Sup Veeky Forums my friend has just bought a Nissan Juke which lead me to wonder which is the ultimate Cuckmobile

Sup Veeky Forums my friend has just bought a Nissan Juke which lead me to wonder which is the ultimate Cuckmobile.

Which auto do you think is the cuckest of them all

anything with an internal combustion engine.

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Anything with a six figure pricetag and less range than a $15k shitbox.

Any manufacturer with identical models that require a software package to unlock performance.

>Any manufacturer with identical models that require a software package to unlock performance.
kek does the elongated muskrat really do this?

pretty much this

luddites will continue to cry about how the ICE engine is better because it's loud though, despite electric offering far superior power delivery with less maintenance

>inb4 triggered flintstones

I feel like this car would have been fine if they removed the odd headlights and made the interior less gay.

>0-60 is 2.2 seconds
reminder that ice shit cannot achieve this number.

To "unlock" ludacris mode you need to pay $15k for a line of code.

Plenty of modified street cars do it a lot faster than that not to mention 2 or 3 second faster 1/4 mile times. But you're a production cuck right?

>modified
sperg harder cuck

>ice such shit it needs modification to even hope to compete with a sedan

>cannot
oh hi there

>dragster is ICE only hope of competing with average electric family sedan
topkek

>breaks down after a 1/2 mile
lel

Bonus lel:
>modified
lol

>say it can't be done
>post car that does 0-200mph in 2 seconds
>that doesn't count!

>needs to recharge after a 1/2 mile

>not production
>breaks down after a 1/4 mile
>modified
desperate cuck is desperate
you mispelled 330 miles. sperg harder.

fpbp

330 miles if you drive it like a golf cart that you drive around as your wife is getting bulled at home.

>being cucked by electrons

That's as low as it gets.

550 miles*

>electric cars run off of natural gases and other renewable energies supporting America
>pollute more initially but in the long run pollute far far less
>don't require you to be a cucked by saudi Arabia
Why would any non cucked american buy a car with an internal combustion engine? Do Americans like being cucked?

wtf i love electric cars now

They project the liberalism bogeyman on any kind of progress.

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>90's edition
Ford Festiva
>00's edition
Either a Mercury Sable or Carolla
>10's Edition
anything you can get for less than 5 grand on craigslist and can be outran by a GDI Kia Rio in a drag race.

if you drive electric, the liberals win

>the alternative is LITERALLY being cucked by muslims and destroying the environment
ironic, isn't it? cucked by the muslims they claim to despise.

>Cucked by Muslims
>OPEC literally scrambling because America is unsheathing it's massive shale cock ready to bust an oily nut all over Saudi Arabia

>implying america can function without oil from other countries
>not supporting electric cars so we don't have to he cuckolds anymore
you have to be retarded to hate electrics.

>hurr ur cucked by saudi niggers
>mfw only about 11% of our oil comes from them
>mfw the leafs are our biggest supplier
>mfw the majority of our oil imports are from the americas

>jokes on you! he wasn't fucking my wife! someone else was!
this isn't a bragging right. still cucked