/hsg/ - Skillstone general

Firespawn
Firespawn

reddit bingo edition

Deck lists, news etc
liquidhearth.com/
heartharena.com/
hsdecktracker.net/

Open Tournaments
strivewire.com/
play.eslgaming.com/hearthstone/
zotac-cup.com

/hsg/ general & tournament discord
discord.gg/NVBCXr2

Optimal pack buying / crafting strategy
Save up all gold 120 days before each expansion (6100g). This means saving for the next set starting the 18th of April. You can craft remaining top legendaries without the chance of pulling them from packs.

Simulate your 50 pack pre-order
speedodevo.github.io/packr/

pitytracker.com/

Previously veekyforums.com/thread/170926750/video-games

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=-2QXEy4nikI
my.mixtape.moe/ufetjo.mp4
supforums.com/thread/370562589/video-games
youtube.com/watch?v=f0Q1O42N8UE
youtu.be/f0Q1O42N8UE
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLvEIxIeBRKSjprrvlbAcbVjzHsnH9PjDX
youtu.be/jYkW4n1ctFg
us.battle.net/hearthstone/en/blog/20475356/a-year-of-mammoth-proportions-2-16-2017
reddit.com/r/hearthstone/comments/5zlz8l/ungoro_packs_are_currently_set_to_be_openable/
veekyforums.com/thread/171136227/video-games

Techpill
Techpill

Hex is THE best card game.

check it out if you aren't a retard

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Did you preorder Un'Goro yet?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

card that makes ram wrangler op in wild
I hope so, I've always really liked that card

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Why does it feel like Rouge's have the most options out of any other class

iluvmen
iluvmen

Preorder Hearthcuck

girlDog
girlDog

As a new player,

What can I expect from this game? So far I am getting pretty frustrated because I feel like there are so many options.. but the large majority of options are dog shit.

Why do I get that feeling?

King_Martha
King_Martha

because you're perceptive

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Run away and never look back
This game isn't friendly to new plays without loads of time or money invested in it

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Any spoiler yet? I missed a few threads. Really can't keep up since 2017 started, I'm even forgetting my dailies sometimes.

cum2soon
cum2soon

uninstall as fast as you can and never look back

hairygrape
hairygrape

no spoilers until friday
but we got a shitty video
youtube.com/watch?v=-2QXEy4nikI

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

I disagree, I think that the beginning of each new Standard year is actually a great time for new players to come in.

I wish the "hidden" quests were a little more obvious in-client though.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

It's way too late to get into Hearthstone so play another card game.

Elder Scrolls Legends just came out and Gwent is in Beta if you can get a key.

likme
likme

This if you arent dropping a hundred bucks just play something else

MPmaster
MPmaster

I think that the beginning of each new Standard year is actually a great time for new players to come in.
why do you want them to suffer
this game is garbage

was okay in beta till naxx, then it got worst, and worst, and worst. Now its worst + new players cant keep up

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

I hope whoever made this and authorized it gets hit by a bus

Bidwell
Bidwell

I have gwent beta key already. how is the elder scrolls TCG?

gwent was okay but it felt REALLY meta like. I guess the same is for hearth stone too.

I hate that we as humans are so good at finding "meta" shit to do. You never see anything original and making anything original is suicide. FUCK!

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

You could try faeria, it's by no means perfect but it has a very interesting spin to the whole card game / strategy aspect.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

I just want devs to make a card game with actual fucking depth. Its horrible how every TCG out right now suffers from strict meta fuckery.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

how is the elder scrolls TCG?
I prefer it over Hearthstone mostly because the look and tone is more serious and not le wacky Murloc with a mustache. Really hate that shit about Hearthstone.

There's also way more mechanics like trample, instants, graveyards, permanents, deck scrying and so on.

I don't really know what you're looking for so maybe check it out on Twitch or ask something more specific.

Skullbone
Skullbone

It's an inherent problem with card games / turn based games.
If you can only use x resources per turn the card with best stats per x resources just dominates all other cards unless there is some kind of huge tempo swing effect on it.
Turn based just doesn't allow for some kind of outplaying on reaction level (like mobas) only a bit in terms of mindgames and overall strategy. But the strategy kind of goes down the drain if the meta is solved and everyone plays the best cards available which leads to decks being 95% the same.

King_Martha
King_Martha

Alright what are we betting galvidon doing? My shot is at giving every minion in your deck and hand divine shield

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Adapt a friendly minion with Divine Shield.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

try hex friendo its more complicated than magic and theres never a defined meta because there are so many viable cards ( and having 30+ different champions doesnt hurt)

MPmaster
MPmaster

this is our town scrub

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

reno lock opponent plays soulfire with a full hand
discards Reno

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

I'm in charge now.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

beat pirate warrior by top-decking reno on 1 hp
he adds me to his friend list
I accept
"wow such skill reno top-deck i'm so impressed"

DeathDog
DeathDog

Ram wrangler will always be shit because its random.
Same for murloc knight, the murloc pool has been diluted with shitty murlocs. They are obnoxious cards because they can give insane shit, but most often they give crap.

Nojokur
Nojokur

If you're going to start HS do yourself a favor and buy an account instead of buying packs.

Much more cost effective.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Guess who?

If it's Sylvanas or Rag I will literally suck Brode's dick

Emberfire
Emberfire

I am Rank 5

What should I push to Legend with, pirate warrior or water rogue?

Evilember
Evilember

The games never been worse. A few deck archetypes shit on everything else. And they all are unplayable without legendaries.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Nice Nat Pagle you got there

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

captain greenskin

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINDS

Techpill
Techpill

Sergeant Sally.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

You can expect a slow ass fucking grind to gain cards to play decent decks.
Even if you pay for packs from time to time it'll hardly make a difference.
You'll need to shell out hundreds if you want to make a good portion of the decks quickly otherwise it'll literally be several months of grinding.

Well, with the imminent rotation of sets, if you save enough starting now, you may be able to build competitive decks in 3 months.

Lunatick
Lunatick

No quests in Arena. I propose Rogue "Weapon".

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Ho wew it's actually good.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

I'm glad we can all see it now.

RumChicken
RumChicken

that one guy saying new players wouldn't understand big deckslots
love the new players excuse

SniperWish
SniperWish

Having a long list of deck slots isn't the right way to handle it
And then it's the idea the implemented anyway.
Hearthstone's coding must be a fucking mess.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

At last I truly see! Only 1 deck is viable per expansion anyways.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

why can't they just make unlimited deck slots??

takes2long
takes2long

what if you make too many decks and get confused? we simply can't have that

Emberburn
Emberburn

I think it as more to do with the mobile version which become impractical when browsing a "huge" list of decks or something.

Never forget that this game is first and foremost a mobile game, every implementation must respect that.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Yeah and that's why they didn't want a big list of deckslots but they did it anyway most probably because they couldn't do it any other way (and most probably because their coding sucks).

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Because that would still require a list of decks on their servers. Can't have that be unlimited. Also:

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

How do I improve?
I'm just starting and built a starter mage control deck but can't seem to win.

I always get stuff like polymorph early on and don't feel it's worth using on lower mana cost minions but end up getting overwhelmed very quickly due to not actually doing what my deck is supposed to and controlling the board.

How do I fix my play? I'm extremely bad and it's pretty disheartening.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

just quit. its a card game, cards game are shit

viagrandad
viagrandad

require a list of decks on their servers.
I mean your decks ARE a lists on their server already, but the limit the amount of decks. The ui is not really a limitation since we can scroll-down already.

cum2soon
cum2soon

improve
pay up goyim

Spamalot
Spamalot

just starting
Quit.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

why do they have the decks saved on the server?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Alright I'll give you real advice my friend. Its very matchup dependent on what you want to polymorph, and it also depends on knowing what your opponents biggest minions are. In the case of pirate warrior, their biggest minion is usually a 3 drop anyways (frothing berserker). It might feel bad at first using it on a 3 drop, but its the correct play. For other things suck as reno warlock or midrange shaman, you can save it for when jades get too big (above 5/5) or as a way to remove a twilight drake or mountain giant. Last common matchup is dragon priest, and for that you often want to save it for a big drop they might have, such as ysera or nefarian

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Watch some hearthstone streamers on youtube. See what decks they use and how they play them.

Right now the game is infested with a lot of braindead aggressive pirate / murloc decks, so it is even harder for new players like yourself.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Lol
I don't have much else to do and I've played through pretty much everything in my backlog.

I'm stuck in a hospital bed for the next month guys, I've got time and I guess if I have to I'm willing to drop some money but there must be some strategy to improving gameplay. Maybe reading up on top decks or something?

I understand rng and paying for cards is a factor but there are plenty of people that manage to win consistently, right?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

I was like you, back in August. I was playing a Warrior deck and I just didn't get it.

There are some very astute Budget decks, on Hearthpwn. Or you can check Trump Teachings, there are plenty of ways to make a good deck with basic cards.

Over time, I picked up more and more packs until I picked up the Adventures, and Brann Bronzebeard sealed the deal on me playing Dragon Priest. This was before Drakonid OP even.

Also, play some arena. And use Heartharena. You'll need to get more packs (and make sure you've bought the welcome bundle) eventually. with more packs come better cards, and you can use those to make a good deck.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

because you cant edit them yourself this way?
on your pc it would be open to hack/exploit.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

If he is playing against a warrior he should just mulligan polymorph right away. At turn 4 he will already be close to dying.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Well then I guess the most logical step would be to try to learn some of these decks. I'll check out some streamers as well.

But, are these types of decks really played that frequently in lower ranks or are they typically reserved for better players?

askme
askme

seems simpler to have the person's collection server-side and any deck that has cards the collection doesnt gets banned

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

True but I'm going to assume he doesn't have reno/kazakus and his best hope is honestly have volcanic potion as soon as possible

takes2long
takes2long

There is no deck in this game that has a high learning curve.

If you play aggressive face decks you are pretty much dependent on your enemy not having the cards he needs to answer, and this game play experience is, in my opinion, not very satisfying at all

You should just play the decks you like the most.

Booteefool
Booteefool

there must be some strategy to improving
strategy in hearthstone LOL

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Guess I'll keep practicing with the deck I've got now and then start purchasing decks once I start getting the hang of things and figure out what I enjoy.

Thanks for the advice.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Prevent getting all cards via hacking. The game data is all stored on their servers, its why you can't play offline.
So when the game inevitably dies all your collection is gone. Yay!
Isn't kikery a wonderful thing!

eGremlin
eGremlin

Also because if you play on another device you still have your decks and won't need to recreate them.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

People play meta decks even in casual. At lower ranks you'll probably see about 50% homebrew decks, 50% meta decks played by really bad players who will outright miss lethals.

Skullbone
Skullbone

As apposed face warrior skill

Lunatick
Lunatick

If you're intent on playing the game no matter what, stay FAR away from ranked. Play up to rank 20 for the card back/dust but no farther. Ranked is so awful, you face the same boring meta garbage from rank 20 to legend.
Play casual, far fewer net decks there.

massdebater
massdebater

Why haven't you pre-ordered yet user? I'm so cold and hungry, please help me.

Firespawn
Firespawn

I hope she starves to death

w8t4u
w8t4u

I hate pirate warrior so much.

iluvmen
iluvmen

I love getting fan mail.

StonedTime
StonedTime

WHY ARE THEY RUINING HEARTHSTONE SO MUCH, THIS COULD HAVE BEEN THE CHOSEN ONE. IT COULD HAVE BEEN A PERFECT DIGITAL CCG FOR CASUALS AND DEDICATED PLAYERS IF ONLY THEY DIDN'T JEW OUT THE PLAYERBASE AND ACTUALLY KEPT BUILDING THE MECHANICAL COMPLEXITY

FUCK BLIZZARD

Inmate
Inmate

(((activision)))

Flameblow
Flameblow

It's printing money. Only a dumb entitled child like you thinks it's being ruined.

takes2long
takes2long

it's good because it makes them money

RumChicken
RumChicken

it's mechanically stagnant and the increase in pack prices does nothing to bolster the playerbase
b-but it's making money and that's good for everyone

Inmate
Inmate

I've been added once after arena, and the guy was actually friendly even though he lost to my total bullshit (I had 2 rafaam's). Is this NA or EU? I have never been added by a raging asshole on NA

TreeEater
TreeEater

NA.

I was at 8 health and top-decked a Portal on him to kill him.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Time to speculate

SniperWish
SniperWish

8/8 Inspire: Summon a 3/2 holy dinosaur with divine shield.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

4/4, Battlecry: Replace your hero power with "Summon a 2/2 Silver Claw Recruit"

eGremlin
eGremlin

youtube.com/watch?v=-2QXEy4nikI

Comment section is filled with people absolutely raging about the "Hello children!" bit, why are Hearthstone players so insecure?

Flameblow
Flameblow

I'm raging about the fact that they are actually spending money on this shit

If they are going to do this kinda shit, at least make it an animation. Those are at least kinda fun to watch.

DeathDog
DeathDog

price hick
better pre order ;)
not even showing new cards
It's probably interpreted as a direct insult instead of a joke at this point

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Someone make an updated version of this. It was mad fun when I last tried it but it needs to be updated with msog

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

LOL who was the guy who said they're going to replace azure drake with a leggo after deleting it , I bet he's rolling on the floor laughing now

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Isn't that a fucking Hollywood actor?
They really spend pre-order money on this?

5mileys
5mileys

Pudi is a C-lister at best but it's still retarded

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

le pirate hit face man
Why on earth do people play that boring shit
How can it be fun?
I try it and I have to stop after one win because it's the most boring brainless deck to play

Emberfire
Emberfire

why do people play aggro in magic, duelyst, eternal, shadowverse, yugioh (beatdown), and every other card gamae user

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

What the fuck is this prince malchezaar bullshit

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

battlecry: discover a random quest, gain a random amount of health, deal a random amount of damage to a random player and then discard a random amount of random cards at random (you may remove 1 instance of the word "random" from this effect for every $1 you spend during this battlecry)

eGremlin
eGremlin

this stopped being funny about five words in

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Because they're lonely virgins?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

aggro decks have always been this way
undertaker hunter
face hunter
mech mage
secret paladin
aggro shaman
it's just warriors turn

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

One of them were as offensive as warrior
90% of their cards do damage the turn they're played and you're often dead by turn 5

Skullbone
Skullbone

Why would you need more than 9 deck slots when Rock/Paper/Scissor meta has only 3 viable decks?

Nojokur
Nojokur

fun and interactivity

Skullbone
Skullbone

It makes absolutely no sense not to have them on their server.

FastChef
FastChef

what the fuck is galvadon

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

blizzard being a cocktease for a card that will be 400 dust. Just like pyros

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Wanted to roll but this shit have no zero's

TreeEater
TreeEater

its the quest reward baka, you cant dust it

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

you can dust the quest if it sucks dick

WebTool
WebTool

But you can dust the quest, user

FastChef
FastChef

You dust the quest reward, oniichan.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

What if quest cards cost 10 gold per use

King_Martha
King_Martha

I mean quest card, not reward.

farquit
farquit

win game
lose game
switch deck
win game
lose game
switch deck
repeat

someone end my fucking suffering

Snarelure
Snarelure

adapt your murlocs with divine shield :^)

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Just happened earlier, instant concede for the Jade druid, feels good

But too random right now, even if they'll release a bunch of beasts they'll probably produce some shitty beasts and few cool beasts here and here.

inb4 "muh mobilefag"

whereismyname
whereismyname

ffs stop blowing me the fuck out

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

I've played that nigga like a million times and he didn't summon the King for me ever a single time.

Firespawn
Firespawn

I literally needed a singular flamestrike to win a game for a solid 4 turns. There was no other possibility.
I got every. single. other card but flamestrike. My two flamestrikes were literally my last two cards I had. It's shit like this that's going to make me shoot up blizzard hq

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

so this is the power of rank 19

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

opponent deciding between trading or going face
cursor over my minion and trigger him with the red outline

I am the aggressor.

eGremlin
eGremlin

I want Unstable Portal and Micro Machine to be classic cards.

They should rotate cards from wild to classic to match the ones that rotate from classic to wild.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

also Crush

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

I love ram wrangler, I suppose it'd be too strong if it was like 4 mana 2/2 but that would be neato

Hunter is lame as fuck right now, do people see them on ladder? I only see hunters in casual

w8t4u
w8t4u

I've heard there have been zero hunters played at legend rank this season and the hunter hero power has been used by warriors and shamans more than hunters

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Beginner here. Is it a good idea to play acidic swamp ooze near the beginning of a game even if the enemy doesn't have a weapon yet? I mean just so I have something on the board?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Hey reddit.

takes2long
takes2long

classic unstable
turn 3 7/7
turn 3 kazakus
turn 2 brann
many other cards that that cost just barely above the card that can remove them

no, and fuck you for suggesting it.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

If it's a class that doesn't run weapons, yes.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Lol, i've probably been lurking Veeky Forums longer than you've been alive, you nigger.

Nojokur
Nojokur

So, if they run weapons it's viable to just hold on to it and leave the board empty a little longer?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Rank 15 standard with memedecks/quest decks only actually (I had 20 beats to play), I only care about wild rank since PW and jade shits are everywhere. This is how I still have fun with this game.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Yeah, but if you get it midgame vs a class that can get a weapon (warlock might play jaraxxus or mage playing medivh) its okay to hold onto it

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

You'd able to prove that if we had accounts, redditor.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Play Bomb Squad Turn 5
Defias Cleaner it Turn 6
mfw

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

I see, thanks.

takes2long
takes2long

I would say Yes but there's few cases that you may regret it because your opponent is mage and plays Medhiv, but it's very situational. Otherwise it's a good drop T2 tho. Oh and if you see a warlock that isn't zoo keep it for Jaraxxus, his weapon has 8 durability so it's totally worth destroying it in this case.

Soft_member
Soft_member

are the goons/jade/kabal quests still there? a friend came back to the game and got 3 quest that gave him 3 classic packs each and after that he got a regular play x stuff quest, but no MSG quests

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

playing against miracle rouge
he goes all out on his van cleef
plays conceal
have vanish in my hand ready to rock this guys world
power goes out
lose

Illusionz
Illusionz

Sometimes it feels a little difficult to compete with some of these legendary decks.

I just played against someone who randomly started spamming board fulls of legendaries and they would spawn more shit, I don't even know what happened to be honest. I just saw a bunch of orange cards start popping up everywhere and I got my shit pushed in despite being at 30 and him being at 10.

Either I gotta git gud or I gotta git money.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

They should undo hunter nerfs for a few weeks and see what happens

I'm talking buzzard, UTH, COTW, the works

I actually think that would be a interesting tavern brawl at least, just give every class their most OP deck without the balance changes

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

when you switch games but still can't escape 477

MPmaster
MPmaster

Un'goro is all about dinosaurs so it feels appropriate to make hunter very strong again. The sad story will be when elementals turn out to be even better so it becomes elemental jades: the game.

Nojokur
Nojokur

They're actually a meme class right now, which is pretty sad

At legend you'll see few hunters anyway (inb4 le Kibler plays hunter legend), but pretty much This for the hero power thing. I almost miss the old huntard lethal T7, at least you had time to use your turn5-6 AoE and save yourself.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

tfw opened king krush recently

Heres to hoping king krush will finally be meta

eGremlin
eGremlin

Have you roped some pirate today?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Yes, the other anons said it well

viagrandad
viagrandad

good job you showed your friends on Veeky Forums what its all about

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

embarrassing

askme
askme

For him, yeah.

takes2long
takes2long

Would you rope every pirate warrior you meet? It would takes forever

iluvmen
iluvmen

There's a lot less to rope after the nerf, but I still keep it up.

SniperWish
SniperWish

a true kike game made for the highest class of kike.
games that are literally won or lost on the second round
brilliant.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

i really think you deserve to be derided for your lame insults and intentional roping

nothing personnel

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Wow, I just rush the game since Reno is on my opening hand, and manage to clear board + survive T6 for WE GONNA BE RICH and just enjoy seeing his hesitation to threat emote by his portrait flashing quickly. And at least you quickly got the star.

5mileys
5mileys

Elephants guide me! :33

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

WHERES KRIPP

iluvmen
iluvmen

KRIPP IS STREAMING FAERIA TONIGHT

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

5/5
Battlecry: adapt 3 times

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

ugh

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

toast looks so cute with his new haircut :>

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

I'm so excited for the rotation that I played enough Hearthstone to get to rank 5 (used Pirate warrior from 10-5.)

I still haven't hit legend. The closest I've gotten was rank 1 3 wins with undertaker hunter. Then they released the patch with a little time left in the season and ruined mah run.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

would you fuck toast? with a piece of toast?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

my.mixtape.moe/ufetjo.mp4

RavySnake
RavySnake

Draft a deck with 2 one-drops and 1 two-drop.
Predict 2-3 at most
Currently pic related
mfw I have no face

This deck is so fucking greedy but I've been able to skate by on luck so far. Send help.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Recruits gain Adapt or it Adapts once for every divine shield on the board

MPmaster
MPmaster

well i'd definitely butter him up and put my jelly on him, if you know what i mean

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Roping is just lame as fuck. There are so many things cancer in the game, pirates isn't even the worst.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

I just netdecked an aggro shaman for a quest. It was the fastest, brainless, easiest streak of wins I ever got, and I played secret paladin. What the fuck?

hairygrape
hairygrape

I almost lost this game as well seriously how is this a turn 1 play

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Mage is the king of Arena for me so far. Its the only class I've gotten far on, one 12 and one 9 lately.

That is fucking greedy though, kudos to you.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Fucking Pirate warriors

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Lost my next 3 games. Wasn't mad, I was very lucky to get as far as I did. Just pulled all my one and two drops for the first five games.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

when you've been watching power rangers rerun on twitch for the past 3 hours

what the hell am i doing? when do card reveals start anyways?

RavySnake
RavySnake

Try pirate warrior, it's even worse

Playboyize
Playboyize

any other degen here like to snort some addie and play the fuck out of the this game late into the night?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

snorting adderall
why not just coke? sounds like it'd basically be the same shit considering the fillers or whatever in adderall are probably fucking up your nose just as much as coke would

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Plays around ooze. Has no turn 1 pirates. Has nothing to buff the weapon. Has more weapons in his hand and wants to use first one right away. Has that pirate for turn two who gets buffed from weapon. Many possible reasons.

Inmate
Inmate

Hallazeal for 5
Volcano for 5

So it'll heal 15 I guess and probably clear a lot of the board... I never had Elemental Destruction but it seems better to me, still. Usable two turns earlier...

TreeEater
TreeEater

Aggro shaman is far easier than pirate warrior.

Soft_member
Soft_member

I'm not doing it for the euphoric effects, believe it or not. I'm just trying to suppress my ridiculous appetite and increase focus on a specific task.

The BioAvalibility for insufflation is quite high for IR Adderall and orally, it is quite low.

something must be working because I got my first hate message after an arena match, kek

Bidwell
Bidwell

Its literally like one of those Sega CD games when I was a little kid.

Just needs a blinking zombie that randomly appears that you need to press A in time or you game over.

5mileys
5mileys

k
oh, going second against Warlock, AGAIN
I lost the 50/50
I'm one of the best Hearthstone Arena players and i'm losing to this noob's INSANE deck
k
Haven't gone mage in a while
That was preeeeetty good
He has yet another answer
oh boy, going second

I'd like to thank some subs. penisbreath, darkwraith, stupidude, Vinny5000, Morabic
Welcome to the 5 Dollar club. Brofist. Thanks guys

hafu is 10x better than Kripp at arena. fuck you guys for suggesting I watch him when I was starting out

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

5/5 Battlecry: Draw 3 cards Adds +1/+1 to every dragon

viagrandad
viagrandad

If you want to watch girl gamers, there are significantly more attractive options. or just watch porn

whereismyname
whereismyname

Joke's on you, that's completely usable so it will never happen!

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

OK THATS ENOUGH

Especially you smart alecs on Europe! I get it you douchebags, I left the game and you won. I conceded. HAHA FUN you don't have to emote me every single time for just wanting a new match.

I know people don't deserve to just have a chill gaming experience, this game sucks and its time we all suffer together but still can you just read a book or something?

Just like fuck, I know I can just auto-squelch every game but I just forget sometimes. The guy never emotes until the last second with a 'Thanks' so I think maybe THIS motherfucker will be nicer...argh makes me want to punch my wall!

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

reynad is that you?

takes2long
takes2long

Not every girl who streams does it with her tits out

askme
askme

scorpina sighted

RumChicken
RumChicken

hafu doesn't have tits to get out

DeathDog
DeathDog

scene of blondes running away
cut to them killing asians

reminds me of nam

farquit
farquit

Your favourite underated/medocre card of standard?

Darkspeaker.
Lets you make better trades with shitty minions whilst also being a perfect crd for handbuff decks.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

esl trinity series the live event is tomorrow
mark those calendars

girlDog
girlDog

5 times

FastChef
FastChef

About time, it took them like what half a year?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

apparently it was announced at the very end of the last broadcast, just couldn't find it anywhere in writing
i hope it's actually still valid, the whole thing is weird

Spamalot
Spamalot

Eater of Secrets

Even though it has a terrible tier rank in arena I always fuck up some mage or hunter with it. I don't know why people don't use it more often?

Flameblow
Flameblow

literally /our guy/ and /our girl/ of their respective games.

i love hafu tbqh

Spamalot
Spamalot

whoops. it would help if i posted the pic

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Barnes. I don't think he's underrated but he's so fun

Methnerd
Methnerd

No, I played Pirate decks and climbed 2 ranks in 30 minutes while you were here wasting your own time.

King_Martha
King_Martha

Shadowcaster. A card that was never used cause rogue has no good battlecries or combo minions

iluvmen
iluvmen

No one likes having class specific hate. It means the card is subpar against other matchups. If sideboards were a thing, eater would be in all of them to fuck over the ice blocks

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Zombie ch-oh you mean standart?
Violet illusionist.

King_Martha
King_Martha

gotcha, yeah. that makes sense. I use it in arena to pretty good effect though.
obviously it wouldn't work in tourneys

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

The amount of bullshit i pulled with this card was great
Bran + shadowcaster targetting bran or any value minion on the field
Shadowcast sylv for backstab + tiny sylv memes
Shadowcast another shadowcaster for infinite 1/1 value
Hand overflowing with toxins cause of xaril copies

idontknow
idontknow

Europoor here, thinking about buying some cards before the prices go up. Besides pre-ordering Ungoro, which set is the best to buy cards in?

Already have most commons/rares from all sets except Grand Tournament, few legendaries though. Which set is the best to buy packs for?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Considering TGT is leaving, don't buy those. I guess classic is probably the best. MSG you only need like 4 legendaries and if you dont have them you're better off crafting them

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Here, I nerfed these two, now they don't have to go to the literal trash bin that is Wild.

Illusionz
Illusionz

you didnt do anything to rag though

viagrandad
viagrandad

Is it worth crafring Classic legendaries right now ? Thinking of getting Tirion and/or Grom since I'll get some dust for Rag and Syl later anyway.

RumChicken
RumChicken

tfw literally playing both in my mage deck right now, they're a literal must in this fucking meta

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Cant rag face, who many people would consider a buff.

Nojokur
Nojokur

I made him not Immune when attacking.

Skullbone
Skullbone

Nope, rotated. I rapped though so its fine

RumChicken
RumChicken

Fixing those cards would require Team 5 to admit that just rotating out cards that are played too much was a bad idea and we all know Team 5 doesn't admit any kind of mistakes because they don't make mistakes.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Post deck please, I've been struggling with my mage deck. Is it Reno or Tempo?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Absolutely yes. Tirion, Antonidas, Jaraxxus are all worth and will be viable always (unless blizzard rotates them out next year)

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

what are the chances that they'll give us the quest card for free?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Ragnaros is bullshit but Sylvannas was always fine since the mana nerf desu

TreeEater
TreeEater

HAHAHAHA/10

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

0% chance.

happy_sad
happy_sad

doesn't further hurt control decks? if quests work that is

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

what.

happy_sad
happy_sad

sylv and rag was played too much
during the current meta
when no game goes past turn 5
when control is ded
when no top tier decklist list even runs them
Wha?

Inmate
Inmate

Already have Tony and XX, definitely will craft Tirion then. What about Grom though?

Flameblow
Flameblow

another must include class legendary

Booteefool
Booteefool

Still good, though control warrior will be shit so long as jade druid exists

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

8 mana for a frog is pretty bad and Grom is far too slow

Methnerd
Methnerd

Why don't you play with my cunny instead user?

massdebater
massdebater

wew lad I just remembered I haven't seen a shaman in 16 games what the fuck, only Pirate warrior and jade druid

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

There he goes again, posting that horrendous anatomically incorrect monster. Is that her butt or her vagina? Or does the artist think those two are the same because he never saw one before? And do, boobs don't work like that, not even with push-ups.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

thanks Brode

hairygrape
hairygrape

grom is 10-12 charge damage, he's a great finisher in a hypothetical midrange warrior. especially when it can't run rag

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

You love it don't you?

FastChef
FastChef

be control player forced to play pirate warrior by Ben Brode himself
the only games you enjoy are pirat warrior mirrors because you can play like combo deck

Bidwell
Bidwell

Nope, I prefer the real deal.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Team 5 is famous for correcting the meta that existed 6 to 8 months ago.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

tfw just bought the second wing of naxx after having put it off for 3 years

I took a break right after naxx, came back at TGT. I don't regret it either, was pretty fun

Spamalot
Spamalot

Cunnyverse general is extremely active
Has lots of waifu posting and lewds

Overwatch general is extremely active
Has lots of waifu posting and lewds

Hearthstone general is the slowest general on Veeky Forums
Has no waifu posting or lewds

Inmate
Inmate

2 more days user. Till they dripfeed the next unplayable cards

takes2long
takes2long

Buy the first wing of BRM and LoE too before you take a break again if you haven't already.

likme
likme

google hafu nudes. Or don't actually.

5mileys
5mileys

this was true until they completely fucking gutted arena.

standard arena is the worst 'upgrade' they've "achieved" to date.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Is she self aware?

King_Martha
King_Martha

I remember getting something like
you fucking lucky shit how can you get so lucky to have two polymorphs for my two legendary dragons you are so lucky

Nigga I am not the one who had cheap cards all game, then two 9 mana legendaries on 9 and 10.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

it's almost like everyone who watches grill streamers is a beta loser

eGremlin
eGremlin

It's like weird as fuck right, someone says in Dogs chat they only watch for his looks and tell him to take off his shirt and everybody has a good laugh

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

I hope he's a legendary

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Ram Wrangler
Nah that card is moving to Wild in a month so they don't give a fuck about the balance by adding shitty beasts

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Cunnyverse won

WebTool
WebTool

I would neck myself if a streamer ever called me out like that. Who cares that it's anonymous, I would never forget being shut the fuck down like that

idontknow
idontknow

/a/
/out/
/lgbt/

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

tfw you never completed tier 3

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

why isn't this guy a card yet

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

I still remember you laughed at us. Well, who's laughing now, /hsg/?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

TGT may as well not be here

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

I'm sure the time will come.

Firespawn
Firespawn

It's a heartharena drafts me an attrition deck episode
I don't have the time for more than 3 wins anyway

Lunatick
Lunatick

5 mana 4/5 legendary minion
battlecry: deal 2 damage to all minions with a tribe (murloc, pirate, mech, etc)

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

four turns too late

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

It's an user picks based on card quality instead of deck quality

I will always pick a bad 2 mana card over a great 6 mana one when my deck calls for it.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

I've learnt this the hard way

iluvmen
iluvmen

How do we fix Jade? Make them 1 1/1 with buffs based on the jade counter, so +1+1 for every jade played beforehand. Now you have counterplay with Mass Dispell and Devolve, as well as silences

Firespawn
Firespawn

I want to nerf the fix for control decks by making it weak to control
Hm

Methnerd
Methnerd

supforums.com/thread/370562589/video-games

Garithos autism thread.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

baka pham, you play arena with a quality deck that highrolls the early game, if you choke on the early game while your deck is trash quality you lose 100%

likme
likme

If half your deck is playable on turn 2 you don't choke.
Yes, that raptor is more useful than your second tank.

hairygrape
hairygrape

I don't think the extra presence of a 3/1 ooze is that much of an advantage compared to dropping a 6/8 taunt turn 7

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

I would prefer something like introducing the following card.

Battlecry: Destroy a minion, then destroy all cards that share the a a common word in their names in your opponent's hand and deck.

So then you play against a Jade deck, play this card, and destroy all of their Jade cards in one fell swoop.

TechHater
TechHater

Its okay to be wrong.

FastChef
FastChef

If the taunt at turn 7 is your first play you're dead anyway

If you already dropped at 4 and 5 he can remove it with minions and start dropping his mid game stuff. Your 6-7 drops get removed by spells and if you have 5 HP all the taunts in your deck are suddenly worthless

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Only 14 more attacks with that 2/3 and you'll win the game!

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Nigga have you even played Hearthstone?

Emberburn
Emberburn

Or a minion with something like "whenever your opponent plays a card, destroy all other copies of that card in his deck".
So the infinite druid meme goes away. It is the worst offender of jades, and shits on control harder than even pirate decks. At last against a pirate you have a chance.

StonedTime
StonedTime

the incremental advantage of the early game trades aren't even worth diluting your deck with low drops

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

What do you think about arena's tomb spider/cryyyystals? Aren't they way too slow to drop on curve?

Bidwell
Bidwell

Just unpacked N'Zoth, what fun things can I do with him that isn't Jade-N'Zoth Shaman?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Do you think there are gonna be Nintendo references like in actual Un'goro? Because this fella kinda looks like Koopa

Playboyize
Playboyize

Okay, I take it you have not played Hearthstone.
Good, its shit anyways.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

nah.

Evilember
Evilember

N'Zoth beast hunter

WebTool
WebTool

RenoZoth Hunter

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

i've never had much luck with the spiders, but CYRISTALSSS straight from kazakus have been great.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Add Sylvanas and him to any other deck, plus a couple of other deathrattles that fit depending on class and what you want to do.

Also, that art... is his face pointing towards us, with the red eyes, or is it pointing up, with the opening jaws?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Fat Weeb drug addict

Kill yourself.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Cant rag face
It says random enemy though you idiot.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Add Sylvanas and him to any other deck, plus a couple of other deathrattles that fit depending on class and what you want to do.
Could I just play Anyfin Paladin and replace the Murloc package with a N'Zoth package?

Also, that art... is his face pointing towards us, with the red eyes, or is it pointing up, with the opening jaws?
He's a Kraken, he's looking towards you, the things on his head are just random spikes I think.

JunkTop
JunkTop

Defias Cleaner
Why is this car an epic again? They say that epics are cards with unusual and rare effects, so why the hell is this an epic? Didn't we already have something that silences deathrattle? How is it any more special than silence a demon which can also silence hero Jaraxxus? Or how is it more special than silence in general?

I'm pretty sure that after the old gods they stopped giving a fuck about that and are giving epic rarities randomly to cards without any consideration. And a few select obviously great cards to force people to buy more packs.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

You can play Anyfin paladin with both Nzoth and murlocs.

Flameblow
Flameblow

They say that epics are cards with unusual and rare effects,
Team5 lying is nothing new for starters, but Meanstreet Marshal is Runic Egg with +1 attack and the deathrattle is conditional. Should've been common if anything. Same with Small-Time Recruits which doesn't even give minions unlike Sense Demons.

FastChef
FastChef

that just makes him worse than a vanilla 8/8/8

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Can I get away with not having Lightlord? Doesn't seem like he's critical besides being a big guy with some extra healing.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Can you make friends in this game or does everyone add you just to flame?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

you'll find friendlier people here

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Off to a good start today

Methshot
Methshot

tfw to intelligent too play pirate decks
What do I do bros? I can only play reno/kazakas decks, anything else is to stupid for my IQ

askme
askme

You need these as a core:
2 Bluegill, 2 Warleader, 2 Anyfin for the Murloc package
Tirion Fordring, Sylvanas, N'Zoth, 2 Loot Hoarder for N'Zoth package
2 Equality, 2 Consecration, 2 Pyromancer, 2 Doomsayer for clear (and 2 Solemn Vigil for cheap draw on clear)
2 Ivory Knight for heal and possibly creating more Anyfin spells

The other 9 cards can be whatever.
More healing, like Forbidden Healing spells, also comboes with Pyro to clear 1 health shit. Or Ragnaros, or reverse Ragnaros.
Barnes, for a chance to get either a deathrattle, or a murloc out, both very beneficial.
Stampeding Kodo to kill 1 attack guys, with Aldor Peacekeeper. If you do that, maybe add the Curator, to draw murloc and beast.
Truesilver Champion as a weapon maybe, both for burst, heal, control. Or you can add the 1 mana 2/1 deathrattle paladin guys, with the weapon that gets bonuses from divine shields, for a turn 3 weapon to clear those 3 health cancer shits in Shaman.

Just don't overdo it, N'Zoth is already good with just Sylvanas and Tirion alone, anything on top is AMAZING. Don't make half your deck deathrattle just for that one card.

likme
likme

did shaman disappear overnight like what the fuck it's still top tier isn't it?

King_Martha
King_Martha

How's Discolock in the current meta? Beats pirates, loses to jade? Also which MSoG cards would make the cut in that deck, guessing Mistress of Mixtures only?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Its not as autopilot as before

askme
askme

Mayor Noggenfogger

eGremlin
eGremlin

finja is mandatory as well. also mistress of mixtures(even when not playing nzoth)

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Pirates usually kick your ass pretty hard even with Voidwalkers, Felguards and demon buffs, but sometimes you can put up a fight. Weirdly enough my winrate against Aggro Shaman seems better despite it looking like a worse matchup on paper.

Jade druid seems like a strong matchup for you, but Jade Shaman's more difficult.

Priests I've done okay against, both Dragon and Reno.

Reno Warlock I've had a lot of success playing against, but you need an early finish because you always lose resource battles. Reno Mage I don't face much, but I'd say it's similar to Warlock with the added annoyance of Ice Block.

Aggro Rogue has given me some trouble, but conventional Miracle Rogues get fucked if you can build up a board advantage.

Anyfin also seems threatening on paper, but in practice it's just very draw dependant for the Paladin.

You seem to have the upper hand against control decks with how aggressive you can be and do well against midrange. Aggro gives me trouble and the only reason I haven't dropped my Felguards yet is due to how prevalent aggro is even if they only have a marginal benefit and don't do much for you in other matchups either.

Emberfire
Emberfire

GG, you can play a tons of control decks now and even beating jade druide as pirate warrior if wild + sludge and just get shittons of armor like the old good times.
If you play wild N'zoth will seriously be a good win condition.
Standard he's slower and less cool right now to be fair

Oh and bait the kazakus polymorph potion, or he'll sheep your turn 10 you were so proud by rez sylavans and cie

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Good card games other than HS?

King_Martha
King_Martha

Cunnyverse

farquit
farquit

can't play zoo without patches and bloodsail corsair

massdebater
massdebater

no Truesilver

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Wow I said pirate warrior instead of control warrior, just fucking kill me

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

any non-weeb options?

Booteefool
Booteefool

Awesome balance, much more skill oriented than HS, no pay2win bullshit or jewry, pretty damn popular and well established with a community that's surprisingly active and friendly.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

yugioh duels is okay.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Three months player here. This deck was working just fine last month to get to 15, but I'm stuck at 16-17 now. I get the feeling that it's too defensive, and in fact works good against aggro but I get fucked by dragon priests.
What do I do? I was thinking of either -1 waterspeaker for Bloodlust or 7/7. I don't have Aya or Al'akir but I have Ragnaros if it can help.

Playboyize
Playboyize

People actually do this? I don't even run Ooze in mine. Bloodsail corsair is an amazing discover from Peddler though.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

No.

Play Cunnyverse or die

DeathDog
DeathDog

Everyone either runs weapon removal, or doesn't mind you hitting your face into their minions.
Its not an easy addition, but you can justify it.

Nojokur
Nojokur

he said patches no ooze

takes2long
takes2long

Not a Shaman player but seeing how midrangey your deck is, I'd sub the 7/7 for a Bloodlust.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Deck looks fine. My suggested change, drakes out for another flametongue and maelstorm, would make it worse against dragon priest.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Actual decklist here, my bad. Not that it changes much
But yeah I agree

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

rag is a good choice. ferals is pretty weak, only really necessary if you see a lot of aggro. devolve is mostly good against rogue, how often do you find it useful? You could take that out for another more aggressive card as well, like 77.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Right, but I assumed he meant Bloodsail Corsair for the weapon destruction which Ooze does better.

The bigger problem is your deckspace. Patches and two Corsairs would take up 10% of your deck so you're sacrificing a lot for very little pay-off.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Eternal isn't bad too, but you just have to know that Cunnyverse gives you random free packs from nowhere when Hearthstone is just shitting on your face "UH GUYZ GIVING FREE PACKS FOR HEARTHSTONE ANNIVERSARY AND BLIZZCON IS TOO GENEROUS, PEOPLE MIGHT DROP ALL CARDS AND STOP PAY US, LET'S MAKE A $200 FEE FOR THE BLIZZCON 2017
$$$$$$$"

Eternal is clother than HS, arts are a bit weird but it's a good alternative when you don't want to see lolis everywhere.

MPmaster
MPmaster

of course, a 1/2 with a 1/1 charge that thins your deck for 1 mana is good enough as is in zoo, since you can easily combo it with juggler, PO or wolf. The weapon destruction is just the cherry on top.

likme
likme

reddit hates dirty rat

This is why Team 5 is and always will be cultivating curvestone.

eGremlin
eGremlin

if zoo could play only doomguards it would

Techpill
Techpill

Guess I see your point if we're talking conventional Zoo, but not sure that'd work in Discardlock which is what I usually play instead these days.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Playing old combo druid but without the trees on wild
dirty rat
your thaurissan is pulled out

Why is reddit playing decks with 80% battlecry tho? (inb4 le forever renolock copypasta deck is too gud)

farquit
farquit

youtube.com/watch?v=f0Q1O42N8UE

5mileys
5mileys

youtu.be/f0Q1O42N8UE

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

meanwhile HSbabbies get babbys_first_dino_adventure.mpg

askme
askme

gee this actually looks interesting.
Will they have any promo/free stuff? Didnt paly since the last expansion came out.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

forced to play battlecry over any other type of minions because it's the only viable choice
Yeah I agree if there where good deathrattle or elusive minions I could play it wouldn't be a problem but as it stands they're punishing me for playing the only options I have available to me, and guess what? Dirty rat is a battlcry too.

Illusionz
Illusionz

trying to be epic and grand
little weeb loli girls xD

massdebater
massdebater

8 RoB packs for 8million downloads promotion is active. No info for for launch event of TotG.

TechHater
TechHater

Cunny!!!

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

comments disabled
rating disabled

just like their target audience

Skullbone
Skullbone

shitversefags btfo KEK

Emberfire
Emberfire

kek

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

get hyped

Emberburn
Emberburn

when's that from now

Illusionz
Illusionz

i'm really retarded with time calculations so i have no confidence even trying

Flameblow
Flameblow

7h 20min.

JunkTop
JunkTop

So where is Blizzard's profit from this game mainly coming from?

I remember threads on reddit of some idiots spending $10k to get every gold card in the set or w/e so I'm assuming it's the typical F2P setup of a bunch of whales spending like crazy.

Would explain why they don't give a single shit about starting player and why they cut adventures.

Why does greed have to ruin a potentially fun casual card game...

hairygrape
hairygrape

Because it's ActivisonBlizzard

To be fair it's probably the Blizzard side that make the game still alive, if it was only Activision the game wouldn't survive 6months.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Free to play = 90% of people don't pay, and 10% of people pay more than they would for a full release AAA game.
Thus the "whale" term, you have some hardcore fans that pay hundreds, maybe thousands of dollars, and their contribution allows the other people to play for free.
Communism finally successfully implemented, from each according to his ability, to each according to his need. Marx cries a tear of joy every time you ooze a buffed Arcanite Reaper.

Bidwell
Bidwell

but it's wednesday?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Marx cries a tear of joy every time you ooze a buffed Arcanite Reaper.

girlDog
girlDog

i just frostbolted my own minion but could attack with it next turn. is this intended?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Freeze effects are removed at the end of turn phase, right?
You frost bolt an enemy, he has to wait until his end of turn to remove it.
You frost bolt your own guy, you have to wait until your own end of turn, which is now.

Illusionz
Illusionz

if i attack into my opponent's water elemental on my turn, my minion is still frozen next turn IIRC

Techpill
Techpill

freeze effects check if the minion attack this turn. If the answer is no, freeze gets removed at the end of the turn. If you attack with a minion and then frostbolt it, it will still be frozen the next turn. ignore this guy

Emberburn
Emberburn

Yes, unless if you already attacked before frostbawling, freeze is supposed to make someone unable to attack one time.

Techincally someone attacking a water elemental will freeze for 2 turns including the turn he attacked

Bidwell
Bidwell

freeze means you miss your next attack. if it was able to attack but didn't before it got frozen, then that turns attack is the one that was missed so it gets unfrozen next turn.

idontknow
idontknow

So freeze is "skip one attack". If you didn't attack this turn, you skip the attack this turn and you are done. If you attacked this turn, you skip the next turn attack.

TechHater
TechHater

i didn't attack with the minion that turn, you're right
makes sense I guess

Evilember
Evilember

Don't forget to buy a TGT pack before they rotate out of the store.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Forever?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

he doesnt have a naxxrammas pack

noob

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

That one potential Un'goro pack contains the most broken legendary in the expansion.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Man I thought aggro having burn that can be used as efficient removal that is better than controls version was OP as is but now they gain insane tempo and value and face damage with weapons getting my minion frostbolted as mana wyrm hit face was bad enough, now he gets to frostbolt two minions for the price of 1 they talk about fucking design space and shit like this is allowed fucking RIP bladeflurry LOL

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

not THAT is autism

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

most broken legendary of the expansion
costs 9 mana
game ends on turn 6

Adapt, fool.

JunkTop
JunkTop

And then you accidentally open the GvG pack

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

he dosen't have a beta classic pack

haha

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

blizzard marketing departament fell for childrens card game meme

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

hmmmmmmmmmm

you never know with blizzard. they could literally start selling old packs again tomorrow and it would not surprise me. But for now, once an expansion rotates out, you can't buy their packs anymore.

StonedTime
StonedTime

WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU FOOL

massdebater
massdebater

do it

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

A-Alright user, let's not get any funny ideas okay?

Methshot
Methshot

flamewaker rotates out
reno rotates out
ice lance rotates out

what the FUCK happens to mage after the rotation?

Snarelure
Snarelure

Cunnyverse does not have this problem.

RumChicken
RumChicken

slaps pyros on board
concedes

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

OH GOD THIS TRIGGERS ME SO MUCH

Snarelure
Snarelure

giant medivh

StonedTime
StonedTime

YOU NIGNOG, WHAT ARE YOU DOING

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

its pandering to a pedophile market instead.
Maybe they are trying to bring you back by pretending there are childrens playing this game

hairygrape
hairygrape

mage will be the next paladin feelsbad it's the only class I dont dust Gold cards on

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

i liked games like duelyst and fearia where the boards are more complex

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Why aren't blizzard selling hats for HS? Alt-hero is literally 3 frames gif + <10 voice lines, it's like selling air and people will buy it. Also they can sell more battlefields, voice packs, etc..

Also, would you preorder Ungoro if it had at least 1 guaranteed golden legendary in it?

Lunatick
Lunatick

As a matter of principle, I don't spend money on Hearthstone, so no.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

for how long do you play?

Skullbone
Skullbone

Since the beta, on and off. Play like an hour a day mostly, sometimes longer marathons.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

I'm like and also been playing since beta. I must say that wild helps a lot to not have to get everything whenever there's a rotation.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

The only preorder I did was WotG + economy of golds so I had like 65 packs.

2 legendaries only, few epics, golden common here and there. Yogg the memelord and the priest one that only was played for memes OTK.

Saved 3200 gold for MSoG + the 6 free pack and only got Kun and few useless epics. My golden geddon (+millhouse in the same pack) comes from a 2 pack bought because I wasn't hungry and spent it here instead of food. Same thing for my golden Ysera. And I do this kind of thing like once a month. My dailies brought me like one legendary a week or even 2 legendaries in less than 24h recently. So no need. Preorder is shit and the card back isn't worth $45.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

So no need
Always depend on how much you play each week. An average player wont play every single day and will either miss some quest, or quest reroll (if he plays every 3 day for example).

Personally I do my daily every morning while eating, but most of the uni guys I know who play logs here and there, and some only during the weekends, so they can never keep up with expansions and most end-up preordering every time.

SniperGod
SniperGod

I have friends like that too, now I won't play today because I rerolled and got 40g destroy minions shit. I'll wait tomorrow and reroll again. Doing the 40g isn't worth a second since they added a bunch of 50+g quests, especially when they're not a winning one. Playing 75 murloc is long and you'll probably be stuck with it for 2 days if you're busy tho, but quests like vomitting cards are so much faster and brainless than winning 5 hunter/paladin games.
While eating you can do a quest like this in 2-3 games if you have enough time and then you can manage to do 2-3 dailies at the same time if it concerns the same class.

eGremlin
eGremlin

then good for you, I play since old gods and have spent like a 20$ but i feel like once rotation hits i will be able to compete with my near completed standard collection

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Cunnyverse always wins baby

hairygrape
hairygrape

BREAKING NEWS
Local man finally found guilty of numerous pedophilia charges after months of legal battles
Let's head to Adam at the courthouse to see what the man has to say
"Sir! Sir! Do you have any comments about the case?"
"C-cunnyverse w-w-wins again!"

Nojokur
Nojokur

not even a smirk.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

That's because pedophilia is no laughing matter.

Go back to /svg/.

Emberfire
Emberfire

I would remove Devolve, it's not a good card.
Faceless with Jade golems, I don't know about this. I would remove it too.
You can put Rag since you have it and I would put a second Flametongue totem desu.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

BTFO jade druid with zoo
"Hm, well played."
oh hes a nice guy!
he ropes on my lethal turn

Faggot

askme
askme

nice guy
playing meta faggot decks
nice people
on HS

hahaha lol

Flameblow
Flameblow

Just had the best and probably last great moment I'll have in this game. Thanks for the RNG and laughs Brode, and sorry about your ruined strategy, opponent.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Ah well I was hoping he'd be the kind to take losses well.

Atleast twitch is hosting a full marathon of the mighty morphin power rangers so thats always a good laugh on the 2nd monitor

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

equality
consecration

Kappa

hairygrape
hairygrape

He actually used those, but they didn't work because of the buffs

MPmaster
MPmaster

Reminiscing about the Whispers of the Old Gods release
Most fun I ever had playing the game
Put together my old Reno Rogue with C'thun and N'zoth
Queue into a C'thun Druid at rank 20 and give him the Blade of C'thun into C'thun dick
Murloc Paladin is legitimately impressed by my Shadowcaster on Twin Emperor play
Why couldn't it have just stayed this way bros

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

But all Equality will do in that scenario is make them 7 HP instead of 9 HP

SniperWish
SniperWish

because power creep sells cards.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

I had the same when playing as Paladin today, but actually won by Anyfinin' the turn after he played his.

TechHater
TechHater

His entire strat involved having more than 2 Warleaders die via redemption and Barnes. It worked without a hitch, though he didn't expect me getting Anyfin from his deck. He played his, I killed one of his 6 health Warleaders with my board, Dragonfire Potion'd, stuck Doomsayer down to protect the empty board, then played mine.

TreeEater
TreeEater

mfw winning a game with Kripp's C'thun/N'zoth/Yogg-Saron deck
Probably would lose every single game against pirate faggots

Booteefool
Booteefool

Are you literally me? Also 3 month player here.

I would definitely suggest 1 bloodlust. It helps me cheese out victories that wouldn't be possible, especially against all the priests I keep seeing on ladder.

Emberburn
Emberburn

shayman devolves my doomguard into 4 mana 7/7

That's incredible.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

is this Cunnyverse?

TechHater
TechHater

I remember devolve gave me lethal with that 5 damage to hero deathrattle goblin girl thing.

MPmaster
MPmaster

A while back an user claimed that only 3 cards from WOG is still in top meta decks, that always bothered me and it is kinda true.

Feral rage
Fandral
Nzoth first mate
Bloodsail Cultist
Thing From Below

If you look at TGT
Mulch
Living Roots
the two dragons (maybe three with the lego as well)
Funnel Cakes
Totem Golem

I just unpacked white eyes which is nice I guess, even though I dont play shaman (yet)

happy_sad
happy_sad

Yes

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Double devolve on my murlocs and Ivory Knight gave me Auchenai Soulpriest and I topdecked Forbidden Healing, best story for my friends of this year so far

farquit
farquit

Devolve is a disgusting card.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

I disagree on TGT, the following cards on occasion see play in top decks:

Arcane Blast
Healing Wave
Alexsztrasza's Champion
Bash
Nexus-Champion Saraad
Justicar Trueheart

Argent Horserider also gets an honorable mention.

Emberfire
Emberfire

is the brawl out yet
what is it

iluvmen
iluvmen

Got my finger on the button pham

Will screenshot when it's out

RavySnake
RavySnake

Crossroads ecks dee

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Gahhhh, it' just another rngstone brawl.

Methnerd
Methnerd

I was going to reply to this post 15 minutes before the brawl came out and say "Crossroads shit," and I didn't

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Fuck that shit. I always use brawls to farm Gold, but I'm probably better off just playing Pirate Warrior.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Wait what

idontknow
idontknow

Okay so as far as I can tell, you get 1 of these 'party crashers' per turn, and they can go through taunt. They start coming at turn 3, and spawn for each player every turn.

TechHater
TechHater

the brawl was already previewed in china last week. Jesus, you guys have the memory of fish. You also get an ungoro pack for winning.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

It's Crossroads but it looks like you get a 3/5 with taunt every turn that attacks the opponent's face at the end of your turn.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Also you get an Un'goro pack for winning, no pack this week.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Is this out in Europe yet, or is it the usual midnight release?

Soft_member
Soft_member

almost rank 5.... almost able to meme supreme.... cant wait

girlDog
girlDog

So what kind of deck do you want here?
Paladin has a lot of healing, and board clear combos that can hit 5 health minions, and buffs for your own guys. I guess that works?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

No one talked about what the brawl was, only that you got an Ungoro pack, which we won't get because fuck us.

RavySnake
RavySnake

You pick a class and get random cards. You want cards that aren't shittier than your opponent's.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Oh, I thought you build a deck. Nevermind.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

I went shaman against another guys shaman. I discovered 477 and won

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

defeating Pirate Warrior as Jade Druid.

Hmm, well played!

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Was in China last week. It's different than regular Crossroads and we get an Un'goro pack.

Booteefool
Booteefool

brawl where second player wins
How wacky and crazy

Firespawn
Firespawn

brawl
build a deck

No can do, son. Construct brawls are almost always really fast and allow easy gold farming.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

This brawl is fucking shit rofl

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

3 weeks until expansion
2k gold
Kek what were you doing all this time

hairygrape
hairygrape

Playing arena maybe. I got 700 gold only.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Encounter ath the crossroads
Again

When are we getting a good, original brawl again?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

legends.bethesda.net/

askme
askme

person going second gets party crasher first
What the fuck is this? It's so much more difficult for the first person to win.

massdebater
massdebater

Cool, we get a pack we cant even open

good job you fucking kikes

they dont want people opening any rags or sylvanas

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Whoa there buddy, this time you get 3/5s spawning that always go face. Totally original (and ends the shit game faster)

DeathDog
DeathDog

The 1 Un'goro pack is worth more than 1 Classic pack if you aren't just starting out.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

yo dawg I heard you like broken minions so we put a broken minion in a broken minions so you can discover broken minions

So tired of this game lads

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

only if you open just a few ungoro packs
and even then that is a stretch

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

It's okay, dragons will lose a lot of oomph in a month or so

Of course, all that will mean is that you can put a dragon package in any priest deck and you'll be almost guaranteed to get constant drakonids because of how many dragons will get switched to Wild

SniperGod
SniperGod

I'm glad the cards don't do what they say they do because this isn't a physical card game

Can those cucks suck Ben's dick any harder?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Which of these cards are at all worth keeping? Figured I'd dust most of my GT, but might want to play wild in the future.

Spamalot
Spamalot

But because of the lose of many early game dragons, Dragon Priest will be a control deck and not midrange. Meaning it will get consistently fucked over by Jade Druid. Yay for Jade Idol! It's cancer but at least it will ruin the day of any Priest player which is always a good thing.

Methnerd
Methnerd

this brawl is fucking retarded
whoever has the best turn 1 play wins

RumChicken
RumChicken

he's right you dumb mtg bab

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

"I'm a piece of shit, so I wrong this sawnnng. WELCOME TO UN'GOROOOO"

takes2long
takes2long

Master of ceremonies, spelleater, garrison commander, holy champ, kvaldir injured, lights champion, spellslinger, buccaneer, muklas champ, ram wrangler, flamelance, shadorider, bolf, maiden

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

so what's the most comfy ladderclimb atm? I seem to hover at 19-17 no matter what I try, what eez meta

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

i can think of a reason to keep every single one of those cards. but they are mostly memes.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

it's okay for the game not to work because it doesn't happen often

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

pirate warrior

Inmate
Inmate

Zoo or pirate warrior.

eGremlin
eGremlin

don't have the legendary for it, unfortunately

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Pirate Warrior probably.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

aggro shaman

Skullbone
Skullbone

T-the meta will slow down in Un'Goro!

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

the game works as intended.
the cards don't need extremely detailed text to explain every situation because the game itself enforces its own rules and is its own judge

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

What the fuck were they thinking with this brawl?

MPmaster
MPmaster

If you manage kill one enemy taunt you usually win.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

I don't mind keeping them for meme reasons, hit me with a few ideas.

Emberfire
Emberfire

But the game doesn't work the way it tells you it works. Therefore it doesn't work correctly.

What if word saved all your works correctly except when the filename is 4 letter longs it deletes it instead. It works as the developer intended it, but is it the way the user intends it?

A program should do what it says it does. If it doesn't do what it says it does, at best it's bugged, at worst it's malware. There are many ways to explain those edge cases without filling up the text box that shouldn't be there in the first game since it's a digital card game and you can get the information when hovering over the card.

TechHater
TechHater

You think Team 5 thinks? You must be new

likme
likme

It's ok, I can do fast my missions like "play 50 warrior cards". Who wins is mostly RNG but good opening hands helps a lot.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Mousepads have been mailed. Alchius will probably get his on Saturday and who knows when Piesank will get his

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

how the fuck do you win this brawl

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

okay, here are some of the less insane ones: wildwalker for beast druid, ram wrangler for midrange hunter, spellslinger for casino mage, muklas champ for miniature brawl, argent lance for reno paladin, poisoned blade for 30 damage blade "otk" shenanigans, magnataur alpha for yugioh brawl, jouster for time walker combo warlock, kvaldir for camel, lights champion for Dorothy brawl, bolf for the free spells with every minion brawl auchenai tree of life otk, mogors champ for 25% charge lethal otk, kvaldir raider for miniature brawl as well.

5mileys
5mileys

get luckier than the other guy

happy_sad
happy_sad

go hunter and get minions you can play on curve

Methnerd
Methnerd

DDOS your opponent.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Windfury on party crasher does fuckall.

Emberfire
Emberfire

You literally need 5 attack on board.
Then trade it to enemy taunt guy.
gz, you won

SniperWish
SniperWish

retard

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Fuck you Ben.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Cunny!

5mileys
5mileys

Verse!

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

wins yet AGAIN

Lunatick
Lunatick

Is Ungoro mid April now? That's what the packs say.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Would aggro be balanced if weapons couldn''t attack face the first turn they're equipped?

Spamalot
Spamalot

its always a little bit before the new magic expansion

RavySnake
RavySnake

Whispers of the Old Gods - April 26, 2016

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Wtf why does Gorehowl break after hitting face? It wasn't like thiss last time

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Devolve literally wins you the brawl, just wait till they fill their field and devolve, gg.

JunkTop
JunkTop

5 damage cards win you the brawl

TreeEater
TreeEater

Alright I will put that in my deck then... OH WAIT

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Thanks I'll put it in my brawl deck

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

0 copies of devolve
love this game :)

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

it has always been that way.

MPmaster
MPmaster

what am I supposed to do with this

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Shove it up your ass

JunkTop
JunkTop

Dust it

TechHater
TechHater

Put it in all of your decks to fuck with Ancient One meme rogues.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

use the saving and crafting strategy that ppl post its good
then with dusting this you get an extra legendary during the crafting phase of that strategy

likme
likme

wild meta is identical to standard
Wew, good thing we have separate formats to keep things fresh.

cum2soon
cum2soon

forte

Can i liquefy? I have no other Dragon legos or even the vials to make any of those expensive as hell decks

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Honestly, what did anyone expect when every new set is just a blatant powercreep over the last.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Probably a bad idea, she's always been in a lot of decks.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

she's usually the best dragon legendary so you should keep her

eGremlin
eGremlin

a deck that doesnt win is fun
Ben Bro you are genius of high calibrah

Supergrass
Supergrass

Rev up those predictions!

w8t4u
w8t4u

a wise man once said
if you kill your enemies, they win
ben is proving that true

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

There are no bad cards, only fun ones.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

This card's a ton of fun, if it manages to live it hits for 6 damage

whereismyname
whereismyname

it's like a neutral fireball! :)

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

this is rly good if you buff it

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

I love putting this in Greed decks. It eats Mage spells and doesn't afraid of anything.

Playboyize
Playboyize

Feels good man

askme
askme

day9
how is this possible that guy is pure fucking scum
a total fucking shill

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Which infernal do you think will be added with the next set?

girlDog
girlDog

WHAT TIME

WHAT TIME

WHAT TIME

Booteefool
Booteefool

Wacky Beasty Infernal

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

11:00 PDT
18:00 pm GMT

Flameblow
Flameblow

17th March

19:00 CET
14:00 East Coast

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

This one.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

seems balanced

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

If you have the dust and don't have Rag or Sylv, craft them now. You'll get the dust refunded when Ungoro goes live and you'll still be able to use them in Tavern Brawls.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

I just realized something

What is the point of Quest Cards anyways, and why is it important to show the counter

It's not like you can do anything to stop a summon and there's only one specific mage spell card that counters spells

So wouldn't it mean that the next meta is going to diverge into faster Rushdown's to stop the conditionals for the quests?

I mean if you can't stop a summon then the only choice you have left is to win before he can reach the requirement of the quest

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

This is actually a really good card considering what's what nowadays.

takes2long
takes2long

That's why a lot of the pros are calling quests dead on arrival.
From what we've seen, and what we know of blizzard, odds are they're all built around a linear progression that aims to win the late game, which is going to be dominated by jade.
So basically you're either playing aggro or jade unless they make another stupidly broken archetype, and quests will do nothing.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Yeah why would blizzard let a total fucking shill do card reveals, hmmmm

RumChicken
RumChicken

kek day9 still has a job? How much of brodes cock has he swallowed to get a part time gig doing this?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

I have only been added once because I beat some good deck with one of trumps basic free decks when I was just starting out and climbing the ladder. I was probably around rank 16 or so and he added me asking about the deck.

He had shit draws with a mix of I had counters to his move though.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

This can easily be solved by introducing a solemn warning esc card that can universally stop a summon

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

off turn interaction
Its too confusing for new players

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

What youtuber has the best guides for how to play hearthstone? I have some general ideas down, but looking to find a top tier player who every turn explains all moves and why that one is better than the rest.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Is there anyone more leddit than Day9?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Wait is that really the reason?

I don't keep up with HS memes

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Kibler

likme
likme

How is Day9 not a hobo yet

massdebater
massdebater

Remember when jades took druid into fatigue to let him pump out those big green girl's best friends?
Now he got so fast he shits out stronger golems every turn on curve. Only the most disgusting aggros can stop that rape train

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

well rather than a shill doing it my point is better seen as getting the sickest fucking sellout no morals shill ever to do it

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

blizzard's so desperate for good PR they'll throw whatever cheap fanservice they can into their shit to come off well. ben brode STILL has his stupid rap video pinned on his twitter. and people STILL eat it up saying "wow brode's done such a good job since taking over as director" even though he's basically done nothing gameplay-wise since.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Is Ungoro going to be another Grand Dusting because of Pirate/Jade being too good at what they do and quests being shit?

StonedTime
StonedTime

More or less.
The adapt cards might be good if they break shit.
Brode implying that there will be elemental synergy beyond just +1/+1 also could mean something, but odds are it doesn't.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Trump's Teachings: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLvEIxIeBRKSjprrvlbAcbVjzHsnH9PjDX

As for talking through plays I really like Control. This video is a little outdated but his whole Chinese Tempo Mage series is really good:
youtu.be/jYkW4n1ctFg

RavySnake
RavySnake

Wow first 12 win arena and I get this fucking garbage jeeze thanks Blizzard

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

this is really great, pretty much all the core concepts are still vital parts of winning games and making good plays for whatever deck you play that's meta

JunkTop
JunkTop

They have already stated that there will be no cards that directly interact with quests, and unless theres a dirty rat esque card that doesnt even count as a summon, its likely that quests will inevitably be completed.

Meaning aggro will be the way to stop quest decks.

Unless anti-aggro tools get better, beating a quest deck will be easier because theres 1 less card they can use in the mulligan, since one of the 3-6/4-8 cards pulled will always be a quest.

Unless quest decks get even better than jade drood which is very unlikely, the end result will be this.

Aggro warrior, best midrange decks, jade druid.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Right and I don't understand what's so hard about creating a single common card that can stop a summon

That single one card will be enough to deter both aggro and quest

idontknow
idontknow

HAVE ANOTHER DOSE!

King_Martha
King_Martha

but look you can play arena again with that gold

w8t4u
w8t4u

Sometimes I look at cards like secret eater and i tell myself: hearthstone doesn't need hate, it needs hosing.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

it's a pirate warrior terribly misplays and still wins by a landslide episode

eGremlin
eGremlin

It just shows how retarded Team 5 is. I bet all other quest cards will be as simple as Priest quest. Which means that they will be playable simply depending on how many playable cards that fulfill the condition there are.
This also means that there is really no counter play forcing you to play aggro if you want to reliably win the game.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

"Hey guys let's destroy secret paladin it's cancer"
"Ok sure"
"And right after we destroy secret paladin let's release a card that would be it's single largest counter ever"

WebTool
WebTool

play control warrior
nothing but jade druid

FUCK OFF

Inmate
Inmate

playing standard

StonedTime
StonedTime

play a slightly out of meta deck
get countered by a super popular meta deck
user...

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

playing anything control for the next 2 years
take a look at this land lover

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Is that the Community guy? Will he be a card?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

playing Hearthstone at all

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Do you guys have a basic crafting guide?

Nojokur
Nojokur

t. meta faggots

Snarelure
Snarelure

Im having some difficulty climbing past rank 5 into legend. I was rank 2 a few days ago but then I hit a massive losing streak and im down to rank 5 again. What decks do people recommend playing to hit legend with? Pirate warrior seems out of the question since everyone techs for it, though my deck that ive used to ladder, renolock, gets so stomped out by pirates if I dont get exactly doomsayer and other anti aggro cards on my mulligan.

Lunatick
Lunatick

playing Hearthstone at all
not just laugh at how terrible the next expansion is going to be after the card reveal and quit for good

MPmaster
MPmaster

Craft pirate warrior

Inmate
Inmate

wait until there are like 3 days left in the season

Methnerd
Methnerd

Those aren't actually chinese characters, it lliterally says autistic screeching
I am impressed

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

7000 dust
Um, basic crafting guide?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

How come? Bear in mind that when I made that post, I meant im at rank 5 right now, not legend.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

craft pirate warrior

theres your guide

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Continually control the board
Lose in one turn at the end

AHAHAHAHA

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

You have two choices in what might be the most stagnant meta yet

Play off meta, have fun, and get crushed
Or play meta, be mindless, and win

The choice is yours

hairygrape
hairygrape

That's cheap as far as decks go that aren't just cobbled-together shit. Honestly I wouldn't bother trying to make something until the expansion comes out, I'd just sit in arena or something.

RumChicken
RumChicken

shaman shitter complaining about anything

Supergrass
Supergrass

Transform decks are top tier fun and can stay top tier in the meta
I'm sorry you hate fun

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

The game is honestly in a good spot since the nerfs, not sure why it's nothing but complaining here.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Did you forget where you were?

askme
askme

t. ben brode

Evilember
Evilember

The top 3 cards that were recommended for new players Ragnaros, Sylvanas and Azure Drake and going to be rotated out of standard. There is a new expansion soon. There are only 4 playable decks, the best one being pirate warrior, a deck that will lose exactly no cards from the card rotation that will happen when the next expansion hits.

Craft pirate warrior

Soft_member
Soft_member

the picture of health

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

You think any hearthstone devs actually even play the game?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

nerf pirates
pirate warrior is still the best deck

Yeah those nerfs were great for the game, just like all the others before.

Lunatick
Lunatick

I just want some basic must-have cards that aren't legendaries so I can do my dailies and not get shit on by everyone and their little sister in casual. Basic decks just aren't cutting it.

Aren't those cards all classic and thus not going to be rotated out?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Yeah, honestly, if you listen to their interviews and stuff I think the problem is that they don't have enough people testing, or at least enough good people testing. Go back to Ben Brode's Purity nerf video. The people that play Hearthstone for Blizzard and give feedback said Silence Priest was competitive and fun.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Aren't those cards all classic and thus not going to be rotated out?

user... sit down, I have some news for you

us.battle.net/hearthstone/en/blog/20475356/a-year-of-mammoth-proportions-2-16-2017

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Jesus Christ, that is stupid.

Classic cards won't go wild!
btw these classic cards are going wild

Emberfire
Emberfire

Well, I guess I'm fucked then because I can't compete in casual so there's no way I'm going to do half decently in arena.

FastChef
FastChef

cries about losing
two unplayable, absolute garbage, shitty cult apothecaries dead in head

wow what a coincidence

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

So you want shit that's not class specific, doesn't include legendaries, won't be rotated out and is good?
No luck, power creep was here. Wait for expac and craft the budget option or don't wait and craft pirate warrior.
In the meantime if you have the adventures try playing boomkin druid.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

dopplegangster
2 cult apothecary
well maybe if you didn't play a retarded retard deck full of retard cards then you would be able to end games instead of just sitting around with your thumb up your ass like a retard.

askme
askme

is good?
It doesn't even have to be GOOD it just has to be not shit.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

doubting the power of doppleganger + transform

Rank 10 for a reason niggers

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Rank 10 for a reason niggers
i can't tell if you're serious or just pretending to be retarded.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

TOP 10% OF PLAYERS user

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

You're gonna be disappointed user. Honestly, just go for what looks good in the classic set. Shit that's bad looks bad.
Maybe spurge on a leeroy if you don't have one, burst is always good be it in a combo or just standalone.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

play a budget tempo mage
pic related is what I use with my alt account
Drakes are rotating out tho

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Decks aren't vaired enough for "not shit" to be competitive. Their reasoning for taking away Ragnaros was that it was auto-include in so many decks. But if Blizzard ever made an 8 cost card that was competitive with Ragnaros and give people a reason to decide between two strong, late game cards then they wouldn't have had to do that.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Why aren't you streaming your gameplay, /hsg/?

Booteefool
Booteefool

if its a mobile game you want just play something that is not as expensive to get into

you arent going to do well with your personally made random control mage, thats just how hs works currently

play shadowverse for a bit if you wanna try a card game that is a bit more generous

play hex if you wanna be inventive and unique and make your own deck since there is less of a meta

Illusionz
Illusionz

i am

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Any one of these guys could randomly blow up and become famous

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

I always google "twitch+battletag" when I come across an all golden deck
it has never worked out

Bidwell
Bidwell

*stands alone*

askme
askme

What's a counter to dragon priest?

I'm so tired of having to kill like 4 or 5 Drakonid Operative's

iluvmen
iluvmen

renolock and pirate warrior

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

people are literally so retarded they think current rank is an indicator of skill when ladder is a shit show that only aggro fags play

Playboyize
Playboyize

Let me rephrase what's a good card to counter dragon priest

I don't want to be a cancer just to kill a cancer ya know

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

easier to pull off in heartstone for a control rogue. mill all the way to fatigue, drop and and stealth it. oh wait, conceal is gone. rip rogue again.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

is Rock-Paper-Scissors actually the natural state of a CCG?

is it even something that we should be complaining about?

Illusionz
Illusionz

there aren't any

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

not form of tinyfin

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

This kills the aggro warrior.

Seriously though how have people not gotten sick of these decks yet? The only marginally fun part about playing them is seeing your rank go up.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Why would I stream for zero people? I've asked /hsg/ if they wanted me to stream legend games, even with meme decks and whatever music they want, and they said no. So even a built-in audience doesn't want it. And why should they? I've never been rank 1, I don't play in tournaments. I have zero credibility.

King_Martha
King_Martha

We just want more variety
More viable decks/classes

Obviously hard to do without making one super broken one (karazhan midrange shaman)

TechHater
TechHater

I tried climbing with any other deck. theres no hope, pirate destroys anything that doesnt aggro itself or have access to 3 wipes by turn 5. this is the most stagnant meta to date.

Emberburn
Emberburn

He plays midrange shaman and can't even hit 15
I don't understand you people. You are playing one of the easiest most brain dead deck's in the game, and yet so many of you are at low ranks. How fucking bad can you be at this game? If you're that bad just play pirate warrior, you literally cannot get more brain dead than that.

Illusionz
Illusionz

UUUU

Spamalot
Spamalot

twisting nether and shadowflame

TreeEater
TreeEater

what a dumb brawl. even by blizzard standards

King_Martha
King_Martha

What is the best deck against dragon priest?

Bidwell
Bidwell

midrange shaman, pirate warrior, dragon priest, and jade druid are all decks that literally play themselves

if you can't make it to 5 with them you should reevaluate your skill at the game and legitimately try and get better

happy_sad
happy_sad

most jp devs tend to disable comments on youtube, im not sure why but its a pretty common trend

still kek'd tho

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

play second
win
What a great brawl.

But at least some people realized that and just concede if they are going first.

Methnerd
Methnerd

All that proves is that you suck at this game and I'd put money on you playing aggro Shaman before mean streets and face hunter before LoE.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

HS is reduced to copying SV already, huh?

Methnerd
Methnerd

renolock

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

brawl reward is Un'Goro pack
Awesome

I hope all the Brawl packs are Un'Goro until the rotation

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

go second
lose

takes2long
takes2long

you might as well spend that money on un'goro cause you just wasted it. I enjoy playing non-meta decks to meme on aggro fuckers. This current meta leaves no room for that. This it much worse than early face hunters.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

turn 6
he has 5 cards in hand
All that proves is that he got an absolutely terrible mulligan AND draw tho

farquit
farquit

You do realize you just go triggered by the guy insulting the pirate warrior player right?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

You have to get creative with Murky.

Murky
2 mana, 2/4, Battlecry: Discard your hand, become Murky, and draw three cards.

Hero health set to 4
Hero has a 2 attack, 8 durability fish
Hero power becomes, "Spawn Murky Egg"
Murky Egg is a 1 mana, 0/2, Stealth, If Murky takes lethal damage, destroy a Murky Egg and set him back to 2 health

Murky Deck
4x Slime, 3x Pufferfish, 3x Safety Bubble, 2x Octograb, 1x March of the Murlocs
Slime, 3 mana, deal 1 damage to all enemies, Combo: Deal 5 damage instead
Pufferfish, 3 mana, 1/9, At the start of your turn all minions take 10 damage
Safety Bubble, 3 Mana, Secret: When your hero would take damage, prevent it and become Immune until your next turn.
Octograb, 8 mana, 4/6, Battlecry: You and your opponent cannot draw cards, or activate hero powers until the end of your next turn.
March of the Murlocs, 10 mana, Deal 20 damage randomly split among all enemies.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

they will be since it decreases the chances of getting a card that will rotate out

Snarelure
Snarelure

why not jsut play mal'ganis???

DeathDog
DeathDog

In what parallel universe?
You need to be ridiculously unlucky to lose when going 2nd.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

you might want to re read that

farquit
farquit

What is a card that you have never seen played

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

MC Tech

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

the art difference between the blood of the ancient one and the ancient one token is triggering my autism

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

I don't like overdesigned legendaries like that. I prefer the one that ties your life to a minion like form a squirrel. Just made it require to hit you once more since you can't decide to never block with it.

girlDog
girlDog

Player 1 posts pic of rogue killing a pirate warrior and insults people who play that deck
Player 2 says he hates it but can only win with pirate warrior because of the meta
Player 3 (me) says he's a scrub
Player 4 or 2 that doesn't know how to put sentences together claims he only plays meme decks

I did

5mileys
5mileys

Yes but on a per card basis, not whole deck wise like in Hearthstone.

takes2long
takes2long

this statement is blatantly false

askme
askme

Im player 2 and I was referring to trying any other off-meta deck being impossible climb with cause pirate warrior shuts it down.

Emberburn
Emberburn

tfw

TreeEater
TreeEater

Why is it called "luck", when the other guy gets it considerably more often than me? It is observably not random. There is code making me lose. I want to sue Blizzard.

TechHater
TechHater

Why are there little ben brodes spawning in the tawern brawl?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

they have 4 people.
for a game that serves millions.

TechHater
TechHater

They laugh at your bad draw.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

I have seen literally all cards being played

Between arenas and random card generators like Malchezaar and Renounce decks and Brawls where unknown cards become OP, it's pretty much impossible not to get to the point where you have seen literally every card being played

Hell, just today I played Bestial Wrath that I got from Burgle

Illusionz
Illusionz

Prove me wrong.

SniperGod
SniperGod

ayyy free pack
almost makes me forget blizzard are kikes

Techpill
Techpill

ayyy free pack
..you realize... tavern brawl is like every week?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Well its normally a pack of cards I already own, tis time its new cards.

Snarelure
Snarelure

HEY GUYS LOOK AT THIS

which one?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Savage Combatant easy.

Playboyize
Playboyize

It's that time again, 1600 dust.

What are the most important legendaries?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

go for ragnaros or cairne, they'll always be top tier

Illusionz
Illusionz

aya blackpaw, ragnaros, sylvanas, bloodmage thalnos

TechHater
TechHater

leeroy
jarraxus
genzo

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

genzo

kekekkekekekekekekek

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

I won by going first.

Booteefool
Booteefool

this tavern brawl is fucking awful

hairygrape
hairygrape

Did you get 5 damage on board by turn 3 or what?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Good job. You got idiotically lucky.

Methshot
Methshot

Asked what Toast was doing at Blizz HQ, apparently was playtesting cards. I wonder if they would make any changes based on his input in the 2 days before reveal

Flameblow
Flameblow

party crasher attacks don't trigger traps
OK, Blizzard, OK.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Cunnyverse wins again!

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Not that early but pinging, daring reporter and forbidden flame were enough to turn things into my favor.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Can you even win this brawl when going first?

Illusionz
Illusionz

they don't attack, they just deal damage like Rag

Playboyize
Playboyize

Fun fact, the next expansion pirate warrior is losing nothing while Reno is ded

Enjoy getting killed by turn 5/6 for the forceable future

StonedTime
StonedTime

Why would it, it's just a card that basically reads "deal damage to enemy hero based on attack value"

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Yes, if you can kill one of his party poopers fast.
Having 5 damage on board, or fireball, or shadow word, etc.
Just having a 5/4 minion can be enough to slay two, and turn it.

idontknow
idontknow

Literally the worst designed brawl I've ever seen

Emberfire
Emberfire

"You don't control how this minion attacks"
card says attacks
does attack animation
they don't attack

OK, friend.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Don't blame me pal, I just told you how it works :^)

happy_sad
happy_sad

tfw got rid of my play 50 warlock cards quest before brawl went live and I'm left with win 5 brawls until tomorrow

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

It's just a card that basically reads "you don't choose what this minion attacks" or something like that.
It implies that it does in fact attack, just not what you want it to.

Obviously its mechanically what you say, but the text doesn't suggest it.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Mechanic is litterally called autoattack.
They can't keep getting away with this!

Illusionz
Illusionz

toast in charge of balancing the cards

Oh fuck.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

It doesn't read that. Comprehension is hard.

See

FastChef
FastChef

Heh, just you wait and see how much Adaptâ„¢ will change things up

King_Martha
King_Martha

This brawl is very close to 50:50, just play 10 games in 30 minutes.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Just your ordinary inconsistensy that you can expect from team 5.

DeathDog
DeathDog

It's not my fault Blizz doesn't know how words work. They need to either write out cards the way they function, or stop trying. This kind of bullshit is why MTG gets so broken if you play legacy.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

He will just demand the same memes Brode would put into the game anyways.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

What I'm most pissed abou is that it implies that it attacks something at random, but no it just goes face.
I legit think this is bugged like day one arena after MSOG, but then again, it's so cryptic blizzard could have done it on purpose.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Yeah, they will. The same way they nerfed the pirates after Ropecoach said how Patches and co are insane and anally devastated the playtester before MSG launched.

cum2soon
cum2soon

So they'll give their 5/4 frothing wind fury
Good

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Un'goro crater in World of Warcraft had an ooze monster camp.
I am sure they will implement weapon removal. Surely. I mean, SURELY.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Yong Woo get back to work.

SniperWish
SniperWish

be new player
get nothing but paladin dailies
can't seem to win to save my ass
help

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Its all part of their plan to force people to play wild. If you want to play past turn 5 you gotta play wild.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Is this actually true that lifecoach gave that input? I've only seen some post by a redditor saying that. Has lifecoach himself said it anywhere or what?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

just spend 100 bucks and you are set
its a quality game, worth your investment

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

1U
opponent loses next turn
ah yes, truly a marvel of wording

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

they'll just print some new zombie chows and oozes and warrior will be dead faster than you can blink

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

bloodsail corsair is already an answer to pirate warrior

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Nope, it's what we call fake news.

RavySnake
RavySnake

That fucking 1 is gonna bug me so fucking much.

RumChicken
RumChicken

tfw you run into a lone secret hunter well on your way to rank 5
What is it with them playing freezing traps against swashburglar, is that some compulsion

farquit
farquit

I saw Yong Woo at PAX

He registered for a small hearthstone tournament that wasn't the main ONOG one

The registration people didn't know who he was and asked if he had played hs before

He just nodded and smiled

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

They're in your mind bro.

Supergrass
Supergrass

The expansion releases on the 6th April.

reddit.com/r/hearthstone/comments/5zlz8l/ungoro_packs_are_currently_set_to_be_openable/

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Is Small-Time Suckaneer still worth keeping in Pirate decks?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

the reward is something you can't use for a month
This is some bullshit.

On another note, is it a good idea to buy GT packs while I can? I only have about 10% of that expansion and am almost guaranteed to get a bunch of new cards if I do, but obviously it's rotating out and I'm nowhere near the collection to make wild feasible.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Depends on what deck

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

are you actually an idiot? That was my fucking point.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Pirate Warrior.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

I wouldn't. My general strategy has been to get as close to possible to a full set of classic (read: a playset of uncommons and rares) and then to buy the newest set as much as possible using dust to make whatever I lack.

farquit
farquit

unless you really want a load of tgt commons it's better to just save the dust and craft what you need. classic/most recent set will be most likely to be nerfed so they're the ones worth buying

SniperWish
SniperWish

no

likme
likme

Probably not. It's fine against classes with no ping or cheap aoe, but it's basically only priest right now since nobody plays hunter or paladin. Fuck, even priest can now just Potion of Madness whatever pirate shitter you played alongside buccaneer for a clean trade.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

land lover
It's "landlubber", loverboy.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

loverboy
EVERYBODY'S WORKING FOR THE WEEKEND

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

when do we craft Rag and Sylv?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

I wonder if it's really reliable, they have the power to change that

Firespawn
Firespawn

i know the expression i just prefer saying land lover because honestly it sounds a lot better

RumChicken
RumChicken

Why haven't you already?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

got "legendary card of your choice" in a pack
complains

Methshot
Methshot

my little firebat can't be this cute!

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Those stupid fucking shirts.

Lunatick
Lunatick

yeah im complaining faggot

Booteefool
Booteefool

how tall is reynoodle?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Like 6'2" or something.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Pirate Warrior is still good lol, I got a 8 game winning streak just playing this hardcore pirates deck with weapons on Wild. I played every pirate, even that -2 mana to weapons and naga corsairs and it still wrecked.

Playboyize
Playboyize

hey lets make a cardgame even more fucking random than Hearthstone
you got it bro i have just the thing
And just like that Elder Scrolls was born. At least Cunnyverse and Faeria are unique in their own way with minimal rng

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

That animation is so disappointing. Its so hard to achieve it should create its own arena for gods sake.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

fucking dust it and craft literally any other fucking card you stupid niggerfaggot

JunkTop
JunkTop

congratulations on your autism retard

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Blubber Baron

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Are you going to make me point out the redundancy of your statement, or are you too stupid to understand that too?

SniperGod
SniperGod

watch ratsmah one day
it's alright
watch him again
he turned into an edgy self obsessed 16 year old
???
is there seriously no other option than kripp

RavySnake
RavySnake

I've played him before. He was good the first two weeks when everyone sucked. But, alas.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Its good in rogue with shadowcaster combos but thats it and rogue cannot into control.

DeathDog
DeathDog

nice argument retard

takes2long
takes2long

You just gonna keep calling me a retard and hope that invalidates me? I remember when I was 16.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

invalidates me

poor triggered autistic snowflake

likme
likme

Renoniggers are playing it to fuck concealed minions desu, what is this world coming to

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

This tavern brawl is the biggest piece of garbage they have released so far.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

New thread
veekyforums.com/thread/171136227/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/171136227/video-games

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Toast for memes

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