetti

TreeEater
TreeEater

i want the succ

StonedTime
StonedTime

i want a nap

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

I want to go live on a secluded island and spend my life in quiet contemplation.

Flameblow
Flameblow

i changed my mind i want a sandwich

SniperWish
SniperWish

I want a fish

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Imagine Undyne having human drinks for the first time!

King_Martha
King_Martha

new thread when

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Imagine if can monsters die from sadness? Can monsters die from a broken heart?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

23 posts minimum

Spamalot
Spamalot

Undyne and Alphys go to a bar
the night drags on a little slowly
someone decides shots are on him
Undyne ponders trying them and eventually gives in
turns out she's a natural and starts slamming them down
after pushing her limit she starts to not feel so good
Undyne rushed to the bathroom
and then everyone respected her privacy the end

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Imagine sticking your dick or an equivalent phallic object in Muffet's bumhole. Would it get covered in webs?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

How would your favorite seduce someone they fancy?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Overly friendly getting and some nice flowers. Be simultaneously too forward and too formal. Probably out of nerves.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

no, you would probably get it above your crotch (if you're doing doggystyle). The spinnerets are right over the anus

WebTool
WebTool

puns until you fucking like it

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

That's a relief, getting stuck would suck

idontknow
idontknow

Has anyone posted this yet? Gerson fighting in the monster war
68.media.tumblr.com/fcc71e61853479701fd2fd2250aecc51/tumblr_omlymnrQYO1vlf645o1_1280.png

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Someone else click that first, I've been here too long to trust it

DeathDog
DeathDog

It's legit, it's from jelly's tumblr.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

68.media.tumblr.com/fcc71e61853479701fd2fd2250aecc51/tumblr_omlymnrQYO1vlf645o1_1280.png
Is legit

5mileys
5mileys

It's just pissed off Gerson with a glowing blue warhammer and a human holding sword

Nojokur
Nojokur

Well, its just Gerson and human knight.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

I really don't know how she'd go after men directly. She'd probably try to be cute and say something acerbic or witty to at least break the ice.

Booteefool
Booteefool

I want Mettaton's cock

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

*accidentally something acerbic

Bidwell
Bidwell

come on guys just 5 more posts

Soft_member
Soft_member

He would look up awful dating advice on the internet, try to memorize as many pick-up lines as possible, then mix them all up into a word salad when he attempts to say them.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

3 i think

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

2 actually

Snarelure
Snarelure

I'm ugly and I'm proud!

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

forced to make hot chocolate with water
suffering

Booteefool
Booteefool

Thanks, Alphys.

StonedTime
StonedTime

well that is -2

Nojokur
Nojokur

Is Veeky Forums dead?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Touchy faggot.
At least make half of it milk or pour in cream. Just water what the fuck man.

happy_sad
happy_sad

It's alive for me at least

hairygrape
hairygrape

NEW THREAD WHEN

whereismyname
whereismyname

Hm, kinda buggy.

takes2long
takes2long

So, like usual, amirite?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

nope

Booteefool
Booteefool

ALL MEMES ONLINE

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Can new threads not be made or something?

girlDog
girlDog

Can new posts not be made or something?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Am I the only one here?

MPmaster
MPmaster

Can new memes not be made or something?

MPmaster
MPmaster

NEW
veekyforums.com/thread/171007809/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/171007809/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/171007809/video-games

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

WHAT WERE YOU WAITING FOR

Inmate
Inmate

is that what he calls it