League of Legends General - /lolg/

Adorable magical girl edition

OT: eyosongive.us

MATING PRESS

>when you realize you have the veteran's badge by your name in silver

Tfw no vgs

shh, you're going to summon them.
the discucks

Xth for Katarina
best girl
:3c

Replace "should" with "can". Doing risky shit like that should ONLY be done if you either know where the enemy Jungler is or you can confidently 1v2 them.

Don't get me wrong kills are good too, but denying CS is solid for literally every matchup.

fluffy tails

Too late

Draven!
He's so cool wow!
>no name waifu thread too late
hohohohohoohohohohohohohoh
jk shibs pls draw me draven

cringe

goodnight jinxfag ^^
sleep tight
you should get on the discord!

>when you lose two games in a row from the AD deciding to park his ass mid the instant enemy bot tower dies despite doing nothing but farming the wave to tower then immediately softlock a support only for someone else to lock zyra last 10 seconds with no one else jungling in sight so you have to jungle as taricjust FUCK BLIND PICK

Holy fuck can we just ban all Mordefags? They never contribute to the thread all they do is "YEAH YOUR CHAMP IS COOL BUT NOT AS COOL AS MORDEKAISER IF WE WERE IN A 1V1 I WOULD SMOKE YOU BECAUSE MORDEKAISER WINS ALL 1V1'S".

I wanna cuddle YOU! :3

Wait no I don't you're mentally ill for liking Jinx and I don't want anything to do with degenerates

>They don't even use IRC

>he probably clicked more than once posting this

Sort of? Top feels a bit "Rock, Paper and Scissors" in terms of matchups.

>Jayce
>Quinn
>Swain
>Pantheon
>Kayle

The lower you are the worse people are at abusing their ranged advantage and ability to kite, though.

I will literally never understand lolg's obsession with this irrelevant trash champion that is Morde.

He's nothing unique from a design standpoint, he's literally Sauron with an undead kick. His gameplay is completely unengaging and binary, 4 abilities that do nothing but damage besides a shitty laughable MS boost on W. He is literally lanebabby's first champion because you could autowin lanes by just mashing E on your enemy laner and now after his rework does about the same thing except now you don't have to buy a shitty revolver so you can do it even more from the start. And let's not even get started on the fucking travesty that is his meme ghost dragon, it's amazing that CertainlyT still has a job, although maybe his punishment for being such a shit tier designer was being forced to rework such a trash champion.

I think it speaks to Veeky Forums's contrarian nature in general that Morde is so popular in lolg. Literally everyone from normies to reddiors sees how boring and uninspired this stupid champion is but a handful of people will cling to him like gnats to shit because "le based XD" even though every fucking thread you see some retard clamoring for absolutely unreasoable buffs like baking in entire masteries into his kit baseline and nullifying the intended weaknesses of his kit.

I geniunely would be the happiest many alive if Riot was to straight up remove this faggot edgelord champion from the game so I would never have to hear some lolg shitlord obsess over him again. Schadenfreude? Certainly, but I don't give a fuck. Fuck Mordekaiser, and fuck every single one of his """"mains"""""

mods are asleep post cow tits

tfw my league hentai folder is 479 images and /lolg/ isnt providing any new quality material anymore

xth for this is why you buy a Chain Vest first back vs Zed, also sometimes I happen to not suck so much ass at Yasuo.

IRC is only used by anime nerds and old school pirates anymore.

I claim vi as my waifu for the next 100 years

Are saying that Numero Uno is bad?
HOW DARE YOU.

Depends on elo. For example, above Plat or so you'll pretty much autolose if they pick Quinn because a good Quinn dumpsters you, but in low elo you autowin if they pick Quinn because they have no idea how to play Quinn they just read it's a counter then become confused when they can't 1v1 you level 1 in melee range.

drawn porn industry is dying atm
we're already past the golden age unfortunately

You're a real fucking attention whore tonight aren't you?

>I-I'VE BEEN HERE FOR YEARS I'M BETTER THAN THE NEWCOMERS
>PLEASE GIVE ME THE ATTENTION I CRAVE EVEN THOUGH I'M A DISEASED HUMAN BEING WITH A FUCKED UP BRAIN

Slanderous, jealous, spiteful bitch, no wonder you think you want to be a woman. Tone it down fucking retard you're disgusting.

Grats you found a new word, how many times have you said cringe this past week alone? Still far less than the number of times greasy autists across the globe have jerked their micropenises to your imaginary wife I would imagine

>team chose diana mid and camille top

what does it mean?

>they can't even shoot glitter

fuck it then ill start playing him until plat

>they cant even shoot milk

I can shoot cum into your womb.

who is the best Support in the world?

uh no, sorry, i'm a man (male)

xth for Syndra

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Me!!

I wanna carry Lulu on my shoulders and show her the world!

...are you okay, bud?

>150 posts early

You faggots need to be range banned for this shit. Consider suicide immediately.

okay but who's the best Pro Support?

Nice one, really substantive reply right there, is your defective brain confused and scared because I don't want to fuck you like the rest of lolg? Kill yourself

LOL

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comfy chibis~

ouch, stop it hurts!!
shut the fuck up, idiot. your being triggered over me is really telling. post your avatar, so i know who to remember, you sad lil bitch haha

Best girl.
Best hips.
Best wife.

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Better girl.
Better hips.
Better wife.

I want to go swimming in Lulu.

I love my free (you) each thread

and I luv you too buddy~

Laughable.

@171071321

kill yourself faggot cancer,

>replies to me posting to someone else instead of addressing the original post
Not only does this show you actually care enough to respond to me, it also shows that you have no content to formulate

Join your discord friend in ritual suicide

Omggg it's not just a cute animeposter it knows how to talk back!! I thought it was defenseless, now I feel threatened!!!!

Again, kill yourself, I just thought I should let you know that you're a garbage human being since the degenerate attention you get from lolg seems to have made you falsely believe that you're not (Hint: you are)

I want to impregnate that goat.

as long as its directed to me I appreciate the attention

salty as heck

I want to go swimming in Lulu.

please check ur schizophrenia at the door friend

You can't hide your shame

what a pathetic little existence, to only have joy from talking down to others. dont know whether to discard you outright, or feel genuinely sorry for you.

New aatrox feels like shit without his attk spd.
Like you now have to build like almost full tank to be able to get blood rush.

My heart and actions are utterly unclouded...!
They are all those of 『in』.

YOU HAVE REACHED THE WAIFU-KILLER BOT 9001

ANY WAIFUS THAT ARE POSTED BENEATH THIS LINE WILL BE EXECUTED
_______________________________________

good thing mine was posted before this

>charms u under turret
>thunderlord's/ignites u
urgot in season 7 in my lane lul

>ban [champion]
>someone instantly dodges
What's their name anons
For me it's Graves

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whew good thing husbandos are good

>tfw shit at League
>tfw shit at life
>tfw nobody loves me

Can you execute me too?

KILL THIS SHIT GIRL

Cheer up, user!

this is pretty disgusting
even more disgusting than og urgot

>another member of the fag brigade appears
Did he give you pictures of his ass or something? Wake yourself friend, he doesn't care about you. Not that anybody does probably

Not even going to respond to you

I'm gonna be honest for a second, how you've even maintained a persona or any degree of relevance in this community for years with a bland, virtually non existence personality is impressive to me if nothing else

The desire to remove or kill faulty, incorrect, or broken things is wired in our biology to give us pleasure. What adds to that pleasure is the understanding that I'm not that way, that I'm better than you in every aspect. If I could shoot you in the head I would but all I can do is ridicule you with text so I'll settle for that

Don't pity me for being superior, hate yourself for being the way you are and remove your presence so it doesn't get exposed to correct, healthy humans and corrupt them

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I want to hug and kiss Zyra!

if you die you'll just beforced to play league anyway dude lol

the supreme gentleman has arrived

w-wait.................
you d-don't have to do this.................
please don't k-kill me................

Who are you? Very curious who this angry personality belongs to.

DON'T!!!

>you're still fucking going
okay, 6/10 you actually got a real giggle out of me kek

Pray that I don't get to a thread early, human.

For now...

E Q Q Q Q

finally you post the pic with, gj retard

>Who are you?
>asking that on an anonymous imageboard
You people are unbelievably stupid.

>being a faggot
Look at you now stupid retard
HAHAHA EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS FAG

>posting her so she gets executed again

report soraka for inting
im afk

fuck dude. u got me. my night is ruined

IGN?
1v1 me and I'll crush your avatarfagging ass
If you don't reply you're a pussy

Nice, four actual lines of relevant dialogue and you're back to spewing your ebin one liners

I'll let you pretend that the humor is in my posts, and not the fact that you've completely botched your one shot at proper human existence. Goodbye you stupid fucking garbage cunt rag degenerate retard faggots