League of Legends General - /lolg/

whereismyname
whereismyname

Adorable magical girl edition

OT: veekyforums.com/thread/171047843/video-games

eyosongive.us

Other urls found in this thread:

veekyforums.com/thread/171047843/video-games
youtube.com/watch?v=b9u5IDQjWaM
danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1412404
na.op.gg/summoner/userName=ur aii weenies
veekyforums.com/thread/171093083/video-games

Supergrass
Supergrass

MATING PRESS

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

when you realize you have the veteran's badge by your name in silver

JunkTop
JunkTop

Tfw no vgs

farquit
farquit

shh, you're going to summon them.
the discucks

iluvmen
iluvmen

Xth for Katarina
best girl
:3c

Playboyize
Playboyize

veekyforums.com/thread/171047843/video-games
Replace "should" with "can". Doing risky shit like that should ONLY be done if you either know where the enemy Jungler is or you can confidently 1v2 them.

veekyforums.com/thread/171047843/video-games
Don't get me wrong kills are good too, but denying CS is solid for literally every matchup.

SniperGod
SniperGod

fluffy tails <3

DeathDog
DeathDog

Too late

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Draven!
He's so cool wow!
no name waifu thread too late
hohohohohoohohohohohohohoh
jk shibs pls draw me draven

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Tanks fucking suck right now

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Reminder that GangplankxShibs ( me ) is Rito confirmed OTP.

Evilember
Evilember

discord is the new inner circle meme

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

rioters confirming things
actually canon
graves would be vaping then

Booteefool
Booteefool

Shut the fuck up

Spamalot
Spamalot

I wanna wish you all a good night and I also wanna cuddle Jinx.

w8t4u
w8t4u

is firstpicking (or at least picking before enemy top) darius as bad as people make it out to be? i just want to practice him but im never last pick

idontknow
idontknow

I have played this game since season 1, and have never made it past gold by myself. Why?

SniperGod
SniperGod

mordekaiser has the highest base AD in the game
mordekaiser synergizes like garbage with sheen
mordekaiser scales poorly with AD despite having fairly hefty total AD ratios

JunkTop
JunkTop

seconded for making many litters with dirty foxsluts

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

cringe

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

goodnight jinxfag ^^
sleep tight
you should get on the discord!

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

when you lose two games in a row from the AD deciding to park his ass mid the instant enemy bot tower dies despite doing nothing but farming the wave to tower then immediately softlock a support only for someone else to lock zyra last 10 seconds with no one else jungling in sight so you have to jungle as taricjust FUCK BLIND PICK

5mileys
5mileys

Holy fuck can we just ban all Mordefags? They never contribute to the thread all they do is "YEAH YOUR CHAMP IS COOL BUT NOT AS COOL AS MORDEKAISER IF WE WERE IN A 1V1 I WOULD SMOKE YOU BECAUSE MORDEKAISER WINS ALL 1V1'S".

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

I wanna cuddle YOU! :3

Wait no I don't you're mentally ill for liking Jinx and I don't want anything to do with degenerates

Methshot
Methshot

They don't even use IRC

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

he probably clicked more than once posting this

Emberburn
Emberburn

Sort of? Top feels a bit "Rock, Paper and Scissors" in terms of matchups.

Jayce
Quinn
Swain
Pantheon
Kayle

The lower you are the worse people are at abusing their ranged advantage and ability to kite, though.

StonedTime
StonedTime

I will literally never understand lolg's obsession with this irrelevant trash champion that is Morde.

He's nothing unique from a design standpoint, he's literally Sauron with an undead kick. His gameplay is completely unengaging and binary, 4 abilities that do nothing but damage besides a shitty laughable MS boost on W. He is literally lanebabby's first champion because you could autowin lanes by just mashing E on your enemy laner and now after his rework does about the same thing except now you don't have to buy a shitty revolver so you can do it even more from the start. And let's not even get started on the fucking travesty that is his meme ghost dragon, it's amazing that CertainlyT still has a job, although maybe his punishment for being such a shit tier designer was being forced to rework such a trash champion.

I think it speaks to Veeky Forums's contrarian nature in general that Morde is so popular in lolg. Literally everyone from normies to reddiors sees how boring and uninspired this stupid champion is but a handful of people will cling to him like gnats to shit because "le based XD" even though every fucking thread you see some retard clamoring for absolutely unreasoable buffs like baking in entire masteries into his kit baseline and nullifying the intended weaknesses of his kit.

I geniunely would be the happiest many alive if Riot was to straight up remove this faggot edgelord champion from the game so I would never have to hear some lolg shitlord obsess over him again. Schadenfreude? Certainly, but I don't give a fuck. Fuck Mordekaiser, and fuck every single one of his """"mains"""""

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

mods are asleep post cow tits

tfw my league hentai folder is 479 images and /lolg/ isnt providing any new quality material anymore

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

xth for this is why you buy a Chain Vest first back vs Zed, also sometimes I happen to not suck so much ass at Yasuo.

whereismyname
whereismyname

IRC is only used by anime nerds and old school pirates anymore.

Inmate
Inmate

I claim vi as my waifu for the next 100 years

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Are saying that Numero Uno is bad?
HOW DARE YOU.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Depends on elo. For example, above Plat or so you'll pretty much autolose if they pick Quinn because a good Quinn dumpsters you, but in low elo you autowin if they pick Quinn because they have no idea how to play Quinn they just read it's a counter then become confused when they can't 1v1 you level 1 in melee range.

Methshot
Methshot

drawn porn industry is dying atm
we're already past the golden age unfortunately

Methnerd
Methnerd

You're a real fucking attention whore tonight aren't you?

I-I'VE BEEN HERE FOR YEARS I'M BETTER THAN THE NEWCOMERS
PLEASE GIVE ME THE ATTENTION I CRAVE EVEN THOUGH I'M A DISEASED HUMAN BEING WITH A FUCKED UP BRAIN

Slanderous, jealous, spiteful bitch, no wonder you think you want to be a woman. Tone it down fucking retard you're disgusting.

Grats you found a new word, how many times have you said cringe this past week alone? Still far less than the number of times greasy autists across the globe have jerked their micropenises to your imaginary wife I would imagine

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

team chose diana mid and camille top

what does it mean?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

they can't even shoot glitter

Supergrass
Supergrass

fuck it then ill start playing him until plat

Skullbone
Skullbone

they cant even shoot milk

SniperWish
SniperWish

I can shoot cum into your womb.

RavySnake
RavySnake

who is the best Support in the world?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

uh no, sorry, i'm a man (male)

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

xth for Syndra

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Me!!

Emberburn
Emberburn

I wanna carry Lulu on my shoulders and show her the world!

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

...are you okay, bud?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

150 posts early

You faggots need to be range banned for this shit. Consider suicide immediately.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

okay but who's the best Pro Support?

SniperGod
SniperGod

Nice one, really substantive reply right there, is your defective brain confused and scared because I don't want to fuck you like the rest of lolg? Kill yourself

cum2soon
cum2soon

LOL

Snarelure
Snarelure

comfy chibis~

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

ouch, stop it hurts!!
shut the fuck up, idiot. your being triggered over me is really telling. post your avatar, so i know who to remember, you sad lil bitch haha

SniperWish
SniperWish

Best girl.
Best hips.
Best wife.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Better girl.
Better hips.
Better wife.

Booteefool
Booteefool

I want to go swimming in Lulu.

askme
askme

I love my free (you) each thread

and I luv you too buddy~

Illusionz
Illusionz

Laughable.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@171071321

kill yourself faggot cancer,

viagrandad
viagrandad

replies to me posting to someone else instead of addressing the original post
Not only does this show you actually care enough to respond to me, it also shows that you have no content to formulate

Join your discord friend in ritual suicide

Omggg it's not just a cute animeposter it knows how to talk back!! I thought it was defenseless, now I feel threatened!!!!

Again, kill yourself, I just thought I should let you know that you're a garbage human being since the degenerate attention you get from lolg seems to have made you falsely believe that you're not (Hint: you are)

Bidwell
Bidwell

I want to impregnate that goat.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

as long as its directed to me I appreciate the attention <3

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

salty as heck

whereismyname
whereismyname

I want to go swimming in Lulu.

Booteefool
Booteefool

please check ur schizophrenia at the door friend

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

You can't hide your shame

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

what a pathetic little existence, to only have joy from talking down to others. dont know whether to discard you outright, or feel genuinely sorry for you.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

New aatrox feels like shit without his attk spd.
Like you now have to build like almost full tank to be able to get blood rush.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

My heart and actions are utterly unclouded...!
They are all those of 『in』.

RavySnake
RavySnake

YOU HAVE REACHED THE WAIFU-KILLER BOT 9001

ANY WAIFUS THAT ARE POSTED BENEATH THIS LINE WILL BE EXECUTED
_______________________________________

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

good thing mine was posted before this

Methnerd
Methnerd

charms u under turret
thunderlord's/ignites u
urgot in season 7 in my lane lul

Supergrass
Supergrass

ban [champion]
someone instantly dodges
What's their name anons
For me it's Graves

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

whew good thing husbandos are good

cum2soon
cum2soon

tfw shit at League
tfw shit at life
tfw nobody loves me

Can you execute me too?

Lunatick
Lunatick

KILL THIS SHIT GIRL

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Cheer up, user!

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

this is pretty disgusting
even more disgusting than og urgot

Snarelure
Snarelure

another member of the fag brigade appears
Did he give you pictures of his ass or something? Wake yourself friend, he doesn't care about you. Not that anybody does probably

Not even going to respond to you

I'm gonna be honest for a second, how you've even maintained a persona or any degree of relevance in this community for years with a bland, virtually non existence personality is impressive to me if nothing else

The desire to remove or kill faulty, incorrect, or broken things is wired in our biology to give us pleasure. What adds to that pleasure is the understanding that I'm not that way, that I'm better than you in every aspect. If I could shoot you in the head I would but all I can do is ridicule you with text so I'll settle for that

Don't pity me for being superior, hate yourself for being the way you are and remove your presence so it doesn't get exposed to correct, healthy humans and corrupt them

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

I want to hug and kiss Zyra!

Playboyize
Playboyize

if you die you'll just beforced to play league anyway dude lol

Methshot
Methshot

the supreme gentleman has arrived

SniperGod
SniperGod

w-wait.................
you d-don't have to do this.................
please don't k-kill me................

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Who are you? Very curious who this angry personality belongs to.

Illusionz
Illusionz

DON'T!!!

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

you're still fucking going
okay, 6/10 you actually got a real giggle out of me kek

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Pray that I don't get to a thread early, human.

For now...

E Q Q Q Q

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

finally you post the pic with, gj retard

Spamalot
Spamalot

Who are you?
asking that on an anonymous imageboard
You people are unbelievably stupid.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

being a faggot
Look at you now stupid retard
HAHAHA EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS FAG

JunkTop
JunkTop

posting her so she gets executed again

report soraka for inting
im afk

Spamalot
Spamalot

fuck dude. u got me. my night is ruined

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

IGN?
1v1 me and I'll crush your avatarfagging ass
If you don't reply you're a pussy

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Nice, four actual lines of relevant dialogue and you're back to spewing your ebin one liners

I'll let you pretend that the humor is in my posts, and not the fact that you've completely botched your one shot at proper human existence. Goodbye you stupid fucking garbage cunt rag degenerate retard faggots

Techpill
Techpill

Back the HECK off or i'mma have to shoot!

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

actually playing the game
nigga

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Fluttershy
Not even best pegasus

Off yourself my nig

FastChef
FastChef

hol up, son

Lunatick
Lunatick

I love Lissandra!
Would she love me though?

Evilember
Evilember

autistic clopper tries to be funny
A post with such little content, and yet it reveals so much. You'll never be funny or smart or popular, just stop trying already and recognize the fact that the universe fucked you over. The only correct and good option here is suicide

Firespawn
Firespawn

i suppose she'd be desperate like that.

RumChicken
RumChicken

ponyfaggot
talking down to anyone at all
please put a shotgun in your throat

eGremlin
eGremlin

humans are pretty boring tbqh

whereismyname
whereismyname

someone trades me a role in select
i feed on it
s-sorry...

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

everyone know that scootaloo is best pony, get diamond and cut yourself out of earth

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

never
even
talked

whereismyname
whereismyname

implying
you're so salty I better stop giving you (You)s before I have a heart attack

Techpill
Techpill

WHERE THE RESULTS AT

TechHater
TechHater

Lulu is a WINNER!
She won the best husbando: ME!

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Veeky Forums vs Veeky Forums up on NA

Need 4

Password is vidya

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

supreme gentleman is here le tips le fedora
I wish to transcend my human mediocrity and reach for the aether in the stars
Kil yourself fucker

askme
askme

I liked MLP in the past and thought it was okay to name myself after it
I don't evebn watch it anymore you cucks only if theres a special I might
I can 1v1 any one of you. Honest, try me.

TechHater
TechHater

well memed fellow redditor :)

viagrandad
viagrandad

Here you go senpai

Bidwell
Bidwell

there's nothing wrong in liking ponies btw

begin a faggot, now that's an issue

massdebater
massdebater

you're so salty
before I have a heart attack
Is this what qualifies as humor for you? I bet the girls at your community college anime club think you're just so witty huh congratulations

Booteefool
Booteefool

but you aren't draven
he doesn't have shit taste

TreeEater
TreeEater

Does /lolg/ have a pentakill with their favorite champion?

I have two as Brand

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Thanks bud, first vg game I've gone positive kda in a while.

Illusionz
Illusionz

being attracted to talking horses is ok
liking human men is not
:thinking:

Spamalot
Spamalot

Way back during the Sated days.

viagrandad
viagrandad

stacked ass fuck

takes2long
takes2long

That's right you dum bass

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Lulu is my STAR!
I'm her GUARDIAN!

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

I've gotten three this season on Darius and one with Warwick, just need a Sion penta and my collection will be complete.

Evilember
Evilember

I don't have any pentas as my main, Orianna, but I have one as bruiser top Braum, a build that I have played only once

DeathDog
DeathDog

What is your bruiser Braum build?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Godspeed user, not gonna be easy though. Sion doesn't have a lot of potential to kill a whole team but it can be done

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Draven is my POOL!
I'm his PARTY!
wait a seco-

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Wake up
See this
wat do?

TreeEater
TreeEater

Jinx's tummy is for ___________!

WebTool
WebTool

Build as if you were Jax, but instead play Braum.
I haven't played that in a few years though

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Veeky Forums vs Veeky Forums 1 more

GET IN HERE

pass is vidya

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

join Veeky Forums vs Veeky Forums now to play with great human beings like boodrum and angel wiggums

one coveted spot remains act with haste

King_Martha
King_Martha

tfw favourite champions are supports
But I got one on Cait yesterday!

Playboyize
Playboyize

Hey dudes Veeky Forums vs Veeky Forums is up on NA RIGHT NOW
We need one more player which one of you will it be? The password is vidya

WebTool
WebTool

I got 2 with Gangplank but my first penta was with old Fiora when I was pre 30
I just jumped in and mashed all my buttons then omnislashed and somehow got a penta

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

I started this meme

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Yeah but really, what's in it for that one person?

Methshot
Methshot

how come whenever you advertise a vg it's always with like 1-2 slots left c'mon...

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Why is Stixxay so cute?

whereismyname
whereismyname

and now YOU'LL END IT

5mileys
5mileys

Only a quadra with one, and a penta with the other.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Reminder that Stoneborn Pact is fucking busted and that tank supports are BACK, baby.

Bust out your Braums, your Alistars, and you Nautiluses lads.

RumChicken
RumChicken

seems t'me like they invite from friend list then advertise in discord then post in lolg minutes later

it's just a lazy-ass host excluding the very playerbase he came from potentially

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Reminder that COTC is still better.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

braum maybe but ali and naut without courage? idk man

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

It's the only thing making Olaf viable and not such trash in the late game.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Lulu is the sweetest! THE SWEETEST!

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Why are bronze players such fucking retards?

no he just got fed he's not better than me lalala I swear if I laned vs him this never would have happened

Also

Pise: lol draven
Pise: wanna boost me a little with another duo?
Pise : lol i have to get out of this bronze... i'm not very good but don't deserve this rank ç_ç

The cognitive dissonance, just wow.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

stoneborn over coc when you're a engage tank
please don't

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Why is Velkoz so fun to play as?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Because below plat people absolutely REFUSE to respect his damage

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

damn I wanna see Destroyer wearing that

Methnerd
Methnerd

Hey lucky and niggums respond to this post if you guys don't love each other :^)

Flameblow
Flameblow

summoner's rift update
wait what

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

lucky is MINE not wiggums you faggot

Playboyize
Playboyize

oh yeah well king gay IS MINE.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Storeborn is bad cotc
having 2 cc masteries when one is 100 times better than the other is pointless

Snarelure
Snarelure

Now that Kalista is good again will she start violently shitting herself and sucking up all the fun in lolg again?

cum2soon
cum2soon

Just got my 3rd frag

What's in the box !?

FastChef
FastChef

Kalista is good again
did they revert those 7 consecutive nerfs or what?
sion champ shard

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

They're not even remotely similar.

Stoneborn is useful if you're not gonna be the main engage on your team and you need the extra HP/sustain in lane

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

goodnight, bois. feels gud going to sleep without a needle in my arm. have a good day/evening.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

then why are you picking an engage tank if you ain't going to engage?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

They've been giving her some small buffs this season and the new BORK is really good for her.

Giving it more AD and less attack speed makes it much better for her.

Watching sneaky play her the past few days is crazy.

JunkTop
JunkTop

im yours
when I dont even have you added

not how it works bub

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

kys yourself riot

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

haha get fucked

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Because he's a filthy slut who wants knowledge blasted all over his eyeball

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

how do i 1v9? i only get retarded teammates who can't farm when behind and must fight every chance they get

Lunatick
Lunatick

people that max e on sion
Learn to hit your fucking skillshots fucking cowards

Lunatick
Lunatick

why is Riot even remotely thinking of nerfing Shen?

Why are they so painstakingly bad at balancing? They took one of the worst champions in the game in Aatrox and somehow made him even worse. How is stuff like this even possible?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Sounds painful.

likme
likme

They reverted the nerfs they had for him. I guess they saw this past week of pro play and realized while he's strong, he's far from something that should be nerfed.

Now Rumble on the other hand, that buff to his pushing power a while back has made him fucking stupid in the pushpushpush for first tower gold meta

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Fizz buffs brought him back

God why, I was free from this gay fish for three months

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

It is. Fortunately, he can burn it all away with his eye laser afterwards.

Firespawn
Firespawn

not my fault you deleted me.

SniperGod
SniperGod

Does probuilds even work?
Constant Loading history
Is there a new site?

MPmaster
MPmaster

ban him ?

ban talon too btw

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Vlad is coming back

SniperGod
SniperGod

When did Annie become an Assassin?

Skullbone
Skullbone

when she assessinated my dick

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Do you think he regrets those Twitch and Lee Sin games?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

shes a "burst mage", so an assassin without mobility.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

burst mage, not assassin
burst mage is supposed to be able to cc and chunk you for most of your health, or 100-0 if they are fed
assassins are meant to pick off low health targets, but they can 100-0 if they are fed.
there are similarities, which is why Syndra is often jokingly called a long range assassin

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

why's annie so poorly designed

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Why can't I upload my webm? It says "Only VP8 is supported." I recorded it without sound from the league client

idontknow
idontknow

This

people always talk about "tank meta, tank meta"

the only decent tank is naut

just because tanks are played in LCS doesn't mean they arent shit in solo q.

The only people who bitch about tanks are adcs because they can't one shot you and spam mastery signs

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Relic of an old time, she's not poorly designed

You want poorly designed? See Ekko

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

good

I'm low elo as fuck so nobody plays tanks, and in the off chance someone does pick a tank the team with the tank wins. Now with no tanks that's not an issue.

Soft_member
Soft_member

She's just old and basic.

Good.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

When is new Galio's patch gonna be live?
Anybody knows?

Flameblow
Flameblow

when did we get last patch?
2 weeks after that I think

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

March 28th/29th depending on your timezone

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Being low-elo
even thinking for a fucking attosecond that your opinion is worth anything much less sharing

APEX KEK.

It's only going to get worse, Riot's reworking crit alongside with the tank "update" (e.g blanket nerfs to their items and the "expressions of skill" added to kits being a massive reduction of reliability. We're rapidly approaching the late S3/S4 days where games devolve into who can blow up who first.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

If HoTS can have 7 different maps with different gimmicks, Smite can have 6 different maps, Awesomenauts can have 5 different maps, and HoN can have 6 different maps, why can't Riot make more than 4? GIVE ME MY FUCKING MAGMA CHAMBER

Also a map for Zaun would be awesome

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

will he change my experience?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

What's your elo then big shot? I'll see that timestamped in client screenshot please matey

hairygrape
hairygrape

He will change your experience of suffering.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

I can just tell you post on /pol/

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

hots has literally a dozen maps for ranked

While it's a nice change of pace from playing on the same map repeatedly the novelty wears off quickly.

I also need to get around to trying Smite/Doto.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

I want to lock Lulu in my basement forever so she gets stockholm syndrome!

Methshot
Methshot

Okay so this is exactly what I'm talking about when it comes to the /pol/ boogeyman. Please fuck off.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Well you didn't deny it so I'm clearly right

cum2soon
cum2soon

Not that guy but alright

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

It's not a boogyman, you retards ozze a kind of anti-charisma that makes people feel dirty just listening to your vitriolic way you talk

It's nasty

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Veeky Forums vs Veeky Forums NA +4
vidya

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

esports at least for league is dying away right?

surely noone cares about watching asians in black rim glasses fight eachother in a game that are just flashing lights to the person that doesnt actually play league

FastChef
FastChef

someone dodged now i'm against him top playing jayce into his yasuo.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

well you never added me back?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

my legs hurt /lolg/
excersicing sucks

are you the same trans rights guy from yesterday? You need to step up your baits.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

tfw no one wants me anymore
only now do i realize the value of what i had before

MPmaster
MPmaster

I think youre still cute rumia

but since youre always so tsun I moved on to a better cutie

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

would you give Lulu her first blood lolg?

5mileys
5mileys

go fuck yourself. some of us never had any of that. good riddance.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

jesus fuck this irrelevant piece of shit is really desperate isn't he

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Trust me I'm a nihilist shell of a man who like things like the hilarious health care reform to pass just to see how many of it's own people the US would kill off but that doesn't mean I would waste my time circlejerking with those assclowns on a regular basis. Not to mention the ridiculous /r9k/ bleedover.

I just also happen to believe people who are bad at this game's opinions should be weighed less than objective factual data and the opinions of people actually good at said game

LEAGUE OF LEGENDS

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

i'm sorry i'm afraid of losing control over myself

i respect and support your decision wholeheartedly

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Lulu is for ______

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Insufferable autists like you usually have a trip, consider one so I don't have to read your /r/iamverysmart shit ever again

thanks

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Veeky Forums vs Veeky Forums NA +2
vidya
cum in

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

This game is so shitty. This game is the worst game ever. Yet I can't stop playing it. Help me.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

pissing off lulufag with pictures like this

massdebater
massdebater

Anyone in lolg
accusing anyone else of having autism

lol?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

don't deflect just fucking do it mate

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Impregnating with superior human DNA.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

nihililist shell of a man
le all seeing, objective, truth teller
please fucking kill yourself. you're not nearly as profound as you think you are, nor are you any better than the people you're shit talking.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

What are you talking about man? Don't you know he's Intelligent, Nihilistic and has a Wicked Sense of Humor

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

any translation yet?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

1000+ AP ONE SHOT UNKILLABLE BROKEN FREELO NEW GALIO REWORK (MY FRIEND BLOCKED ME AFTER THIS GAME) (MY GIRLFRIEND LEFT ME AFTER THIS GAME) (MY MOM CALLED AND SAID SHE DIDN'T HAVE A SON) (MY FATHER TOLD ME I WAS A FUCKING DISAPPOINTMENT) (THE BANK CALLED AND MORTGAGED MY HOUSE) (MY COLLEGE EXPELLED ME) (MY WIFE LEFT ME) (MY DOG RAN AWAY) (MY SCROTUM GAVE ITSELF A VASECTOMY) (MY HOOKER POKED A HOLE IN MY CONDOM WHILE I WAS WEARING IT) (ADC IN 2K17) (GONE WILD) (GONE SEXUAL)

FastChef
FastChef

all these mad plebs

thanks for the (you)s nerds. stay free :^)

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

i-i was just baiting!!!
every. fucking. time. no, sorry, nobody was fooled.

Flameblow
Flameblow

What am I supposed to do with this garbage? I don't care about some new emote.

DeathDog
DeathDog

how to spot an /r/the_donny refugee a mile away

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

how does a sentient human being manage to find humor in something like this? is this what it means to be autistic?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Veeky Forums vs /v/g live on NA
placem!

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Why user thank you you're too kind

girlDog
girlDog

using reddit memes

liberals sure love leddit dont they?

Skullbone
Skullbone

It's the "I just joined Veeky Forums yesterday" starterpack

Flameblow
Flameblow

Why are yordle girls so obsessed with getting a human bf?

Lunatick
Lunatick

Well in reality they're not because at no point in the in-game lore does it suggest this

takes2long
takes2long

being this fucking predictable
are you reading off a shitpost script, or something?

Bidwell
Bidwell

look at this image while listening to this song at 1:15.

i wept

Methnerd
Methnerd

It is absolutely hilarious how lolg will constantly bitch about /pol/ influence when they're the first to fling shit.

I genuinely think we need a word filter from gook moot on shit like Trump/Cuck like there is for s m h t b h f a m

RumChicken
RumChicken

nice link faglord

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

/pol/tard triggered

It's time to go back to your containment hole, vermin.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

youtube.com/watch?v=b9u5IDQjWaM

forgot the link

RumChicken
RumChicken

Have you ever stopped to consider why nobody likes you

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

tfw harry potter in my top 5 favorite series
my feels. cheap shot

Spamalot
Spamalot

harry potter in top 5
how does it feel to be a pleb

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

yeah, i know... it's pretty cringe. i just have a lot of really happy memories tied to it.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

are you fucking new

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

LCK IN 5 MIN GET IN HERE IDIOTS

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

yet you keep eating this shit up

top kek.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

And you need to go back to your redditcuck.

Really don't give a shit what some butthurt twinks on lolg think

JunkTop
JunkTop

Let the retard be happy and dont reply on him anymore

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

thats fair enough. i still have the wizard of earthsea ranked pretty high up since it was one of the first fantasy books i read, given to me by my mum.

as long as you realise that the books are objectively bad, then its ok to subjectively like them

JunkTop
JunkTop

I know people say teemo is shit but I can't stop playing him. I keep winning with great cs and kda. do I just one trick him or do something else?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

See this
Wat do?

MPmaster
MPmaster

never heard of that, i'll check it out. i just got back into reading actually. been reading a lot of HP Lovecraft's stuff. it's fascinating

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

i mained him through plat

you get to this point where you start losing horrendously with him to the point where you feel disgusting

Illusionz
Illusionz

Canon deflowered GP
Openly lusts after Braum

Does Illaoi only fugg white guys?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

lck
NO SPOTV

feelsgoodman

who /papasmithyfan/ here?

MPmaster
MPmaster

I want to make a sandcastle with Lulu and then fuck her in it

SniperGod
SniperGod

Literally same

takes2long
takes2long

this picture
wtf i love lulu now

Methnerd
Methnerd

are you me?

Snarelure
Snarelure

Calls him "Northman"
You might have a point.

I mean after all, if someone started flirting with Taliyah and was calling her "Desert Girl" you might get the impression that maybe desert people get their rocks going.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

can anyone translate this comic

SniperWish
SniperWish

WTF IN TARNATION IS THAT MUNDO !?????

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

basically they are talking about how shit lulu is and how all luluposters are braindead retards that deserve to be killed off.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Talon
Into Lulu

???

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Holy hell Afreeca busting out the shitpicks.

Soft_member
Soft_member

uuusususssuuususuuusususus
What the fuck kind of language even is that?

whereismyname
whereismyname

mundo pick

i have no mundo images sadly, so take this instead

Emberburn
Emberburn

I miss when League didn't have so much gimmicky shit.

invincibilty, 3 hit garbage, more than just a few globals...

SniperGod
SniperGod

shitpick
gets a free lane vs rumble
rumble/assassin/assassin/utility adc/poke comp

he's never going to die later on

Booteefool
Booteefool

danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1412404

happy_sad
happy_sad

my moneys is on afreeca, talon will do fuckall after early game, rumble will preform decently but i think mundo will roll all over them

askme
askme

how fucked up does your brain have to be to derive sexual enjoyment from something like this

FastChef
FastChef

Yeah Rumble is a good lane because you can go first-item SV. That being said I honestly can't remember the last time I saw the good doctor in esports so I have no idea how this game will go.

cum2soon
cum2soon

Results of Veeky Forums vs Veeky Forums!
enemy team seen quite literally cowering in fear as they ended before our power spikes

askme
askme

I dunno man.
I mean I get off to loli guro, some people are into weird shit

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

like holy shit if the game goes late afreeca can't possibly lose

their comp is so much better

Skullbone
Skullbone

hey i put my heart on that, dont be a dick

WebTool
WebTool

tfw imthem hates me so much he intentionally feeds whenever im on his team

I understand now

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

thanks user, I love thee

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

2/11
builds as if to say "I will do everything in my power to lose this game"
enemy team le fear enders!!!
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JunkTop
JunkTop

Mundo picked
Game crashes

LOL RIOT

idontknow
idontknow

pretty safe to act like the tough guy from the victory scren why dont you say that to my face lategame punk

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Passive: Always Watching
Swain can interact with certain parts of the map sending a crow to continuously survey the Area granting vision to Swain and his allies.After level 12 Swain can have up to two crows active at once.(Swain can place his crowd among any Jungle wall or base wall)

Q: Decrepify

ACTIVE: Swain commands Beatrice to fly to the target location, where she remains for 4 seconds.

Beatrice will attack enemies within the area returning damage dealt to Swain as health .Beatrice deals double damage to slowed or crowd controlled targets. IF a Champion is attacked for 2 seconds they will be rooted for 1.5 second.

W: Nevermore

Swain summons desecrated ground at target location. Enemies who stand on the damage receive a stacking slow and AS slow as they continue to stand on it up to 40/50/60/70/80% slow over 3 seconds.This ability last indefinitely(unless silenced or stunned) but drains mana overtime. reactivate to cancel.

E: Faustian bargain

Ally use:grants Damage refracting shield(reflects a % of damage taken as magic damage around itself) for 5 seconds.Swain heals for the damage reflected.

Enemy use:Applies a curse to the enemy causing them to take(25%+5% per 100 AP) Amplified damage and turns all damage taken into a 3 second LETHAL DoT over the next 5 seconds.

R:Carrion Offering

Swain transforms into his bird form. While in this form Swains attacks deal bonus magic damage on hit (scaling with bonus AD) and has greatly increases stats at the cost of mana per second. while in this form Swain also drains Attack Damage from nearby enemies overtime using HALF of it as his own (up to 20/30/40+5 per 100 AP) AD per enemy

Firespawn
Firespawn

you're so funny ;)

RumChicken
RumChicken

I just want to hug a big titted girl and feel her tiddies squishing against my chest

Why can't girls like Sona exist in real life?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

dunno why u take this mongolian imageboard so seriously what vestiges of life are you grasping on for dear sanity by coming after me, user?

5mileys
5mileys

yeah but loli guro i can somewhat understand the thought process behind

a cartoon horse eating her diaper shit? just why?

Bidwell
Bidwell

scard whinny shit

idontknow
idontknow

you made his ult shit and anti fun to play against.
Besides that its good, and the thing with the birds was leaked on PBE once for an eventual rework

hairygrape
hairygrape

I just want to hold a cute boy and say things that make him blush

Why can't guys like Ezreal exist in real life?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

if the game goes late afreeca can't possibly lose
That's the biggest counter to Mundo though. SKT not gonna fuck around, they're on a timer and they know it.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Many fat sows exist in real life

Evilember
Evilember

you think you're the shit don't you? you fucking love yourself.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

this mad

same dude ;_;

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

well i sure don't hate myself :^0

Nojokur
Nojokur

nice unjustified ego

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

that reminds me of a former friend
she was small so Id jokingly lift her up when we hugged much her to annoyance and then Id squeeze her and feel her tits against me

/blog

WebTool
WebTool

well actually my ego is justified by the fact that I have the proper biological hardware to generate one

TechHater
TechHater

BEST TOP LANER IN THE WORLD

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

keep telling yourself buddy

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Mundo can do X to counter Rumble in lane!

What can he do when Rumble just constantly pushes him under turret

King_Martha
King_Martha

you've been reading freud recently? cute! :)

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Assuming the that Swain isnt a retard and actually goes defensive items to make the most out of his nu-drain tanking your really only looking at 300-500 ap tops.

that means at most Lucian would be losing 65 AD while in melee range of Swain.

Its not all that bad all things considered.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

tfw free dropamine releases at the press of my index finger

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

biological hardware

Wow, you got a big dick. So do millions of other people. :^)

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

literally banned for no raisin
no email or warning card
banned till december 31st 1969
ok riot

idontknow
idontknow

Reminder Lyte cheated on his wife lmao

TreeEater
TreeEater

uhhhh

what the fuck was marin doing lol

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

weird
I thought Riot would ban you approximately 100 years, with the date determining what you did, something like 2100=flaming 2110=botting and so on

askme
askme

Is Kled fun? Should I get Riven or Kled?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

i don't flame, haven't ever gotten a chat restriction or even a warning, and i don't bot, i am willing to take tests from riot to test my computer for cheats

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

kled is feast or famine so if you aren't fed early you're trash the whole game
riven is cancer and everyone will hate you if you fuck up ever
you pick.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

if theres no email or any warning, its most likely for eloboosting, maybe a crossed ip

send a ticket u nig

massdebater
massdebater

i sent a ticket 2 days ago, i bumped it twice, they are yet to reply

eloboosting
i am new, does my match history look like i eloboost?
na.op.gg/summoner/userName=ur aii weenies

RumChicken
RumChicken

have you shared an account with anybody? Played in a cybercafe?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

The Lunari is for ________.

takes2long
takes2long

never shared my account, i have a super secure password
cybercafe
i'm not poor so no

Techpill
Techpill

riven
everybody will hate you, even your own team
not fun
kled
everybody will like you, except maybe the enemy adc
very fun

but it depends on who else you own. if you're missing the true Most Fun Top Laners like renekton and jax and wukong you should square that up first

Emberfire
Emberfire

did you flame people really hard? you prob got banned for racism or something

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

said before in my post i don't flame, never got a chat restriction or warning

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

i said because your ip, not for your mathc history

also probably some people forgot but back in 6.1/ 6.5 cant remmember a lot of people got permabanned for no reason, riot undid that liek 6 days later, even youtubers and streamers, keep insinting

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

the pillory

happy_sad
happy_sad

Extinction~!!

TreeEater
TreeEater

i literally live in buttfuck nowhere on a farm using 3mbps dsl internet, no one would use my ip/internet

i wonder if anyone else got banned for no reason

SniperGod
SniperGod

But Sona is not fat

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Kansas or Mexico !?

maybe it was trump

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

I don't really play top lane, mostly mid (where I tend to roam a bunch) and jungle. Wukong is my third most played champion but I take him jungle like an asshole

My fourth most played champion is a top laner but that champion is Quinn so I dunno if that's really what anyone'd call good taste

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

LF duo partner D1+

MPmaster
MPmaster

i've lost all fucks to give by this point.

Season started so well too.

Bidwell
Bidwell

california and i'm white

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

LF duo partner B1+

Supergrass
Supergrass

Onetrickgoat is that you?

You've changed your name so many times it's hard to tell, however the Exodus on your FL and the hard stuck in D5 tells me it's you

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

proof

DeathDog
DeathDog

get into queue
ban yasuo
notice my top laner has yasuo in his name and was hovering yasuo
he says its okay and locks in fiora
he gets camped by lee sin against garen
>he 1v2s and carrys the game

fucking yasuo mains

askme
askme

proof of what?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

just imagine what would have happened if he picked yasuo

makes me shudder

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

using olde timey pistols
fires 9mm rounds
shells still attached

Jesus christ artists are subhumans.

SniperWish
SniperWish

he wouldve changed my experience pic related, I just looked him up

wew lad I dont know why he doesnt just main fiora

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

/k/ go to sleep

Techpill
Techpill

That champ pool

Free to play games were a mistake

Soft_member
Soft_member

WAVE CONTROL IN TOPLANE IS VERY IMPORTANT
But all tanks must first buy an item that auto pushes lane

I'm shit so I don't understand this concept, pls explain

SniperGod
SniperGod

I made a concept for a yordle farmer/food oriented mage.
Basically spells involve creating foods to heal allies, peppers to explode and damage enemies and roots, pumpkin mines
and the ultimate is growing a large tree that creates fog of war and raining fruits to slow enemies and heal allies

does this sound fun?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

shits ridiculous, I added the guy and asked him to duo but he said he was going to go to sleep, then I looked him up and unadded him

dodged a bullet there

FastChef
FastChef

m8 half the time freezing means nothing. Just afk push with wards up you'll be fine

Spamalot
Spamalot

tanks dont necessarily have to rush sf

but also tanks are rarely in a position to freeze lanes because they have low kill pressure

they like to push quick and roam/tp/back to shop/harass while they farm under tower

Snarelure
Snarelure

tanks generally dont really want to freeze, just push and be involved in teamfights, where they excell. Now say youre playing a tank, your opposing toplaner is extremely behind and your jungler can camp them for mutliple kills, then it IS possible to freeze and deny exp/farm to kill them.
But you could also push, get tower damage and dive them because youre playing a tank.

thats generally why tanks want to autopush.

Illusionz
Illusionz

u freeze to get kill pressure. tanks dont ahve kill rpessure usually

King_Martha
King_Martha

guy that seems to be claiming hes a OTP is salty as fuck when i ban his syndra pick he had softlocked for all of three seconds beforehand
posts his op.gg like ill care
46% winrate
goes to my op.gg and bans rammus thinking thats who im jungling right now

ayy lmao

idontknow
idontknow

tfw my second best pick has a higer winrate

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Genuine question: Why is Fucker considered to be the best LoL player in the world?

Every season that SKT has gone on to win it all, their entire team has been stacked with talent. Even just watching LCK games, it doesn't seem like he's THAT much better than say Bang or Huni.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

he's not
dopa/apdo is

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

He's pretty good.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

something something soloq != competitive something something

I'm not saying he's not good. I'm saying people don't give his teammates enough credit for SKT's success, relative to how much people love slobbering on his tiny asian knob.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

go back and watch his earliest pro games. people are closer to his level now but he was untouchable in s3

riot made it impossible to solo carry so thats another reason why he doesnt look as special

yeah also this but in addition to being the best player ever apdo has a brain and so instead of slaving away playing difficult games for pennies he boosts/streams and makes shittons of cash for playing a videogame effortlessly

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

people are closer to his level now but he was untouchable in s3
riot made it impossible to solo carry so thats another reason why he doesnt look as special

Both valid points that I didn't consider.

takes2long
takes2long

hes not the best in lane. but i saw some stats last seaons where his gold per dmg was 1st in the league. which means other mids like coco would get camped and a lot of jng pressure. faker absorbs es the jungle pressure doesnt die and still does the same amount of dmg. Also he knows how to roam very well with great mechanics.

Inmate
Inmate

You don't have to be rude but yeah all of his teammates are very good but faker is the best midlaner. I think one reason you might not see as much praise for his teammates is because there is more close competition in other roles. Like there's a lot of really talented ad carries. Huni is really good but so is smeb. Bengi might have gotten more praise if he saw more play.

FastChef
FastChef

thats such a lie u cant solo carry. go watch any deft game ffs

whereismyname
whereismyname

Darius facechecks a bush before minions even spawn
Gets his flash blown
Ends up 40 cs down against a fucking Yasuo
Builds Cleaver

Why are people so fucking retarded?

Inmate
Inmate

u cant solo carry

First, learn how to spell. Second, that's literally what he said.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Retard ADC just fucking lets himself get zoned instead of dodging the shitty Vel'Koz supports awful aim

FUCK OFF RETARDS REEE

iluvmen
iluvmen

ok?

WebTool
WebTool

ad carries can kill everybody lategame with the peel/cc/extra damage from their teammates but that's not what i mean you dumb fuck

if your teammates were replaced with, say, 1/10 players on a scale of 1/10 skill and you were a 10/10 and the enemy team were all 4/10

in earlier seasons you'd be capable of slaughtering them but nowadays they'll get handed exp and consolation gold and you will lose

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Are you retarded?
What the fuck even is this response?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Two of my teammates lock in an ADC
Neither of them called it

Can I be level 30 now? This blind pick shit is fucking cancer.

Just play draft xd
30 minute queue times in the middle of the day

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

You said he was lying and then literally parroted what he said. Go to sleep.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

low elo fucks get off my board please

Inmate
Inmate

FAKER
LUL

Firespawn
Firespawn

Am I talking to a fucking AI? Because that's what it feels like. I actually don't feel like I'm arguing with a human being. I feel like I'm reading the output of a lolgen Markov chain.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

I want to hug Nami!

5mileys
5mileys

be bronze jayce otp
some other guy hovers jayce before I do
posts his op.gg
51% winrate over 40 games
post mine
60% over 80 games
everyone flames him and I get first-picked jayce
I love you league community

DeathDog
DeathDog

low elos shouldnt be allwoed to type

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

vled is so fucking bad not even fakurr can do well on him

Soft_member
Soft_member

im high elo
top 7%

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

You rang?

Bidwell
Bidwell

60% CDR Vi

This guy is gold btw

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

building Frozen Heart instead of literally any other armor item

RavySnake
RavySnake

Yeah it's the biggest offender here

FH is so garbage after all the nerfs

farquit
farquit

HAHAHHAHAHHAAA
is that plat v?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

have you ever first blooded the enemy topbut were too low to push in to tower so you just backed and the enemy TP'd back and freezes the lane infront of their tower
they just won the lane

whereismyname
whereismyname

all the nerfs
it only lost 10 armour

Supergrass
Supergrass

not an argument

viagrandad
viagrandad

Post your OP.GG, tough guy.

You won't

whereismyname
whereismyname

dont want to get ddosed. just know i dont ahve a division i jsut have a number

Supergrass
Supergrass

forced to dodge because our ADC wants to play kalista
why can't people just not be retarded

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Pick Smite Nunu support in low elo
Tilts team so much they all feed horribly while I do nothing but dance and leech xp

don't insult me in champ select please I'm very fragile

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Don't want to get ddosed
This is a new one
Have I just found the best new meme?

5mileys
5mileys

now he's sitting in the pool spamming QWE as ezreal, looks like he just turned on an anti-afk macro

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

I made a concept for a yordle farmer/food oriented mage.
Basically spells involve creating foods to heal allies, peppers to explode and damage enemies and roots, pumpkin mines
and the ultimate is growing a large tree that creates fog of war and raining fruits to slow enemies and heal allies

does this sound fun?
Let me know if I should expand on this or if im too autistic and need to kms

FastChef
FastChef

What does that even mean?

Look here

Even if you're challenger you have a division.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

He is the best but the community being made of 12 year olds as it is have made him into a fucking deity pretty much

People unironically believe he's like an anime character and predicts when he's going to kill the enemy laner before the game starts and shit like that

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

you been playing too much botw

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

This is a new one
nah you're just a newfag

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

get outta here dyrone
you don't fit in anymore

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

I take the time every day to play a normal with smite singed just to keep the meme alive and piss off some retards

Am I a bad person?

Methshot
Methshot

Kalista is good now though

Emberfire
Emberfire

43% main role winrate
wtf dyrus step it up

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

good
kalista

TreeEater
TreeEater

thats a tier. learn the game. divisions are 1-5

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

low auto damage ADC good in a mobility tabis meta
really gets the cogs whirring

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

did someone say Kog?

5mileys
5mileys

Midlaner locks in kat
contemplate dodging but don't
regret my decision 10 minutes later

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

kog isn't that good right now
he has higher auto damage than kalista and doesn't require the shitter adc to know a specific movement mechanic
+ ranged slow and ranged armour shred
kalista does what like 78% AD damage autos?
and she had her hops nerfed?
not to mention the kalista was last pick and we didn't have anyone tanky on our team at all to throw in

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Play ARAM
Get Singed
Somehow i ended up in second place in damage dealt and had the least deaths out of everyone
S and the last key fragment
Open chest
It's Surfer Singed
Is meme magic real?

hairygrape
hairygrape

Kog isn't that good right now

Don't you worry user. He just received a meme skin that's sure to sell like hotcakes so buffs will be incoming sooner or later.

SniperWish
SniperWish

you may not think it but you're making a difference pal
keep doing you

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

kog isn't that good right now
This guy retarded? Are you literally mentally ill?

MPmaster
MPmaster

Lock in Mordekaiser
enemy toplaner locks in Mundo
all right this should be easy
try to trade him level 1
he beats the shit out of me and forces my flash
how the fuck did that happen?
notice I didn't buy any items at the start

I've never had that painful of a laning phase outside of laning against Fiora.

girlDog
girlDog

nobody playing kog at all since they reworked his mini rework
KOGS LEGIT GUYS I SWEAR

Methshot
Methshot

deft just palyed kog vs jni air low elos get off my board please

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

stormraiders kog is amazing wtf are you on about all the pros are streaming that shit sneaky played it for hours earlier and its all qtpie plays

Booteefool
Booteefool

HOOOLY FUKCING SHIT

queue up to try out xin with warlord in jg
top with exaust fed his ass off
gg its over
bot lane ragging at me
"like i give a fuck"
top gets mad as shit as he dc

welp there it goes
>mfw it was ranked
>-15 lp
>mfw

First time that happends to me, i feel so fucking retarded

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

decide to get a match in
5v5 draft
pick bottom and jungle as roles
LOL SUPPORT AUTOFILL
okay, no problem, I'll just play Thresh
teammates pick nothing but AD
all assassins and marksmen as well
dodge

Jesus Christ Rito.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

picks a tier 3 ADC one time
its been secretly good the whole time and nobody knew it
xD

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

nobody playing kog at all since they reworked his mini rework
How do you keep pushing on when you have mental difficulties like this? Surely you know you're fucking wrong right?

highest adc winrate
playrate doubled in the past week
streamers spamming it
deft played it

whereismyname
whereismyname

Marin has played Mundo twice vs SKT. I bet you think Mundo is in a great spot too, don't you?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

skt drafts a teamcomp that gets outscaled on every side

gg bois afreeca does it again

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

when jhin varus get nerfed. ALL CRIT ADCS cept ashe are trash. kog isnt a crit adc. dude ur so low elo get off the game please.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Why is Remake a useless fucking mechanic. Most of the time some retard makes it into the game but doesn't actually play. Just change the rules so that if someone hasn't left the fountain at 3:00 the game can be remade. It's that fucking simple.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

kill yourself sorakaposter

massdebater
massdebater

bro if you arent D1+ get off my board please

askme
askme

Ah, that same ad hominem you keep repeating.

w8t4u
w8t4u

says the silver surfer

eGremlin
eGremlin

LOW ELO FUCKS GET OFF MY BOARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

dafuq is elo kid speak english

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

You first you dumb lolbab.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

silver surfer sorakaposters calling anyone else dumb lolbab

StonedTime
StonedTime

It's already pretty much that. If someone hasn't connected OR if they haven't bought any items and not moved until the three minute mark you can remake.

I do agree though it should be not moving exclusively.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

silver surfer
You just love being wrong don't you dumb lolbabby.

askme
askme

warlords
in the jungle
xin zhao
kek have fun in bronze

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Just report his posts. I'm pretty sure avatar-fagging is against the rules.

FastChef
FastChef

I don't think she'll give me a choice

Bidwell
Bidwell

reddit

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

I'm sorry why does this look worse than it normally does and why did you post it?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

more buzzwords with no real substance

5mileys
5mileys

Laning Singed vs Darius

This shit is too fucking easy lmao

Poor retard could barely move

w8t4u
w8t4u

if anyone can proof they are higher elo than me ill give your account a mystery skin!

Playboyize
Playboyize

She's gonna be knocking YOU up user with her ult :^)

Aww is the silver upset that I called him out?

Skullbone
Skullbone

kek youre right.

new try

would you fertilize her eggs? she has a lot of them, help the lady user.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

muh reddit boogeyman

Inmate
Inmate

If I want a mystery skin, I'll buy it myself. It's only five dollars.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

kek youre right.

new try

would you fertilize her eggs? she has a lot of them, help the lady user

and again

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

low elo spotted

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

One of the most important matches in LCK

Thread is dead or talking about irrelevant shit

Is e-sports dying?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Can i get to diamond by spamming sion sup?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

skt wins
There.

Soft_member
Soft_member

esports
not knowing SKT is just gonna shit stop everyone again this year

happy_sad
happy_sad

if you're good yeah

Firespawn
Firespawn

What are those pockmarks on some of the Korean's faces? I only ever see it on Asians.

Is that what happens when you pick at pimples? I thought that only resulted in scarring, not physical indentations.

WebTool
WebTool

inb4 somebody screencaps his master account and you don't answer or say "uh nuh I'm actually challenger but I won't prove it :^) :^)"

Spamalot
Spamalot

nope. low elo spotted

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

wow nice /spoilers/ man fucking kys
my life in ruins thanks to you faggot

Methnerd
Methnerd

calls others low elo
is low elo themselves
really spins the ole cogs doesn't it?

WebTool
WebTool

Why is this game so fucking shit. Get autofilled support and have a top lane who feeds 0/16 in my 11th attempt at s1 promos. Also any other players find supp almost impossible to not flame in? Its so utterly boring that flaming makes the game somewhat enjoyable. I don't even know if i will bother attempting my promo. May as well just leave it.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

im plat 3 b*tch that aint low elo

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

it really winds my weavers t b h

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Really gets my noggin joggin.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Play my first game with lucian
Everything just feels so satisfying and I do really well in lane
Good god what a great champion

takes2long
takes2long

I'd help her fertilize if she'd give me some photos to jack it with

w8t4u
w8t4u

It just acne scarring. Really common in Korea and China because air pollution does a number on your skin. You don't see it so much in Japan or amongst Asians who grew up in Western Europe or North America.

Playboyize
Playboyize

Also what are some good flames that really get people riled up? Wishing bone cancer on people goes down okay or hoping they get gunned down in the street like the degenerate they are also works okay. Any suggestions?

Flameblow
Flameblow

really cracks me cranium

idontknow
idontknow

Literally just ? pings.

Really oodles my noodle.

Take a screenshot of the entire client faggot.

StonedTime
StonedTime

then i get ddosed

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Queue for ranked
Just hit Plat I, climb almost complete from Silver
Support as always
Oh look an Ezreal
Unsurprisingly he's complete garbage, misses CS even when he's not being pressured
Still win because I can win lane by myself as Karma

Queue up again
Oh looky another Ezreal
Garbage player as is normal
This time he feeds FB because he afked in jungle before minions spawned
Lose because he snowballed the enemy top Fiora in addition to being completely incapable of playing ADC

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

WOAH MAN!!! You MUST be SOOOO good at this game, you HAVE to get all the girlies wet with a ranking like that! can u pls carry me???

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

"proof"

this is how you take a proof user

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

braum is 3 years old
jeez

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Who the fuck thought this was a good idea?
Get adc
Someone leaves lobby
Get mid this time
Someone leaves lobby
Get forced to support on third lobby
I don´t have problem with playing support here and there but this is ridiculous

farquit
farquit

ywn play release braum again and 1v1 icy-hearted adcs at all stages of the game

feels icy heart man

happy_sad
happy_sad

hi senator

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Forced 50.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

dont wnat to get ddosed

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

greetings

likme
likme

Is there even any way to get around that bullshit? Like by playing least played roles?

cum2soon
cum2soon

Fiora
Camille
Riven

what do i main at top

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

I don't care really.

WebTool
WebTool

Sure, that, or getting a ranked friend.

JunkTop
JunkTop

u cant main camille banned too much. main fiora she will never be bad.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

being afraid of the hacker known as Veeky Forums

just join anonymous and you'll be safe bro

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

still you replied to my comment, thanks

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

And you replied to mine.

eGremlin
eGremlin

yes because I care, however you contradicted yourself with autism

do you comprehend now, user?

Inmate
Inmate

Why aren't there more QT casters like pic related or the cutie in Korea?

hairygrape
hairygrape

Why do you care about me not caring, though?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

How do I win when my team have literally no concept of map awareness whatsoever

I'm talking run to our dead t1 to farm as an ADC when we're pushed to our base bad

RavySnake
RavySnake

Forced fifty is a fucking meme you dip. All forced fifty is is that your perception of your own abilities is inflated, and whenever you do well you go "this is my real ability" while whenever you do poorly you go "conspiracy" because you for some reason can't handle the reality that you might not be that good at vidya.

People have been whining about how there's some nefarious system in place to fuck them since the beginning of the game. Back in the day it was Elo Hell. But that got so thoroughly mocked and derided you delusional fucks can't use it anymore so now you come up with a new name for the same thing.

The reality is is that you are just not that fucking good and you are creating a pattern that doesn't exist in order to avoid facing the reality that you suck at a video game.

Which is incredibly fucking sad, because this is a video game and the ship for mediocre people without talent to make something out of this sailed sometime in early season 2.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

American girls:

Talent
Good looks

Pick one

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Because Riot is an SJW company that doesn't like having beautiful women at the forefront even though it's proven to increase sales/viewership.

They're doing better now with skin splashes since someone (I think Ironstylus?) left, but they still have a ways to go.

likme
likme

so /lolg/ have you been shakin things up?

idontknow
idontknow

It doesn't change the fact that League is one competetive game with a decent amount of females playing it. Surely they could dig up a half attractive girl that knows something about the game.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Girls aren't good at games

SniperGod
SniperGod

ping a lot
move around on the map in ways that encourage similar team movement

SniperWish
SniperWish

You replied to the wrong guy. Anyway you are kinda right
TFW playing since season 1
Made it to gold I max
JUST

WebTool
WebTool

The enemy team is the same. If you look at things on a single game basis you will never be satisfied.

There is no solution. All you can do is learn when and where you can make plays with what you are given, and maximize the circumstances.

You will lose games even when you are the best player on either team. The game is not designed so that the best player wins. It's designed so that the better team wins.

All you can do is play better than your opponent and be patient. I climbed to Diamond from Silver with support. My winrate was around 65%. Up until mid plat I was better than the other support pretty much every single game. I still lost a third of them because of circumstance, be it composition, bad teammates, luck, etc.

All you can do is play to the best of your abilities, and look at your games on a 10-15 game trend, not single matches. Identify why you are losing, and try and change something to rectify it.

Nojokur
Nojokur

What did he mean by this?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Been a while since I've seen Claire. She was getting kinda ugly last I'd seen her.

They don't have to be Challenjour, if they just know a bit about the game they would be able to host like sjokz or the QT in Korea.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

He's one of those insufferable "I define my entire personality around my political identity" types

Fucking autism to the max

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Go be #withher somewhere else you liberal communist piece of shit.

Illusionz
Illusionz

I always wondered how people like boxbox can spam riven every single game and still get away with winning 90 games out of 100. Shouldn´t that be statistically impossible?

Soft_member
Soft_member

ban zed and yasuo or don't ban either

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

liberal communist

Snarelure
Snarelure

they do have one cutie who interviews people.
riot sjw? every single caster is a FUCKING WHITE MALE, except for shockwave.
um thats the dunning kruger affect moron.
shaco is a trash champion and ive beaten every shaco otp in challenger.

Skullbone
Skullbone

But nowhere did I mention my political affiliation. You have no idea what my political ideology is

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

main fiora she will never be bad

until a rammus, malphite, garen, darius, or irelia walk into lane

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

I trust my boy Hello Im Aj on that observation.

Spamalot
Spamalot

if you weren't a liberal you wouldn't have screencapped the part where he calls you a democrat

malphite builds armor so it must counter fiora who can 100-0 all tanks with 60% true damage

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

r u dumb? there is no counter to rammus malhpite darius garen or irelia than fiora. Fiora will one shot a tank with 2k armor. she does %maax hp TRUE DAMAGE. u fucking idiot why r u on this board?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

LEWDEST GIRL

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

He wasn´t here when talliah was released
Anyway one dev openly admitted he is SJW and tries to make as many sjw characters as possible. I can´t remember his name but he designed tahm

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Help help I'm being personally attacked and victimized for my political leanings as a priviledged white male in a first world country on an anonymous imageboard!!!!!

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

riot is owned by the chinese...ye the communist goveremnt that kills women and children are sjw. commit please.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

a priviledged white male

There, we all knew you were a liberal, and the zedbabby was right too.

Also care to explain how do I feel "attacked and victimized" ?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

BoxBox doesn't though. Check his smurf accounts, his winrates range from the low 70s to the low 60s with his OTP champ, and tend to decrease with games played and as his mmr gets higher. His main account only has a 54$ winrate.

idontknow
idontknow

Yes but that doesn´t mean they check every single employee. Im not poltard or anything just wanted to clarify

Methnerd
Methnerd

You think the Chinese government is personally running the champion design team?

Emberfire
Emberfire

frozen heart
randuins
thornmail
abyssal
slap fioras shit for multi-hundreds of damage with autos
she has zero attack speed with malph E and randu/frozen
true damage mattering when you're dead

be rammus
rush thornmail, sunfire, tabi
fiora deals 300 damage to herself every time she hits me

be darius
seriously fucking fighting darius as a squishy fighter

be garen
max E
fiora wastes riposte on my Q or ult of all fucking things
100-0 her with E

be irelia
implying fiora can outdamage irelias true damage as well as time her stun with less than 1/4 sec cast tim

l e l bet you nogs keep stacking HP against her

TechHater
TechHater

isnt poppy or trist just better versions than lulu?

girlDog
girlDog

pedophile edition

Emberburn
Emberburn

White males are the ones who tend to be more SJW than any other demographic.

Or at least they're the ones who are competent enough to run a company and bend their knees to the throes of investors who pressure them to be more "inclusive" and "accepting".

TechHater
TechHater

ur forgetting fiora heals when she procs a vital AND when she gets 4 vitals from her ult you are inbred trash im begging you kys.

Lunatick
Lunatick

you can carry yourself out of any game
botlanes going 10 deaths before laning ends, tops splitpushing without vision and mids stealing my camps and taking buffs

I don't like this meme

Soft_member
Soft_member

stand against wall
fiora can't proc vital
????
profit

happy_sad
happy_sad

Because you're replying

RavySnake
RavySnake

if you weren't a liberal you wouldn't have screencapped the part where he calls you a democrat
So what you're saying is 'You sound like a democrat'?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

4 vitals
you walk away from her when she ults you and she cant hit more than one

whats your arguement here

Illusionz
Illusionz

delusional+bad fiora player

i wish i had the opportunity to brutally murder you

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

wait actually thinking that works ur so stupid it hurts.
apdo went 44-0 pretty lucky to not lsoe at all but he is the best palyer

RumChicken
RumChicken

if you play NA you can fight my garen homie

ill be happy to take a shit on your chest

i might be trash at this game but ill take you for a wild fucking ride homeboy

DeathDog
DeathDog

irelia beats fiora in lane, but fiora will outscale her.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

How exactly does the Duskblade passive work? It says the bonus damage activates after not being seen by champions and persists for 4 seconds when seen, but does champion sight include sight provided by wards, minions and towers?
Tested it in a custom game and enemy minions didn't disable it but I'm not sure if that's just because the enemy champions were bots or not.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

apdo went 44-0 in an elo 2000 LP below where he normally sits
wow d00d so impressive. lets see him do that in challenger elo, oh wait

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Have you ever banned a horrible champ so that someone wouldn't feed with them?

idontknow
idontknow

wait ur so stupid u didnt know she has 2 slows and she gets movement speed when she procs a vital. get off the board low elo trash.
for some reason u think tanks beat fiora. fiora counters tanks u fucking moron. the only champs taht ebat in IN LANE(key word) are renekton and pantheon BUT if fiora Ws one of their Ws she wins. there is a reason she is called the GRAND DUELIST. they made her the best duelist in the game

Firespawn
Firespawn

my botlane is feeding so I can't carry

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

What is it with league that any kind of disagreement always leads to one autist begging the other team to report like "singed x9" nobody wants to be your fucking pen pal, it takes one report to flag the system, shut the fuck up and play

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

how the fuck

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

I've typically dumpstered most Fiora's with Morde but that may just be personal ability.

viagrandad
viagrandad

it only triggers if you're in the sight radius of a champion, not anything else

that grammar
that spelling
pic related

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

asking for a report is reportable. confirmed by rioter

Firespawn
Firespawn

when the maiden is more useful than your team

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Correctly splitpushing will win you 100% of the games up to gold included

The only way it can fail is that your team does the opposite of what you're telling them to do

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Silver IV
I can imagine how yasuo fucked up and rest of the team got picked off. Then they pushed all lanes and basically won after getting rosh

MPmaster
MPmaster

this eve is upset

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

renekton and pantheon only ones that beat fiora

lol

hairygrape
hairygrape

Then I assume that also means it primes while outside of champion vision range and not necessarily completely invisible to the enemy?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

so u shit on my spelling but admit im right? ok ill settle for that

Firespawn
Firespawn

They end up applying that rule
85% of the players get a 14d ban

fund it.

I simply stayed bot and told my team what to do, and in spite of their horrible performance in the game, they listened, so we won

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

It's a damn shame I play in OCE silver. The players are so fucking awful I can be splitting top inhib 3 enemies show up team turtles in base and then rages at me for not grouping. I fucking hate this game.

Btw, how fucking good is Yorick eh.

Illusionz
Illusionz

team listened to you
This story sounds more and more made up

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

That's the only thing I'm not sure of. It seems to me that as long as you're not in the sight range, it works

r u on na 1v1 me u wont phaggot

farquit
farquit

using low elo stats as a way to determine anything. kys moron low elo shitter

w8t4u
w8t4u

thats not exclusive to oce you giant retard

silver is fucking silver its not region specific

Evilember
Evilember

like "singed x9"
singed
found the issue

hairygrape
hairygrape

KDM or MVP lads?

Who are /our guys/

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Well oce silver is bronze for most other regions. If i'm not mistaken OCE challenger is Korean d5

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

no point just link me your elo and ill laugh please

SniperGod
SniperGod

neither theyre both soulless gooks

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

ANX are my guys and they'll never not be

Nojokur
Nojokur

wood 5 hbu

5mileys
5mileys

silver here
wood5 is actually gold and below

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Well oce silver is bronze for most other regions
It doesn't work that way dumbass. They're exactly the same up until mid to high diamond. Bronze is bronze and silver is silver. Put a Korean bronze on NA with the same ping and he's still bronze.

happy_sad
happy_sad

If that happens it's your fault

Splitting doesn't mean you just mindlessly push like a big cannon creep, if your team isn't applying pressure then wait for them to do so before getting yourself killed.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Id b careful challenging people to 1v1s on na kiddo u might run into a shark in them waters boy

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

be from euw
play ranked every day for a month
hit gold 3
play on na ranked for a month
hit platinum 1

user, IT WORKS LIKE THAT.

idontknow
idontknow

ok boys ive been calling everyone low elo shitters and telling all u low elo fucks to get of my board. Here it is my account. Just dont ddos ye?

TechHater
TechHater

Damn your random anecdote that totally happened sure showed me.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

haha le epic racist meme i love ebin Veeky Forums culture im an oldfag been here since summer xD

likme
likme

hownew.ru

are you offended

i think tumblr is your calling friend

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

r/leagueoflegends

takes2long
takes2long

You tell them dude #Imwithher

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

I'm already in your network
nothing personell kid

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

thanks for the (You)s dickheads

Playboyize
Playboyize

Would taking E level 1 as Orianna be viable? It seems like you'd do a pretty good job outtrading whoever you're up against with auto attacks, especially ad champs.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

fiorafag bitching about garen not countering her
this happens

will post results

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

yes you start E vs melee's
it's very common

takes2long
takes2long

Oh shit well there we go then, thanks user.

SniperGod
SniperGod

more people discovering the power of hp5 in the earlygame
I feel the nerfs coming.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

you don't split top when baron is up, you split bot.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Alright im banning ezreal from now until this fucker gets azir'ed

fuck this piece of shit

Firespawn
Firespawn

Try to play Taliyah
Can't micro
Fail miserably

It a shit feels lads

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

get challenger jungler on my team
they fuck around and troll because its "low elo" to them
haha xD

Bidwell
Bidwell

Lulu celebrating korean white day!

Isnt she the sweetest beautifulest angel?

Skullbone
Skullbone

was that your first game as taliyah?
it just takes practice bro
play her 50 more times and if you're still shit then that's when you should kys

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Reminder Mordekaiser has the highest skill cap in the game because max level Mordekaiser play revolves around perfect ADC mechanics while still controlling Mordekaiser correctly.

DeathDog
DeathDog

I can't land the knock up thingy

I fail to hit Q's and trying to hit my Q's makes me position like ass

I can't cs with her

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Hating based sion

KYS

Playboyize
Playboyize

reading

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Illaoi or Kled for High Platinum Toplane?

Soft_member
Soft_member

Both are great.

But you'll cary more with illa.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

all these problems sound like someone who's new to the champ
like I said, just keep practising
if you like the champ then you'll stick through it but if you don't really, then pick a new champ and try again

cum2soon
cum2soon

local mosque raided and plans of previous combat trainings and attempts to order illegal weapons found

sure feels multicultural here in EU

sorry for the blogpost heres a meme

RumChicken
RumChicken

Kled's hard engage > Illaoi's inability to fight in an area without prepping it with tentacles.

Seriously, aside from MOVE Illaoi's biggest weakness is that she's useless with no passive tentacles primed and has to loiter around the map for 30-45 seconds prior to fighting there.

Nojokur
Nojokur

Its good if your againts x2 ranged champs who harras a lot.

Lunatick
Lunatick

kled is more vaible and ahrder carrier. dont lsiten to the low elo who said illaoi

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

result

fiora hits 6 before me
die
starts talking shit when im back in lane
murder her cause i finished lmao12%dr
permanent naut and vi camp from that point onwards
bot lane allowed to freefarm champs and turrets

when you cant have your gay as fuck solo lane be solo

TechHater
TechHater

thank you for the wholesome words user, I'll keep trying

Snarelure
Snarelure

TPA skins are objectively the best team skins.

DeathDog
DeathDog

Gold V

Illusionz
Illusionz

it's been 5+ years since we got a girl yordle

Lunatick
Lunatick

M5 skins would've been better. Fuck the taipoo luckerdogs.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Today:
W:1L:5

I'm not feeling good lads, it's always the days I wake up and want to have a little fun playing the game that I end up tilted and upset. It's not fair.

hairygrape
hairygrape

anywhere else is even more autistic

though last season silver was fun as fuck

RumChicken
RumChicken

its a your team straight up says they're trolling and flames you but acts like the victim in all chat when you get sick of them and don't want to teamfight
why is the league community full of 8 year olds

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

tfw fell for the toxicity meme and make an effort to be optimistic and nice to people

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

liberals, friend

MPmaster
MPmaster

tfw didn't fall for the toxicity meme and got permabanned

5mileys
5mileys

I wanna give Lulu ALL the headpats!

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

game is free
runs on toasters
(used to be) weebbait
You tell me

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

that's just what happens when you're learning anything new
you'll probably feed your first 20 games but then you'll get that game where you don't feed and it's a really fucking good feel

Playboyize
Playboyize

starting E vs melees
the fuck are you shielding
you're not letting them get to melee range, are you?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

My team is shitpicks like Lux support and Rengar top
Enemy team has LCS picks like Syndra mid and Jhin bot

Guess which team won, it wasn't fucking us AAAAAA

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Hey guys, the skin Galio hextech will be avaiable to buy?

MPmaster
MPmaster

Ok, should I buy Ivern for Jungle or Kled for top?

massdebater
massdebater

Guys lets pick meta champs
Yay free elo
meanwhile your team is full of non-meta mainers
Win anyway

Blessings non meta anons.

idontknow
idontknow

Is this even a question?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

I actually don't play ori but when I play vs her, the shield start can be really annoying

like zed q
gp q
talon w
diana q

Snarelure
Snarelure

bronze 2 after 200 ranked games

literally how

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

no melee midlaner has a skillshot that they take level 1
zed doesnt take Q, talon doesn't take W, diana doesn't take Q, Ekko doesn't start Q, GP doesn't start Q,

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

get into match
annivia mid on enemy team
never missing anything perfect predictions and wall placements
lolking them
0 mastery points on annivia
this means they are scripting right?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Yes. I think I'll just get Kled and learn Warwick as a jungle. I took a couple months break and my hero pool is completely useless

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

The idea is to bully them level 1 with Ori's passive and shield the minion damage.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Kled

massdebater
massdebater

uuuh Rengar was picked quite a bit for toplane in LCK

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Hans Sama is a french gook named Steven

Why wouldn't you just... dodge things instead of starting shield? I don't really see GP mid in my matches.

Minion damage, right.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

nice client rito

Techpill
Techpill

playing on my smurf
see my premade botlane is in their promos
relatively close game
start to split at awkward timings to throw the game
constant spam pings and asking me to group
literally run it down mid and tell them to not flame me
adc ragequits
they end the game

is there a better feel lolg?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Lulu skin when

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Why would anyone be impressed by a childish display of dispassion?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Vel'Koz's W and E don't count as ground targeted
don't bypass windwall

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

rammus ult and hurt anivia

shit game desu

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

A few months ago, now wait in line like the rest of us.

Jax skin when?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

How do I stop being ugly?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Difference there is they're pro and my toplaner is a monkey

RavySnake
RavySnake

Someone is "Smurfing" from Gold 1
Builds a Spirit visage on Nasus when the only AP damage on our team is Malzahar, who he never came within range of all game.

Why is smurfing the #1 excuse in silver?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

So you DID lose because your team was less skilled and not because of meta picks, because both top laners picked LCK toplaners.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

plastic surgery

takes2long
takes2long

But what if it's your soul that's ugly?

Techpill
Techpill

noone cares about your soul faggot

5mileys
5mileys

Then you become a discordfag and realize that there are PLENTY of MUCH UGLIER souls.

People that should be revoked the privilege of breathing.

Bidwell
Bidwell

You need some Jesus in your life

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

what if I can't afford it

takes2long
takes2long

Lulu is the cutest and purest and loves only me!

FastChef
FastChef

thats what she tells you kiddo, she does lewd things with me and you mean nothing to her

King_Martha
King_Martha

being this new

I played in LANs against him before you ever heard of him

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Kill yourself for even acting for a second like she isn't too pure to lie.

Literally kill yourself.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

DIY
mixed results may occur

girlDog
girlDog

who is acting its the truth

Bidwell
Bidwell

I wanna cuddle and protect my wife Lulu!

(And slaughter all pretenders who want to take her from me, especially neko)

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

I'm not from EU, how the fuck would I know someone that wasn't a pro there.

whereismyname
whereismyname

instead of talking shit, you could be much more productive with your time by killing yourself.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

lulu waifufags should be executed like the pigs they are
fucking pedos

JunkTop
JunkTop

just accept that you got cucked and you arent worth her time

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

not following the tiny french esport scene, with its teams that disband more than once per season

baka

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

still no shield piercing abilities
still no buff dispelling abilities

FastChef
FastChef

Quit lying you jealous little bitch.

Lulu has chosen me for her life.
YOU aren't worthy of even mentioning her name.
Matter of fact: you aren't even worthy of the privilege of gravity. So leave this planet whereever anyone actually cares about you.

You could be a valuable specimen for some alien scientists, as they would realize that they should avoid this planet like the plague if there are more of your kind.

JunkTop
JunkTop

Ranked bets

Missing is Warwick

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

toxic, burden of knowledge
toxic, burden of knowledge

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Remove yordles. Remove yordleposters.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

meanwhile Illaoi and Poppy/Taliyah exist

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Lulu is the cutest! THE CUTEST!

Illusionz
Illusionz

Illaoi

Big plays! Minigame! Innovative champion concept! Just move!

Poppy

Just step on the buckler to counterplay her bro (so that she may E you since the buckler always falls near a wall)

Taliyah

Just don't ever use your mobility spells ever, actually you must use them to dodge her W - Ah, I don't know. Uhm.
Innovative champion design!

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

how are any of those champions burden of knowledge

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

complaining about Illaoi
What's it like in Bronze?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

What's the absolute worst burden of knowledge champion(s)?

I think Illaoi is definitely up there

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

260 + 160bAD + 15% maxHP every 2.75 seconds
How will Riot top Poppy with their next tank?

Snarelure
Snarelure

Try to flash out of Camille ult
Can't
woooooooooooooooow

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

I don't, but indeed, the guy who mentioned it first must be bronze
Banning Illaoi is what we used to meme about bronze people banning amumu malphite

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Camille has an audio line that tells you that's impossible when you try once.

King_Martha
King_Martha

There is literally nothing in game that conveys you can't use mobility spells against Poppy and Taliyah's anti mobility fields, and the only way to know that is external game knowledge rather than the game conveying that information intuitively.
We're not complaining Illaoi is OP though, follow the conversation.

girlDog
girlDog

Illaoi presses R
Click away from her

whereismyname
whereismyname

not knowing what Burden of Knowledge means

And besides that, I don't think Burden of Knowledge is even bad, I'm just pissed Riot used it as an excuse to justify no Invoker ever while making blatant burden of knowledge champs.

hairygrape
hairygrape

how is ap phoenix udyr nowadays?
echo jungle item, rageblade, popsicle puncher, maybe stinger, maybe gunblade

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Explain how Illaoi has burden of knowledge

massdebater
massdebater

There is literally nothing in game that conveys you can't use mobility spells against Poppy
Can you not mouse over her W buff?

Supergrass
Supergrass

Full AP Udyr doesn't work outside low Elo, both Udyr himself and all of his items were nerfed, gunblade is generally too expensive.

Also, instead of leaving tiger unleveled until level 16 take a point in tiger at 6 for more damage to towers.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

what about echo jungle & rageblade into tank?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

my bot lost 5 kills in 3 minutes and my cho jungle was so worthless the enemy lee was all over the map

I got out rotated by a tf

I think I'm gonna give up on taliyah for now

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

the only way to know that is external game knowledge
information provided in the client is external

Methnerd
Methnerd

melee champion has a skillshot
just gets on top of you and uses it point blank where you can't possibly dodge it

Skillshots either need minimum ranges that you can get inside of or incentives to hit them at max range

RumChicken
RumChicken

That's not burden of knowledge you dingus, you can learn those within a single game of playing against those champions. Urgot's passive is an example of burden of knowledge, just playing with urgot doesn't let you understand how it works because it could be linked to a specific ability, it could be a toggle, you might not even know the debuff is coming from urgot.

Playboyize
Playboyize

Bot feeds 5 kills in 10 minutes

at what elo does this stop happening

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

You may not even know you ARE debuffed, even.

Supergrass
Supergrass

"You will never escape"
Just qss Skarner's ult
wooooooooooow

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Bot feeds 5 kills in 10 minutes

at what elo does this stop happening

Emberfire
Emberfire

every game devolves into long range champs poking eachother from 3 screens away
i would rather play league of legends than battleships, thank you

girlDog
girlDog

ranged champion has a skillshot that massively rewards him for hitting it
You're a melee champion and you need to get in melee range to CC and damage that champion so that he doesn't blow up one of your fragile teammates
Since you're in melee range, you get hit by the skillshot and your enemy gets massively rewarded

Rings a bell?

Techpill
Techpill

No elos

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

low elos before Udyr was gutted was a scary place

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

I legitimately hate the fucking children that play this game

Nothing has made me want to fucking knock the teeth out of some prepubescent retard who can't defend himself more than this game

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

just playing with urgot doesn't let you understand how it works because it could be linked to a specific ability, it could be a toggle, you might not even know the debuff is coming from urgot.
I mean I guess you couldn't know it's a toggle, but it shouldn't take you more than a single game of laning vs urgot to figure out that his auto attacks (at least) are giving you the debuff.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

nothing fucking aggravates me more than broken english

learn my language you fucking roach

likme
likme

you may hit me in real life... but ingame.... ur the loser....

RumChicken
RumChicken

But his Q also applies it, but you might not know if he's Qing and autoing you. If he only hits you with E and nothing else does it apply? It would take you a long time to find out in game. If you've never played against urgot maybe you'll think he's getting tankier rather than you doing less damage. Out of laning many players would find it quite difficult to realize urgot is making them deal less damage to all enemies.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Can play absolutely anything but bot effectively
Autofill still always fucking gives me bot
I'm a fucking support main

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Ich möchte in Lulu schwimmen!

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Results for bets that NOBODY FUCKING CAST!

Zed so btfo, has to buy GA second item

Illusionz
Illusionz

MIT

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Jungler gets mad free week Kha and Rengar got banned
He now has no jungle champs
This idiot queued up for a role he doesn't play and expected the two most cancerous jungler on free rotation wouldn't get banned

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

meinst du nicht mit??

Inmate
Inmate

top feels a bit like Rock, Paper and Scissors

That's why you pick Sion. Basically always wins lane and always offers utility with his endless CC.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

primary is top
secondary is support
can't queue up as top/supp or I'll literally never get supp

SniperGod
SniperGod

surely you got that backwards

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Ich möchte Lulu's Katze sein!

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

I mistyped, I was distracted by something.

King_Martha
King_Martha

You pick 'God' and play Illaoi

You mean top right? Are people not playing top?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

and play Illaoi
You mean Pantheon?

Evilember
Evilember

yes

Techpill
Techpill

Move when ready

veekyforums.com/thread/171093083/video-games

veekyforums.com/thread/171093083/video-games

veekyforums.com/thread/171093083/video-games

veekyforums.com/thread/171093083/video-games

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

some guy on my team wrecks shit on kled
he's using fervor, ignite, BC->titanic->GA, and health quints
i never thought of health quints but with his massive 740-3035 base health it's pretty good

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

hey guys i just found out that there is a lol community on Veeky Forums and ive been lurking for a couple hours, but it seems u guys jsut complain about things that bad players would complain about?
and half the people here have no idea what they are talking about.
how is /r/lol like better than us?

WebTool
WebTool

20+ posts early
haha it's okay because I told them to migrate when this thread is full
kill yourself

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

you're refering to DanielZKlein he is legit dating a tranny. I think gypsylord is pretty bad too for being an SJW but compared to DZK he's The Marlboro Man

JunkTop
JunkTop

Not quite right.

the "tranny" is a woman who isn't transitioning and just says it for attention
who is also married to another man
who DZK lives with together