/gwt/ - GWENT: The Witcher Card Game General

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Thats HS.
Daily Reset in Poland land is in 5:30hours.

>tfw daylight saving time pushed reset timer back an hour

>Being a third world fag

But that is 26.3

TWO HOURS BEFORE PATCH

USA USA USA!

>tfw I will keep the game open forever so that I'll keep my cards unpatched

Nice my friend!
I had the same idea
guess we two will be playing a lot of games in the future

i-i love you too, a-user

is the rumor true? is rethaz so butthurt about leakerbro that he pushed that patch to next week?

That would be child level autism.

Of course not, but autist will say otherwise because reasons.

Closed ranks!

Crush those vermin!

Czechmate!

got rank 15 2 weeks ago and didnt touch the game since
>play unranked, get top 100 faggots all the time decktesting their meta shit

patch fucking when ?

end blog

ofc it is true, dont listen to the others. i even have screenshots of it just give me a second to find them

in 45 minutes

Yes.

Naaaaaaaaaaaah, no way.
Mainly, cause I don't think Swim had any idea about the release date.

>Closed
Close*

All the popular streamers and some top players get access to a beta client.
Swim knew, kbt also hinted at the patch being released today and some of the changes, like 2 weeks ago on his stream.

Do you have any concluding statements?

who ever talked about swim that faggot
it got leaked here, by us

>popular streamers

I usually play casual and I am a top 100 player but I only do so with meme decks like Henselt PFI or Kambi decks or whatever.

>durr hurr this meme person spewing memes via a meme video memeservice
>somehow it makes him a relevant source of information

>All the popular streamers and some top players get access to a beta client.
I know, but they don't know the release date of the new update.
Why would they? They know about future changes, but that's all.
> kbt also hinted at the patch being released today and some of the changes, like 2 weeks ago on his stream.

The whole positioning thing is already old. I was there when he first talk about it. Rethaz was there and allowed it, is not really a secret.
They are all a bunch of memelors. Except KBT. That guy is pure and needs to be protected.

how do you climb and not play cancer deck

ha you aren't even subtle anymore

It was after the positioning stuff. I don't remember exactly but he implied the patch was going to be released today.

>can i play shit decks and beat actual good decks

are you retarded by any chance ?

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???

I don't know, haven't seem the stream lately.
About what?

you know it "user"

N-no! Tell me!

>streamstreamstreamstreamstreamstreamstreamstream
Fucking stop enabling this cancer

ill keep your little secret to myself don't worry qt

Joachim or Dandelion?

there are wayyyyy too many weebs in the general. jesus fuck.

user i hate anime too, but they have good reaction gifs. that's why im keeping and posting them.

Card games stronk

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L-lewd...
Thank you.

Jaskier

You do know history of this site right? And the owner?

Can someone shop there a skellige cover instead of the wixoss one pls?

I imagine the rats would be neutral, right? Bonhart and rience are two of the cards I want to see most, maybe rience even have some bonus for vilge burning him

why worst faction?

thats how the site started but it changed over time

do you also throw your shit at other people while yelling 'you know the human history, right?'

Because I play strength memes.
Or just do all of them if you want.

NG and northern realms are the ones most known for pulling the perfect card out of their asses. SK just has it in their hand and you both know it and you wait all game for it.

So , patch tomorrow.

>I imagine the rats would be neutral
Probably, yeah.

Bonhard was leaked months ago.
Is a silver NG card. The premium is pretty shitty, thou. Thunder in the background and not much else...

> Mistle.jpg
That's Ciri. One of the early concept arts, at least.
They went with really shitty haircuts, for some reason.

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I've seen the bonhart leak, their premiums have gotten much better over time, look at how shit lorveth's was at first.

>ciri

but no scar

i still do that desu

patch in 50 MINUTES

What is a good use for Kambi?

>durr hurr bait
Sorry m8. Gwent or HS aren't the first cardgames on Veeky Forums

Patch moved to Friday.

it must suck to be stuck in an endless timeloop

Friday was three days ago, faggot.

i just wanted to post that gif desu

until they release the patch

AYY HOLD UP REDDIT IS GOING TO SCREENSHOT THAT

Former CDPR fan here. It's hilarious watching reddit crash and burn but seriously, we can't allow them to get their hands on the patch notes.

Discard deck.
Dominate in round 1, spies in round 2 and burn as many cards as possible.
Last round Morkvarg + Dash / Hjalmar.

Do you GG everybody?

Unless they are massive faggots, yes

Never Skellige or Monsters. I GG everything else

I hid them already under my blanket

i gg everyone
except monster, skelliger, ng, nr, st, and neutral players

Everyone who's not monster or discard.

everybody but Radovid
he is not the worst or hardest opponent but the most annoying one to face and I swear people play him not to win but to fuck with me

What do people mean when people say that the coin flip needs to be fixed?

Radovid's not half as bad as weather faggots

>being mad about the rad lad

This.
So I don't GG 75% of the games.

sometime the coin lands on the coin edge and the game doesnt start because of it. Both players are stuck forever and need to create a new account to play again.

swim playing with bekker's has me laughing like a madman

go back to plebbit saberbladez

is swim a spic

i mean he had a poncho and everything

> One time in a million, a coin will land on its edge, but all it takes to knock it over is a vagrant breeze, a vibration, or a slight blow. Swim_, a human coin, on edge for a brief time - in the Gwent Zone.

Kill yourself all of you reddit faggots. Holy shit you bring nothing but cancer to this thread.

FUCK SWIM AND FUCK YOU
GET THE FUCK OUT OFF MY BOARD YOU BETAORBITER

desu I don't play this game anymore til they fix discard and monsters so I just watch streams

what the fuck did you just fucking say about me you little bitch i'll have you know that i graduated top of my class in the navy seals and have over 300 confirmed kills in my involvement in numerous secret raids on al-qaeda and you are nothing to me but just another target so you better prepare for the storm maggot the storm that wipes out the pathetic little shit you call your life if only you had known what unholy retribution your clever little comment was about to bring down on you but you didn't just shut the fuck up so now you might think again the next time you write such shit to me over the internet but wait you will not write anything to me or my son ever again because you will be dead

FUCK OFF REDDITORS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

you're fucking spare parts, aren't ya bud?

>navy pasta
You must be fucking joking. Literally sudoku right now.
Arrow in knee-tier stale shit meme

gomenasai my name is ken-sama and i'm fluent in over 300 ways to kill you and that's just with my bare hands i wear kimonos around town every day and am already adapting for when i'll move to japan next month and i'm already contacting my secret network of spies across the usa so think again fucker wish me luck in japan