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>Download the basic game here. Current version is Dwarf Fortress 0.43.05
bay12games.com/dwarves/

>Official forums:
bay12forums.com/smf/index.php

>Find a bug? Don't tell us! Tell Toady! Complaining in the thread will accomplish nothing.
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>Have a question? Check the wiki first:
dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/Main_Page

>Fireden archived threads:
boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/Dwarf Fortress/

>Dwarf Therapist (Out of Date):
bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=122968.0

>DFHack (Out of date. Beta version available):
bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=139553.0
Beta: github.com/DFHack/dfhack/releases

>Starter Pack (Out of Date):
bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=126076.0

>More DF stuff:
pastebin.com/AnsHjQ40

>Dwarf Fortress General IRC chat:
en.irc2go.com/webchat/?net=freenode&room=dwarffortress
(to connect yourself: webchat.freenode.net #dwarffortress)

>A bunch of guides to various parts of fort-based living:
imgur.com/a/nGyRF#0

>Video tutorials:
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLBrdUj1adIBD-vgUodaaxebcdqQ4oEWtg
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLD1A3FE72C0DCAC66 (Dated, but good)

>Text tutorials:
dwarffortresswiki.org/DF2014:Tutorials
members.iinet.net.au/~morty/Getting_Started_with_Dwarf_Fortress.pdf

>This pasta:
pastebin.com/iAduXzjn

Strike the earth!

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youtube.com/watch?v=OGbhJjXl9Rk
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2nd for the ideal male body that we should all strive for.

We come in peach

JEWS

He's got a nice beard.

ELVES

I RECENTLY LASHED A KEA IN HALF

GOBLINS

K*BOLDS

KOBOLDS

Elves are only good for rape and killing them before they spawn your half-breed abomination.

Is there a way to make sentient creatures pets, while not breaking everything?

Dawn of the bantzomancer, rise of the raveyard, sneaking dorf

Maybe, but I have no idea for sure how.

>tfw I thought that hunter got trampled by a Draltha
how does that even happen?
what the fuck

>Elves are only good for rape and killing them before they spawn your half-breed abomination.
mfw

...

>bucket on head
>rope around neck
>hide around thigh
>heart in mouth

Your mod seems cool user

>sheep wool rope
>wrapped around neck

Wasn't a mod, was playing with gm-editor and my inventory, note that the toy soldier was a pet and it kept moving around.

Ok I'm gonna ignore the live toy soldier and ask how exactly the gm-editor allows you to sew thread into yourself and wrap hide around your limbs.

Pull up your unit.inventory, the different options include body part targets and item equip/use/worn/etc type.

could this be done to say, wrap all your body parts in candy thread?

we RWG now?

>bucket
>crown
>toy soldier
>on head

by amrok, this must been a hell of the party...

I hear this Amrok fellow is a pretty cool guy. Is he Armok's younger, slightly more retarded, cousin?

The new update has agents, artifacts, and offsite squads. Am I missing anything so far?

Yes, but I don't know what defense if any it would actually offer.

It was.

...

>be vampire
>alpha male
>Incredible muscles
>wandering some random forest looking for goblin shitholes
>get hungry
>see random animal
>punch it til it faints
>drink blood
"You suck on fat kiwi cock"
>instantly become a homossexual
>homophobic dwarf companion cleaves my head

should've played fort mode

maybe fug tody in ass? hehe

How do i overthrow the king and form a peoples republic?

beyond quality

this manga somebody recomended is actually pretty DF-like

No but seriously, when? One of the needs for adventurer mode is interacting with family.
I hope one day in adventure mode you'll be able to actually start a family and have a legacy to continue from when your current adventured gets forcefully disassembled.

>Orcbolg strikes the Goblin Child in the head, jamming the skull through the brain!
>Goblin Child is propelled by the force of the blow.
>Goblin Child has been struck down.

I dunno if that'll be possible man
Actually kidding, love and forming a family, specially heirs, is something blatantly confirmed in the dev page. You and I will be able to make families in DF one day user

I thought this was gonna be a freaky ninedots gif at first glance

I decided to try my hand at an advanced world gen for a good, spooky world to enjoy some adventurer mode.

I thought I was successful with one necro tower only a quick jog from a major mountain home. Until, I spawned.

Immediately, I found myself in the middle of a power struggle with dwarves fighting dwarves. Gobbos fighting other gobbos. I was lost in the chaos, unable to find a baron or someone to give me purpose. There was an insurrection underway, or so I was told.

To cut the chase, I struck down a goblin, thinking I was helping. Turns out the green gook was a fellow hearthperson, and I made myself an enemy of the established order.

Now, I'm face to face with the Queen. Should I slaughter this gobbo-loving whore, like I did all of her servants? Or leave for the tower and return as a necromancer? Both?

>tfw you'll finally have an heir you can raise to become your successor.
>tfw you can do interspecies romance
>tfw you'll have a loving family to come home to after a long days work of slaying monsters.

Honestly, I have too much hype/expectations for romance and emotional development in this game. I feel Im gonna get dissapointed, but I dunno
I said it before and I will say it again tho. The only reason we dont have waifus, is because we still havent hit that point of realism/amusement from flirting with chicks in-game, but once it happens, everybody will be boasting about their carefully designed perfect wife, and producing as many children as they can
Then the other anons will make perfect copies of the other anons' waifus, and sell them to goblin slavery in their own worlds

>tfw you can get kidnapped and violated by a qt night hag
>tfw you'll get converted into a qt night hag (male)
>tfw you'll have qt night hag daughters
>tfw you'll live a wonderful family life with your qt night hag wife and daughters

>tfw i'll be able to mod cats as being playable
>tfw i'll be able to marry a qt tabby cat with soft whiskers
>tfw we can hunt mice and keep the fortress free of vermin, while dorfs laugh at our crazy antics
>tfw our kittens get dumped into the caverns to scout it out and all get devoured by forgotten beasts
>mfw I have no face

Dragon raid

whats the manga, user?

Goblin Slayer, and there's a new Dungeon Meshi chapter out too!

Cat VS Dragon
WHO WILL WIN

*nuzzles u*

>Rain that causes bruises
>Dwarfs pray under the trees
Did a drawing of the embark area, might upload it one day when I scan it. Happy that the rain or weather wasn't deadly.

thanks for the tip off you glorious dorf!

chapter was good but didn't care for the characters in it.

Eh, what can ya do, and it's only part1.

How do I generate a world for fort mode with lots of vampires but no necromancers without messing with advanced worldgen?

You don't without messing with advanced worldgen, which isn't difficult.

I know it's not, but whenever I use it I end up overdoing it and having a world that is completely haunted and stuffed with a shitton of volcanoes.

So leave everything as is, then just set secrets to 0 and vampires to 66.

>and having a world that is completely haunted and stuffed with a shitton of volcanoes.

How is this a bad thing exactly? And how does one create such a world.

Advanced worldgen. Crank up the evil settings and anything that says about volcanism. But just a warning: If the world is fully 100% haunted, only goblins can settle their civilizations, so try to at least leave some space to the dwarfs (Elves and humans are optional)

>*pulls liver*
hhhehehehh

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How large is the cat.
They are essentially lesser dragons.

They bring in hobbits and play with them.

Do yuo lik toed?

hes alright

do yuo lik mem?

>All female dwarfs on embark
>Can't farm, craft or make anything
>The lesbian got turned into a unholy thrall
>First migrant wave
>Almost all of them are women
>Only one male dwarf
The Abby of Hair won't last long so the girls will have to do some dirty work for now.

>fucking lungfish flying around not giving a fuck

>just noticed the cat is sitting on cash

T-Time for my very first fortress...

PLUMP
HELMET

T-take pictures senpai desu.

I would but I'm pretty sure you'll all laugh at my design.

Nah, as long as it's not like phoebus or that fucking masterwork shit we'll be fine, newbies are great!

>as long as its not like phoebus
post it anyway, who cares about the tileset? Some of us like seeing the first forays of newfriends. Its a fonder time, where df was bright. Reminds us of when we first started.

I didn't mean the tileset, I meant the design of my fortress.

I'm just deciding on a place to embark and I'll post when I make some progress!

no man. what says is true, /dfg/ draws its creative power from the energy of newbies
We needed like 13,78 new players to feed the last tourney, we could use some more now that we are emptier

This is my embark zone, I hope this isn't shit.

pretty good desu. here's a tip: elves like wood. a little bit too much actually.

>Angry lesbian thrall killed 8 dwarfs
>4 of the 6 remaining were killed by hippos
>The hippos roam where the remaining 2 barely live
It's only a matter of time before they attack and kill the 2 cute beared dwarf woman.

It looks kind of like europe.

Nah. needs more goblins.

>Go here:
>random.org/
>Roll a random number between 1 and 63
>go to:
>dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/DF2014:Megaproject
>Go to the project with the generated number
>Do it in your next fort
>Post results

>Migrants showing up as thralls
Well that's a bit strange..

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Am I fucked already?

congrats user, youve hit an aquifer!
dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/DF2014:Aquifer

this page (and the wiki in general) will help you on your journey

I dug it out and nothing happened, everything is good.

I will strike the earth some more.

If you look at his embark screenshot he doesn't have an Aquifer at that location.
He's fine.

not necessarily, he could still have an aquifer in that specific chunk of the map

ive had embarks before that have aquifers on only one or two tiles off to the side. Made for getting clean water for hospitals pretty easy

Oh I see, that's cool to know actually. Never had that before.

We want to see, pretty rare the chance to behold the first fortress someone has ever done

Please post it

No bully.

Also this guy is flashing with a red question mark, it's kinda scary!

Forgot picture.

here you are user, thisll help you

Actually I make a habit of giving my dogs & cats

[CAN_SPEAK] and [CAN_LEARN]

okay but why?

The fact that you're playing your first fort and playing is good enough, don't worry about your design, just make it work. Pic related is my first ever fort.

youtube.com/watch?v=OGbhJjXl9Rk

Yeah, I was mostly picking at my first fort before I knew I could do shit and how annoying phoebus actually was.

All my forts are just me adding stuff when needed, basically becoming a highly compact ugly mess with a heavily trapped, long hall to the surface.