/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

>overpriced
yes

>piece of shit
not really

>literal
no

It's overpriced as fuck, but it's still looks good. I don't know what else to spend my glitched bux on, user. I bought everything I could have possibly wanted.

>but it's still looks good
Michael, it's a midlife crisis car. You're breaking, man.

Yeah, who am I kidding? Old school muscle cars and classic sport cars are more my thing...

my nigga

I'm getting a "Authentication failed" error when trying to login to Social Club

Whats happening?

>not really
for a sports car it's shit

shilka to counter jetniggers when?

but then how will you counter the return of the tank?

at least you can run away from a tank

I'm going to sell my PS4 and build a PC. How hard it will be to start from scratch?

why don't you go ask somewhere more appropriate you fucking autist
stop posting this every thread

Extremely easy. Just become some GTAG CEO's buttslave and do VIP Jobs with him till you have enough to buy your own office and vehicle warehouse.
Then just do car sales till you have enough dosh to buy whatever the fuck you had in the PS4.

buy a mac

:^)

are you inept

>tfw we'll never get Uwe's Haus of Automobil Tuning for coked up 80s cars

what is your PSN so we can know who's leaving?

kys so you don't have to

>going flat out down the road delivering a car
>girl character with pink hair can just auto aim and shoot me out of it
>spawn ages away she just gets in my car and delivers it to the cops
go after her heads straight for buildings with proximity mines laid
>then hides in office and sends me a :) message

not gonna lie was pretty mad, holy fuck making money in this game is infuriating

Already PM:ed the crew members I care about for my migration to PC. If you didn't get a PM then you probably don't matter to me, sorry.

Play modded GTA V Singleplayer instead, don't play Online like ever other retarded autist.

what

Do I look like a fag

I only played with /gtag/ when I had a PS3

no thanks

But I'm a retarded autist

Daddies want little girls to fill with cummies ^o^

And that's why the Online is pretty shit. Their PR department completely missed.

>:(

The problem is the game is schizophrenic as fuck, it doesn't know what it wants to be. And at this point it's a god damn clusterfuck in dire need of cleanup.

Spring Cleaning update this Spring or shit is just gonna get out of control.

because you dont have ovaries youre a man

Reminder that we need the Uranus back so that we may do pic related.

in b4 "fox bodies are shit"

No, you're shit.

PS4 crew is a nice crew

>PS4
lol

Do they do more than just source cars and do CEO jobs during the day?

which muscle car offers the most customization?

>oh gee, can't wait to get trolled by MLG menu kids

>PS4
LOL

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That depends when your day is. Weekends tend to be more active because all the timezones can play together. The crew does custom gamemode/playlists all the time.

>all these fucking chinks shitting up lobbies

free aim lobbies are safer for I/E right?

generally so, since you can count on a player to snap onto you from across the street if you're doing that shit in auto-aim

>snap onto you from across the street

yeah happened earlier

same poster? also, just post ID at least so no-one anticipates playing with you again

No, is a retard

>quitting
>too afraid to post psn

What are some unexpected cars that can be modded/riced up to an unexpected extent? Like a Karin Antelope or a Phantom FQ620 with giant spoilers for example?

Tampa or Drift Tampa?

Drift Tampa

Neither

Both

drift tampa

is it actually better or is it only a dude hoonigan lmao meme ?

It's only faster, not many mods. It's also mis-classed in the sports so it's not any good in races either.

Buy the Tampa, even comes with a supercharger sound rather than the regular turbo sounds.

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>Snow never again

Where did all the topless chicks go online? Did they really remove them while there's still cultists with their dicks out?

Drift Tampa my boy

Don't listen to them, user, Tampa is superior because Drift Tampa has jack shit for mods

They can still be spotted at the Richman Mansion

Drift Tampa is great you'll morans.

>fast
>handles well
>great sounding engine

I will agree that its only shortcoming is the lack of mod options.

this, its a really fun car

I own one and it's probably my favorite car and I agree. Another issue is the price, it should be like 700k

I await the disappointment of the GP1.

flying car when?
Not the rocket voltic thats not good enough.

My guess is it will fall in supercar purgatory. Not awful but not good enough for competitive races

Sure, it probably isnt worth 900k like it is currently priced, but

>arguing over 200k
>when you can just glitch car sales and get 700k for selling 4 top ranges

I'm glad Games For Windows Live is dead.

When one piece of shitty DRM falls another just takes its place. Hope you're ready for the next Rockstar PC port to have Denuvo.

It's dead, but very much alive on IV... :/

>Can't lock on to I/E vehicles
>CAN lock on to the I/E Cargobob

Good plan.

The only thing that can save it is 3 seats, if it's a 3 seater I'm buying it, regardless of performance or looks, if not it will have to look much better than it seems from the promotional picture.

>Source vehicle
>beat owners time
>decide to floor it to get away from his mates
>hit train track ramp
>shitter npcs heading opposite way
>pass first guy mid air
>second guy turns under my car
>clip his roof and roll
>rolling down the road at mach 2
>2k damage
>4k
>5k
>8k
>hit a petrol pump and explode

gtag anthem
youtube.com/watch?v=UyaTvSD0o8I

Well FUCK YOU TOO user
:^(

So when are we getting that sweet night club update.

Came across this gem while playing just now, I think it sums up playing with randoms perfectly

>discord is dead
>crew is dead
>game is dead
rip

Was looking to pick up one of the rally styled cars and checked the performance sheet. Unless I'm missing something, is there any reason to buy the Tropos over the Omnis? I'm not sure why it's more expensive when the stats seem worse.

FUCK TRAFFIC IN EVERY GTA GAME EVER

why in the FUCK is a car driving the wrong way on a bridge that GOES IN ONE DIRECTION

muh pop up headlights
muh aesthetics

>tfw I crush Troposfags in races with my Omnis

>is there any reason to buy the Tropos over the Omnis?
the tropos actually looks good, unlike the omnis

thanks grindfags

>higher stats than Tropos
no fucking shit it beats the Tropos, are you trying to be edgy?

>join random session
>/gtag/ guy in it dropping redpills on voice chat
wew lad, the randos never knew what hit em

How was that edgy?

gtag sounds unbearable

this is why everyone is muted for me

Because you're trying to claim you're skilled when really the Omnis is straight up just faster. I'm not saying you're bad at driving, but it sounds like those posts where people win races in a Turismo vs. Zentornos or some shit, due to "skill". It may be plausible there, but here it doesn't make any sense since the Tropos is slower than the Omnis anyways.

You probably didn't know, but either way the point still stands.

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>all gtag did today was wageslage with cars and ceo shit

>antelope
I laughed way too hard at that for some reason

Learn how to greentext, faggot.

He did nothing wrong? Get laid.