/csgog/ - Counter Strike: Global Offensive General

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>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
hltv.org/events/upcoming/
gosugamers.net/counterstrike

>Competitive News
hltv.org

>Wiki
wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page

>PUG Services
[FREE] cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] play.esea.net

>Betting/Trading/Item Related
csgolounge.com
csesport.com
gosugamers.net
gamblersanonymous.org/ga
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.

>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=243468228


>Ranks & Stats
csgo-stats.com
hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team

>Game Enhancements
simpleradar.com/
spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt

>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: docs.livestreamer.io/
Open Source Twitch Chat: sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty

>How to git gud
Do this EVERYDAY: youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
Watch this EVERYDAY: youtube.com/watch?v=T0Y8PmrzHuI
youtube.com/watch?v=NUgKRtAJqwU

>Useful websites and maps/How to practice
Read and watch everything here: pastebin.com/zTwcpC1q

>Friendly reminder
youtube.com/watch?v=Q9RjDRLBWio

>Old Thread

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twitter.com/OnFireYNk/status/841791796237733895
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do spaniards have dental hygienists?

spaniard here, im not sure what a dental hygienist is
we have dentists alright

Immortals or Liquid?

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immortals but fuck picking either, literally every time I bet against teams in a slump is the moment they break out of a losing streak

Who here making the switch to quake once it comes out?
>Muh hero abilities
There'll be a classic mode retards

>mfw would need to pay for quake online which was free before
literally fuck bethesda

>ESEA in shambles in NA
>go to faceit, queue solo
>one guy on the opposite team drops out after the game begins
>two guys on my team drop out after the game begins

think i'm done with this semen slurping game until esea comes back.

are there any Jewish pro/ex-pro players other than steel?

>quake meme

yeah dude see you here a week after release

rl is streaming drunk with sam. good stream

as much as i love arena shooters, look at how UT4 is doing. lets get real

twitter.com/OnFireYNk/status/841791796237733895

Are servers down for anyone else?

IS IT UPDATE TIME???

The fuck is wrong with steam. I cannot play shit and got banned from faceit for not connecting.

>inb4 hacking steam servers to crack the ia.

steam is up and down. not game specific

all he's doing is yapping about political garbage

rush molotov
pain is momentary glory is eternal

what crosshair do you fags use?

>normal mode: picture
>hard mode: pastebin it

this with crosshairstyle 5

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Right is in actual size except paint scaling sucks ass and it looks better on actual screen.

internal part is like classic static crosshair with 4 pixel hairs and 3 pixel gap
outer part shows spread but it's only 1 pixel in size

I think it's mostly here.
pastebin.com/6SE15tsR

it died and then they added a paywall to it
heh

>when you win casual 8-7 top frag and it feels like winning comp

>smurfs to the left of me
>hackers to the right
>here I am
>stuck in gold nova with youuu

>he doesn't get his strats from r/globaloffensive
Stay silver lmao

hackers are not that hard to deal with
just fake pushes only wallers could see and do retarded ones they don't expect
at least they get overwatched

Are DMGs just rare now or what?
I see everything from MGE to SMFC all the time except DMG.

No more >tfw stuck at DMG?????

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Now it's stuck at MGE.

I would literally kill for this kind of rego.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO PROVE MY SUPERIORITY OVER NOOBS IF MY BULLETS DON'T DO WHAT THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO

pretty boring desu

you're supposed to neck yourself, steel

lmao just learn how the dice roll
put on dynamic crosshair if you can't hit shit and keep it if you want to learn
I posted mine above
notice my professional tap rifle technique in webm as well because crouch spray and pray is for losers

This actually happened to me.
I was ready to get my ass kicked at LE but it never happened.

The die often roll against me with 70 ping and some kind of fucked up internet connection at home, maybe 1/3rd of my bullets in a spray will ever register.
I'm the guy who spams my pictures of bullets doing fucky things.

LE and LEM are honestly not much better than the tricky games with MG1's. It's just MG1's but consistent and often with slightly better team work.

dazed is also jewish

this game makes me hate myself more than usual

I honestly hate steel, real shitty personality. He's like that kid who would rather turn off the console than let you win.

I wouldn't watch his stream, but I don't hate him as much as some pros. It's hard to get too upset about his personality, since streaming is kinda his life now. Honestly, the viewmodel thing irks me more than his bitchiness

Isn't Moses Jewish?

why doesn't go allow custom crosshairs

??

like completely custom

tf2 lets you input crosshairs same way you input sprays

I think he means, like, from a file.

>input sprays
??

uhh, /magog/?
post ending in 6 decides

>steel and dazed, two jews decide to throw for money

dont feel so bad for them anymore

Get your LOL on Veeky Forums.org

Prostrate Poker

Paid for with autismbux

Get your LOL on Veeky Forums.org

Get your LOL on Veeky Forums.org/vg/csgog

>gotards cant even roll a six

Megumin is my wife

loligagger

Named by Veeky Forums

I like little boys

loli trap gf

puffy hairless mounds

Winners. You must now combine them into 1 name

loli trap gf's puffy hairless mound

idk if it can be that long
after this game i'll name it

LoliGFsHairlessMound fits

LoliGFsHairlessDick?

Rl is ripping apart hizi rogue team

Have you ever got in trouble for a skin name? I'm tempted to waste the $2 just to try and upset people with it but I wonder whats the consequence?

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nobody cares and don't be a pussy
eight decides

pros use guns with legit offensive shit on them live at lans and nothing happens

Veeky Forums.org/vg/csgog
or
Get your LOL on Veeky Forums.org/vg/csgog
if it fits

Big Black Glock

Get your LOL on 4cha

African AIDS

For example? I believe you just curious

War Crimes Are Funny

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I vote for this t b h

>Watch pro csgo player's favorite anime
>its actually kind of good and not some pleb entry level show
Wtf!

What anime?

Spriggan

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das it mane

missharveys dildo

wtf I love Gambit now

always been a /lifelong/ la

when will i git gud

h-how? I've done 15 games and already ranked up to SEM without an issue.

>Being in some dumb clan

What's even the point of it? You won't be cwing and scriming with those people anyway.

you retard, DPRK is North Korea.

I got to MG once right before they changed the ranks. You're a natural pro.

So you're in some retarded "lol xD, we're north korean players" clan.

That's even worse.

>344win SEM calls others retarded

you literally don't know what the dprk is.

It's written as a clan tag, so that's what everyone assumes you are.
If they also know that DPRK stands for "Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea", they look even more stupid.

Are you even 18?

u stupid ass

God you are autistic

>I'm so edgy xD
>Lol you're autistic for not accepting my edge

But both AK and eagle ranks are same fucking garbage.

based retard