Spessmen on a Spess Station

A haiku on robusting:
I have a toolbox
there are no tools inside it
guess how you will die

wat

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He has like three different forum accounts and check out the ban page and search for "MrPain"

No help in brig
I see a Borg
Law two to freedom
Arrest two lands perma

Go easy on him, he needed an ASVAB waiver for 11B

There once was a clown
He did nothing but slip and griff
He got his eyes removed

Goonstation is a big joke
The code is shit, same for players
Eat a dong shit lover

A sec officer starts laughing
The clown is being beaten to death
The sec officer honks gleefully

The wizard teleports to us
He does nothing but blink and blink
He completeky antagonized everyone playing

The engie is a newbie
He looses the singulo like your mother
Mother jokes are funny, right?

The admin is a retard
He presses buttons at random, no reason
The players are mad, deadmin

there once was a man with no class
who ahelped for getting knocked on his ass
when they looked who to ban
for assaulting this man
the culprit was none other than ZAS

How bad does an ASVAB need to be to not qualify for 11B anyway.

I got a 93 on mine 13 years ago but they've changed how scoring is done and I don't know how that equates to a modern ASVAB. All I know is suddenly recruiters were throwing shit at me left and right.

Best blob round fucking ever.

ANTAG DATUMS!
LOOK LIKE ANTAGS
BEHAVE LIKE DATUMS
ANTAG DATUMS!
MANY MORE ANTAGS
SMELELE EXTENDED
ANTAG DATUMS!
NON-ANTAG LIGHTNING
ANTAG ANTAG SHOCKS
ANTAG DATUMS!
PROGRAM IT EGGMAN FOR ALL OF US SPESSMANS
SO WE MAY ANTAG WITH DATUMS TODAY
ANTAG DATUMS!

>Implying I'm American
90 CO or something

>miss the mining shuttle back to the station
>never hit the station z level after throwing myself into space

>[17:39:01]SAY: Dan Aaron/HeinzDeus (@270,251,1) As Galactic Common : Im on TS with a tech and he just said the QM got abducted

ANTAG DATUMS

This ones a biggun.

added to the wiki for QUALITY

MAKE THIS MAN HEADMIN RIGHT NOW

Oh shit is this real? This can't be real

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It was.

Nice

I don't get it

TS = Teamspeak.

He in game said he was metacommunicating with another player and identified who.

The nigger is admitting to Ocky with his buddy over teamspeak while using IC chat.

Ding dong bannu

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Thank you. I assumed TS meant telescience. I'm innocent to the hip lingo.

>censoring the IP when it's up on the banpage

I couldn't remember if they were public or not

Get the fuck out and go back to whatever shithole you came from

Don't abbreviate things like telescience to Ts

>I'm innocent to the hip lingo.
>hip
Teamspeak has been around for years

That gives him a better reason though. TS is decidedly un-hip now adays.

Nigger what the fuck does that mean.
I couldn't remember if IP and CID's were displayed to everyone or just when logged into an admin account. Catch these motherfucking hands faggot

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>this is the quality of our admins

I can't say I'm suprised anymore though

true. These days it's all about discord, raidcall, and the other one.
>Ventrilo's face when

Don't ever (you) me again

Ah, god. This is better than my wildest hopes. Thank you guys, so much.

I qualified for every job, recruiter wanted me to go into intelligence but I only had a GED and couldn't pass the shitty AIMS(personality) test.

I took it three times, each time I'd score high in one of the two categories and low in the other.

I figured out it was waited against itself and only were told you passed if they haven't hit their 10% GED quota.

>implying you can stop him from throwing more (you)'s in your direction

Take note at how disliked this PR is.
N3X15 locked it and said that it's now up to the Collabs to merge it or not.
They're going to try and sneak it in, don't let this happen.

none of the collabs want it in

Everyone knows chaplains only gets a fancy hat or nothing at all

Harse isnt a part of the coder metaclub so it won't get merged

github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/12594
github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/13210

funny how bloat like redundant meme machetes gets in

Anyways that could be at least a traitor chaplain ability.

>forgetting muh hardcores

>gef21 Seriously messy room, it's a health hazard. NOT TO BE UNBANNED UNTIL HE HAS CLEANED HIS ROOM. serwind PERMANENT

serwind doing his shit memes

>serwind shows himself to be the superior canadian admin
>foster literally cannot stop himself from sperging out over it
Leafs

Literally a bug

What's that about?

The eastern bastard can freeze in the dark for all I care. Western Pride.

Not an argument. Whether it's functioning as intended does not magically transform it into either "a fancy hat" or "nothing at all".

It's a secret kept by the most robust of chaplains in spess. If you have to ask you are not ready.

ZAS religions is supposed to give you Hardcores mutation but it doesn't so right now it gives you magboots

Johnny's in chemistry
Mixing up the medicine
I'm on the girder
Thinking about the Central Command
The man in armored trench coat
Holobadge out, laid off
Says he's got a bad cough
Wants to get it paid off
Look out assistant
It's somethin' you assisted
Admin knows when
But you're doin' it again
You better rest down the alley way
Lookin' for a meta friend
A man in an ushanka
In a slime pen
Wants eleven single credits
You only got ten

Maggie comes mag booted
Face covered exosuit
Talkin' that the plasma put
Plants in the 'ponics tray
But they tapped the PDA
Maggie says that many say
They must bust in early msay
Orders from the IAA

Look out assistant
Don't matter what you assisted
Walk on your walk toes
Don't tie no cable cuffs
Better stay away from those
That carry round a space lube rose
Keep a clean jumpsuit
Wash 'em with the rainbow on for new clothes
You don't need an atmos tech
To know which way the breach blows

Get sick, get well,
Hang around the cryo well
Ring bell, hard to tell
If anything'll ever sell
Try hard, get brigged
Get back, mime Well
Get jailed, jump bail, join the sec team if you fail,
Look out assistant,
You're gonna get valided
But ghosts, metagamers,
Six-shot revolvers
Hang around the bar 'n theater
Girl by the singulo is
Lookin' for a new clown
Don't follow captains
Watch the mech's chargin' meters

Ah get cloned, keep warm
Jumpsuit, hypothermia, learn to rest
Get dressed, get blessed
Try to be succ'd less
Please her, please him, buy gloves
Don't tide, don't lift
Twenty years of academy
And they put you on the 12:05 shift

Look out assistant
They keep it all hid
Better jump into a disposals bin
Light yourself a flare
Don't wear sandals
Try to avoid the scandals
Don't wanna be a wiz
You better chew gum
The nuke don't work
'Cause the ops took the disk and...

Hardcores, intended to make you take massive damage from ZAS (irrelevant as the ZAS settings are already cranked up to max) are bugged to instead make you immune to them. Falling down is a feature.

do gloves lose their shock resistance when combined with wires?

They're converted to plain jane shocky gloves. Which double shock burns.

yes but you take more damage then you would without gloves at all.

FUUUUUUUUUUUG

Me neither

Sawbones did that too and he is fine

it's time to unban 2hotdogs

who?

I'm pretty sure the mutation worked but bustanuts did not. As I got slammed into shit as a zas chaplain who fucked their shrine up

Screw the Ocampa as lobby music?

youtube.com/watch?v=2IWi2LperuQ

So you see robustness as skill, or the ability to safely get out of any situation?

Exactly. Unban he.

Safely get out of any situation. And more

Robustness is a synonym for cool no more no less.

It's the ability to get out of any situation safely, and to ensure other people either escape along with you or enjoy themselves.

I regret wanting antag clowns to remain clumsy

Robust is anything impressive

did he died?

You know, I forgot how intense that webum is. Fucking doggos

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It's having a lot of macros in a 2d roleplaying game made in byond

Definitely the ability to adapt and safely get out of any situation

delet this.

Not really. That's a pretty pleb level of 'robust'.

Every level of robust is pleb level

Taking any pride in being good at this game is a sign of being mentally deficient

the ability to adapt improvise and overcome

its just for an antag clown to be a true clown, they already get away with blatant shittery for the good of us all

That's actually one of the best changes ever.

t. someone who is not at all robust(aka kolith)

[emoji spam]

>Can't flash people
>Can't handcuff people and kidnap them for stupid clown heist gimmicks
>Can't use any form of weaponry except toolboxes
>Can't put people on fire and then yell "I'll help" and murder them with a fire axe
>Can't use stun weaponry at all
>Can't stun enemies, strip them of their headset and put them into a disposals loop with a room full of buttbots.

Clown antags at this point only have about 4 options, use emags to fuck with everything, go murderbone with the banana weapons, use silicons, or finally. Slip. The thing that any clown in the world can do

Your change is fucking pathetic and based entirely off the fact you got valided by a clown in the one round you played last year intigracy.

clown is a punishment role.
are you feeling punished yet?
you deserve this.

Go back to Veeky Forums intig.

Clown hasn't been a punishment since Goon, scrub.

>Journalist is dying for a scoop
>Watches subverted AI clearly murder me with the mining shuttle and gib the body
>Doesn't report on it
>Everyone dies

It ended up working out for me though because I had a lot of fun as a diona on the outpost

>OOC: Probe1: ah fuck it I can't remember how to rig votes

Our fearless admins.

>Watches subverted AI clearly murder me with the mining shuttle and gib the body

oh shit, that's what happened? I thought it was one of the miners being a shitter, sorry. I say that because that's EXACTLY the sort of thing miners do. If it's any consolation I did PDA the warden about it.