What the fuck did you just fucking say about my craft, you little scrub? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Royal Army, and I’ve been involved in numerous 5-0 runs in arena, and I have over 300 wins in ranked mode. I am trained in discard warfare and I’m the top memer in the entire kingdom. You are nothing to me but just another shitter. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this kingdom, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of tier lists, and your user id is being traced right now so you better prepare for my storm deck, faggot. My Forte that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can ramp anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven turns, and that’s just with my classic cards. Not only am I extensively trained in neutralcraft, but I have access to an arsenal of dragons and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the kingdom, you little shit. If only you could have heard the dragon's roar, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit megalorcas all over you and you will drown in them. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Adam Howard
>1/1 off from Rahab for 2 less mana UHHHH SHADOWBABS?
Asher Rivera
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Alexander Rivera
>that one guy who leave you at 11 hp >drop this and use serpent 6pp.
1/4 ward + 20/20
Jeremiah Taylor
eggs
Zachary Richardson
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Cameron Perez
>only 1 win away from reaching AA rank >get hard countered every game and lose 800 points afterwards >tfw when I'll be stuck in A3 forever
Luis Jones
>have a ward so you don't take damage >it makes you kys btw L M A O A M O
Jackson Garcia
>Turn 2 Spider Imp >Turn 3 Dire Bond >Turn 4 Belphegor >Turn 5 3 diabolic drains Literally the unstoppable curve
Jayden Howard
Please concede for my private match daily! 80850
Robert Morris
>cant use shadowverse portal to deckbuild new expansion yet
Lucas Cooper
No, the game being tarded down until your most important choice can be determined by a calculator program is the problem. You're not smart for playing optimization instead of card games, just more autisticly tolerant of mindless bullshit.
Zachary Allen
Updated list. He combos Horde+Vania too often enough for it to be only 2 copies.
Ryan Morales
blood has lots of heal cards
Hudson Roberts
Don't reply, he's just a DShift player salty people are calling his deck out on its bullshit terrible design and trying to justify it any way he can
Tyler Anderson
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Caleb Richardson
Best girl.
Adrian Anderson
>3 demonic strike and 3 DoD How does he not brick? I tried a variation of this earlier this week and I always had 2-3 of those cards in my hand by turn 3.
Landon Thomas
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Wyatt James
Why are vampyfags and lunafags the worst?
Juan Nguyen
can use her turn 7 to protect mary and deal 2dmg
Ethan Carter
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Colton Nelson
>not including imps and that lone alucard
Just watch the past broadcast when you have time then. It works just fine most of the time for him.
>t2 ramp >t3 double ramp >t4 salamander wipe >t5 sahaluci >t6 sahaluci >t7 sahaluci >t8 luci Literally how do you beat this bullshit?
Matthew Martin
>Why are pedophiles the worst Geez I wonder
Cooper Torres
Onegaishimasu 80850
Carter Butler
What's the best JO dragon deck?
Nathaniel Murphy
Vampy is hundreds of years old.
Colton Reed
xDDD
Austin Miller
Was this ever taken seriously by anyone?
Nicholas Russell
>It's okay I want to fuck someone with a child's body because they're actually 100 years old!! That's just Japan's way of justifying pedophilia
Brody Morris
You accept defeat like a man and move on, this happens once in a moonlight.
Samuel Evans
Was she vamped by a pedo?
Alexander Wright
Nope. there is that past broadcast here, though.
Samuel Mitchell
>seven 1 drops >alucard >3 night hordes 3 demonic strikes >no demonic storms One of the worst lists I've ever seen. This deck is contructed in a way in hoping you never brick. Which the way this shit is constructed is most likely to happen.
Zachary Gonzalez
But I'm a woman. How can I accept defeat like a man?
Juan Morris
Wow, rush and 4 (FOUR) health each turn. How can other decks compete?
Juan Evans
I want to make babies with Vampy
Jonathan Robinson
>One of the worst lists I've ever seen >Currently on a 15 win streak in Master's
Tyler Harris
You dshift him at turn 8 for easy win. You play Nep at turn 8 for easy win.
Charles Bell
And yet he has the 2nd highest MP on the leaderboard. Guess he's just super lucky with this shit deck.
Jordan Kelly
That's called pedophilia, you should turn yourself in or join a support group
Isaac Fisher
LONDON O N D O NODNOL
Aiden Reed
Reported to the FBI
Hudson Barnes
Tbf there's no way of comparing until there's a way of sorting that doesn't consider grind.
Logan Jones
How do you suggest to "fix" dshift? Most complainers just want it to be deleted/nerfed, etc. Not a single idea on how to make it "healthy". Btw implementing ways to win more against dshift without equal buff for dshift isn't healthy, just letting you know for any upcoming ideas. Fuck, my ulterior motive is discovered, what should i do? Guess i'll have to retreat for now.
Ryder Edwards
>One of the worst lists I've ever seen. Post your rank and deck.
Joshua Murphy
>12 hours long stream
This guy is obsessed with rank for sure.
Robert Murphy
Child sex laws exist because they believe young people can't consent to sex. If you are mature mentally to have sex it shouldn't matter what you look like. My friends gf looks like a fucking 12 year old since she is a midget and has a babyface but she's 19 so I why would I give a fuck?
God, please kill all of the Vampy and Luna pedotumors in this thread
Ryder Nguyen
getting 2 off the ship would be incredible
Brody Peterson
He literally played the deck on stream and won a bunch of matches with it. It's a good deck no matter how you look at it.
Christopher Gomez
He's fucking lucky bro. If I played shit like this I'd brick in an instant.
Jaxon Walker
Time for important questions. Should i use luna or mordecai for leader? I need legit /svg/ opinion.
Luke Cook
Give control tools to disrupt their combo while also giving DShift more ways to fight against aggro so its winrate becomes more normalized and it doesn't completely shut down one archetype while auto-losing to another archetype. Really just deleting it would be good though. Spellboost cost reduction is a really awful mechanic since it completely breaks the rules of the game and in SV it is completely uniteractive. Free mana has always been a problematic mechanic, as has things like cheap card draw and cheap extra turns. Runecraft is basically made up of everything blue has restricted in vintage.
Adam Butler
Luck is a skill.
Charles Lewis
mordecai for sure
Bentley Allen
Most people think a card like Loatheb would do the trick.
Of course they could never print him with HS stats. He'd have to be severely understatted to make up for the effect and the fact that you can run three of him in SV, to the point where he hurts your matchup against other decks.
Chase Reyes
>age old skeleton >cute gothic loli What do you think?
Jacob Taylor
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Kayden Price
>Your minions gain an extra attack this turn
James Powell
>only 2 drops in the deck are imp and unica >50% chance to get 5/12 worth of stats and thin your deck by 2 cards
Evan James
Luna because why would you ever spend gold on anything but cards
Liam Sanchez
If you're playing with JP audio: Luna If you're playing dub:uninstall
Joshua Thomas
if anything, d shift needs buffs the deck is fucking terrible and inconsistent.
Kevin Ortiz
arisa and selwyn are both acceptable erika is better urias is better forte and rowen are both acceptable mordecai is better hag and freedom eagle are both acceptable isabelle and erasmus are both acceptable, with erasmus preferred for dirt
Ayden Diaz
>h-he is just fucking lucky!
Is this the excuse most netdeckers give?
Joshua Lewis
>dshift is a thing in master rank >why is a deck that counters it winning so much
Thomas Ortiz
You can't turn yourself in for being a pedophile and there's no such thing as a "pedophile support group".
Kayden Reyes
Not to diminish his skill and deck building but winning 15 in a row with any deck in any card game is pretty fucking lucky
Ayden Walker
>oh you can't make a deck which doesn't progress its win condition in any interactive way and which just plays whack a mole with its opponent's board flood healthy? >i guess it must be fine then that doesn't follow tho
>Btw implementing ways to win more against dshift without equal buff for dshift isn't healthy You seem to have a very local, self serving definition of 'healthy'.
Nolan Foster
>15 matches only have one dshift
Let me guess. The rest of the 14 matches are also decks that die to aggro blood, right? Then why the fuck aren't you laddering masters as aggro blood?
Samuel Adams
>not fapping to Vampy and Luna on a daily basis
Blake Anderson
what decks climbs to master fastest
Justin Carter
beautiful, powerful, and stacked to boot
Ryder Bailey
>dragoncucks think they deserve good cards while stupid ass crutches like fervor and salamander which would be OP elsewhere exist kys
Noah Murphy
There are 100% support groups for pedophilia, actually. Pedophilia is a serious mental illness that can ruin people's lives if left unchecked.
Nolan Ward
Fuck off pedo.
Alexander Morris
I hope u're just trolling.
Julian Foster
How is it self serving?
If you want decks that Dshift rapes to have a better chance then you must also give Dshift an equally better shot against the decks it struggles against. If you don't then you are just admitting you don't actually give two shits about the game's health, you just want a deck you don't like deleted.
Xavier Fisher
Luck can only take you so far when you are playing a deck that doesn't allow too many mistakes made.
Have you ever played against a dude who evolve a non-storm follower that is not Vania without anything to trade into? He's that kind of guy.
Matthew Lopez
i run 2 dod 3 demonic strike 2 demonic storm and 3 imp lancer and i almost never brick
Connor Perez
No there aren't, at least not in America. The closest to that is just meeting a therapist but that's not a "group".
Levi Smith
>not being a pedo in 2017 Enjoy that pussy that's been worn out by Chad I guess.
Jeremiah Bell
I like Selwyn but I wouldn't pay for him.
Bentley Perry
just a reminder that fucking teenage girls was perfectly normal throughout human history until 100 years ago now its a mental illness
Joseph Russell
>implying I will ever get any pussy Just fuck off, pedo.
John Kelly
I meant like peer to peer sessions with therapists, which do happen. Obviously there's nothing super public like AA because we would never allow shit like that Pedophilia isn't attraction to teenage girls user. Child fuckers have always been degenerates.
Cooper Williams
>neutral 3pp 2/3 Ward I still can't believe we are getting this. Healing Angel was always just an awkward card, since, unless you were playing against aggro going second, very often it would heal you for 0 when played on curve, but this is almost always good, while the enhance effect is not bad either.
Bentley Ortiz
>Dies to lowcost removal 85% of the time Veight was a mistake