2nd for the ideal male body that we should all strive for.
Easton Young
We come in peach
Carson Cox
JEWS
Nathaniel Perez
He's got a nice beard.
Adrian Ramirez
ELVES
Noah Fisher
I RECENTLY LASHED A KEA IN HALF
Dylan Long
GOBLINS
Alexander Sullivan
K*BOLDS
Ayden Evans
KOBOLDS
Nicholas Adams
Elves are only good for rape and killing them before they spawn your half-breed abomination.
Jordan Lopez
Is there a way to make sentient creatures pets, while not breaking everything?
Josiah Long
Dawn of the bantzomancer, rise of the raveyard, sneaking dorf
Connor Jenkins
Maybe, but I have no idea for sure how.
Samuel Brooks
>tfw I thought that hunter got trampled by a Draltha how does that even happen? what the fuck
Luke Reyes
>Elves are only good for rape and killing them before they spawn your half-breed abomination. mfw
William Lee
...
Brandon James
>bucket on head >rope around neck >hide around thigh >heart in mouth
Your mod seems cool user
Jack Wood
>sheep wool rope >wrapped around neck
Gabriel Stewart
Wasn't a mod, was playing with gm-editor and my inventory, note that the toy soldier was a pet and it kept moving around.
Chase Campbell
Ok I'm gonna ignore the live toy soldier and ask how exactly the gm-editor allows you to sew thread into yourself and wrap hide around your limbs.
Xavier Green
Pull up your unit.inventory, the different options include body part targets and item equip/use/worn/etc type.
Adam Robinson
could this be done to say, wrap all your body parts in candy thread?
James Morgan
we RWG now?
Connor Anderson
>bucket >crown >toy soldier >on head
by amrok, this must been a hell of the party...
Elijah Adams
I hear this Amrok fellow is a pretty cool guy. Is he Armok's younger, slightly more retarded, cousin?
William Perry
The new update has agents, artifacts, and offsite squads. Am I missing anything so far?
Luis Torres
Yes, but I don't know what defense if any it would actually offer.
It was.
Austin Parker
...
Isaiah Baker
>be vampire >alpha male >Incredible muscles >wandering some random forest looking for goblin shitholes >get hungry >see random animal >punch it til it faints >drink blood "You suck on fat kiwi cock" >instantly become a homossexual >homophobic dwarf companion cleaves my head
should've played fort mode
Logan Gutierrez
maybe fug tody in ass? hehe
Liam Walker
How do i overthrow the king and form a peoples republic?
Easton Barnes
beyond quality
Juan Ramirez
this manga somebody recomended is actually pretty DF-like
Noah Butler
No but seriously, when? One of the needs for adventurer mode is interacting with family. I hope one day in adventure mode you'll be able to actually start a family and have a legacy to continue from when your current adventured gets forcefully disassembled.
Joseph Jenkins
>Orcbolg strikes the Goblin Child in the head, jamming the skull through the brain! >Goblin Child is propelled by the force of the blow. >Goblin Child has been struck down.
Blake Carter
I dunno if that'll be possible man Actually kidding, love and forming a family, specially heirs, is something blatantly confirmed in the dev page. You and I will be able to make families in DF one day user
Jack King
I thought this was gonna be a freaky ninedots gif at first glance
Nolan Thompson
I decided to try my hand at an advanced world gen for a good, spooky world to enjoy some adventurer mode.
I thought I was successful with one necro tower only a quick jog from a major mountain home. Until, I spawned.
Immediately, I found myself in the middle of a power struggle with dwarves fighting dwarves. Gobbos fighting other gobbos. I was lost in the chaos, unable to find a baron or someone to give me purpose. There was an insurrection underway, or so I was told.
To cut the chase, I struck down a goblin, thinking I was helping. Turns out the green gook was a fellow hearthperson, and I made myself an enemy of the established order.
Now, I'm face to face with the Queen. Should I slaughter this gobbo-loving whore, like I did all of her servants? Or leave for the tower and return as a necromancer? Both?
Justin Anderson
>tfw you'll finally have an heir you can raise to become your successor. >tfw you can do interspecies romance >tfw you'll have a loving family to come home to after a long days work of slaying monsters.
Christopher Powell
Honestly, I have too much hype/expectations for romance and emotional development in this game. I feel Im gonna get dissapointed, but I dunno I said it before and I will say it again tho. The only reason we dont have waifus, is because we still havent hit that point of realism/amusement from flirting with chicks in-game, but once it happens, everybody will be boasting about their carefully designed perfect wife, and producing as many children as they can Then the other anons will make perfect copies of the other anons' waifus, and sell them to goblin slavery in their own worlds
Jaxon Ramirez
>tfw you can get kidnapped and violated by a qt night hag >tfw you'll get converted into a qt night hag (male) >tfw you'll have qt night hag daughters >tfw you'll live a wonderful family life with your qt night hag wife and daughters
Aiden Jenkins
>tfw i'll be able to mod cats as being playable >tfw i'll be able to marry a qt tabby cat with soft whiskers >tfw we can hunt mice and keep the fortress free of vermin, while dorfs laugh at our crazy antics >tfw our kittens get dumped into the caverns to scout it out and all get devoured by forgotten beasts >mfw I have no face
Dominic Harris
Dragon raid
Nathaniel Allen
whats the manga, user?
Nicholas Price
Goblin Slayer, and there's a new Dungeon Meshi chapter out too!
Asher Wilson
Cat VS Dragon WHO WILL WIN
Jonathan Adams
*nuzzles u*
Charles Adams
>Rain that causes bruises >Dwarfs pray under the trees Did a drawing of the embark area, might upload it one day when I scan it. Happy that the rain or weather wasn't deadly.
Robert Brooks
thanks for the tip off you glorious dorf!
Charles Butler
chapter was good but didn't care for the characters in it.
Samuel Moore
Eh, what can ya do, and it's only part1.
Bentley Myers
How do I generate a world for fort mode with lots of vampires but no necromancers without messing with advanced worldgen?
Jackson Morgan
You don't without messing with advanced worldgen, which isn't difficult.
James Wright
I know it's not, but whenever I use it I end up overdoing it and having a world that is completely haunted and stuffed with a shitton of volcanoes.
Kevin Turner
So leave everything as is, then just set secrets to 0 and vampires to 66.
Andrew Phillips
>and having a world that is completely haunted and stuffed with a shitton of volcanoes.
How is this a bad thing exactly? And how does one create such a world.
Cooper Gomez
Advanced worldgen. Crank up the evil settings and anything that says about volcanism. But just a warning: If the world is fully 100% haunted, only goblins can settle their civilizations, so try to at least leave some space to the dwarfs (Elves and humans are optional)
How large is the cat. They are essentially lesser dragons.
Nathan Reyes
They bring in hobbits and play with them.
Joshua Ortiz
Do yuo lik toed?
Sebastian Bell
hes alright
Jacob Peterson
do yuo lik mem?
Jackson Johnson
>All female dwarfs on embark >Can't farm, craft or make anything >The lesbian got turned into a unholy thrall >First migrant wave >Almost all of them are women >Only one male dwarf The Abby of Hair won't last long so the girls will have to do some dirty work for now.
Elijah Diaz
>fucking lungfish flying around not giving a fuck
Evan Diaz
>just noticed the cat is sitting on cash
Jaxson Nelson
T-Time for my very first fortress...
Dylan Stewart
PLUMP HELMET
Jace Cooper
T-take pictures senpai desu.
Caleb Long
I would but I'm pretty sure you'll all laugh at my design.
Parker Gonzalez
Nah, as long as it's not like phoebus or that fucking masterwork shit we'll be fine, newbies are great!
Jaxon Morris
>as long as its not like phoebus post it anyway, who cares about the tileset? Some of us like seeing the first forays of newfriends. Its a fonder time, where df was bright. Reminds us of when we first started.
Luis Lewis
I didn't mean the tileset, I meant the design of my fortress.
I'm just deciding on a place to embark and I'll post when I make some progress!
Ayden Phillips
no man. what says is true, /dfg/ draws its creative power from the energy of newbies We needed like 13,78 new players to feed the last tourney, we could use some more now that we are emptier
James Williams
This is my embark zone, I hope this isn't shit.
Parker James
pretty good desu. here's a tip: elves like wood. a little bit too much actually.
Dominic Jones
>Angry lesbian thrall killed 8 dwarfs >4 of the 6 remaining were killed by hippos >The hippos roam where the remaining 2 barely live It's only a matter of time before they attack and kill the 2 cute beared dwarf woman.
this page (and the wiki in general) will help you on your journey
Jose Evans
I dug it out and nothing happened, everything is good.
I will strike the earth some more.
Jonathan Ross
If you look at his embark screenshot he doesn't have an Aquifer at that location. He's fine.
Lucas Reed
not necessarily, he could still have an aquifer in that specific chunk of the map
ive had embarks before that have aquifers on only one or two tiles off to the side. Made for getting clean water for hospitals pretty easy
Julian Sanchez
Oh I see, that's cool to know actually. Never had that before.
Jackson Lee
We want to see, pretty rare the chance to behold the first fortress someone has ever done
Please post it
Adrian Hill
No bully.
Also this guy is flashing with a red question mark, it's kinda scary!
Jonathan Hernandez
Forgot picture.
Robert Hughes
here you are user, thisll help you
Nicholas Martin
Actually I make a habit of giving my dogs & cats
[CAN_SPEAK] and [CAN_LEARN]
Ethan Roberts
okay but why?
Sebastian Rivera
The fact that you're playing your first fort and playing is good enough, don't worry about your design, just make it work. Pic related is my first ever fort.